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Make articles appear to have their titles pointlessly changed

1. Top post.
2. Read this entire goddamn list
3. Acquire more wit
4. Less noobs
5. Don't let anybody edit (some exceptions)
6. Base jumping
7. Delete a page -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 09:16, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
8. Learn to dance
9. Find out what this button does

   All it did was summon a grue, which has escaped somewhere farther down this list.-- Jayrod «Speek MUN WH» 03:29, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

   1. NO CLICKING LINKS!!! Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC) Eh?
10. Burn more noobs on the fires of our raging cynicism -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
11. Increase growing community spirit by inviting more noobs. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 09:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
12. Crush spirits of recently invited noobs by infinite banning them
13. Make a deposit at bank
14. Rob bank -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:16, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Go out drinking with Cornbread. Modusoperandi 20:35, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
15. Feed dog
16. Less grues -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 09:31, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
    1. More grues --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
17. Burn dog -- Rad 02:57, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
18. Feed grues -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
19. Feed grues with n00bs FreeMorpheme 13:07, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
20. Replace all image files with pr0n
    1. Fap. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
21. Run some untested third-party software from Moldova on the server
22. Overwrite Uncyc database with cracked copy of Halo 2
23. Have pie -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:37, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
24. Ban 0.0.0.0/0 --Splaka 04:59, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
25. Save world
26. Destroy world --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:24, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
27. Change mind and save world again.
28. Block users
29. Block users
30. Block users
31. Block users
32. Block users
33. Block users
34. Block users
35. Block users --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:07, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
36. Channel Oscar Wilde to improve our wit and humor.
37. Rewrite the rules so the noobs can understand them, and make a script that creates a link to the rules for noobs.--2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 19:31, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
38. Block all who aid n00bs.
39. Block all who aid those who aid n00bs.
40. Block all who aid those that aid those others that aid n00bs.
41. Block all who have any connection to those who aid n00bs. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:39, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
42. Figure out just what it is about n00bs that causes such a massive outpouring of negative emotions.
    1. Continue pouring out negative emotions. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
43. Figure out where this Grue came from, and why the button holds so much power.
44. Have more pie!  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:51, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
45. Tell Some User it's because of their inherent n00bishness, n00bocity, n00besquity, n00bisms, n00blikenesses, n00balties, take your pick. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:24, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
46. Add more humor
47. Remove more suck –H. 21:41, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
48. Add chainguns -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 20:07, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
49. Ban auto-aim scripts --Superbo 20:36, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
50. Block more users.
51. Delete more articles.
52. USE ALLCAPS.
53. WORSHIP BENSON.
54. DELETE BENSON.
55. PERMA-BLOCK BENSON'S ARTICLES. Wait... wrong way round...
56. CELEBRATE BENSON'S PERMABANNING.
57. Stop using allcaps, it's stupid!
58. Eat pie. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:31, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

    Comment: Does this mean we get to have our pie and eat it too? Sweet!  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:56, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

    Of course! On Uncyclopedia, anything's possible! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 13:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

59. Get hax -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 20:48, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
60. DE-STROY THE DOC-TOR! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:34, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
61. In Soviet Russia, bad Russian Reversal jokes need to delete YOU! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
62. Spam links to my userpage on stupid usless lists of other people's linkwhoreyness. --The Zombiebaron 02:08, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
63. Find out just who the hell this benson guy is
64. Overclock my computer that little bit more,
    1. Buy new processor, again
65. Make more pics that no one likes
66. Make more pages that no people visit
67. See doctor to increase dosage, again check!
    1. Mix said medication with alcohol, again
    2. Tell purple monkey to put back my hipwaders and stop watering my plants
       1. Buy plants
    3. Appear on "COPS", again check!
    4. Get bail money. Modusoperandi 07:35, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
68. Add more things to this list.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 13:41, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
69. Fart on a cat
70. Kill a mime
71. Hack into the interweb
72. Solve Physics -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:34, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
73. Cure for cancer common cold--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 10:05, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
74. Take over the world.
75. Make BENSON an admin
    1. Make BENSON a bureaucrat. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
76. Stop huffing kittens
    1. NEVER! --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
77. Take two and call Chron in the morning
78. Delete anything related to an overused internet meme
79. Remove any and all Chuck Norris references from Uncyclopedia
    1. Figure out new meme with which to torture Crazyswordsman
    2. Laugh maniacally
       1. Cry quietly, on the inside. Modusoperandi 08:31, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    3. Kill those responsible for adding the Chuck refences. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
80. Use in-jokes often, but wisely
81. Be funny and not just stupid Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:05, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Agree. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
82. Rest on my laurels.
83. Rake my underpants.
84. Remember that I'm not wearing any.
85. Wonder why I'm telling you all this.
86. Deleaf my ass. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 23:48, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
87. Reformat Uncyclopedia Server and install Windows XP Pirate Edition on it, then apply some HeadOn directly to the forehead. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 00:02, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
88. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
89. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
90. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.
91. HeadOn, available over the counter at pharmacies nationwide. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:17, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
92. Try to figure out why the hell I just made a page loosely based on "The Love Boat". Damn you, Captain Stubing!
93. Take deep breaths. Whaaa, woooo... whaaa, woooo. Modusoperandi 16:26, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Create new section headers randomly. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:28, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

1. Remember that n00bs are our future
2. Remember that it's "fewer n00bs", not "less n00bs" -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 16:42, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
3. Choose my own adventure
4. Get into an argument Modusoperandi 16:47, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
5. Futily attempt to wreak the coding of the page. </HTML>
6. Frown when it doesn't work yet try to repair it anyway. :-( <HTML>
7. Peaksay Igpay Atinlay.
8. Vabnalise!™ sduifvskdfjnbs,kdjnbslkjbnslkgnbsalkjgnb omg lolz0rz
9. OH GOD FREAK OUT OR WE'LL ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
10. Return to normality.

11. Make fake section headers

12. Realise that said fake section headers are real. :—(
13. zomg itz t3h 1337z0rz!
14. AAAAAAAAA!
15. HATE HAET HAT! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:59, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
16. Compose a random Computer-piano piece by randomly hitting keyboard.
17. jk nfji ri i fi jnodgi n iosujv alufb98 e98h nkigp;asofihb[q0-rb a! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:20, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Attempt to decode the prophecies of Ghelae. Modusoperandi 17:25, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
       1. Tell Modusoperandi that the prophecy is in random-keyboard-language, just in case it helps. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:33, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
          1. But I've already optioned the film rights for "the Ghelae Code"! Modusoperandi 17:40, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
             1. Ooh, good, when'll it be released? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:16, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                1. I dunno. The only info I have so far is that I've called the wrong number and that I shouldn't use 911 for such "tom foolery". Weird how people get my name wrong...even the nice lady from Directory Assistance thought I was "R. Sole". Modusoperandi 08:27, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                   
18. Point out how this page is a new low for the Forums. --The Zombiebaron 17:26, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
19. Point out how this page may be a new low for the forums, but is a new high for the Village Dump. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:33, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Giggle when people say "Dump". Modusoperandi 17:40, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
       1. Yeah, I'm with you on that one. But why do you want to start an argument? What kind of idiot would do that? Well? Well? What have you got to say for yourself? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:50, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
          1. Wonder what Armando is on about ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:16, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
             1. Er, sorry. It was Modusoperandi I was trying to get in an argument with, as per his post half a page above. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                1. Realise what Armando is on about ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                   1. Oh, and when I said "I'm with you on that one", I meant Modusoperandi again. Giggling when people say "Dump". I'm easily amused. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:06, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                      1. Be bored about the fact that Armando didn't realise that Ghelæ knew that, and keep on writing in italics for no apparent reason whatsoever ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 09:08, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                         1. Do everything in italics because that's what all of the cool kids are doing. And Ghelae. Modusoperandi 16:23, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                            1. Kill Modusoperandi for insulting me (by not using a ligature in my næm, and putting a full stop at the end of an italic quote) ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:27, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
                               1. For looking up the word "ligature", because it sounds like a euphemism. Also for getting a new keyboard that has a key for that cool pushed together "a" "e" thingy. Modusoperandi 17:06, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
          2. You're too late, Armando. I got into an argument with me earlier about whether or not to have another beer. A bunch of times. Now I've just awoken on my neighbour's lawn. The cop that's standing on my neck doesn't look too amused. Dunno why I brought my computer with me...must've seemed like a good idea at the time... Modusoperandi
20. Wake up Cthulhu. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:50, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Ask if he's got a sister. Modusoperandi 08:27, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
       1. Now there's a thought. Wonder what she can do with those tentacles. I'm guessing that once you've had cephalopod you never go back. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

21. Make an entire fictitious Uncyclomedia Foundation

22. Realise that, while the Uncyclomedia Foundation is supposedly fictitious, the corresponding server exists and is real.
23. Ignore this discrepancy as, if Wikipedia said the Uncyclomedia Foundation is fictitious, it must be real. They wouldn't joke about something that important, eh?
24. Wonder why this was done in this backward fashion if having a real Uncyclomedia Foundation could've been a means to transfer ownership of the project (if there is such a thing) back to the community, much like the Wikimedia Foundation attempted to do after it was too late to persuade the Encyclopedia Libre community from splitting to an independent project at the University of Seville, Spain.
25. Ask if it would've done any good as the fictitious Uncyclomedia Foundation only has fictitious assets in any case.
26. Allocate more virtual memory in which to inventory the fictitious assets of the fictitious Uncyclomedia Foundation.
27. Question why this is worth doing if the only supposed assets are an autographed copy of UnMeta, some space on the project's one leased dedicated server and some useless uncyc.org-related domain names which aren't uncyclopedia.org
28. Conclude that nobody cares and go back to sleep.
29. VFH this page
    1. After VFH fails, VFP this page.
       1. After the ban expires, VFD this page. Modusoperandi 22:01, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
       2. Heck, nominate the page for VFH, VFP, UGOTM, QVFD, VFD and NRV all at the same time. It won't be the first time we've had the same page simulentaneously on VFH and VFD - Babel:Lt/Finikieciai holds that distinction after being misfiled as "Italian" instead of "Lithuania". --Carlb 23:02, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
          1. Why not nom it for NOTM, WOTM, UOTM, UOTY, CVP, CRP and make a selection of Special Rules for it too? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:19, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
          2. I can think of another page that was on VFH, VFD, and QVFD at once. --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
30. Score: +0
    1. Against nominating this page for anything. Modusoperandi 23:24, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
    2. For nominating this page for everything and For pushing STM's quote to the bottom. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:19, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    3. For per Ghelae. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:33, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
31. Cha-cha real smooth. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:46, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
32. Make a sockpuppet. Modusoperandi 18:55, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. That's an excellent idea. 24.64.223.204 18:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Make another header

1. “Quote Oscar Wilde.”
   ~ Oscar Wilde

2. Make another code for Modusoperandi to crack.
3. vnsb-jdfhbg-kfh / yfxgvmjhygukdygb-zur7tgy-cvujy / bdf7g0-x8fyhg-dr89-y
   1. Ponder. Modusoperandi 08:02, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
      1. Crack! Do you encrypt your mother with that mouth? Modusoperandi 08:21, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
4. Remember Hamlet's speech.
5. Be.
6. Not Be.
7. That is the question.
8. Suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
9. Take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them.
10. Sleep.
11. By that sleep, say we end the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
12. Die.
13. Not remember the rest of Hamlet's speech. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:50, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
14. Forget about Hamlet's speech. Nobody cares. -- The Colonel (talk) 07:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
15. Forget about Col.swordman... and the rest of Uncyclopedia, and get a life.
16. On second thoughts, that's not a good idea. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:57, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
17. Be glad that our Poo Lit entries are somebody elses problem now.Modusoperandi 08:02, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
18. Kill Paris Hilton and make sure he/she/it/aardvark has been disassembled.
19. AAAAAAAAA!
20. REDUNDANCY!
21. EUROIPODS!
22. REDUNDANCY!
23. Make another code:
24. sxdfgt7 6tr5fvbuyi v87iub - 789ub njk 87yu6 gyubh 987guihb 087ihu 87uyjh. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Stop that! Don't make me go all "A Beautiful Mind" on you. Mmmmm, Jennifer Connelly...
25. Eat more fiber. Modusoperandi 08:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
26. Make another code, just to annoy Modusoperandi:
27. sjkdfnb-idfuhg / lsiufdhj-lisdufh / psfiuh-pdfg9uhn / sp9tu-hjsop9f8.
28. RUN! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:57, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Reach through the internet tubes and strangle Ghelæ. Nah.
29. Find gross spelling error in one of my Poo Lit entries now that it's too late to do anything about it.
    1. Friggin' lose it!
30. Take deep breaths. Whaaa, woooo... whaaa, woooo. Modusoperandi 09:04, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
31. Make yet another code just to annoy Modusoperandi, and laugh when Modusoperandi reaches through the screen to hit me, but misses because I jumped out of the way (etc, etc):
32. uhdkigu-siudyhg / oaiudth oisaeurh-oaiureh / oas9r8h gapoieruhg-aoleiu. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 10:39, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    1. Ask Ghelæ for my bong back. Modusoperandi 10:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
       1. Wonder what Modusoperandi is talking about, then decide to not care and walk away. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
          1. Buy new bong, apparently. Modusoperandi 12:47, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
33. Agree with Ghelæ on something, for some reason.
    1. Freak out, just a little. Modusoperandi 07:45, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
34. ==Make another header, if only to end this weird little BLAH!™==
35. Qwerty uiop, Asdf ghjklk, Zxcvbnm. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:56, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
36. Curl up into ball. Fight the encroaching darkness from the fetal position. Modusoperandi 08:03, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
37. Download dirty, dirty porn. Go to church. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:38, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
38. Purge the Old Stuff!
39. zomg itz t3h svv34rz0rz
40. <make lots="of" fake="HTML"> tags <which have="no" known="possible"> uses </which></make>
41. <recode HTML="with" these="tags" in="a"> futile <attempt to="take" over="the"> world </attempt></recode> ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:46, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

42. “Stop quoting me more than once on every page! We have other intellectualls who do this stuff you know.”

    ~ Oscar Wilde on stuff to do

    Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C)

43. “Start quoting me. I mean, I'm Walt freakin' Whitman over here!”

    ~ Walt Whitman on throwing another poet a bone once in a while

--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:37, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

1. Make a Walt Whitman article. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:07, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
   1. Take up Crazyswordsman's advice.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
2. Destroy the intellectuals done!
3. Alter history
4. Have former colleague assassinated in Mexico -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:16, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
5. Obsess over the Poo Lit results.
   1. Get over it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:47, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
6. Feed anybody who uses bulleted lists to grues. Then ban them. --Cainad 06:19, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Make another section header - Why Not?

1. Use bulleted lists, just to annoy Satan Cainad. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:22, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
2. Change all the bullets to numbers -- sannse (talk) 18:17, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
   • PLace a bullet, then kill sannse. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:49, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

   A. Use letters

   B. Continue to use letters

   C. Think about sheep -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:13, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

   • ==Make another section header ENTIRELY BULLETS!==
   • ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:49, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Nerd42's ideas which are differently weirder than usual

1. PWN n00bs.
2. Help n00bs only after they have been PWN3d to become better writers.
3. Ensure that as many Uncyclopedia articles as possible use self-referential humor.
4. Make the UnMeta Foundation into a real organization - I mean, hey, why not?
5. Branch out into other forms of media.
6. Add subliminal messages to UnMedia content.
7. Complete takeover of world. (In Soviet Russia, world takes over YOU!!)
8. Today the rest of the world, tomorrow Chuck Norris!
9. Uhh ... yeah. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 18:23, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Slap STM, Ghelae, and Nerd42 with a halibut » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:36, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

• Drop VFH template.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:59, 1 September 2006 (UTC) Severian did it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:46, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Slap Dawg, STM, Ghelæ, Nerd42 and Modusoperandi with two halibuts each. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 09:24, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

1. • Note to self; Fish for dinner--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:49, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Make big header so all succeeding headers are subordinate to it. MUAHAHA! MUAHAHA! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:40, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Make a tiny header to fuck with everyone. –H. 07:42, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

1. = Make an invisible header to confuse everyone=
   • Break Ghelae's invisible header that works, and don't sign it.
3. = Remake said broken header, and do sign it... SPANG. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 08:26, 4 September 2006 (UTC)=

Have fun with staple guns

1. • Launch a kitten into North Korea
   • Run over Iran's puppy
   • Go back in time and put Hitler's parakeet in the microwave -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:39, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
   • Learn how to use bullet points the first time. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:41, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
2. ==Fake IRC==
4. <Ghelæ> 16:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
   • Revive a dead joke people stopped finding funny weeks ago -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:06, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Create a really big header that has several in-jokes in the title because it is mandatory --General Insineratehymn 02:38, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

1. • Tell Insineratehymn that he forgot to mention Euroipods. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 09:13, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

^_^ Make A Header To Drive A Certain Admin Crazy ^_^

1. Summary:
3. Welcome ^_^
4. Thank You ^_^
5. Comment ^_^
6. Vote ^_^
7. Delete ^_^
8. Ban ^_^
9. Redirect ^_^
10. Revert ^_^
11. Improved ^_^
12. +{{redlink}} ^_^
13. +{{deadend}} ^_^
14. +{{construction}} ^_^
15. Moved ^_^
16. +{{vanity}} ^_^
17. ^_^

Make another header. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:49, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Wonder why I hadn't found tis page sooner --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

1. Attempt to make the whole page a singular # list.
   1. Fail miserably.
2. Ban all who oppose BENSON
   1. Then kill them.
      1. Hell, just ban everyone.
         1. Then kill them.
3. Be more redundant.
4. Be more redundant.
5. Be more redundant.
6. Be more redundant.
7. Translate the entire wiki into AAAAAAAAA!
8. Get more nakie pics of Sophia ^_^
9. Unfeature and huff eur - *is shot* --User:Nintendorulez 16:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
10. Switch AAAAAAAAA! to semiprotection. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:24, 8 October 2006 (UTC)