Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
29,931 articles in English

From today's featured article - Fortune cookie

Sadfortunecookie.png

A fortune cookie is a crisp, wafer-like cookie that is baked around a message of infinite wisdom and prophecy. The cookies are usually served after dinner at authentic Chinese restaurants. Although the Chinese have known the secrets of the fortune cookie for millenia, the rest of the world only gained knowledge of the untapped wisdom of the fortune cookie in the mid 15th century, when the prophet Nostradamus utilized fortune cookies and opium to see the future. (Full article...)

Did you know...

Nzc~NDEy52313 m.jpg

In the news

On this day...

July 2: Canada Day (Canada) (if July 1 falls on a Sunday (which it didn't)); Confusing Parentheses Day
  • 1492 – After becoming extremely confused by oceanic parentheses, Christopher Columbus arrives in The New World, believing it to be China.
  • 1566 – French astrologer Nostradamus dies. Didn't see that one coming, did ya Nostradamus?
  • 1698 – Thomsas Savery patents the first steam engine, designed to mechanically move a horse's legs so as to reduce the amount of effort required to pull a horse-drawn buggy.
  • 1882Oscar Wilde reaches the height of his celebrity, arriving to the premiere of his play The Importance of Being Earnest in a luxury stretch horsebuggy.
  • 1947 – A weather balloon crashes in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico. The Army covers up the loss of the weather balloon by claiming it was an alien spaceship.
  • 1962 – The first Wal-Mart opens for business in Rogers, Arkansas. The primitive version of the store offers only guns, confederate flags, and bullets.
  • 1996Aliens attack the world, destroying New York, Los Angeles, Washington D.C., everywhere else. Bill Pullman, Will Smith survive.

Today's featured picture

Jeanpool1.png

Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86.

Image Credit: RadicalX
Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images

Featured today a long time ago

1993, featured on 2 July 2013. See the featured version.
UnNews:Some guy does some stuff, featured on 2 July 2012. See the featured version.
Boston Molasses Disaster, featured on 2 July 2011. See the featured version.

Newest articles edit

UnPoetia:Lebanese lesbian thespianWalt Disney (rw)VeggieTalesUncycloPRMillennialsKenny GGamergateCyberchasePastor ManningWhatever Happened to... Robot Jones?Bibleman (rw)Jerry Falwell (expansion)Donny Osmond (rw)Degenerate matterFuck white peopleWhy?:Interstellar is a Christmas movieExercise - the number one killerWhy?:Work is Great!The effect of work on healthRobin Williams (rw)Ahmed Mohamed clock incidentSovereign citizenChristopher PooleMona Lisa (rw)FacepalmStar Wars opening crawlAunt Jemima (rw)UnPoetia:I went to TargetSHOOPLOL WUT

Uncyclopedia's sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews:Main Page UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository
UnVoyage!!!.png UnVoyage
Content-free worldwide travel guide