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Colossus of Barbie

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Colossus of Barbie

One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's "Valley of the Dolls." In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared:

That all the world remains, to seem, unchanged,
Her triumph o'er the rivers, wrath, and range,
Of her immortal gaze, fixed cold with steel,
I dare not but apease her wealth with meal.
But, yet, Man has not seen her to the test;
What's more, pity I couldn't bugger her like all the rest.
This is evidence that when the monument was built, people were of the belief that God was indeed a woman. Take that, Benedict XVI!

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-04-25 04:41:40

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Lake Titicaca

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Lake Titicaca

Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-04-17 20:39:28

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Ped Xing

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Ped Xing

So THAT'S what that sign meant...

Image credit: The Woodburninator


Last edited by: Syndrome 2016-04-25 03:17:36

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Metro Freud

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Metro Freud

As always, Freud has the answer.

Image credit: Spintherism


Last edited by: Pjoona11 2015-07-26 07:41:22

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Chill The Fuck Out

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Chill The Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: IFYMB! 2014-10-16 21:41:59

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Little Miss Psycho

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Little Miss Psycho

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


Last edited by: IFYMB! 2014-10-16 21:40:41

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Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human

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Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human

Expedition Time!

Come on, grab your guides
We'll go to very distant lands
With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran
The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time!
Image credit: Nikau (talk)

Last edited by: Argylesocks 2014-08-11 19:52:20

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Popup Blocked

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Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


Last edited by: 166.216.165.65 2014-02-18 19:56:41

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The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa

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The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa

The Last Unicorn In Vinnitsa is photographic evidence of the Nazis' highly successful campaign to eradicate the unicorn untermensch from the face of the Earth.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Modusoperandi 2013-09-16 00:59:58

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron.

Last edited by: Lost Labyrinth 2013-03-07 18:59:20

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Call of Beauty 3

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Call of Beauty 3

Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-06 20:11:28

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Image:Boobies.jpg

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Image:Boobies.jpg

Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-06 18:10:11

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VFD Garbage Bag

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VFD Garbage Bag

Takin' out the trash...

Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-04 21:44:18

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Bass Player

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Bass Player

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

Image credit: Col.swordman


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-04 17:43:23

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Vitruvian Man

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Vitruvian Man

Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-04 17:42:29

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The Fifth Horseman

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The Fifth Horseman

"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-02-04 07:46:15

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Penus De Milo

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Penus De Milo

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-02-04 07:44:23

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Age of Umpires

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Age of Umpires

A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

Image credit: Hindleyite


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-02-04 07:42:38

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Pontius Pilot

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Pontius Pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

Image credit: Savethemooses


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-02-04 07:36:09

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Goatsebusters

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Goatsebusters

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-02-04 07:33:52

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It Came Without Warning

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It Came Without Warning

"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?"

Image credit: Flumpa


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 21:29:10

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Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache

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Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache

Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache.

Image credit: Jocke Pirat


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 21:27:09

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Bad News soup

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Bad News soup

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 07:43:42

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iWin

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iWin

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun.

Image credit: Llama-Llover


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 07:42:39

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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

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Fox News: Middle-earth edition

In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

Image credit: Kharpert


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 07:42:05

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ET 2 - The Extreme Terrestrial

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ET 2 - The Extreme Terrestrial

E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 07:41:00

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Grue Crossing

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Grue Crossing

The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-28 04:02:37

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McJesus

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McJesus

"And yea, God did provide Happy Meals unto them, for they were the hungry 5000. And blessed were the free toys...And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...and he saw that it was good. [McCheese 15:24]"

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-27 01:28:22

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9-11

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9-11

9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun.

Image credit: FreeMorpheme


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-27 01:27:36

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Crop Finger

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Crop Finger

I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn


Last edited by: Frosty 2013-01-27 01:26:22