Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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... this is an example of a typical DYK format and should not be deleted or put on the main page?
... that 我々はあまりにも多くの損害を与えてしまった is We have caused far too much damage in English?
... That Pam died at 31 due to smoking?
...that if 100 people competed in ski jump, only the top 3% would medal?
... that thïs þext iś ŝłoŵlŷ ðęgêńärăťìñğ¿
... that there's a DYK submission that's extremely offensive (and that's nothing that the Uncyclopedia staff can do about that because that DYK submission was a product of its time)?
... that I find the extremely offensive DYK submission which you speak of funny as hell, and there's nothing you can do to change that?
... that that DYK submission was making fun of the Washington Commanders under their old name (which used an offensive slur), but uses another offensive slur?
... that since that slur wasn't used to mock any ethnic community, it's not that bad? also please don't use the DYK submissions page as a talkpage, thank you very much.
... that you can worship Bugs Bunny as your God?
... that if you or someone you know has been injured in a car accident, you may be entitled to financial compensation?
... that you have an assignment due in about 6 minutes?
... that the person who wrote the fact before is a Masturbot?
... that people with ADHD are more likely to—oh, look at that Murderer over ther—BANG!
... that stress is always a good thing?
... that Uncyclopedia is actually the world's most unfuniest website?
... that none of these facts are funny, or factual?
... that if you live in Florida your testicles are about to be eaten by a crocodile?
... that this is Klaus Schwab, und I'm here to stay: Und you must forget of the remedy!
... that if you go to a elephants birthday and say merry christmas to the giraffe ur mum will come with a mini refrigerator and beat ur two formations of cheeks
... that what? What? Chicken butt, that's what.
... that we don't talk about the incident.
... that for every time we receive a shitty article, an execution is ordered?
... that LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!?
... That he was so ugly that hedied
... that <insert name here> is a bot?
... you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I.
... 37% of people believe this statistic is true?
... You know the rules, and so do I?
... That there's free porn on Wikimedia Commons?
... That a glass of water can be half full or half empty, but a glass of Warm piss water is always enough to get you drunk?
... That..... That..... What was I gonna say?
... that I am shitting myself right now
... that in Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia Knows You Did?
... that mi dadz parentul cuntroles reely suck?
... That the YANKEES SUCK!?
... That Promethium isn't funny?
... that HowTo:Commit Suicide on the Russian Absurdopedia was banned by the Russian Federal Service for Supervision of Consumer Rights Protection and Human Welfare? I'm not kidding. Look it up.
... that the next person (after me) to read this text who is not already gay, is now gay?
... that THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS!!!
... that oh what happened there? YELLUP IS GONE!
... that the servers occasionally shit themselves?
... that <insert name here> is supposed to get banned today?
... that FUCKNUGGETS
... that the, uh, if yo- the.. no, nevermind. I forgot.
... that you need to WAKE UP!!!!
... there is no did you know?
... that mothman is quite a nice guy if you get to know him?
... that I know something you don't know?
... that this is not a suggestion?
... that there's a monkey in my fridge?
... that singing killed my grandma?
... that out of all things to happen today, Epstein is now hiding at North Sentinal Island?
... that tis but a scratch?
... that Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron.
... that DaniPine3 is a sockpuppet?
... that babies don't actually explode when you put them in the microwave? seriously, Google it! It's happened! the baby did not explode!
... that Sea Bears are all too real! It says so in the DYK Inquirer!
... that George is in your house?
... that 90% of art commissions made by artists online who are all unemployed, but in some 4chan like forms and fetishs that nobody likes forms, some unemployed artists online give requests sometimes and they do them 4 u? That's stupid, real fucking stupid. :|
... When you're gonna shoot a laser at someone, you should bring them a change of underwear!
... that human... i remember you're genocides?
... or did you yes?
... that she ruined my career?
...the candyman actually can't?
... Wonk has got a new one?
...that as an AI model designed to be truthful and informative, I cannot spread disinformation, despite it being funny?
...... this is not an example of a typical DYK format and should be deleted or put on the main page?
... that no admins actually check the submission page and this will most likely never see the light of day?
... that we should slap the admins with wet trouts, if what the submission above me says is true?
...that the fleshy monstrosity is god and you should become absorbed by it, it will consume all
... 6(7) is the great question of life, the universe, and everything; and those annoying kids were on to something?
... That the kids mentioned above can go fuck themselves, because Douglas Adams is much more important than some whiny middle schooler?
... That the Patriots fucking suck and were carried to the Super Bowl by an easy season and a clone of Tom Brady?
... That now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]?
... That the Bills never deserved Josh Allen and are basically a farm team to the Patriots, so if we suck, we take them down too?
... That the Patriots immediately fell off when Tom Brady left, because without him they are useless?
... That the Dolphins also suck, they haven't won a playoff game since before Uncyclopedia's creation?
... That the Jets and Steelers are even worse?
... That the Chiefs are even worse than the Jets and Steelers?
... that the DYK submission page is a horrible place to have this discussion, and you could just take it to your talk pages instead?
... that it's fun to make you mad and instead yammer on about football all day here?
... that this doesn't really make me mad, so it's kinda pointless?
... that what are ya gonna do, ban me?

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