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VFH status:
1.73 votes per article • Goal: 15

   

VFH contents
  • Writers: don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Voters: Please try and include some kind of reasoning. When voting against, explain where the article falls short so that the author can perhaps try and fix it up and improve it.
  • This is not a discussion page. If you'd like detailed feedback on your article, please submit it for a PeeReview.
Any and all violators of policy will be turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better).

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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

vote

UnNews:Disney merges Star Wars and Christmas

Score: 2
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:57, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Carrie Fisher died and the least we could do is feature this UnNews Kippy mentioned in IRC. RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:57, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Let's get it over and done with 121.219.105.49 aka Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 07:29, 13 January 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I actually watched her Life Day song without irony the moment news broke that she was hospitalized. However, an anonymous IP pointed out on the talk page yesterday that the joke about Carrie Fisher singing became sad in light of her death, especially given its untimely approximation to Christmas. Thus, I found it appropriate and tasteful to dedicate this article to her. The holidays might be over, but this could still serve as a nice tribute to her if featured. At the very least, it might become more satirically sharp in years to come, given that there are worries that the powers that be might let her rest in peace. Even if this particular article doesn't get featured, I'll definitely do a follow-up when Star Wars 8 premieres. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:42, Jan. 9, 2017

vote

Ming Dynasty

Score: -0.5
Nomination: 82.41.37.34 (talk) 22:33, 7 January 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. -82.41.37.34 (talk) 22:33, 7 January 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:51 1.15.17

vote

Deconstruction barrel

Score: 1
Nomination:
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:17, 4 January 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Aunt Jemima

Score: 1
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 14:10, 27 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. The coding here is really, really good.--Abacab (talk) 14:10, 27 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

vote

Party Hard

Score: 0
Nomination: 173.180.249.178 (talk) 19:11, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. 173.180.249.178 (talk) 19:11, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Way too repetitive. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 00:59, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

vote

Kim Jong-Un

Score: 0
Nomination: 173.180.249.178 (talk) 19:08, 23 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Red Forman

Score: 2 feet in asses
Nomination: Very cute and adorable. Feature worthy.  Kakun logo.png Talk 16:12, 22 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom & For.  Kakun logo.png Talk 16:10, 22 December 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. "The rubble would have envied the debris, and the entire Taliban and Al-Qaeda would all have a foot up their asses, because President Forman takes no shit from anybody." Sure. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 23:29, 31 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

PANIC! at the Disco

Score: 4
Nomination:
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:06, 18 December 2016 (UTC)
  2. It's got words in it. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 00:42, 21 December 2016 (UTC)
  3. For, It's like U2's "Discotheque" without Bono.  Kakun logo.png Talk 10:40, 21 December 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Well imagine... that this article... was on the front page... Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 01:00, 8 January 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Always loved my own work.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:53 1.15.17
Against Votes: 1
  1. NONINEINNONONO否לאнет. User:Meingoaten 20:37, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

vote

Kernel sanders

Score: 0
Nomination: 75.109.232.74 (talk) 00:51, 15 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. 75.109.232.74 (talk) 00:51, 15 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. boo 64.113.191.62 (talk) 13:18, 16 December 2016 (UTC)

vote

That guy

Score: 0.5
Nomination: 75.109.232.74 (talk) 00:33, 15 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. 75.109.232.74 (talk) 00:34, 15 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Jet engine

Score: 1
Nomination: 165.138.64.112 (talk) 13:43, 2 December 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. 165.138.64.112 (talk) 13:43, 2 December 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. 165.138.64.98 (talk) 22:29, 5 December 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. 42.106.27.254 (talk) 16:55, 14 December 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 209.81.120.194 (talk) 18:37, 2 December 2016 (UTC)

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