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Yoinxx Network:

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Ello to Yoinxx, the free solitary confinement that is capitalism. Here at Yoinxx, we want to make Uncyclopedia more kid-friendly, by adding currency to the game. As kids are too young to actually join Yoinxx, they cannot live here, and have to leave. Otherwise, it's a pretty dang nice currency system.

You can sign up right away below, but if you think you are going to be more active with your Yoinxx, you should really start your own Account page at User:Gert5/Yoinxx/Account:your name here

  • UnCyc - Enzo's tedious Yoinxx store.
  • Yamazon - the new Official Yoinxx store, refurnished to appeal to the youth of our grape nation.
  • Yooga ads - Make tons of money putting ads on your userpage, or lose tons of money by putting your messages on those ads. See also: AdSense
  1. Gert5 [1,301.12]
Official Yooga Fund [500]
  1. Spang [550]
  2. An Ape That Only Exists On Thursdays [425]
  3. Premier Tom Mayfair [216.12]
  4. High Gen. Grue [1,145.50]
  5. Starnestommy [498]
  6. THEDUDEMAN [500]
  7. The Grue Army Fund [1,595.01]
  8. Uncyclopedian [568]
  9. Pongo [335]
  10. Kalir [500]
  11. Enzo Aquarius [976.74]
  12. Rorozarzar [397]
  13. Bonner [450]
  14. Trar [499.5]
  15. The Led Balloon [806.79]
  16. Ikenzeke [500]
  17. Necropaxx [450]
  18. Fag [500]
  19. MNM5150 [500]
  20. DJ Irreverent [500]
  21. Spuds1 [500]
  22. Sixthhokage1[150]
  23. Meganew [500 (I think)]
  24. GBA2005 [725]

Add yourself, socky!

Get a Loan, hippie!

Loans are now handled via the Uncyc Banker's Pen, because we're too lazy to make our own standards

Banker's Pen

Starting from 28th November, Yoinxx-based stores have to pay Y15 to The Bank of Yoinxx if they want to keep up their store's Yoinxx-base. This rule is because the stores can have an infinite amount of products to sell and don't have to worry about it. Unless they pay due to this rule, they must stop accepting Yoinxx from now on in their stores. The money must be payed to Gert5's talk page where it will then move on to The Bank of Yoinxx, after that a license will be given to the previously illegal store. However, anything rightfully bought from another store can be sold without a license.

Why we're so good
Yoinxx Oceania Grue Army
Creation Date July 2007 (1st) August 2007 (2nd) August 2007 (3rd)
Creator Gert5* Jocke Pirat* High Gen. Grue*
Value (UBP) 3.1 UER 3.1 UER 2.9 UER
Clients+Creator 24+1 9+1 9+1
Clients allowed Everyone UNCYC members Grue Army members

Details accurate as of October 2009

Stock market info
Yoinxx National Bank
Ownership: Gertings-Mann Investments (100%)
Stock price: 80FRN per stock
Total stock: 100 (also 100%)
Purchase our stock on talk page.
Use checks.
A discussion about peanuts and their affects on U.S. politics
  • Let me join, too--MNM5150 13:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I, too, would like to participate in an Uncyclopedian market. Sign me up! Please. --Raumthemad 05:45, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I would like to participate in some form of market in Uncyclopedia, but this seems to be the only one. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 01:44, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Why not. Add yourself. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:57, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Everybody add themselves, I'm too lazy. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:21, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I have set you up in the list below, including a link to a page you can use in your user space to keep your bank stuff. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:17, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

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