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February 25: 1337 d4y (133714)
  • 1966 - Palestinians informed that they are not the Chosen People. Jews celebrate, only to be told that they, also, are not the Chosen People.
  • 1337 - 1337 15 c0mm0n.
    • 1337 - Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein are born. The world almost explodes. They said they'd kill me if this was done in 1337.
  • 1338 - 1337 mysteriously falls out of usage. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein put into cryogenic freeze until the 20th century.
  • 1980 - Al Gore creates the year 1980
  • 1997 - Space is invented.
  • 3137 - 173471041nrnn 1337 4494nrm 4dy.
  • 7331 - 5dr4wkc4b 51 7331.
  • π - F**k it, no one can read it anyway.
  • 7331337 - In Soviet Russia, 1337 can't f**king read YOU!!
  • ... - AFK day.
  • N00B - WTFWJDFAKBZOMGLM AOROTFLOLZOMGBBQHAXNOOB13 37KAMSABP11!!111 !!1!1(WHAT THE F **K WOULD JESUS DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR ZOH MY GOD LAUGHING MY A SS OFF ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUG HING OUT LOUD ZOH MY GOD BA RBECUE HACKS NOOB LEET KOOL-AID MAN SAUSAGE AN D BACON POUTINE11!!111!!1!1)
  • 1985 - Bill Gates invents Glass and pwns everyone on his computer
  • 2005 - Man finds God then loses him again
  • 2011 - A Trouser Snake named Sherlock beats IBM super computer Watson in a game of Cluedo.
  • 2012 - George W. Bush replaces Tony Blair as Middle-East Peace Envoy, Sauron said to be looking forward to talks.

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