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Here Thou Mayest Either Praise or Curse, Whichever Doth Suit Thee.
If you're interested, see Archive 1 -- From 26 April 2007 to 11 October 2007
See also Archive 2 -- From 12 October 2007 to 2 July 2008
And Archive 3 -- From 12 July 2008 to 2 February 2009
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+ Archive 5 -- From 4 May 2009 to 24 July 2009
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Also this Archive 7 -- From 18 October 2009 to 4 January 2010
Don't forget Archive 8 -- From 5 January 2010 to 18 March 2010
Oh and who could forget Archive 9 -- From 19 March 2010 to 19 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:52, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Beige. It's the article you voted for.[edit source]

User:Mrthejazz/templatespecialaudio

Without your vote, people may never have learned about Beige. With that in mind, I made an audio. Hope you like. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:30, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Writing contest[edit source]

I just replied to your questions. I'm really sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner. MadMax 18:59, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, thanks Max. See you around! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:29, Sep 4 2010

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Adopt-a-Noob[edit source]

im a new user and i stumbled upon the adopt a noob campaign, please adopt me the finger that flames 14:55, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, why not. OK, first things first. You graduate when you get a featured article. Until then you are a noob. If you need any help, just drop me a line, I will try to answer soon as I can. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, we hope you enjoy your stay. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:20, Sep 24 2010

thanks alot, im wurking on an article right now. the finger that flames 14:23, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome! Is there a link you can give me so I can take a look? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:07, Sep 25 2010

or is it?, i picked that beacuse it linked to about 1500 pages, and it did'nt exist l

HOLY FUCK YES!!![edit source]

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:19, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

You have aided in the fight against the manholes...[edit source]

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Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

You're welcome! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 20:12, Oct 11 2010

some help[edit source]

hey, as your adopted noob, i need some help. my or is it? article neds some material to it, but i dont know what to add, any ideas? the finger that flames

It looks like it was deleted. I'm sorry. But, it was pretty bad. But don't worry! My first article was likewise awful. The secret is to keep at it. Commit to improving your article, and before you know it you have a feature! First though, I want you to read HTBFANJS. All of it. Then, go back and read it again. There are loads of good advice in the guide. After you've written a few articles, you'll figure out what makes an article work, but that's the hard way to do it. HTBFANJS is the shortcut, so to speak. Come back once you've read it. If you want to keep working with Or is it? you can ask an admin to restore it in your userspace. It'll be something like User:Flaminfinger13/Or is it?. Or, if you think that particular article is a dead end, start over. In any case, come back to me with something you've written after you've given HTBFANJS a good reading. Hope this helps! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:35, Oct 23 2010

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit source]

Read All About It![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:37, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 03:26, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit source]

--Magic Snow man 03:59, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:54, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:30, 30 December 2010

Hey Man[edit source]

Haven't seen you around in aaaaaaaaages... Last I heard you had an internet connection that uploaded a byte a day or something - that still the case? Hope to see you back some time! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:46, Jan 4

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:34, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:13, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:07, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:08, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:12, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:13, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:02, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

Is the Necro still with us?[edit source]

Hey Necropaxx. Have you left home and got a decent internet access at last? Or is this a sabbatical?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:14, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Weird I just noticed you hadn't been here and came to comment and someone else just posted. I wasn't very active for months so didn't know you were gone. Unc misses you! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:56, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:22, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:16, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:45, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Because you're never here...[edit source]

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:13, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:28, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:22, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

IT'S YOU!!![edit source]

And despite what your username implies, you're alive! : D Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:17, 29 September 2011

Holy, uh, cheese! Now that's cheered me right up! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:47, Sep 30
Fucksocks....they'll let anyone back in these days.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Hey guys. I won't be staying, but I do have a few ideas about an article. Stay tuned... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:14, Sep 30 2011
Do you still have a wind-up internet connection? Is that the reason you can't hang around?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:38, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
No, but it's more not finding the time to hang out here. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:03, Oct 3 2011

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, long time no see![edit source]

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And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:37, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

No problem! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 13:54, Oct 14 2011

Sparta?[edit source]

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:21, 14 October 2011

A song for the dead[edit source]

Aww, are you inactive too? Thanks for the support as a new user years ago. It looks like I finally got time when everyone else is busy. Anyway, I shall blatantly whore Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig for my sake.--Nikau 06:25, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote[edit source]

...on that UnNews piece I did. All Peace to the Dead.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 22 '11 10:37 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:53, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:42, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:54, 29 December 2011

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator[edit source]

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Greetings, Necropaxx. You voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 4 '12 11:03 (UTC)

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]