User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month

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Perv of the Month patch.

Welcome to the voting page of the Perv of the Month page. This is where all the Uncyclopedia perverts (or people who have acted pervy lately) go to become even more perverted.

Elegibility/Requirements[edit | edit source]

  • No self-noms. (You can vote for yourself, though.)
  • Person must have said some typically perverted things recently, such as:
    • Made pervy jokes/sexual innuendos
    • Glorified bestiality, pederasty, or other such fetishes
    • Posted NSFW images
    • One of the three (or all! If it's all, however, the admins might consider banning him.)
  • Don't nominate IPs, vandals, spammers, or anyone banned in the last month, unless it's a joke ban, e.g. "Banned for only five minutes to fill up space on the UnSignpost".
  • Don't nominate previous winners, either.
  • You can only vote once for a user.

Oh! And don't forget to add this template to the nominee's userpage!

Awards[edit | edit source]

Becoming Perv of the Month will get you the following:

Past winners:[edit | edit source]

Aleister • Maniac1075 • Socky • Roman Dog Bird • RAHB • Kırby • Matthlock • Zombiebaron • Frosty

See here for the full archive.

Aleister's acceptance speech

Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12

Maniac1075's acceptance speech:

Shucks, this is better then the time I had spaghetti bolognese and farted several times over the coarse of the next 2 days, producing an aroma of beautifully cooked meat and Parmesan cheese. Every-time I farted, I gloated in how awesome it smelled, and it made me wanna go make some more.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 06:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Socky's acceptance speech

As a wise man once said: "Boobs." I'm gonna look at some more boobs now. Later, guys. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 2 May 2012

Roman Dog Bird's acceptance speech

Once I found out I won, I had an orgasm and vomited all over my dick at the same time. To say that this is the proudest moment of my life is an understatement. Furthermore. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:32, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

RAHB's acceptance speech

Excellent. One step closer to world domination. -RAHB 02:57, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Kırby's acceptance speech

I'm so glad I won. It pays serious respect to my family line. (I'm distantly related to Jon Lajoie/MC Vagina, YouTube's favorite pervert.) --PERVY July 2012 Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-09-10T01:53

Matthlock's acceptance speech

I was amazed when I found out this morning that I became Perv of the Month. I'm so happy. To celebrate, I think I'm going to stalk my ex-girlfriend. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:08, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron's acceptance speech

Said user thinks he is too cool to make a speech; therefore no speech was made.

Official Nominations for June 2013[edit | edit source]

DungeonSiegeAddict510 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit | edit source]

Score: 8
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:35 8 June 2013
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg P-p-please d-don't b-be so rough o-on me... Oh yeah, just finding out that I got nommed feels like an androgynous cross dressing aspie chick with glasses rubbing ice cubes made of blood on my nipples, while bound to a chair... Oh god yes... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:45, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
  3. I love hentai! Or whatever that was that Denza liked to draw. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:26, 2 July, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Yes! I don't know! I just love to vote! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 11:06, 2 July 2013 (UTC)
  5. I'll just vote forthis because we haven't had a real winner of this award since the great Wikia migration. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:54, 07/04/2013
  6. Hell yeah! User:Matthlock/sig2 00:14, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
  7. There are times when he truly goes to extra mile to make sure I'm uncomfortable. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png ☃ Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 03:44, Jul. 11, 2013
    1. Give me a day or two... I'll draw something REAL good... ;) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 09:29, 2 July 2013 (UTC)
      1. Here it is, only a week late:

        “I like slender asian guys... mmm... tasty...”

        ~ Denza on Groping asian males
  8. If he gets any more pervier then we'll have to hose him down, lock him up, and feed him that stuff that forms on the bottom of jars once they lay in the sun for a month. Aleister 00:11 20-3-14
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Stranger195 Philippines (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 07:24, 17 October 2015 (UTC)


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