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~ on the most blatantly obvious rule of Uncyclopedia

“Nobody (except Olipro, that bastard) is trying to shit on anyone else. There are no attempts to murder anyone else's family or friends. Olipro does want to murder your babies. Watch out for him.”

~ Teh Pwnerator

Welcome to my userpage. Feel free to look around. If you dare to vandalize, huff, remove, dispatch, scratch, or eighty-six any of my stuff on here, the Grue Army will be at your door with rifles and machine guns. Case in point: You will get owned. Probably not by us directly, but by the admin overlords users.

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Last updated 10:41, July 27, 2012

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PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a Free Citizen!

That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists!

en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
7 This user has written 7 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 125.
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If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

1337 This user is elite.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is an adventurer.

Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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Bow down to them!!!

I have survived the Suicide Bomber game!