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From today's featured article - A letter about Megan Fox

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January 17th, 2014
My dear and only parents,
I don't write letters very often. Actually, come to think of it, I have never really written a paper letter in my life, so it should be my first and, hopefully, the last letter which you'll receive from me.

But you must be asking yourself what has changed! Well, it's very hard to answer in a few words but there is no sacrifice I won't do for you and so, under the shimmering light of the only functioning lamp in our old house, shivering because of the cold November wind, I am starting my story.

First of all, I would like to wish you a long and happy life without me! There will be no one to wake you up at night to ask for 100 bucks or help with an almost university-level math problem. There will be no one to annoy you with endless stories about his school pals and what kind of music they listen or don't listen to. No one to start screaming, begging for a permission to go out at 11 p.m., and then, permission received, sit playing video games till 1 a.m., locked in his bathroom. (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ...that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (pictured)
  • ...that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
  • ...that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
  • ...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience?
  • ...that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
  • ...that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
  • ...that Jesus loves you?

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