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  • Writers: don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
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Benito Mussolini

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 11:16, 21 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4

Symbol for vote.svg For. The revolting post mortem picture of Mussolini on Wikipedia inspired this rewrite. Leverage (talk) 11:16, 21 June 2017 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Dr Funny (talk) 17:44, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:54, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  3. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:43, Jul. 21, 2017
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 24.209.50.78 (talk) 22:39, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • 24.209.50.78 is literally Hitler. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:43, Jul. 21, 2017

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Reductio ad Hitlerum

Score: 6.5 People who are just like Hitler.
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 11:13, 21 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5

Symbol for vote.svg For. I think about this article more and more in this stoopid political climate. Even Bill Maher the other day was suggesting that comparing a Trump team member to Goebbels was somehow not a lame piece of rhetoric. Leverage (talk) 11:13, 21 June 2017 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. TV Tropes calls it 'Hitler Ate Sugar'. Not to be confused with Mr. Hilter Ate Sugar. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 02:25, 22 June 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Dr Funny (talk) 17:45, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:47, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 24.209.50.78 (talk) 22:39, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:57, 20 July 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Hitler -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:42, Jul. 21, 2017
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Leninade

Score: 7 Thirsty Bolsheviks
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 11:09, 21 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. A recent colab. Leverage (talk) 11:09, 21 June 2017 (UTC)
  2. DA! Ya ne paneemau kak eto mozhet poterpet neudachu, Comrade... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Inevitable self-for Has the world ended? Is this a dream? Either way, I'm going for some ice-cold Leninade... Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 02:11, 22 June 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm nothing if not predictable. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 05:09, 22 June 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:42, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:59, 20 July 2017 (UTC)
  7. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:45, Jul. 21, 2017
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It's just Lenin-made caffeinated vodka in the end 139.0.176.10 (talk) 03:32, 22 June 2017 (UTC)

vote

Robert Bresson

Score: 3 gay fish
Nomination:  Kakun logo.png Talk 02:00, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. This is another oldy I'm pretty proud of. I don't blame you if you don't know Robert Bresson, but this could be an article about Michael Haneke just as well. Which I DO blame you if you don't know him because he's the emperor of the world.  Kakun logo.png Talk 02:00, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Minimalist. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:41, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:29, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For - I didn't get it until I went to the Wikipedia page. That means it's clever. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:46, Jul. 21, 2017
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't really like it. Dr Funny (talk) 17:46, 6 July 2017 (UTC)

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Rotten Tomatoes

Score: 8 fresh tendrils
Nomination:  Kakun logo.png Talk 11:09, 30 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 8.5
  1. Honoring Chris Cornell with this self-nom. I think it's a pretty good site parody.  Kakun logo.png Talk 11:09, 30 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've never been to this website, but it sounds like a good imitation. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 00:13, 31 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. This article is rotten. -- MB 01:30, 31 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Ok he changed the thing about the thing ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:08, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Format can be fixed up later. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 18:55, 8 June 2017 (UTC)
  6. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:25, Jun. 12, 2017
  7. This article is basically reviewing itself. 139.0.176.10 (talk) 03:28, 22 June 2017 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Bit silly in places but still like it. Dr Funny (talk) 17:47, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:26, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against Injokes and also you wrote yourself into it.... The former is forgivable, the latter is not. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:37, 4 June 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. 24.209.50.78 (talk) 22:40, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • Frosty, I changed the problematic section, thanks. I originally tried to make this article look more than a random collection of jokes and it was not easy because of the format of RT. I hope you change your vote.  Kakun logo.png Talk 17:50, 4 June 2017 (UTC)
Thanks Frosty.  Kakun logo.png Talk 03:54, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  • Wageslav, I tried updating the article to the "new and improved" RT format but their new site sucks so hard I couldn't even load the pages, so fuck it. The old format is more recognizable IMO.  Kakun logo.png Talk 19:56, 8 June 2017 (UTC)

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Cyberchase

Score: 2 Bastard Children of Jesus
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Written well (mostly not my own material, rather it's material from users Equiop and PerfumeRepair).--Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like the page except for the lack of images. The lack of images annoy me. Somebody should work on that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:20, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've never seen the show but funny enough. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:22, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nostalgia... – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 20:42, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. It hits me. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 21:50, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Meh - I mean, I didn't like Cyberchase growing up, so I'm not getting the nostalgic vibe from it. But I also thought it was kind of middle-of-the-road as an article. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:45, May. 21, 2017
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Dr Funny (talk) 17:48, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm 24 and what is this? SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:23, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • There's two images in the article. How many more would you say it needs?--Abacab (talk) 01:26, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
    • At least 1 more would be nice. Somewhere in the range of 3-5 images for an article this length would be my suggestion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:32, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  • I don't know what cyberchase is and subsequently did not find this amusing. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:40, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
    • An early 2000s show on PBS.--Abacab (talk) 19:47, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Funnily enough, this article failed VFH on the Spoon. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:33, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

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