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The penis is the primary functioning organ of a male human being, with the brain coming in a close second and the heart in a disappointing third. Penises, or penii, come in many shapes and sizes, all of which are useless to a man unless they are one specific shape and size.

The Bible (Genesis) says that God removed Eve's penis and used it to create Adam. She never forgave Him, nor have her female descendants. (Full article...)

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  • ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
  • ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
  • ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
  • ... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
  • ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
  • ... that not all of Ukraine is Russia, though Russia can't seem to tell?

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Yes kids - Brick walls can be fun.

September 28: Commemoration of the Brick wall.

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Grue Crossing
The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

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