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Bi-curious George is the protagonist of a series of popular children's books by the same name, written by Hans Aloveryer and his wife Bernard. The books feature a sexually-ambiguous chimp named George, who is brought from his home in Africa by "The Man with PVC Gimp Mask" to live with him in his cellar. In each of the books, Bi-curious George is identified in the text as a monkey, and although in the illustrations he does not correspond exactly to any non-fictional species of monkey it is believed by many that he is in fact, a Bonobo, a species known to be the sexiest of the great apes.
Only a limited number of recurring characters occur within the Bi-curious George stories, these include:
The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy is a harrowing tale of love, betrayal, and jealousy written from the point of view of a cute little puppy as he struggles to find meaning in his life. The back of the book says that "...never before has a such a harrowing tale of heroism been written about any puppy, whether cute or not." With 55 chapters, mostly about how cute the puppy was, the adventures contained within The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy are so damn harrowing 'n shit that the book has been banned from several school libraries across the nation. (Full article...)
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