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Reddit is a social media content aggregation trash heap populated by liberal college dropouts where anyone can (re)post links to things they find on the internet, and then refresh every five seconds in anticipation that their link will quickly become popular, only to get disappointed as their post didn't match up with the capricious whims and fancies of the all-important algorithm. Most content that hasn't been reposted to oblivion probably waits in squalor, only to be reposted several months later by another user to thousands of upvotes. Users that post original content are extremely rare on Reddit, and claimed sightings of OC are usually just stolen from 4chan, while alleged sightings of OC posters have been made, none have been confirmed, and to date 0 OC sightings have been confirmed. (Full article...)

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  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
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  • ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
  • ...that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
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