Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.


This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

Did You Know...[edit]

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 Administrators on DYK submissions

  • ... that if you scramble the letters in ‘spine’ you get ‘penis’?
  • ... that Ivory is White, but is also not White?
  • ... that Donald Trump is the first president to use MySpace to start a riot?
  • ... that Delaware does not exist?
  • ... that a police officer can’t lie to you, and if he does, it’s rude?
  • ... that TikTok is actually an underground cult called MolestTok and has been sued many times by the U.S. government?
  • ... where your milk comes from?
  • ... That Obama's last name is [[REDECATED]]?
  • ...Eevee evolves into Dragonite?
  • ... that Susie is a masturbator
  • ... that I like to mass debate
  • ... that I like Colombian nose candy
  • ... that Donald Trump was the first president to have rabies while serving?
  • ... that ur moms gey?
  • ... that ur dads trans?
  • ... that ur gran's a man?
  • ... that I cut off your hands?
  • ... that TikTok is forcing their users to "scroll down"
  • ... that just like the earth has been proven to be flat for several years, so has your sperm count? Ha!
  • ... the spider did go up the water spout but by doing so damaged my friends penis and now he can't pee anymore?
  • ... A girl with breasts and a penis is a boy with testicles and no vaginus?
  • ...I love Brazil nuts?
  • ... people tend to have more sex on Labor Day?
  • ...I don't just use incognito mode to look at porn?
  • ...Montana could sink to the bottom of the ocean and nobody would care?
  • ...Ur mum gey?
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ...Jacking off to more exotic fetishes doesn't make you special?
  • ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class.
  • ... Farting in a church is considered as an act of terrorism?
  • ... that everybody died in 2020 and now we're all ghosts?
  • ... that popular ex wrestler The Rock is actually made of Marzipan?
  • ...I love Anime girls with big tiddies being toe sucked in flip flops?
  • ...That if you stacked all the ants in the world lengthwise, nothing actually happens?
  • ... Disneyland is a plot by the American Government to get children to sell illegal substances?
  • ... that Linus Van Pelt from Peanuts suffered from depression, anxiety, and alcohol addiction?
  • ... That Alphabet Soup has taught more students the alphabet than public schools?
  • ... That candy has always been yummy?
  • ... That in a few years or so, Postal 2 will become a historical subject?
  • ... The wae?
  • ... That this sentence does not end with a period not question mark
  • ... That aerogels are just a dumb piece of holographic square?
  • ... That it would be 2023 already if humanity knew what they were doing?
  • ... That everything is just a simulation and we all died in 2012?
  • ... That I don't know how to [[Format]?
  • ... that, since TV Tropes was inspired by Wikipedia, which is a parody of Uncyclopedia, TV Tropes is, by proxy, a parody of Uncyclopedia?
  • ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
  • ... that NEO is known for its [[Short Length]]?
  • ... that the fog is coming? The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
  • ... that I have a pseudopenis?
  • ...Mind control is constantly everywhere at all times and any thoughts you have ever thought in the past or will ever have thought in the future are being shown to you by someone else even those in which you think you think?
  • ...That shaving your armpits can make you more aerodynamic when you fight?
  • ...Testicles are balls?
  • ...Your water supply has been tainted?
  • ... the earth is flat. Your mom, dad, siblings, pets, teachers, your therapist and the government lied to you?