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African International Destination: Space, more commonly known as AIDS, is a multi-national African agency whose goal is to eventually reach Outer Space. With member nations such as Congo, The Democratic Republic of the Congo, The People's Green Libertarian Congo, and Egypt, it is Africa's response to NASA and the European Space Agency.

Thus far, AIDS has enjoyed very little success in regards to its lofty objectives, mostly due to the lack of available funds, lack of technology, lack of education, and lack of skilled personnel. Its failures have also been traced to rather unorthodox methods and practices. Regardless of its success, fervent interest in the program has gripped all of Africa, and the 'AIDS epidemic', as it has come to be called, is sweeping the continent. AIDS was founded in West Africa in 2005 by Chief Man Who Dreams of Sky and Young Man Who is Intrigued by Moon. Originally, the entire program consisted of shamans and witch doctors who would gather in huts and pray to the Gods of the Sky to lift them to the heavens (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
  • ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
  • ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Brothers movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to America and her allies?
  • ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
  • ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?

On this day...

June 27: International Day of Rest from International Holidays - USA (res.)
  • 153 - Shuffle walking hits mainstream. Shoe makers rejoice.
  • 476 - Odoacer sacks Rome in response to not being invited to the Senate's toga party.
  • 1617 - The Hapsburg Dynasty is created after the 1st Dynasty Warriors set in feudal Austria (later games in the series include Dynasty Warriors Feudal South Africa, DW VII Feudal Libya. Fans have expressed an interest in having a DW set in feudal Japan).
  • 1992 - Fedor Emelianenko defeats Terrorism at a twenty minute decision in PRIDE.
  • 1976 - The Farrah flip-falls out of style in most Middle Eastern countries, except strangely in Oman.
  • 1980 - Freddie Mercury finally gets to ride his bicycle.
  • 2004 - Krispy Kreme invents the first Glazed atom bomb, but fat hungry people lick all the glaze off.

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