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Daikaiju Gojira — also known by his on-screen moniker Godzilla — was a giant radioactive mutant dinosaur, and was one of Japan’s foremost film stars for nearly half a century. On the screen, Godzilla was known for his legendary acting range: he could play anything from an evil giant mutant dinosaur to a benevolent giant mutant dinosaur to an anti-heroic giant mutant dinosaur - and everything in between. Off the screen, Godzilla was known for his brooding and often complex personal life. Of note are the friendships he forged with many of his costars (most notably Rodan, Anguirus and King Ghidorah); his tumultuous and sometimes rocky relationship with female costar Mothra; and his infamous radiation addiction, which finally cost the monster his life in 1995.
Daikaiju Gojira was born to a small family of modest means on Lagos Island on May 31st, 1934. His father — a fellow Godzillasaurus — worked as the island’s alpha predator, catching and killing wild boars to maintain his family. (Full article...)
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January 30: International Cliche Day
- A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.... - The evil armies attack, and only a hero can save the light side.
- Once upon a time - A young girl, living in poverty, met Prince Charming and they lived happily ever after.
- 50BC - Nero plays the violin while Rome burns.
- 69 - Two people have sex in a kinky position.
- 1110 - Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before.
- 1111 - Besides, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
- 1268 - A battle of epic proportions occurs. The bad guys lose and the Half-good guys win. Our heroes from the future find themselves trapped in this age of rape and plundering, and just as they are to be executed for public fornication, the funky professor back in the future figures out a way to save them, and bring them back.
- 1875 - Oscar Wilde says something that touches each and every one of our hearts.
- 1939-1945 The bad guys are a bunch of Nazis. Wow, that's really original.
- 1945 - President Truman considers bombing Japan with the A-bomb. "It's crazy", he says, "but just crazy enough to work."
- 1960 - The first American movie is released involving guns, aliens, tits, love-triangles, dinosaurs, Mars, and a young misfit whose strange talent is needed to save the world.
- 1979 - The Japanese release their first movie, game, book, and porno where key characters die for shock-value. Survival rate of Japanese characters lowers to 10%
- 2003 - America liberates Iraqistan to bring freedom to the Arabs. The liberal media rejects patriotism.
- 2006 - The anniversary list once again becomes a chat room.
- 2007 - You wake up, and it was all a dream.
- 2021 - Aliens invade, but they have a hidden weakness which is discovered just in time.
- 2101 - War was beginning.
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