Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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... this is an example of a typical DYK format and should not be deleted or put on the main page?
... that thïs þext iś ŝłoŵlŷ ðęgêńärăťìñğ¿
... that there's a DYK submission that's extremely offensive (and that's nothing that the Uncyclopedia staff can do about that because that DYK submission was a product of its time)?
... that I find the extremely offensive DYK submission which you speak of funny as hell, and there's nothing you can do to change that?
... that that DYK submission was making fun of the Washington Commanders under their old name (which used an offensive slur), but uses another offensive slur?
... that since that slur wasn't used to mock any ethnic community, it's not that bad? also please don't use the DYK submissions page as a talkpage, thank you very much.
... that you can worship Bugs Bunny as your God?
... that if you or someone you know has been injured in a car accident, you may be entitled to financial compensation?
... that you have an assignment due in about 9 minutes?
... that the person who wrote the fact before is a Masturbot?
... that people with ADHD are more likely to—oh, look at that Murderer over ther—BANG!
... that stress is always a good thing?
... that Uncyclopedia is actually the world's most unfuniest website?
... that none of these facts are funny, or factual?
... that if you live in Florida your testicles are about to be eaten by a crocodile?
... that this is Klaus Schwab, und I'm here to stay: Und you must forget of the remedy!
..that if you go to a elephants birthday and say merry christmas to the giraffe ur mum will come with a mini refrigerator and beat ur two formations of cheeks
... that what? What? Chicken butt, that's what.
... that we don't talk about the incident.
... that for every time we receive a shitty article, an execution is ordered?
... that LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!?
... That he was so ugly that hedied
... that <insert name here> is a bot?
... you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I.
... 37% of people believe this statistic is true?
... You know the rules, and so do I?
... That there's free porn on Wikimedia Commons?
... That a glass of water can be half full or half empty, but a glass of Warm piss water is always enough to get you drunk?
... That..... That..... What was I gonna say?
... that I am shitting myself right now
... that in Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia Knows You Did?
... that mi dadz parentul cuntroles reely suck?
... That the YANKEES SUCK!?

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