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This is a window.

Some people might try to tell you that it's a door.

Some might try to tell you it's an apple. They might say it's an Apple.

They might tell you it's a vinyl record of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. I don't know why they would, but they might.

They might say it's a banana, or a dog or a cat, over and over and over again until you get annoyed and block them on Twitter.

They might write it in ALL CAPS on said Twitter, or go on Fox News and spew their lies. (Full Article...)

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Did you know...

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  • ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
  • ... that food is probably the most addictive substance known to man?
  • ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
  • ... the muffin man?
  • ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
  • ... the muffin man?

On this day...

January 22: National Cover-Up Day in the United States of America

Today's featured picture

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The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

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