Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.


This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

Did You Know...[edit]

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 Administrators on DYK submissions

  • ... That Obama's last name is REDECATED?
  • ... that Susie is a masturbator
  • ... that I like to mass debate
  • ... that I like Colombian nose candy
  • ... that ur moms gey?
  • ... that ur dads trans?
  • ... that ur gran's a man?
  • ... that I cut off your hands?
  • ... that TikTok is forcing their users to "scroll down"
  • ... that just like the earth has been proven to be flat for several years, so has your sperm count?
  • ... the spider did go up the water spout but by doing so damaged my friends penis and now he can't pee anymore?
  • ... A girl with breasts and a penis is a boy with testicles and no vaginus?
  • ...I love Brazil nuts?
  • ... people tend to have more sex on Labor Day?
  • ...I don't just use incognito mode to look at porn?
  • ...Montana could sink to the bottom of the ocean and nobody would care?
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ...Jacking off to more exotic fetishes doesn't make you special?
  • ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class.
  • ... Farting in a church is considered as an act of terrorism?
  • ... that everybody died in 2020 and now we're all ghosts?
  • ... that popular ex wrestler The Rock is actually made of Marzipan?
  • ...I love Anime girls with big tiddies being toe sucked in flip flops?
  • ...That if you stacked all the ants in the world lengthwise, nothing actually happens?