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VFH status:
3.14 votes per article • Goal: 15

   

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  • Writers: don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Voters: Please try and include some kind of reasoning. When voting against, explain where the article falls short so that the author can perhaps try and fix it up and improve it.
  • This is not a discussion page. If you'd like detailed feedback on your article, please submit it for a PeeReview.
Any and all violators of policy will be unresurrected.

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Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

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People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata

Score: 5
Nomination: Wageslav (talkctbslog) 08:07, 12 March 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg nom and for. One of those mid-to-late 2000s articles, you can tell from the stupid name and the unsubtle racism. I did some revising, got rid of the more 2006-ish jokes, and cleaned up the format, so I think you should really give it a chance despite the dumb concept.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Bulungi You know, it isn't that bad. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:11, 12 March 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Leverage (talk) 20:58, 12 March 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookban a vandal) 09:31, 21 March 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:16, 23 March, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Television

Score: 1.5
Nomination: 24.90.143.187 (talk) 19:57, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1.5
  1. 24.90.143.187 (talk) 19:57, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookban a vandal) 09:37, 21 March 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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White History Month

Score: 6
Nomination: 174.89.59.75 (talk) 00:21, 23 February 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. 174.89.59.75 (talk) 00:21, 23 February 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Might be a bit on the short side but clever as fuck. RealLifeCartman (talk) 00:50, 23 February 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 01:39, 23 February 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 15 24.90.143.187 (talk) 20:00, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. pretty clever and amusing Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:06, 9 March, 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:01, 12 March 2017 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For.Wageslav (talkctbslog) 18:30, 12 March 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnNews:Trump nominates new Dr. Who

Score: 1
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 02:15, 10 February 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. VFH may be slow but this UnNews piece is hilarious. RealLifeCartman (talk) 02:15, 10 February 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Canadian Idiot

Score: 1 Canadian idiot
Nomination: Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 22:38, 2 February 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for I don't know, I just quite liked it. And it has been nominated - and failed - before. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 22:38, 2 February 2017 (UTC)

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:Disney merges Star Wars and Christmas

Score: 2.5
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:57, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Carrie Fisher died and the least we could do is feature this UnNews Kippy mentioned in IRC. RealLifeCartman (talk) 16:57, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Let's get it over and done with 121.219.105.49 aka Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Be warned, mortals, for I have returned!' (talk - stalk - block) 07:29, 13 January 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. 98.236.93.240 (talk) 00:56, 11 February 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • I actually watched her Life Day song without irony the moment news broke that she was hospitalized. However, an anonymous IP pointed out on the talk page yesterday that the joke about Carrie Fisher singing became sad in light of her death, especially given its untimely approximation to Christmas. Thus, I found it appropriate and tasteful to dedicate this article to her. The holidays might be over, but this could still serve as a nice tribute to her if featured. At the very least, it might become more satirically sharp in years to come, given that there are worries that the powers that be might let her rest in peace. Even if this particular article doesn't get featured, I'll definitely do a follow-up when Star Wars 8 premieres. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:42, Jan. 9, 2017

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Deconstruction barrel

Score: 5 lacanian psychoanalysts
Nomination:
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and for -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:17, 4 January 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sycamore (Talk) 12:23, 11 February 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure. – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 19:26, 11 March 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. We need lots of them on Uncyc in 2017. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 22:22, 14 March 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookban a vandal) 09:34, 21 March 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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