Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.


This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

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 Administrators on DYK submissions

  • ...Beer
  • ...that George and Peppa are looking for daddy pig’s glasses in Mummy and Daddy Pig’s room? PEPPA! GEORGE! DON’T LOOK IN ANY DRAWERS!
  • ...that Uncyclopedia is run by people, especially two Jews? Kanun, a moderator, and Crocotta1, an active user. Technically, the site is run by Jews.
  • ...that it's statistically unlikely that you will open this link?
  • ...An Alabaman’s favourite dating website is Ancestry.com?
  • ...that quiet people exist because they save their voice for orgasms?
  • ...clitoris is girlpenis?
  • ...that both Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia are blocked in the Smithsonian museums of D.C.? No shit. (Pictured)
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  • ...that Tootie (pictured)
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    is currently in jail with no probation for violating her restraining order?
  • ...I was going to tell a joke about smegma but then I realised it’s probably too cheesy badumtsh.
  • ...that when Barrack Obama was the president of the United States, the White House was called the Black House?
  • ...that Helga r*ped Arnold in the lost episode of Hey Arnold!?
  • ...that if you are male and born in Pennsylvania you most likely had more than your umbilical cord cut as a child?
  • ...that the police are at your door?
  • ...
  • ...that these those thuse?
  • ...my stage name is Phoebe Perlman?
  • ...that smegma can be used as a cream cheese substitute?
  • ...that you should not drink water? Drink beer instead!
  • ...that it’s the year 1722 and people are lying to you?
  • ... that Water™ is a Pepsi product?
  • ... that if you scramble the letters in ‘spine’ you get ‘penis’?
  • ... that Ivory is White, but is also not White?
  • ... that Donald Trump is the first president to use MySpace to start a riot?
  • ... that Delaware does not exist?
  • ... that a police officer can’t lie to you, and if he does, it’s rude?
  • ... that TikTok is actually an underground cult called MolestTok and has been sued many times by the U.S. government?
  • ... where your milk comes from?
  • ... That Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
  • ...Eevee evolves into Dragonite?
  • ... that Susie is a masturbator
  • ... that I like to mass debate
  • ... that I like Colombian nose candy
  • ... that Donald Trump was the first president to have rabies while serving?
  • ... that ur moms gey?
  • ... that ur dads trans?
  • ... that ur gran's a man?
  • ... that I cut off your hands?
  • ... that TikTok is forcing their users to "scroll down"
  • ... that just like the earth has been proven to be flat for several years, so has your sperm count? Ha!
  • ... the spider did go up the water spout but by doing so damaged my friends penis and now he can't pee anymore?
  • ... A girl with breasts and a penis is a boy with testicles and no vaginus?
  • ...I love Brazil nuts?
  • ... people tend to have more sex on Labor Day?
  • ...I don't just use incognito mode to look at porn?
  • ...Hannah Montana could sink to the bottom of the ocean and nobody would care?
  • ...Ur mum gey?
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ...Jacking off to more exotic fetishes doesn't make you special?
  • ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class.
  • ... Farting in a church is considered as an act of terrorism?
  • ... that everybody died in 2020 and now we're all ghosts?
  • ... that popular ex wrestler The Rock is actually made of Marzipan?
  • ...I love Anime girls with big tiddies being toe sucked in flip flops?
  • ...That if you stacked all the ants in the world lengthwise, nothing actually happens?
  • ... Disneyland is a plot by the American Government to get children to sell illegal substances?
  • ... that Linus Van Pelt from Peanuts suffered from depression, anxiety, and alcohol addiction?
  • ... That Alphabet Soup has taught more students the alphabet than public schools?
  • ... That candy has always been yummy?
  • ... That in a few years or so, Postal 2 will become a historical subject?
  • ... The wae?
  • ... That this sentence does not end with a period not question mark
  • ... That aerogels are just a dumb piece of holographic square?
  • ... That it would be 2023 already if humanity knew what they were doing?
  • ... That everything is just a simulation and we all died in 2012?
  • ... That I don't know how to [[Format]?
  • ... that, since TV Tropes was inspired by Wikipedia, which is a parody of Uncyclopedia, TV Tropes is, by proxy, a parody of Uncyclopedia?
  • ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
  • ... that NEO is known for its [[Short Length]]?
  • ... that the fog is coming? The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
  • ... that I have a pseudopenis?
  • ...Mind control is constantly everywhere at all times and any thoughts you have ever thought in the past or will ever have thought in the future are being shown to you by someone else even those in which you think you think?
  • ...That shaving your armpits can make you more aerodynamic when you fight?
  • ...Testicles are balls?
  • ...Your water supply has been tainted?
  • ... the earth is flat. Your mom, dad, siblings, pets, teachers, your therapist and the government lied to you?
  • ...that my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds?
  • ...that if you shaved all the lizards in the world, it would be a waste of time; they are already bald.
  • ...that it's your fault your parents got divorced?
  • ...that I'm living in your walls?
  • ...that Congress is the opposite of Progress?
  • ...that he started it?
  • ...that you shouldn't commit suicide. That shit kills ya.
  • ...that in 1933, the Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR (pictured)
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    - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 30s and 40s?
  • ...that an orgasm is the only cure for the hiccups?
  • ...that cheese is made out of cow cum?
  • ...that half the people you know are below average? The other half know you.
  • ...that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ...that if the world ended, Elon Musk wouldn't give a shit because he can easily survive?
  • ...that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds? We live in a society.
  • ...that Obama's last name is... Obama? His first name is Barac- HOLY SHIT! HELP! HELP! THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO KILL ME! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID-
  • ...that I'm alive?
  • ...that the government is going to kill me?
  • ...that Obama had to change his last name because of me?
  • ...that I'm gonna die, and can someone help me? Please. I need someone to communicate with me to live.
  • ...that at a recent at-home interview, U.S. Senator Mitch Mcconnell reportedly said, "Who are you? How did you get in my house?
  • ...that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ...that Uncyclopedia regularly kills it's editors mid sent?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ...that you should invest in chicken stock?