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What is Uncycloversity? Uncycloversity is a place for the severe and unrelenting abuse of your brain. The project is devoted all styles of misinformation, from pre-school toilet humor to university toilet humor. We invite all teachers, students, researchers and anyone else who probably has something more constructive to do to join us in creating scatological one liners in this collaborative, time-wasting community.

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Help destroy Uncycloversity with cheese! Time dependent: Logo contest for Uncycloversity Mottos and slogans - Help prevent a definitive motto or slogan for Uncycloversity from ever being chosen. New URL: http://uncycloversity.edu.tc Hate the way this page looks? - We sure do! Complain bitterly on the talk page. Ongoing: Our faculty Get bored and leave. Worthless Projects encourage passive mental deterioration. Disorganized Self-Mismanagement for Uncycloversity Policies - Help make our policies as unfair and incomprehensible as possible. Visit our Communist Pork Hole.

More Communism Colloquium - Ask a stupid question about Uncycloversity. No-help desk - Ask a stupid question about anything. Immature Reprobates Complaining: Get "booted" by us on #Uncyclopedia (on Freenode). Charlie is a happy panda Mailing List: Uncycloversity-L Please subscribe to the list or view the archives. Booze! Dictatorial Decrees History of Uncycloversity - How we sank so incredibly low as to think we could edumacate anyone in any way whatsoever Most recent Uncycloversity SERVER CRASH: July 5, 2024

Reacharounds! Our student Reacharounds Ethics in reaching around Original Reacharound Techniques Disservice (to you) Drunken Driving - How Uncycloversity can swerve, weave in and out, fall asleep at the wheel, and cause multi-vehicular collisions. Abusiveness - How Uncycloversity can ruin your life. We Serve Communism! - How Uncycloversity can serve free drinks to communists. Free Money! Scholarship! - How Uncycloversity beats the government, we give you FREE money so you don't have to succumb to The Man.

Hot 'n' Sexy Librarians! Uncycloversity is often caught stealing pages from UnBooks. It claims it's just "borrowing" them, but most of them end up being used as toilet paper. (That isn't easy, since they're not actually printed books.) Uncycloversity:Course Catalog Useless book collection at UnBooks Uncycloversity Category Hot tubs

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This Uncycloversity is only written in Engrish. This is the only language we know, because we are not properly edumacated.

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