Female perverts
The Female Pervert (Perversa femina) are a rare race of humanoid beings living in the walls of single human men's homes, they take refuge here waiting to pounce on their prey. They usually sneak out at night through the vents, they then rummage through their dressers and laundry looking for underwear or stiff socks they can take back to their nests in the walls to feed on. They can be exterminated when the single male gets a female roommate or gets married. When they get ready to emerge from their nest after a long hibernation, they break through the fucking wall with an axe like Johnny and pounce on and scare the fucking bejeezus out of their prey, this is how they reproduce.
Female perverts and the internet[edit | edit source]
These creatures are also known for being internet trolls. But you may be asking "How the fuck do they get a computer in their nest?" Well, you see, men are very heavy sleepers, so a female pervert could drag a computer, a gamer chair, a tower, and an internet into the walls without waking him up. Exterminators usually don't check their search history, there's an understandable reason for this as it is very similar to a prepubescent's search history and can get pretty nasty, so they usually just burn the computers.
How to know if you have female perverts[edit | edit source]
- Finding used tampons in your house when you don't have a girlfriend, wife or friends. (Burn!)
- Finding yaoi when you didn't buy any yaoi.
- Your smegma that was extracted from you in your sleep in a ziploc bag.
Extermination[edit | edit source]
By the time you see the female pervert in your home, it's probably already too late and your DNA was forcefully put inside her because she pounced on you. To get rid of them, bring a female human (exterminator) into the house, they will get frustrated, curse you out, leave, never come back, and harass someone else.
In other cultures[edit | edit source]
- In Japan it is known as the Shukujo, its name means nice lady, but this is just sarcasm.
- In China it is known as the Shunu, its name has the same origin as in Japan.
- In South America, Italy and Spain it is known as the Pervertita.
- In Arabic speaking countries it is known as the Munharifa.
Daily habits[edit | edit source]
- Smelling underwear
- Tasting cum socks
- Stalking
- Sleeping
- Trolling
- Not shaving
- Just existing
What female perverts can be mistaken for[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
| Sexual Fetishes, Paraphilias, and Assorted Perversions | |
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