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Last updated 17:04, December 10, 2011

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New Requests for Promotion rule[edit]

I have taken the liberty to instate this rule without discussing it with Meganew first, but I'm sure he'll aprove; when editing the Requests for Promotion page please only use the "word version" of numbers. Like instead of saying "9" say "nine"; that way the spam filter won't block your edit. Thank you. --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:11, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

I agree with this. I'm pissed he didn't say anything to m, but I'm okay with this. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 22:04, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Er... Sorry. You hadn't been around in so long I figured you were AWOL, and asking you would've just waisted time during which "newer users" would be having unnecessary trouble. Anyway, sorry again. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:37, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Internet problems. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 01:52, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... I just spilled coffee on modem if that makes you feel any better. I had to get a new one. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:09, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Requests for Promotion section moved![edit]

Per request (by Fudgemobile) I just moved the Requests for Promotion section here. --Wanna see a magic trick? 05:06, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Ranks are redone![edit]

And for the first time since the group began, and rather late, I might add, the ranks have been changed. New ranks, such as Heavy Soldier and High General have replaced older ones. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 03:25, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Magic man is 2nd-in-Command![edit]

Seeing as he's the only other truly active member of the Grue Army, he has been promoted to 2nd-in-Command. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 14:24, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

The News is Back!![edit]

News flash? I'm coming back and taking control of the Grue Army... No one disagree with me, and nothing bad will happen. I'm here as the leader to restart the GA's record as a force of good. --Meganew 21:21, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAWN? ...damn whippersnappers.... whyiotta... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:03, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Mutiny the Mutiny![edit]

/Me mutinously kills mutineering mutineer in a mutinous mutiny with shittily mutinous shitgun of mutiny. All right, who's still around to actually lead this shitstorm of shit? ALLITERATION A-KICKS ASS! --J-Shea 06:44, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

I am... --Meganew 16:08, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
You're dead damn you! Is anyone else around? Preferably not a noob or obsessed with their dick? --J-Shea 18:56, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
/Me comes back as a robot and kills J-Shea, destroying his very soul. --Meganew 20:45, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
/Zombeh Joe SheA rusts Meganew-Bot's body, mind, spirit, soul, heart, and conscience into Oblivion (and kills him there too). --J-Shea 23:06, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Zombeh Joe SheA: Bitch. --J-Shea 03:27, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
/Me uses Powershot weapon to kill J-Shea for good. (Note: Oops. Forgot to change my sig!) --Benson 21:58, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
THIS IS POINTLESS!!! I accept defeat because you're a stubborn fuckhead.

Everyone else: is there anyone besides me and Meganew willing to help lead the G.A.? UNCYC NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! --J-Shea 04:17, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Finally! I win! --Absolutely Not Benson 16:04, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
NO ONE CARES! The ONLY important thing is the G.A.'s survival. We are the only two who have edited this page in eleven months! Bring back Harrison Ford! --J-Shea 18:58, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Um, Rosie the Editer says "We Can do it?"[edit]

Ignore that last one. I'm bring back the war machine. and TheDudeMan is also General of the Army. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:00, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Grue Army disbanded, Famine was right for once[edit]

Unless someone else wants the job of General of the Army, it's over. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:25, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Grue Army Fundraising Game Version 1.0 Starts![edit]

The Grue Army Fundraising Game Version 1.0 has opened!!! Support the Grue Army Fund!! support me as well You may win big bucks!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Grue Army Treasury Opens[edit]

The offical Grue Army Treasury has open! Now you brave troops are paid in Credits! Yes, paid! Create an account by adding yourself to the list. spend your Credits at the Grue Army surplus, or at UnCyC! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:38, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

It was a hoax[edit]

It was ALL A HOAX. TKF has no power. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:56, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Lies and slander! It all happened! Just look at the damning evidence on the forum page! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:01, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
/me takes away TKF's poison dart launcher. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Absolute power temporarily ceded to Thekillerfroggy[edit]

Due to an unscheduled one week leave of absence, High General Grue has temporarily given his role as Commander in Chief to Thekillerfroggy, who promises to abuse his power and reduce rations by as much as humanly (or gruely) possible. Hail to the chief? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Grue Army IRC chan now accepting Promotion Requests[edit]

##gruearmy is officially accepting Promotion Requests. If HanSolo or THEDUDEMAN are on the channel, ask. Do not post requests in #uncyclopeida. Thank you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:19, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

The Grue Army Fund is established[edit]

Any user who has a Yoinxx account is welcome to donate to the Grue Army Fund. This fund will be used for the whole army to make financial transactions for thngs such as developers, anti-vandal tools, tanks, rations, paychecks, and other stuff. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 00:45, August 1, 2007

THEDUDEMAN is promoted to Promotion Status Officer[edit]

Due to some (Unauthorised, ouch.) giving plusses to others, he has been Promoted to Promotion Status Officer (PSO). Do not feed the Zombies or beg THEDUDEMAN for plusses. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:12, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

New news system[edit]

A new news page has been opened at User:Starnestommy/Grue Army news. If you wish to subscribe to it, just put {{User:Starnestommy/Template:News}} on your userpage or talk page. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 00:03, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Grue Army and UNSOC channel opens on freenode[edit]

Recently, the channel ##gruearmy was opened on freenode for the Grue Army. Unfortunately, Wikia's CGI gateway doesn't work for it, but there is a Java-based IRC applet for it. Currently, the ops are HanSolo, Starnestommy, Jocke Pirat, and Hinoa. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 23:39, 26 July 2007 (UTC)