Uncycloversity:Communist Pork Hole
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UNCYCLOVERSITY LOVES COMMUNISTS!
If you're a fan of the ideas and works of Karl Marx, Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, Fidel Castro, and George W. Bush, you've come to the right place! We've got just the curriculum for you!
- Welcome, n00bz! You just got pwned!
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Communists! Communists! Communists![edit | edit source]
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Please Go Away[edit | edit source]
Drug Dependent[edit | edit source]
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Never Again[edit | edit source]
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- Learning Projects: Discourage any kind of learning whatsoever
- Organizing Self Management: Getting bad grades? Just make a sock puppet! (Endorsed by the Union of Soviet Socialist Sock Puppets [USSSP])
- Featured content: Uh...
- Policies: Today's complete revision of Uncycloversity's rules and codes of conduct
Don't Do Anything![edit | edit source]
Custodial Work[edit | edit source]
- Meet Your Custodial Help: Find out who's preventing Uncycloversity from doing anything
- Import: The finest in Italian sports cars
- Request administrative action: Another good way to get banned
- Attempt to Communicate: Don't bother, this will never work