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Daikaiju Gojira — also known by his on-screen moniker Godzilla — was a giant radioactive mutant dinosaur, and was one of Japan’s foremost film stars for nearly half a century. On the screen, Godzilla was known for his legendary acting range: he could play anything from an evil giant mutant dinosaur to a benevolent giant mutant dinosaur to an anti-heroic giant mutant dinosaur - and everything in between. Off the screen, Godzilla was known for his brooding and often complex personal life. Of note are the friendships he forged with many of his costars (most notably Rodan, Anguirus and King Ghidorah); his tumultuous and sometimes rocky relationship with female costar Mothra; and his infamous radiation addiction, which finally cost the monster his life in 1995.

Daikaiju Gojira was born to a small family of modest means on Lagos Island on May 31st, 1934. His father — a fellow Godzillasaurus — worked as the island’s alpha predator, catching and killing wild boars to maintain his family. (Full article...)

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  • Once upon a time - A young girl, living in poverty, met Prince Charming and they lived happily ever after.
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  • 2007 - You wake up, and it was all a dream.
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