User:Meganew

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58.165.6.198 on the most blatantly obvious rule of Uncyclopedia

Nobody (except Olipro, that bastard) is trying to shit on anyone else. There are no attempts to murder anyone else's family or friends. Olipro does want to murder your babies. Watch out for him.

Teh Pwnerator

Welcome to my userpage. Feel free to look around. If you dare to vandalize, huff, remove, dispatch, scratch, or eighty-six any of my stuff on here, the Grue Army will be at your door with rifles and machine guns. Case in point: You will get owned. Probably not by us directly, but by the admin overlords users.

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This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is American
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is a Free Citizen! That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists / socialists!
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user has written 7 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user's IQ is over 125.
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This user wants 127.0.0.1 (Uncensored) featured.
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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This user is elite.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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This user edits Grueslayer.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user has found The red balloon of awesomeness!!! Bow down to them!!!
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I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!