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Today's Featured Asdfjfjlksdjf; - Killing Babies is Fun!

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Baby blood, baby blood, everywhere.

Baby blood, baby blood, in my hair.

Baby blood, baby blood, on the floor.

Baby blood, baby blood, on the door.

Baby blood, baby blood, on the walls.

Baby blood, baby blood, down the hall.

Baby blood, baby blood, in my house.

Baby blood, baby blood, on my spouse.

Baby blood, baby blood, down the street.

Baby blood, baby blood, all over ME!

Recently featured: Maiming Babies is Fun! - Stabbing Babies is Fun! - Eating Babies is Fun! - Drowning Babies is Fun! - Shooting Babies is Fun! - Kicking Babies is Fun!

Yesterday's Featured Article - Burrito Burrito Burrito

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Featured today, a long long time ago...

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Not my articul. Uncyclopedia said it suked on VFH, well it didnt so feck you, uncyclopedia

Did you know...

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  • ...Me iz awesom? (pictured)
  • ...Me iz doing you mom?
  • ...Me iz kicking you butt?
  • ...ME IZ RITING IN ALL CAPS?
  • ...Me iz sexy man?
  • ...Me iz sooper smrt?
  • ...Me iz making doody in you fud?
  • ...Me iz famus and rich and stuf?
  • ...Me iz stil awesom?

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On this day...

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Today: Nashonal Wurship me day

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Me iz realy graet.

Image Credit: Me
You iz a tushy face - You haz bad breth - Me pwn you

Awesome Articles!

Anyting me rote cause me iz awesom!!!!!

Me awesom recent articles | Peeple wanted to reed me articls | Nun of my articles need rewrites | Me articles iz no stubs | Me no lonely, me wid you wife | Me peed on you face | Try riting about how awsome me iz | Me no stuck, me genius | Me haz great ideas

Writer and Noob of the Month

Me win everyting. Praise me.

Me iz Writer of the Month | Me iz no noob but me iz Noob of the Month | Me iz Uncyclopedian of the Month | Me iz a Winner

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Me speek evry langeage so me can read all uncyclopediaz and they suk and im smart and uncyclopedia iz not as cool as me cauz me iz really cool and uncyclopedia isnt
btw encyclopedia dramtica suks to and so does everyting that is not me

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