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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches. (history, logs, vote page)

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Exodus 32: 15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written. 16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables. Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 27
Nomination:	~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) 05:14, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 27	Zombiebaron. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) Bombiezaron -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:59, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC) norabeibomZ --Skizzerz 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC) 1234JKL <3 --1234JKL (talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Boner. Greatest image in history. -RAHB 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC)  For - Let the exodus begin. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013 Things say for R7 (NL) 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC) And it was good... — SG1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC) Obvs. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)  No boner, but totally For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:57, 5 January 2013 Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC) Bonerbaron. ~[ths] UotM 23:54, 01/20/2013  For. Clever. Aleister 00:25 21-1-'13  For.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:02, 23 January 2013 (UTC) Shwing! -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2013-01-24T00:02 Zombiebaron. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 26 2013 20:42.  For. This gives me the most uncontrollable giggles, especially with the text. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.08.03:51 LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVO- *clears throat* How terribly uncivil of me! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:31, 26 February 2013 (UTC) For. MadMax (talk) 07:52, 6 March 2013 (UTC) For. --Snippy 09:22, 6 March 2013 (UTC) For. Ahhahaha -- Strainj1 21:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC) For ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 07:16, 7 March 2013 (UTC) Boner. Madclaw @ talk 18:56, 7 March 2013 (UTC) 10/10 would bang! -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:59, 7 March 2013 (UTC)  For. I know I am 8 years late but this is great! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 17:11, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

WikiSphere.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand. Image credit: SunnyChow Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 21
Nomination:	SunnyChow 16:29, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 21	For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:30, 18 January 2009 (UTC) :-O -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC) For per above. --Mnbvcxz 18:42, 18 January 2009 (UTC) Absolutely brilliant It's a parody of this, just FYI. [1] Ethereal 02:33, 19 January 2009 (UTC) Hells yeah. I was fiddling around with the caption, too. Does anyone like it better than the old one? If not, feel free switch it back. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:09, Jan 19 For (I forgot to vote.)--SunnyChow 05:53, 20 January 2009 (UTC) For. That is a truly brilliant 'chop. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:03, Jan 20 For. Good stuff. --UU - natter 09:46, Jan 21  For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:49, 21 January 2009 (UTC) I am the 10th  For.-er—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:51, 24 January 2009 (UTC) For. Fantastic. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Escher Asahatter (annoy) 21:57, 26 January 2009 (UTC) Pileon. Parsat (talk / contribs) 02:48, 29 January 2009 (UTC) The picture is incredible but the caption just don't go with it. At. All. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:06, 30 January 2009 (UTC) For the win, most definitely. --MikeEtc@live.com 01:43, 31 January 2009 (UTC) To top off the win Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:50, 31 January 2009 (UTC) I am in awe... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:24, 1 February 2009 (UTC)  For. - Putting icing on the cake. Rbpolsen♦☺ 02:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC) FOR!!! ☺Projectmayhem666 15:18, 13 February 2009 (GMT) For - brilliant --CrabPope 13:43, 25 April 2009 (UTC)  For. I saw this on the Main Page. I'm impressed. Is this a weird Oscar Wilde reference? Pinging Cassie for the answer. ~--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:07, 18 February 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Chainsawcharge.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war. Image credit: Asahatter Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 28.5 Royal Mechanised Mounted Treefellers
Nomination:	Mhaille
For Votes: 28.5	Timber!!!!!!!!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:58, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Into the Valley of VFP, rode the 600. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Oct 17 Should generate some buzz. -- Rljenk 03:06, 17 October 2008 (UTC) For Hehe, chainsaws... --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 03:23, 17 October 2008 (UTC) For, although I'm tired of people making fun of Canadians. They don't use chainsaws. Instead, they gnaw at the tree trunks with their oversized front teeth. When they see a predator they slap the water with their tails to warn other Canadians of the danger. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:35, 17 October 2008 (UTC) For. --UU - natter 09:27, Oct 17  Coolest at this time--LOLsupreme 18:19, 17 October 2008 (UTC)  For. JudgeZarbi TALK 18:21, 17 October 2008 (UTC) for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC) For. Oh thank fuck. The previous three nominations were depressing, thank God Mhaille for some quality. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:07, 18 October 2008 (UTC)yes pick this one Strong For Brilliant work. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:44, 18 October 2008 (UTC) For. I laughed, reminds me of that one with the soldiers and the water guns, this is much better.--Shroomulah 22:24, 18 October 2008 (UTC)\ For. CHHHHHHHHHHHHHARRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:35, Oct 18 For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:20, 19 October 2008 (UTC) For. MrN 17:07, Oct 19 For the second featured image about Canadian warfare. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:14, 19 October 2008 (UTC) For This is awesome. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:29, 19 October 2008 (UTC)  YES FUCKING PLEASE – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:25 Oct 20, 2008  For. with a nod to George_VI who had the original idea Asahatter (annoy) 21:51, 20 October 2008 (UTC) For! Are they just... Fighting someone in the north of their cold nation? --Nachlader 09:19, 21 October 2008 (UTC) FTW, baby. Chainsaws = win --BOMB 14:21, 21 October 2008 (UTC) For Very nice work--VitalOD 13:06, 23 October 2008 (UTC) epic lulzPieSoup-Drink Me! 01:48, 24 October 2008 (UTC) Vote -RAHB 18:50, 24 October 2008 (UTC) For, while similar to another featured image depicting the Canadian military's use of water pistols, this is funny nonetheless. -- The Zombiebaron 20:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC) The Lumber Cartel, local 42 (Canadian branch), approves of this picture. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 96.53.47.42 (talk • contribs)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:36, 23 September 2011  For. Who uses knives to fight wars against AK-47s? Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 21:10, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Trojan Horse (history, logs, vote page)

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Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". Image credit: sannse Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 22 Happy Humpin' Horses
Nomination:	Mhaille
For Votes: 22	Someone is going to hell. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Bleats. Wait, wrong animal. --CharitwoTalk 18:08, 29 September 2008 (UTC)  For. JudgeZarbi TALK 18:21, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Hot. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:30, 29 September 2008 (UTC)  For. and thanks for the idea Splarka! -- sannse (talk) 19:24, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Technically, using one of these things counts as rape. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? 19:29, 29 September 2008 (UTC)  For.. Catherine the Great would be so pleased. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:38, 29 September 2008 (UTC)  For.. Is there a sheep version? RabbiTechno 19:43, 29 September 2008 (UTC)  For.. Obviously I use these all the time myself. No, not for my horse. OK, it's for my horse. MrN 19:48, Sep 29  I came. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Sep 29 For. The UnIdiot is most amused. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:09, Sep 29 For. I'd make a Catherine the Great joke, but it's already been done. Curse you, Codeine! Curse you to hell! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Hehe, Condoms... --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 00:08, 30 September 2008 (UTC)  For. Now I know what sannse meant when she said the last boyfriend she had was "a bit of a stallion" -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:39, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Think horses? Got wood? Think trojans! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Against That's right... Screw the system. Great Image Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex Text-based. Gloriously so. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Must vote before it leaves VFP. Jeez. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:29, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Extreme Greek For. ~ 18:39, 1 October 2008 (UTC) Sannse; Queen Of Text Based Images That Even A Zombiebaron Would Vote For -- The Zombiebaron 19:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)  For. The Spartans are coming! This was already featured, late September 2008 Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:12, 12 March 2021 (UTC) User:Pugsleyfan69420 likes image.
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	This a first rate image there's no doubt but in my amateur opinion the humour is a tiny bit weak.This seems to be a product marketed to humans for the benefit of the horse .. but against what im not sure (certainly not against disease or pregnancy + Most jockeys are male). If it was me id have either made one where the product was marketed to humans with very large cocks just called 'trojan horse' or keep the animal sex reference and market the product to the horse inferring that it might catch something from the skanky crack hoes hired to make pornos with it maybe. But theres no way to improve on the photoshoping other than a touch of textured specular shine maybe :)--VitalOD 17:03, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Cthulhu's Vacation (history, logs, vote page)

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus." Image credit: Some user Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 21 disappointed Lovecraft entities
Nomination:	T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK
For Votes: 21	Nom + For. A great chop that makes me laugh when I see it. Did I mention it's a great chop? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:40, 21 August 2007 (UTC) For I like it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:45, 21 August 2007 (UTC) One of my favourite Cthulhu images. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:25, 21 August 2007 (UTC) For, we don't have enough well done meme images on the mainpage. Yet. -- The Zombiebaron 21:47, 21 August 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:00, 22 August 2007 (UTC) For, Very well made and funny Resto 09:05, 22 August 2007 (UTC) For. ~ 09:19, 22 August 2007 (UTC) For. That's some good photo editin'. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:56, 22 August 2007 (UTC) For the details(did you notice that FSM plaque in the background?) Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 16:17, 22 August 2007 (UTC) ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:23, 22 August 2007 (UTC) For. That reminds me, I need to give him a call. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, 22 August 2007 (UTC) 4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Aug 22, 2007 For. We don't have enough good Cthulu humor. R (Holla!) 14:04, 23 August 2007 (UTC) For. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 15:12, 23 August 2007 (UTC) For any and all Lovecraft humor.--<<>> 00:22, 24 August 2007 (UTC) For - Who's Cthulhu, anyway? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:10, 24 August 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 16:52, 25 August 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:25, 26 August 2007 (UTC) Twinklestheunicorn Mannsvilla DerHATO
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	Why does Cthulhu have an FSM plaque? I'm getting mixed messages here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:52, 21 August 2007 (UTC) It's his Mezuzah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:57, 21 August 2007 (UTC) FSM is Jewish? Wow. That changes everything. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:04, 21 August 2007 (UTC) FSM is not Jewish; FSM takes no sides. FSM is the creator. The Humbled Master 16:45, 23 August 2007 (UTC) Abstain. First PFP vote, its extremely funny but also a hackjob.-Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 00:01, 12 April 2021 (UTC)

Nuke Me if you can (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you! Image credit: Olipro Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 20.5 mushroom clouds on the horizon.
Nomination:
For Votes: 23.5	Very for. Also nom. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Comment - What about the hat? It's gneomI 11:42, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Oh what the hell. FOR - It's gneomI 02:18, 3 June 2007 (UTC) Dig hah, thats funny --THINKER 11:48, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For. Ha ha! Funny and clever! --Rolando8 11:21, 19 February 2008 (UTC) For --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~14:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Fore!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! For –—Hv (talk) 2/06 14:56 For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:09, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For works for me! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:12, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 2 June 2007 (UTC) For--Theo 00:00, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 00:01, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For, hat or not. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:03, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:34, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For. User:KoRoBeNiKI/sig 02:34, 3 June 2007 (UTC) For. (rooob)--91.107.184.173 12:33, 14 August 2008 (UTC) AAA! 71.109.2.214 SuperpersonA aznmonkeyass99 Martinultima Doopliss Resto Cammisar Wehpudicabok DJ Irreverent
Against Votes: 3	Zombiebaron Bradaphraser Zombiebaron. no. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:35, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments	Featured —rc (t) 04:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC) Mehgasmic Robertodole 06:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Lego Assassination (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay. Image credit: Sliferjam Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 38 Killer Blocks
Nomination:
For Votes: 42	N&F - a work of genius. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Strong For. One of the Jam's best. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC) For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC) No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Yes! Looks much better! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC) - For - Now that the image is PNG. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Yes it is. Just like Zombiebaron hates text, I hate JPEG images that have lots of artifacts. I hate artifacts! So I voted Conditional for because I know it can be cleaned up in a PNG version. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. Oh, the sweet Lego memories. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC) For. Yup, the memories (/me trails off...). –—Hv (talk) 23/05 21:12 For Rogpyvbc 00:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For--Holy S**T!! Fuck it, We are all dead!!! fuck!!! All I asked for was a photochop, not a work of art!--Sir Shandon 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. The more I look at this picture, the more impressed I am with it. Good work.--<<>> 02:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Support --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:48, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For - and its on my Christmas toy shopping list... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For Now I just need the Ford Theatre playset...Rad (Holla!) 12:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For <insert smart comment here> -- sannse (talk) 12:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. Amusing.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For. And yes, Zb, you are too a 'joykill'   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC) For I guess Zombiebaron never played with LEGOS when he was little. They were the shit. --General Insineratehymn 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Weak For Funny, could be better. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For because now Oswald doesn't stick out like a tore sum. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 06:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC) Plor Private Gert5 UGotM Hell, I still play with Legos. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:52, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:00, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:39, 26 May 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 21:43, 26 May 2007 (UTC) For --Funnybony    08:32, May 25 Crimson30 Yohan Ljlego Dattebayo321 Muzak 333pet Martinultima ForestAngel Knödel For --Sir Manforman 20:29, 22 August 2007 (UTC) Cybergata Flubeca Jtyoboy The Woodburninator  For. Holy shit, net +37 support. Yeap, even though JFK was shit.
Against Votes: 4	Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- The Zombiebaron 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} AGAINST --Such horrific rubbish. This is what I expect from careless liberals who spend their worthless time poisoning our children's minds. You're pretty much saying "ITS OK TO KILL YOUR PRESIDENTS, HECK ITS OK TO KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD, HECK KILLING IS JUST GRRREEAT" well sir you ARE WRONG....DEAD WRONG....no actually I just don't find legos amusing (anymore). --Kingkitty 13:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Comment: If you're going to be that sensitive, then get the hell off this site. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC) sage --Algorithm 18:23, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Featured!--<<>> 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC) COMMENT Oi Vey... I fixed some things people were having problems with, and I think it looks the best as it has ever looked. Yes? Oh, and the offer to lego-ize scenes for people is still up. I kinda like doing it. I've sure gotten better at it. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 21:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Falstrop's Amazing Kitten Huffing Device (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop. Image credit: Sannse Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 32 huffed kittens
Nomination:
For Votes: 33	Nom+for I likes this image I does.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. It makes history come alive. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For Ah what the hell! -- CartoonDiablo Very much for -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:37, 7 April 2007 (UTC) F☭R, 13:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 13:42, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For obvious reasons.--<<>> 13:47, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. And just when I thought kitten huffing jokes were dead.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Nine! —Braydie 16:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For, sannse is probably the only user I know who can pull off text based jokes without making them text based jokes. -- The Zombiebaron 16:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For - Why not? --AAA! (AAAA) 16:36, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For One of these days, Sannse will have an exhibition in the Tate. RabbiTechno 18:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For, for, forRooob--91.107.184.173 12:46, 14 August 2008 (UTC) Ooh, didn't see this here, am I allowed to vote For? I've added sources to the image page, for the curious. Now if only a certain person had written the article I made it for... -- sannse (talk) 20:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC) I played with the caption -- sannse (talk) 20:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC) I couldn't find an article in which it was used (thanks to Someone) So I couldn't think of what the caption should of been.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:19, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Earth to sannse... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:14, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Not that one, that has waaaay too many images already -- sannse (talk) 21:26, 10 April 2007 (UTC) For. The great kitten huffing revival of 2007? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For.~ 22:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. Original approach on an clichéed joke. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 22:51, 7 April 2007 (UTC) For. Genius in action... that is pure brilliance, and by a woman too! --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 19:17, 8 April 2007 (UTC) For. Just one comment: when the image is fully-sized, the kitten look a bit sharp.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC) yep, I can see what you mean there. Problem is, that the sharpness helps it look drawn. Softening it makes it start to look like a photo again. The edges could be better though, I did this before I'd learnt to use more feathering for cut-outs. I could redo it, but it would be from scratch, because I didn't save the layers (stupid). Maybe I'll get round to it sometime -- sannse (talk) 21:45, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Heh, in that case, just forget about it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:15, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For nice --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:53, 9 April 2007 (UTC) For Too good to be true! Pip pip, was that a waffle, mate? JOLLY OLE CHERRIO!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:10, 9 April 2007 (UTC) For. Looks almost real; had this not been Uncyclopedia, I would have possibly believed it. Swordmaster 21:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Very For clearly the best. absolutely. should win. --Math Poet 01:24, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For kittens we huff kittens. --Greyweasel 05:51, 12 September 2008 (UTC) It absolutely already did. We're still cleaned up after it. Pesky kittens. Also, use PFP for voting on things that are already featured. Like this. Because it is. I don't know if I was clear before. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Capercorn Madmonkey24 The Baker St. Irregular Hoyman Tzkala Haigejobu THE Cs1987 Martinultima Ljlego FOR Canner of preserves huffs it very much.
Against Votes: 1	flogging an old joke doesn't make it any newer, so against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:12, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Featured —rc (t) 08:04, 11 April 2007 (UTC) Comment-When is someone going to hurry up and feature this?!?!?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:53, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Popup Blocked (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 22 popups blocked
Nomination:
For Votes: 34	Self nom and For It's an actual screenshot, but it is original. I made the Javascript code to produce the popup, and then took a screenshot of it. Blah Blah Blah 14:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC) Against, despite making me giggle a little. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC) Changed my mind, For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:38, 9 February 2007 (UTC) Against, despite making Squiggle giggle a little. (Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle, Squiggle giggle. Say it with me).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC) For ...got a security update from Microsoft. New feature: random crashes. Hurrah! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC) Comment Can you get a high res version? --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 21:11, 7 February 2007 (UTC) For now that quality is better. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 01:32, 8 February 2007 (UTC) For - two people here laughed out loud the moment they saw it - David Gerard 22:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC) Conditional For - Make it more clearer (I suggest PNG) and this will be a for. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC) For - Now that quality is better. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC) For Just increase the resolution and I think you have a winner. --General Insineratehymn 22:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC) For, though I'm with the two dudes ahead of me.--<<>> 23:41, 7 February 2007 (UTC) For.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:00, 8 February 2007 (UTC) For - It's gneomI 12:30, 8 February 2007 (UTC) for the irony - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:14, 8 February 2007 (UTC) For. - Sikon 12:40, 9 February 2007 (UTC) For. God, that's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:55, 9 February 2007 (UTC) For Ethereal 12:15, 11 February 2007 (UTC) For --Mulehunter 13:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC) For - I laughed. Then I thought about all the times Windows actually did that to me, and I cried. Al-Pita 10:53, 12 February 2007 (UTC) For Good. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! For. Cool picture! I like it! JudeMaverick Weak for, but a for nonetheless. I like the simplicity. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC) For I think I've actually gotten one of these--Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 01:31, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For . But dangerously edging on the Fnord boundry -- Vosnul 16:02, 17 February 2007 (UTC) For --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 01:16, 21 February 2007 (UTC) 40FOR Error! HighGeneral Grue For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 13:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC) Nuknuk Benny Goodman Gabi Dragoliz Gert5 ForestAngel Thekillerfroggy For --LOLsupreme 08:40, 7 July 2008 (UTC)  For. the win [01:58, 29 July 2008 (UTC)] I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.  For. --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:52, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 12	Against Text-based jokes (which I don't get). --The Zombiebaron 03:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC) Comment. What good is a popup blocker that pops up to tell you when it blocks a popup? That's why it's funny. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC) Against --GAMESPOT=666 04:15, 8 February 2007 (UTC) Against There is already a featured popups image. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:45, 9 February 2007 (UTC) Against, the other popups one is better AND the white background is tacky. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC) Against. Someone deleted the last against I left here. --AmericanBastard 23:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC) Comment I don't see how. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:20, 10 February 2007 (UTC) Against it doesn't work for me. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:17, 10 February 2007 (UTC) Against. These jokes just aren't funny anymore...R 03:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC) Rataube The Thinker Against - I get the joke, it isn't funny--Sir Manforman 22:40, 26 October 2007 (UTC) --Mn-z 05:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Meh. 1234 ~ 08:21, 10 May 2011
Comments	Featured —rc (t) 07:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC) Comment Updated it to a PNG (I actually had to redo the entire process and make a new screenshot, because I couldn't find the old file). Blah Blah Blah 23:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Chill The Fuck Out (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax. Image credit: RadicalX Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 23 screaming creams
Nomination:
For Votes: 25	N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, 21:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For It's mine, I'm obligated. =P R 21:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For, because Rad doesn't have enough features.--<<>> 21:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For, Remarkable photocrafting, brilliant concept. Don't really get the caption but that don't matter --AmericanBastard 22:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC) Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For Yeah, if RadicalX gets this featured.. then I think he'd qualify for that Potatochoppers' Guild that someone created. Even better! he'd be a Fellow Potatochopper because he'll have one feature. RadicalX for Potato man! —Braydie 22:46, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For. As if "Cherry Garcia" wasn't good enough.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 23:09, 15 February 2007 (UTC) For - One, please! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For, and Tompkins stole the line I was going to use. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For. Greta idea coupled with fucking great photoshopping. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~13:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC) Weak For It made me laugh...but its text based....but its Radical... --The Zombiebaron 15:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For. --Anyone 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For. I think a lot of the people voting at VFP need a bucket each. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC) For LOL! --GAMESPOT=666 02:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC) For --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 04:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC) For--Funnybony    08:35, Apr 7 For It's very well done, as opposed to the crap images we get all too often.--N4thanl 18:30, 20 July 2009 (UTC) ISeeDeadPixels Atomic_Disturbance Triple-Quadruple CatastrophicToad MichaelHax rgsupergrover Gert5 Ljlego Martinultima
Against Votes: 2	Against. - Sikon 03:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC) No F-Sharps please. --T. (talk) 01:18, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Featured —rc (t) 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)