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Does the Pope shit in the woods? It's a question that has puzzled philosophers, theologians, journalists, and historians for centuries. There have been many allegations made, but recently released photos and a great deal of eyewitness testimony has proven that yes, he does.
Either way he takes his relief, sitting or squatting, when the pope is in the woods and has to take a shit, he takes a shit. The question as posed asks if the pope routinely shits in the woods, and that answer to that too is Hell yes!. (Full article...)
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December 11: - Asian Boom day
- 1229 - Pope Gregory IX deletes thirty-one days from the Gregorian calendar, during a Florentine siege of Rome that had prevented toiletries from entering the city.
- 1841 - Oscar Wilde imprisoned for practicing heterosexuality in England without a Royal permit, a capital offense.
- 1941 - Germany and Italy celebrate for the first and last time "Let's Go To War With Russia Day." Italians and Germans regret this decision by 1945.
- 1941 - Mao Zedong suggests to rename "Chinese demographic boom" to "Yelow bang". Due to unpopularity of this idea among his generals, all of them were executed.
- 1953 - Trans-dimensional squirrels attempt a coup on the Kremlin but are driven back after the Soviets break wind in unison, creating a tear in the fabric of the universe into which the invaders are obliterated, nuts and all.
- 1983 - A passenger airlines goes Boom over the South China Sea. Only the pilots and hostesses survive after they are seen moments before the explosion floating in a rubber dingy thousands of miles below. Thank you for flying AirChina.
- 2005 - Face of Oscar Wilde is seen in a frozen pizza
- 2009 - All forms of international combat are banned by the UN. From this point on, international disputes are decided by caged death matches between the leaders of conflicting nations.
- 2009 - Annual 'Try Communism Day' is celebrated by the people of Lancashire
- 2010 - Lancashire appoints Ted Dansen as Director of the Communist Party
- 2011 - President Ted Stevens brutally beats Hu Jintao to death in a cage match, completing his domination and conquest of every country on Earth. Ban of weaponry two years earlier regarded as "a mistake" by most UN officials not already killed by Ted Stevens.
- 2012 - The Uncyclopedia website announced that it was the 11th November.
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Writer and Uncyclopedian of the Month, and Noob of the Moment
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I believe it was famed and renowned philosopher Nicki Minaj who once wrote that "Once in every great while, there comes a writer to this world, perhaps in the form of a novelist, perhaps a playwright, perhaps even an elephant beaten to death with a grandmother who happens to be clutching a pen in his dying moments, who really exemplifies the true nature of the prolific writer. Quality in numbers, and numbers of the utmost quality, creating visions of a better world, visions of a kinder world, visions of the Crimean War. It has been my great privilege to have met this writer, the one and only IFYMB!, whose tireless efforts have assured me that the future of hip-hop will stay crunk. He's been like a brother to me. A brother that I had sex with."
No, wait a minute. That's not right. It was definitely Christian Bale who wrote that.
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For a second straight month, nobody has won Noob of the Moment, leaving RedHot the undisputed reigning champion for another thirty days. Because nobody won this month, I'm going to tell you a little story instead of a blurb about the winner.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Peter. Peter was a remarkably ordinary person, except for the peculiar fact that he lived in a ferris wheel. This led to many zany circumstances and situations at a circus. The circus people liked him, even though the bearded lady found him a little creepy. But she should talk, bearded ladies are just creepy themselves.
Anyways, they all had a lot of fun and eventually he died, and they put a statue of him outside of the ferris wheel. I don't know where I was going with this.
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