Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.


This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

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Did You Know...[edit source]

-Captian Obvious

  • ...wait, what was I doing again

-Captain Oblivious

  • ...that you're a procrastinator?
  • ...that I have been banned from several countries, and am proud to say so?
  • ...that it's not possible to reach pink level?
  • … That some people believe in a certain Sober Irishman?
  • ...that whenever Dave Mustaine sells peace, he never knows who's buying?
  • ...that Keyboard Cat wasn't actually a dog? I thought so too.
  • ...that it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's DARE?
  • ...that Salmon is a fish?
  • ...that I'm on my sixth can of beer and I just felt my car keys in my pocket?
  • …that I just put horse semen on my Taco Bell for the creamy texture?
  • ...that I'm currently launching a nuke that's aimed to a daycare?
  • ...did you know?
  • ...that Ronald McDonald's version of masturbating is to honk his clown nose?
  • ...that you're fired?!
  • ...that your ears might contain spiders if you don´t regularly brush them?
  • ...that Joe Biden was arrested for public nudity in the same year Christopher Columbus discovered the Caribbean Sea?
  • … that I have hidden many of my victims in your refrigerator?
  • … that Uncyclopedia currently has around 0.56% the amount of articles as Wikipedia?
  • … that I am actually dead?
  • … that 5 times 9 is 45? Neither did I.
  • … that this dumb website is a waste of time?
  • … that if you were to take out all your intestines and laid them end to end in a straight line, you’d be dead?
  • ... if Cleopatra in Space was real she would need an astronaut suit otherwise she'd be a corpse floating in the endless universe.
  • ... this metric hour has 10 minutes?
  • ... that You are not logged in!
  • ... that Joe Biden at least is a normal boring human being?
  • ... that blowjob in reality means i love you?
  • ... that I only add facts when I feel like so?
  • ... that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing so I made this DYK submission for no apparent reason?
  • ... that the game Minecraft is secretly hiding families inside their spawners and is not allowed to leave and is forced to give birth to zombies and skeletons?
  • ... that today is Christmas you dumb bastards? Stop wasting your time here and spend it with your family.
  • ... that a lot of the DYK submissions are really fucking stupid.
  • ... that in 2012 the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth and destroy everything?
  • ... that one ant can eat an entire boulder, although it takes an extraordinarily long time?
  • ... that the diameter of the observable universe 92.116 billion light years? That's longer than two football fields!
  • ... that if everyone on Earth was gathered as a dense crowd on the moon, they would all die?
  • ... that nobody asked?
  • ... that Garfield is so fat that he can't see his ballsack, despite not being neutered?
  • ... that studies have shown that eating insects is a great source of TV shock value and helps to induce regurgitation?
  • ... that you're scheduled to move to Ohio tomorrow?
  • ... that suicide is rage-quitting life?
  • ... that if you're reading this, $1 billion has just been charged to your credit card?
  • ... that I breathed air yesterday?
  • ... that if you're reading this, your computer will self destruc[explosion]?
  • ... that if you stacked all the Coventry City fans on top of each other, they couldn't even reach the Premier League?
  • ... that statistically, you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding someone who actually loves you?
  • ... that we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two?
  • ...your toes may not be properly fed? That’s right- toes require a steady diet of whole grain sand.
  • ... that I'm only submitting this DYK to get my edit total up?
  • ...that I'm the reason you can't afford a house?
  • ...Rebecca Black is a Dadaist?
  • ...according to Pat Robertson, Christian music is the holiest type of music, and any other types are the spawn of the devil?
  • ...Boyz II Men are alongside Blackstreet, the only gay boy bands consisting of black people?
  • ...Maroon 5 is a cult for gay orgies?
  • ...Nick Crompton is not from Compton?
  • ...Puerto Rican rapper Big Pun was really, really fat?
  • ...everyone knows that One Direction and Scatman John loved to stu-u-u-tter?
  • ...that while reading this sentence, you have been eaten by a Grue?
  • ...that I just full comboed The EmpError (expert lvl 31) on project sekai?
  • ... no you didn't!
  • ...that if you just stopped buying avocado toast you'd be able to get an entry on here?
  • ... that I need husband, am farmer girl, am from usa?
  • ...that Russia is the best and I’m being held captive by Vladimir Pudding?
  • ...that you're in Hell?
  • ...that you're dead?
  • ...that you're omnipotent?
  • ...that nobody cares?
  • ...MOCCASINS!
  • ...that Fortnite is named after John Fortnite who famously killed 99 kids on an island?
  • ...that the ratio of dumb people in New York to dumb people in New Jersey is like, uh, 1:8:25?
  • ...that your grandma will never know the song that goes doo doo doo dum dum, doo doo doo, dum dum?
  • ...that I know where you live?
  • ...that I know and you don't?
  • ...that you are reading a Did You Know? on Uncyclopedia right now?
  • ...that Wikipedia is not actually run by Jimbo Wales, it's run by a sentient jelly bean?
  • ...that you won't survive the zombie apocalypse, but I will?
  • ...that you killed my father, prepare to die!
  • ...that I know your name is <insert name here>?
  • ...that I'm coming to burn <insert name here>'s home down? Hopefully they don't see this...
  • ...that I'm so addicted to air I would die within three minutes of withdrawal?
  • ...See, I told you, it's in the chemtrails!
  • ...I'm so smart, I breathe carbon monoxide. It sticks to your lungs, so you can hold your breath longer.
  • ...that electric chairs can kill you? What a shocker! (no pun intended)
  • ... Chihiro Fujisaki's gender?
  • ... that red links are the worst kind of torture?
  • ...that by making this visit to this website alone, you're going to hell?
  • ... this article does not exist?
  • ... that i im ilerate, and whiting is hard?
  • ... that gender is scam invented by bathroom companies in 1825 to sell more bathrooms?
  • ...In 1979, Guatemala- oh let's be completely honest you don't know shit.