User:OPOSSUM

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All About The Deranged Moccasin-Sporting Creature From Hell Himself
I am the physical embodiment of the state of California, and I believe in the radical theory that the yak that nearly raped Denzo during his sojourn to Canada was actually a muskox. Also true to my word,

PDT

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3:41 A.M. (3:41) for this user.

kʰanawi ənsaykʰlupitiya-tayi ɬaska tiki man pi məkʰmək palaks kʰanawi san[edit | edit source]

Believe it or not, I am also a ~~minor~~ very large contributor on the Chinook Jargon version of Wikimedia Incubator under the name POSSUM chowg.

(Yes, Chinook Jargon is a real language with real wikimedia incubator pages in it.)

See the context of this image here."SCPIOURTCH ACRNBGLOP TRNMSTZZ" -some random squirrel in Asterix

OPOSSUM on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:POSSUM_chowg


Opossum's Not-so-Rabid Facts, Some are a bit too serious for me. Just so you know, I do not have serious standards, thank you very much.
If a business claims to be improving their website's design by making it look "more modern", they are almost certainly making the website look worse. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. There is a bomb on the school bus!! Hehehe! Don't tell anyone!!! People on the internet will continue to argue as long as they have ANY reason or evidence at all. Therefore every group on the internet attempts to try to debunk EVERY argument that their opponents make. ("Chowg's Law") When you close your eyes, you access your special power to only see people who would fuck you (even with a hundred-dollar bribe.) OPOSSUM's homework was once eaten by his dog. No, seriously. I have a picture of the shreds, and maybe I could upload it later. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I fucked your mom last night. OPOSSUM is well-known for his research on human-hamster-opossum hybrids. Ventura cannot into Northern California. It's better to be a coward than a cow or an ard. OPOSSUM was a preemie. That explains everything. OPOSSUM's Uncyclopedia account is probably older than yours, despite the fact that he only created his account on November 1, 2021. OPOSSUM lives in a CSB "warm-summer Mediterranean" Köppen climate zone. He has no idea what that means. OPOSSUM once said at his youth group that he had walked to Ojai because it looks like Oregon. Then someone asked him, "What does Oregon look like?" OPOSSUM simply responded, "Ojai". Cory in the House (コーリーホワイトハウスでチョー大変!) is objectively the best anime.

“Ast the spinkly dagers charkly crangest wan spooth, micks quashest hilthily ungst mong for dawvens.”
~ A wise old man, trying to convince his fellows that he could speak English

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.

This user was nearly banned on the Finnish Wikipedia.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 5 months and 27 days.

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ɬatwa pi məkʰmək əx̣, kʰamuksh

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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