 Yoinxx
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Ello to Yoinxx, the free solitary confinement that is capitalism. Here at Yoinxx, we want to make Uncyclopedia more kid-friendly, by adding currency to the game. As kids are too young to actually join Yoinxx, they cannot live here, and have to leave. Otherwise, it's a pretty dang nice currency system.
You can sign up right away below, but if you think you are going to be more active with your Yoinxx, you should really start your own Account page at User:Gert5/Yoinxx/Account:your name here
- UnCyc - Enzo's tedious Yoinxx store.
- Yamazon - the new Official Yoinxx store, refurnished to appeal to the youth of our grape nation.
- Yooga ads - Make tons of money putting ads on your userpage, or lose tons of money by putting your messages on those ads. See also: AdSense
- Gert5 [1,301.12]
- Official Yooga Fund [500]
- Spang [550]
- An Ape That Only Exists On Thursdays [425]
- Premier Tom Mayfair [216.12]
- High Gen. Grue [1,145.50]
- Starnestommy [498]
- THEDUDEMAN [500]
- The Grue Army Fund [1,595.01]
- Uncyclopedian [568]
- Pongo [335]
- Kalir [500]
- Enzo Aquarius [976.74]
- Rorozarzar [397]
- Bonner [450]
- Trar [499.5]
- The Led Balloon [806.79]
- Ikenzeke [500]
- Necropaxx [450]
- Fag [500]
- MNM5150 [500]
- DJ Irreverent [500]
- Spuds1 [500]
- Sixthhokage1[150]
- Meganew [500 (I think)]
- GBA2005 [725]
Add yourself, socky!
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Loans are now handled via the Uncyc Banker's Pen, because we're too lazy to make our own standards
Banker's Pen
Starting from 28th November, Yoinxx-based stores have to pay Y15 to The Bank of Yoinxx if they want to keep up their store's Yoinxx-base. This rule is because the stores can have an infinite amount of products to sell and don't have to worry about it. Unless they pay due to this rule, they must stop accepting Yoinxx from now on in their stores. The money must be payed to Gert5's talk page where it will then move on to The Bank of Yoinxx, after that a license will be given to the previously illegal store. However, anything rightfully bought from another store can be sold without a license.
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Yoinxx
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Oceania
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Grue Army
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| Creation Date
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July 2007 (1st)
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August 2007 (2nd)
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August 2007 (3rd)
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| Creator
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Gert5*
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Jocke Pirat*
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High Gen. Grue*
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| Value (UBP)
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3.1 UER
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3.1 UER
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2.9 UER
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| Clients+Creator
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24+1
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9+1
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9+1
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| Clients allowed
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Everyone
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UNCYC members
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Grue Army members
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| Callsign (UBP)
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YNX
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VAL
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CRED
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Details accurate as of October 2009
| Yoinxx National Bank
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| YNX
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| Ownership:
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Gertings-Mann Investments (100%)
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| Stock price:
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80FRN per stock
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| Total stock:
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100 (also 100%)
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Purchase our stock on talk page.
Use checks.
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