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From today's featured article - Wes Anderson
WES ANDERSON
is an American director, famous for his films
Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums and Moonrise Kingdom
as well as his close working relationships with actors such as
OWEN WILSON
LUKE WILSON
JASON SCHWARTZMAN
ANJELICA HUSTON
WILLEM DAFOE
WARIS AHLUWALIA
JEFF GOLDBLUM
and
BILL MURRAY.
One must take into account that while many of his films have similar motifs and styles, they are all at the same time very original and all their own.
This article was written in partnership with Roman Coppola. (more...)
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