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“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

Oscar Wilde

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In the news

Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall
Their fish story wasn't very successful. It fact, it was a complete bomb.

Did you know

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  • ... that the classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel was blamed for hundreds of accidental deaths involving elderly women being pushed into ovens by children? (Pictured)
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
  • ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
  • ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
  • ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
  • ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?

On this day

I vow to thee my country all Earthly things above...

June 20: Have a Nice Day

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

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