User:OPOSSUM/OPOSSUM (Uncyclopedian)
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This buddy is a complete, irredeemable buddy. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, breaks at the larynx, and is an unfunny sucker. If you hack to hack this you will most peevishly feast yourself. Or the submitter will give your hose!!!!!! |
~ BarbieLover
“Hey could you PLEASE get BarbieLover banned from this website? PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEASE???”~ OPOSSUM 
(Disclaimer for the mods who browse Uncyclopedia under the influence of alcohol, I never actually wanted to get BarbieLover banned. Ok guys? I know you won't listen, and saying that will get me banned almost certainly, but this isn't a serious website come on! Oh fuck, I can't even say this either! Literally 1984 amirite??? Argh, this page will be the end of me. Ok, I can write an article to make fun of myself, ok? Aaaaghhhhhh ***fucking dies*** ***writes "fucking dies" for no reason other than that he thinks it's funny***
“I don't know how to use quote boxes. -OPOSSUM FiIe:OPOSSUMSlG.GIF”
~ Oscar Wilde
VANITY ARTICLE ALERT! I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS ALLOWED, BUT I'M MAKING FUN OF MYSELF, NOT PROMOTING MYSELF, BUT THAT'S OK? (I NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT READING THE RULES.)[edit | edit source]
Uh hi guys, OPOSSUM here, time to rape and fuck and shit all over vandalize edit a few things on this website. I swear my eidts are starigting to get mundane, and that I keep forgetting to to proofread all my edits (you think?).
Ok, let's get to the "good" stuff now. Alright guys? This doesn't look encyclopedic at all, but I don't give a shit.
OPOSSUM is a... I'll come back to this later. Ok? :B:B:B:B:B (it's funny because alula doesn't like it when i change the :3's to :B's hehehehe pfffft
SQUABBLEDONGS!!! LE EPIC WORD LOLOLOLZ[edit | edit source]
Writing style[edit | edit source]
- OPOSSUM tends to forget that he was writing an article halfway through, then never finish what he started.
- Hey, imagine a horse without legs! It'll make you laugh if you imagine it enough, am I right... AM I RIGHT??
- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- OPOSSUM almost never proofreads his writings, and so these writings get really fucked up in terms of the grammar. You can see this in his edits. You can see this in his edits.
- whoops this isn't wikipedia, FUCK
- Time to wander around in the fucking streets and probably get my face bitten off by a fucking bear or something.
- Is there any use for ")"? (I always forget to add it to the end of a phrase in parentheses, so it's just one "parenthese".
