Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.

This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

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Administrators on DYK submissions
  • ...that your teacher is a jar of Mayonnaise in disguise, waiting to spread their Mayo all over you like a piece of bread?
  • ...that if you lose your train of thought, it means you lose all of your memories, except how to breathe?
  • ...that doctors could kill you at any moment, but they just don't feel like doing it today?
  • ...that your submission is gonna end up like the rest of us?
  • ...women are more likely to have vaginas over men?
  • ...scientists just finished reading the dictionary and confirm the zygote did it?
  • ...nobody can describe what a simile is like?
  • ...rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
  • ...dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
  • ...words are very powerful - pick them good.
  • ...it can take over steven dyslexics to change a light bulb?
  • ...if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "Not very good at maths"?
  • ...most prostitutes in Manchester have a wigan address?
  • ...a chicken-proof lawn is impeccable?
  • ...the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" is just one of Granny's myths?
  • ...if World War III starts, we have to wait a couple of years to fight World War IV, which according to Albert Einstein, will be fought with sticks and stones?
  • ...Killer Queen has already touched that doorknob?
  • ...nukes don't explode?
  • ...such thing as a 1-year format clock exists?
  • ...sometimes, I wonder what My "Ctrl" key does?
  • ...genderless people do not have a Sexual Orientation?
  • ...there is no such thing as 72 genders, as those identify as mutation monsters?
  • ...some users use Anonymous as a pseudonym for their unbooks/poems because they're too Lazy to create a fake name?