Baby blood, baby blood, everywhere.
Baby blood, baby blood, in my hair.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the floor.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the door.
Baby blood, baby blood, on the walls.
Baby blood, baby blood, down the hall.
Baby blood, baby blood, in my house.
Baby blood, baby blood, on my spouse.
Baby blood, baby blood, down the street.
Baby blood, baby blood, all over ME!
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Not my articul. Uncyclopedia said it suked on VFH, well it didnt so feck you, uncyclopedia
Did you know...
...Me iz awesom? (pictured)
...Me iz doing you mom?
...Me iz kicking you butt?
...ME IZ RITING IN ALL CAPS?
...Me iz sexy man?
...Me iz sooper smrt?
...Me iz making doody in you fud?
...Me iz famus and rich and stuf?
...Me iz stil awesom?
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Thiz uncyclopedia, stared in 2005 (OH HEY I WUZ BURN IN DAT YEAR) currenty containz 37,617 artcles uncyclopedias are bean writn in many languages :
Me speek evry langeage so me can read all uncyclopediaz and they suk and im smart and uncyclopedia iz not as cool as me cauz me iz really cool and uncyclopedia isnt
btw encyclopedia dramtica suks to and so does everyting that is not me
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