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VFH status:
2.5 votes per article • Goal: 5

   

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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles or you will get kicked.

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All nominated articles

vote

Hostile architecture

Score: 5
Nomination: RAHB 04:29, 5 February 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom and For. Pretty perfect satire writing all around with just the right dash of absurdity. -RAHB 04:29, 5 February 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Thanks RAHB. – Wageslav (talk ☭ ctbslog) 04:39, 5 February 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 06:59, 5 February 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Altoids (talk) 21:53, 9 February 2018 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:05, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Behemoth

Score: 2.5 unfunny Polacks
Nomination: Self-nom. This is an UnNews disguised as mainspace, so it has no sources. I really want this to be featured. Behemoth is the band who, by far, suffered the most for doing metal, and now the whole world sees why. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.174.146.218 (talk • contribs)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:09, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Death (band)

Score: 2 things that were better in the 90's and are STILL better
Nomination: ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Self-nom - I only discovered in retrospect that Roseanne is Trump's sidekick on Twitter. I guess this makes it an actual article. Even though it's pretty retro. ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:12, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition

Score: 1.5 people who are eager to join #TeamLaunch
Nomination: 174.112.110.244 (talk) 01:59, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nominator, on behalf of #TeamLaunch and those who give a damn about original formats. 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC) (IP from Canada), see you at 9:00 tomorrow night! 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Nyet Self For. The show redeemed itself in its second episode last night, but I still love my take on the bad calls Diddy made. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:34, 12 January 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Cunnilingus

Score: 1.5
Nomination: 14.139.123.36 (talk) 09:15, 13 November 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. That's funny! Nuttymays 18:17, 15 November 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. 83.148.237.113 (talk) 19:16, 21 January 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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