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I PEED ON THE SEAR

Score: 0 peed on sears
Nomination:
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and For; this article is really well done. The efficient use of language leaves no fluff or extra wordiness; it just gets straight to the punchline. Truly an instant classic that will thrill and delight future generations for many hundreds of years. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:39, Apr. 1, 2018

The Larry Sanders Show

Score: 3 Hey Nows!
Nomination: Roseanne's comeback inspired me to write this. Also that chick from Interview with the Vampire. ~ Kakun · talk 09:57, 30 March 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 09:57, 30 March 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Hey now! No clicking! -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:38, Apr. 1, 2018
  3. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:41, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

I Fucking Love John "Bermuda" Schwartz

Score: 2 reasons for loving John "Bermuda" Schwartz
Nomination: Self-nom. An article explaining why I love John "Bermuda" Schwartz. ~ Kakun · talk 23:27, 19 February 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg Love! ~ Kakun · talk 23:27, 19 February 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 11:21, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Behemoth

Score: 2.5 unfunny Polaks
Nomination: Self-nom. This is an UnNews disguised as mainspace, so it has no sources. I really want this to be featured. Behemoth is the band who, by far, suffered the most for doing metal, and now the whole world sees why. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.174.146.218 (talk • contribs)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:09, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Death (band)

Score: 2 things that were better in the 90's and are STILL better
Nomination: ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Self-nom - I only discovered in retrospect that Roseanne is Trump's sidekick on Twitter. I guess this makes it an actual article. Even though it's pretty retro. ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:12, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition

Score: 1.5 people who are eager to join #TeamLaunch
Nomination: 174.112.110.244 (talk) 01:59, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nominator, on behalf of #TeamLaunch and those who give a damn about original formats. 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC) (IP from Canada), see you at 9:00 tomorrow night! 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Nyet Self For. The show redeemed itself in its second episode last night, but I still love my take on the bad calls Diddy made. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:34, 12 January 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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