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Baby blood, baby blood, everywhere.
Baby blood, baby blood, in my hair.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the floor.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the door.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the walls.
Baby blood, baby blood, down the hall.
Baby blood, baby blood, in my house.
Baby blood, baby blood, on my spouse.
Baby blood, baby blood, down the street.
Baby blood, baby blood, all over ME!
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Did you know...
- ...Me iz awesom? (pictured)
- ...Me iz doing you mom?
- ...Me iz kicking you butt?
- ...ME IZ RITING IN ALL CAPS?
- ...Me iz sexy man?
- ...Me iz sooper smrt?
- ...Me iz making doody in you fud?
- ...Me iz famus and rich and stuf?
- ...Me iz stil awesom?
In the news
eatt my shizznozz lozers!!1
- Peepul pay me to eats my doodiz becuz day luv me (Pictured)
- Me win wurld cup, super bol, olympics, wurld series, and bigest penis contest
- Smartest guy in da wurld sayz me iz smartr
- 100 percent of sexy womenz think me iz attractiv
- Me win nobell paece priz fur seventh yaer in a row
- Famus peeple wish thay waz me
- Me haz magicul powers
- Me iz starting to replace Jezus as da mesia inn newer bibls
- It iz sientificly profeen that me iz better dan you
- The pope iz my cousin
- No actualy he is my brother
- I mean me iz the pope
On this day
Today: Nashonal Wurship me day
- 1969 - Me born and evryone iz thankful tat day now hav a reson to live (Dat reson is to praize my graetness)
- 1972 - Me rite plays and books wid pen nams like Shakespear, Goerge Orwel, and Charls Dickenz
- 1972 - Me rite the bibul
- 1974 - Me invent computrs, cars, and Airplaens
- 1975 - Me becum richest man in wurld but keep it a secret cauze i dont want to make Bill Gates feel bad
- 1977 - Me becum president of Unitid Stats
- 1978 - Me becum king of Englend
- 1979 - Me becum emperer of Japan
- 1984 - Me go to Mars in my hom made roket ship
- 1987 - Me paint stary nite, melty clock pictur, mone liza, and the celing of dat church
- 1989 - Me build fancy manshun on teh moon and it haz a swiming pool and a tenis cort and a golf corse
- 1994 - Me cur kancer
- 1996 - Me hab secz wid sexy woomen
- 1999 - Me invent huumans
- 2000 - Me save wurld frum alienz and zombeis
- 2001 - Me kill myself juss so me can cum back to life
- 2005 - Me start uncyclopedia by accedent but stuped peepol start editing it and me leeve it up so me can mock dem
Picture of the day
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Me iz realy graet. Image Credit: Me |
Awesome Articles!
Writer of the Month n Noob of the Moment
Me win everyting. Praise me.
udder areas of uncockapenisia
- how to buttfucky and not jus stupid – poop!!!!cock!!!!!pooP inCOCK!!
- poolickies and guidos – i can do watever i want forever
- foormatting – i addz picture of my dog
- requessts – i request INFINITE BOOBS in my FACE!!!!1
- village dumpyy – uncyclopedia suxkszz! evryon gay except me!!
- cummunity poophole – lol cum iz a funny word
sistas in da projectz
Uncyclopedia iz hosed by me, an rich n very profetable persom that also hoses a range of oher projects.
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UnJews
It rhymes with news you putz -
Conservapedia
The trusworthy encyclopedia -
Undictionary
Ha ha, you said dick! -
UnDerpants
No, I'm not wearing any -
Hitler Project
Conservapedia's founder tells all -
EffYou
how to go eff yourself -
UnBooze
Booze, glorious booze -
UnDoody
I maed a yuky doody -
UnFunny
What this is -
UnYourMom
Tats where me iz -
UnSwears
All seven words -
Why?
Iz me so hot? -
UnPiss
We can ruin the couch and rug too -
UnReviews
we'll tell you why you suck -
UnBestiary
Bestiality galore
uncyclopedia brown
Me speek evry langeage so me can read all uncyclopediaz and they suk and im smart and uncyclopedia iz not as cool as me cauz me iz really cool and uncyclopedia isnt
btw encyclopedia dramtica suks to and so does everyting that is not me
Protected by Stupid, unfunny losers, and an elite clan of Shitheads.
Cream of the Crap
This article was one of the Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2011
Teh awsomest ting eva! (read another featured article)
Featured version: 16 August 2011
Dis articul iz so awsom jus like me — It iz so much beter than this stoopid poopy
