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The Drunk Olympics, a spinoff of The (not drunk) Olympics, is an athletic competition in which all participating athletes compete in sporting events while intoxicated far beyond the typical human breaking point. The first Drunk Olympics took place in Utah in 2005. It was during the Drunk Olympics that the popular recreational sport Cup Stacking was born. (Full article...)

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  • ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
  • ... that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
  • ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
  • ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
  • ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?

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