Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.

This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want.

Did You Know...[edit source]

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~ Administrators on DYK submissions
  • ...that your brain is just a pink wobbly jelly?
  • ...that life is overrated and pointless?
  • ...that the world is actually made of cheese, and cheese is made out of miniature planets?
  • ...that there are more chickens in the universe than worlds with one or more chickens on them?
  • ...that the format has to be like this, with an asterisk and three dots at the beginning, an optional "that", and a question mark at the end?
  • ...that Chickens will eventually outlive us all and rule the world in their feathered fury?
  • ...that Rhodesia fought a war against bears?
  • ...that Tide Pods have a fruity tropical


  • ...that 1 is actually 2?
  • ...that random doesn't equal funny?
  • ...that Goku was right that a wife was something you eat... from a certain point of view?
  • ...that the original version of Ebony and Ivory had six uses of the n-word?
  • ...that 100% of people exposed to water die?
  • ...Google created Google Hitman and their founder, ironically, was killed by a hitman from Google Hitman
  • ...that if you cut your balls off your life expectancy will raise by 13 years?
  • ...that Donald Trump is too rich to blow all his money on expensive whores?
  • ...that Ken Starr is still alive?
  • ...that the STD life has a 100% mortality rate?
  • ...that Chanukah is a Zionist conspiracy to kill Jesus?
  • ...that gluten makes a really good meat substitute?
  • ...that Dick Cheney is innocent?
  • ...that taxes are actually more inevitable than death?
  • ...that Turkey's favorite food is actually chicken?
  • ...that Moses supposes his toeses are flowers of the species Rosa damascena?
  • ...that you can spend the rest of your life underwater?
  • ...the muffin man?
  • ...that after breaking through the skin, drilling a hole in your head isn't so painful?
  • ...that if you died tomorrow, on average a total of 7,475,327,710 people wouldn't give a shit?
  • ...that your Great Uncle Adolf probably has the Nazi Gold?
  • ...that, in spite of me being completely ready, The Monkees never came to my town?
  • ...that Depeche Mode's "Policy of Truth" is actually a massive lie?
  • ...that Warren G. Harding was actually once president?
  • ...that there is only one Meme Encyclopedia?
  • ...that it is illegal to shoot people with the intent to kill them (or without it)?
  • ...that there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand in the universe?
  • ...there are less aliens than planets to host said aliens?
  • That you don't need ... at the beginning?
  • ...that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say: What the fuck are you doing?
  • ...you have absolutely no life?
  • ...that I love you?
  • ...this?
  • ...that Lil Pump is literally God?
  • ...that I'm Batman and you're not?
  • ...that being gay is gay?
  • ...that if you don't got the beer, I ain't got the time?
  • ...that Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing?
  • ...that Amy Schumer died in Avengers: Infinity War?
  • ...that, Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good?
  • ...that Donald Trump sexually identifies as a pumpkin?
  • ...that there are hot Russian singles in your area looking for love?
  • ...that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
  • ...that Karma is not a bitch, but rather a THOT?
  • ...that oh, Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage?
  • ...that Hitler is still alive in Argentina?
  • ...that looking at the sun for extended periods of time is completely safe, and that wearing only sunglasses to watch and eclipse is highly recommended?
  • ...I'm actually a Alien dressed like a human waiting to infiltrate the CIA and my disguise is drawing a massive penis on my face?
  • ...that every time we touch, I get this feeling?
  • ...that you should commit die?
  • ...that pvp is not allowed?
  • ...that I am from the FBI and I spy and approve this website?
  • ...that gun control means using both hands?
  • ...that the squirrels ate my pumpkins?
  • ...that Manhole may refer to a soft and furry entity sometimes encountered in biological research?
  • ...that Uncyclopedia was until recently genuinely more informative than Wikipedia on the subject of David Icke?
  • ...that Wikipedia uses Uncyclopedia as a Supremely Reliable Source without publicly acknowledging this?
  • ...that many Uncyclopedia admins live in fear of having to commit Harakiri?
  • ...that this won't make it to the front page because barely anyone is active?
  • ...that alphabet called "alphabet" because word alphabet has every letter from alphabet?