User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month
Welcome to the voting page of the Perv of the Month page. This is where all the Uncyclopedia perverts (or people who have acted pervy lately) go to become even more perverted.
- No self-noms. (You can vote for yourself, though.)
- Person must have said some typically perverted things recently, such as:
- Made pervy jokes/sexual innuendos
- Glorified bestiality, pederasty, or other such fetishes
- Posted NSFW images
- One of the three (or all! If it's all, however, the admins might consider banning him.)
- Don't nominate IPs, vandals, spammers, or anyone banned in the last month, unless it's a joke ban, e.g. "Banned for only five minutes to fill up space on the UnSignpost".
- Don't nominate previous winners, either.
- You can only vote once for a user.
Oh! And don't forget to add this template to the nominee's userpage!
Becoming Perv of the Month will get you the following:
- A cool template for your userpage.
- Adding "The Pervy" to your sig.
- Adding your name to the list of past winners.
See here for the full archive.
Aleister's acceptance speech
Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12
Maniac1075's acceptance speech:
Shucks, this is better then the time I had spaghetti bolognese and farted several times over the coarse of the next 2 days, producing an aroma of beautifully cooked meat and Parmesan cheese. Every-time I farted, I gloated in how awesome it smelled, and it made me wanna go make some more.--06:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Socky's acceptance speech
Roman Dog Bird's acceptance speech
Once I found out I won, I had an orgasm and vomited all over my dick at the same time. To say that this is the proudest moment of my life is an understatement. Furthermore. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:32, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
RAHB's acceptance speech
Excellent. One step closer to world domination. -02:57, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
Kırby's acceptance speech
Matthlock's acceptance speech
I was amazed when I found out this morning that I became Perv of the Month. I'm so happy. To celebrate, I think I'm going to stalk my ex-girlfriend.18:08, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Zombiebaron's acceptance speech
Said user thinks he is too cool to make a speech; therefore no speech was made.
Official Nominations for June 2013
- Boner. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:35 8 June 2013
- P-p-please d-don't b-be so rough o-on me... Oh yeah, just finding out that I got nommed feels like an androgynous cross dressing aspie chick with glasses rubbing ice cubes made of blood on my nipples, while bound to a chair... Oh god yes... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:45, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
- I love hentai! Or whatever that was that Denza liked to draw. (Feed me!) 09:26, 2 July, 2013 (UTC)
- Yes! I don't know! I just love to vote! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 11:06, 2 July 2013 (UTC)
- I'll just vote forthis because we haven't had a real winner of this award since the great Wikia migration. ~[ths] UotM 17:54, 07/04/2013
- Hell yeah! 00:14, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- There are times when he truly goes to extra mile to make sure I'm uncomfortable. – 03:44, Jul. 11, 2013
- If he gets any more pervier then we'll have to hose him down, lock him up, and feed him that stuff that forms on the bottom of jars once they lay in the sun for a month. Aleister 00:11 20-3-14
- For. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • aotm • unf) 07:24, 17 October 2015 (UTC)