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From today's featured article - Unidentified Jedi Council member

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Unidentified Jedi Council member: In the Jedi High Council, there are twelve members at a time, a majority of which are never identified during the three Star Wars prequel films. Sources such as Wookieepedia, books, comic books, video games, trading cards, toothbrushes, and cereal boxes reveal the names of these characters.

However, one male Jedi Council member was to remain unidentified, and that is whom this page is about. Some fans have given him the nickname "Crest", due to his crest-shaped head, but EU sources assure fans this is not his name, though they don't tell us what his name actually is. (Full article...)

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September 5: National Dance the Funky Chicken Day (Moldova)

  • 1698 - In an effort to move his people away from archaic customs, Tsar Peter I of Russia imposes a tax on women and children with beards.
  • 1836 - Sam Houston's version of the Funky Chicken is chosen as the official dance of the Republic of Texas.
  • 1969 - Foghorn Leghorn takes some LSD
  • 1983 - King Kong's daughter, Stella Kovalski McKong is born. Stella quickly learns the chicken dance from chickens at a local farm.
  • 1984 - Prime Minister Bakka-Lakka Da'kka declares the People's Republic of Jerkmenistan free from Morongolian rule.
  • 1985 - Chickens go to a local disco dance party and gain popularity with their chicken dance.
  • 1992 - Vacationing group of retirees attacked by flock of angry chickens while dancing the Macarena.
  • 2006 - First Annual International Day to talk like a 80's metal singer. Millions attempting to imitate Ozzy Osbourne are instantly shot. Twice.
  • 2007 - In a bid to improve the Aerodynamic characteristics of his body, Asafa Powell amputates his nipples.

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