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Did you know...
- ... that my English teacher is gay? (Pictured)
- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that the White House is really off-white?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
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On this day...
- 1456 - The printing of the Gutenberg Bible is completed by Steve Gutenberg.
- 1463 - Portuguese discovered to be mispronounced Spanish.
- 1561 - Willem of Orange marries duchess Anna of Sherbert.
- 1853 - Potato chips invented. This is hailed as a triumph, as it will finally permit people to get rid of the vast mountains of dip that clog the streets of Europe.
- 2011 - Barack Obama wins Donkey Punching award by simply sitting in the Oval Office. This is also how he won his Nobel Peace Prize.
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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real. Image Credit: RadicalX |
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