Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
30,156 articles in English

Click Oscar to be taken to one of our best articles

Oscar-wilde-BEST-BITS.PNG

Did you know...

Air Force technologies.jpg
  • ...that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ...that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ...that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ...God doesn't appreciate those who smoke?
  • ...that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
  • ...that I am a schizophrenic?
    • ...and so am I?
      • ...me too?
        • ...shut up Frank, you're not even supposed to be here today.

In the news

On this day...

Kuntry'stein by adj.gif

February 19: Equation Day (Pieland)


  • 1200 BC: Pi*e/(mc2=Pie/e=3.14159_{a}d-infinitum
  • 500 BC: China+gunpowder(stupid)=great+wall
  • 33 BC: jesus+2(knock)=it*s(jesus)+lol
  • 1200 AC: Pie*e*Pi*3.14*3=14159_{a}d-infinitum
  • 1200 DC: PPie*Ee*P*i1.337*69=14159_{a}d-infinitum
  • 1300 CD: 1+1=1154
  • 1337 ACDC: Life+Universe+Everything=42
  • 1984 BC: (smokingdope+alreadystoned)<>gettinghigher
  • 1985 BC: (smokingdope+alreadystoned)==lowerondope
  • 2400 AD: (adam+eve)+oven=pi(adamnotgotenoughpi(adam+eve+oven)+bettemidler=enoughpi+satisfiedadam
  • 2401 AD: ThisYear+LastYear=DeathofHumans

Today's featured picture

ParisStilton.png

Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

Image Credit: Zombiebaron
Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images

Featured today a long time ago

UnBooks:Biography: The guy who invented soap, featured on 19 February 2013. See the featured version.
God's userpage, featured on 19 February 2012. See the featured version.

Newest articles edit

Space JamOsmosis JonesJohnny CashOfra HazaL7Yes (band) (updated and cleaned up)UnTunes:Too SoonBlackadderSam HarrisSufferingSplit infinitive (rw)UnPoetia:Lebanese lesbian thespianWalt Disney (rw)VeggieTalesUncycloPRMillennialsKenny GGamergateCyberchasePastor ManningWhatever Happened to... Robot Jones?Bibleman (rw)Jerry Falwell (expansion)Donny Osmond (rw)Degenerate matterFuck white peopleWhy?:Interstellar is a Christmas movieExercise - the number one killerWhy?:Work is Great!The effect of work on health

Uncyclopedia's sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews:Main Page UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository
UnVoyage!!!.png UnVoyage
Content-free worldwide travel guide