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*Most hardcore theme song ever resonates in a jam-packed arena full of noisy hillbilly drunkards, and two overly-excited commentators begin their thing

Jim Ross: Welcome to Wrestlemania 87 ladies and gentlemen!! What an amazing main event we have for you tonight, a No-Holds-Barred, No Ice Cream, No Machinegun match between the Croc and Phone Cord Steve Austin for the Undisputed WWE title. I'm all wet, King, how about you?

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Same here, JR. This promises to be the hardcorest match we have witnessed since about a week or so ago. I hear the special referee will be none other than Vince MoonMan, the owner of this company. Strap on your diapers, the action is about to start.

*Music hits, 87 years old, 278 pounds of muscle, Vince MoonMan walks down the aisle while looking at the crowd smugly, dressed in a referee's shirt and Calvin Klein boxers*

J.R.: And here comes Mr. MoonMan in all his glory, hellbent on removing the title from Phone Cord. I like his glutes definition. We're awaiting the Cr... (Full article...)

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