User:Kaizer the Bjorn

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Knight Commander of the Order
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I have contributed Over 9000!! pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
Over 9000!!
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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This user is Swedish
…and hates going to IKEA!
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Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month February 2008

Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. You've caught me on my userpage, this is where I display my grandeur and flaunt my e-peen. I spend a lot of my time in here, just polishing, and polishing, and polishing. See that really bright white sitting behind that text? I got it so bright from all the polishing. I waste away my hours, looking at my reflection in my trophies, or I would, if I had any trophies. Well, let me show you around.

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

This is my first featured article, It scored 22/1 on VFH. I think thats a pretty good score, so I put it in a frame.

These are some of my featured pictures aren't they purty?

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This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

These are some awards people gave me for being the best at something. I've got literally thousands of these. THOUSANDS!

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Original Ninjastar
In appreciation for joining, and for your
contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons
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Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:27, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

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The Goodbye Steve Gold Ninjastar
For launching a full-scale assault against crappy quotes.
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