Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
29,642 articles in English

From today's featured article - Rough Gay Wolf Sex

Rgws.png

Rough Gay Wolf Sex is the most popular form of hazing used by high-school and collegiate sports teams and fraternities in the continental United States. A prospective inductee must mount and copulate with a fully grown alpha-male wolf at the peak of its sexual heat to prove that they are worthy of gently passing a ball around every Saturday morning or coughing up a mouthful of mid-strength lager drunk straight from a communal keg.

The ritual was established to initiate young soldiers into military life, as a serviceman was very unlikely to leave the force out of fear for what the brass would make him do after having him penetrate a wolf for merely joining. The extremely dangerous, overtly sexual and psychologically damaging nature of the ritual made it a perfect male bonding activity, and it has entered into most parts of popular culture where men who walk around in gym shorts and call themselves "coach" can be found pushing youth to the limits of ability and legality. (Full article...)

Did you know...

FireBall.jpg

In the news

On this day...

Eat bugs.png

June 30: Dare A Younger Sibling To Eat An Insect Day (pictured)

  • 3000 BC – Cain dares Abel to eat a scorpion. Abel does, and falls dead. Cain tries to explain it was an accident, but nobody will listen.
  • 1500 BC – Aaron dares his younger brother Moses to eat a scarab beetle. Moses does so, and the gritty taste convinces him to lead his people from Egypt.
  • 1859Oscar Wilde, despondent over not having a sibling to dare to eat an insect or be dared to eat an insect by, consumes an earwig.
  • 1921 – U.S. President Warren G. Harding appoints former President William Howard Taft to the Supreme Court, after Taft successfully attempts to eat a small quantitiy of mosquitoes.
  • 1959 – American actor Vincent D'Onofrio is born, paving the way to a career of acting as though he had just accepted a dare to eat a rather nasty-tasting insect.
  • 1971 – Ohio ratifies the 26th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, lowering the voting age to 18, and lowering the threshold at which younger siblings are no longer required to accept bug-related dares to 16.
  • 1999 – The Court of Bermuda sentences Erik Deli to death for putting mosquito paste on his younger brother's sandwich.

Today's featured picture

Stephenmartyr.jpg
St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.

According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.

St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic.

Image Credit: Isra1337
Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images

Featured today a long time ago

Tetragrammaton, featured on 30 June 2012. See the featured version.
Mahjong, featured on 30 June 2011. See the featured version.
UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds, featured on 30 June 2010. See the featured version.

Newest articles edit

BeetlejuiceRayman (rw) • BlanketInuits vs. EskimosGreat Pacific Cum PatchSuddenly, ACLU lawyersUnTunes:Do They Know It's Christmas?NirvanaRough Gay Wolf Sex (rw) • SamsungJizzlamMuslim MagomayevSolar flaresUnDebate:Should women rap?EbolaMACHOs and WIMPsSolar windHalloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersHalloween III: Season of the WitchArkady OstrovskyTrojan asteroidAntibioticsUnBooks:Mummy, why is father so old?UnScripts:Yes, I'm a lolitaIslamic State of Iraq and the LevantVineMy Yu-Gi-Oh! collectionRegular ShowThree Days GraceI Write Sins Not TragediesMusic theory (rw) • Han SoloLabyrinthJared Leto (rw) • My Week Without PornTypography refreshWhy?:Spay and neuterFar side of the moonCanadian baseballThe Seventh SealHowTo:Get Laid by Playing GuitarPotatoe

Uncyclopedia's sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews:Main Page UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository
UnVoyage!!!.png UnVoyage
Content-free worldwide travel guide