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UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO

Score: 4 gay homophobes
Nomination: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:25, 11 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. I really enjoyed reading this one by MasterWangs. Especially because it's about Australia. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:25, 11 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Homophobes and their sexual actions towards men (It's completely NOT gay!) are always funny. Heosphoros (talk) 12:31, 11 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 18:13, 11 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Self-for, although I contest any claim that I'm gay, I'm just a homophobe. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 11:03, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I personally don't like the article that much, but I think RAHB would like it, considering it mentions a sexual act against an important person. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 10:26, 11 May 2017 (UTC)

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Cyberchase

Score: 4
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Written well (mostly not my own material, rather it's material from users Equiop and PerfumeRepair).--Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like the page except for the lack of images. The lack of images annoy me. Somebody should work on that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:20, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've never seen the show but funny enough. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:22, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nostalgia... – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 20:42, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. It hits me. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 21:50, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Meh - I mean, I didn't like Cyberchase growing up, so I'm not getting the nostalgic vibe from it. But I also thought it was kind of middle-of-the-road as an article. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:45, May. 21, 2017
Comments
  • There's two images in the article. How many more would you say it needs?--Abacab (talk) 01:26, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
    • At least 1 more would be nice. Somewhere in the range of 3-5 images for an article this length would be my suggestion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:32, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  • I don't know what cyberchase is and subsequently did not find this amusing. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:40, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
    • An early 2000s show on PBS.--Abacab (talk) 19:47, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Funnily enough, this article failed VFH on the Spoon. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:33, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

vote

The Cookie Monster

Score: -2
Nomination: 24.104.79.230 (talk) 17:47, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 19:58, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like the premise of this article, his dangerous addiction to cookies causing him to be the monster that he is. The article does lose it's way and descend into writing penis in capital letters- but I'll vote for anyway. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:48, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Too much "lolrandom" humor. Little substance or wit.--Abacab (talk) 01:19, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Yes, involves a lot of shouting thr word penis. Thats bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:24, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. 'Cause, the injokes are getting really stupid. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:34, 19 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:31, May. 21, 2017

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Holocaust film

Score: 7 inglorious turds
Nomination:  Kakun logo.png Talk 07:42, 28 April 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. One of my old articles, it's about bad movies.  Kakun logo.png Talk 07:42, 28 April 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very well-written.--Abacab (talk) 01:18, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not a fan of the redlinks but then again if people actually wrote things they wouldn't be red. Also I did "haha" as the kids would say ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:26, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:21, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. 10 times more sophisticated than any of the illiterate bullshit I publish. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:59, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
  6. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:35, May. 21, 2017
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. it is cool. Foodies.jpeg ~foodIes! 09:57, 23 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop

Score: 4
Nomination: Kip
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg N+F - Special:Random brought me to this, so fuck it. Written by our own Aleister, who was always a good writer. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 23:02, Apr. 23, 2017
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:08, 23 April 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. RIP soul surfer. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 00:21, 24 April 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1 [citation needed] 20:56, 27 April 2017 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 05:59, 11 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I didn't particularly enjoy this one. Sorry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:14, 28 April 2017 (UTC)

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