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State agencies plague Idaho like a bad case of potato blight, gobbling up the common taxpayer's money and generally standing in the way of everyone's hopes and dreams like big government usually does, but thankfully, due to the 1949 Idaho Sunset Act (now codified as an amendment to Article X of the Idaho State Constitution), every state agency lives on borrowed time. Every agency in Idaho, if not specifically renewed by the State Legislature, will be abolished, scoured clean from the history books, if history books could be scoured. That's where the Sunset Advisory Commission comes in. We are an agency created solely to combat the tyranny of effective governance.

The Sunset Commission performs extensive, exhaustive and exhausting reviews of every state agency under its steely gaze, acting as the judge, jury and (if need be) executioner of any agency that can't justify its sordid existence. Once the all-seeing audit is done, Sunset will advise the Legislature on whether the agency is kept, modified, merged or ethically cleansed from government. Sunset acts as the stalwart gatekeeper/bouncer of the Idaho State Government, so the Legislature almost always follows its advice, like 4/10ths of the time. (Full article...)

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  • ...that there was more then one model for the Mona Lisa? (pictured)
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August 25: Spurious Oscar Wilde Quote Day

  • 1385 - Pringles are invented.
  • 1390 - Birth of Sir Sean Connery, Highlander.
  • 1456 - Nostradamus said "a man who loves all other men will one day say "yet each man kiss the thing he loves"". It is thought to be pointing Oscar Wilde till 1985.
  • 1475 - Pringles proven to not be so good that when you pop, you can't stop.
  • 1476 - Pringles try to take over the world, but failed on due to having lack of military power.
  • 1480 - After failing on 1476, Pringles declared itself as a religious leader and started the movement known as Pringlism.
  • 1835 - The New York Moon prints an article claiming that life has been discovered on the Sun, thus perpetrating the Great Sun Hoax.
  • 1918 - Leonard Bernstein is born a second time.
  • 1985 - Elton John completes one of his sentences with "...yet each man kiss the thing he loves". Nostradamus interpreters apologized.
  • 1988 - In the single greatest scandal in Oscar Wilde quote history, Bill Cosby fabricates a record 2,994 spurious Oscar Wilde quotes. He comes up short of his goal of 3,000 when it is discovered that he stumbled upon six real ones previously undiscovered by scientists.
  • 1992 - 1942 is invented, then thrown out for being to racist.
  • 1993 - The "Sour Cream and Onion Pringlians" are killed in Waco Texas during an assault by "Baked Lays".
  • 2005 - "Numerous spurious Oscar Wilde quotes appear throughout the Uncyclopedia." ~ Oscar Wilde on Spurious Oscar Wilde Quote Day
  • 9876 - School final closes.

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