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Tsar Wars IV

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Tsar Wars IV

Tsar Wars Episode IV: No Hope

Image credit: Sannse


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-02-16 06:54:14

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Michael and the children.jpg

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Michael and the children.jpg

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him.

Image credit: Sonje


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-02-12 02:22:19

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Darwin and St. Michael

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Darwin and St. Michael

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-02-12 00:33:41

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The Great Wave Off Fukushima

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The Great Wave Off Fukushima

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan. The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823, 1930, 2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai. The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi."

Image credit: MeepStarLives


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-02-11 14:28:01

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Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

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Grand Piano/Marshall Stack

In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-19 07:10:40

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Sexual Predator

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Sexual Predator

El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres—The demon who makes trophies of men.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-19 01:47:37

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File:UKLanding01.jpg

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File:UKLanding01.jpg

This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-16 17:11:25

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Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

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Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

The cover of Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City, in stores soon.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-09 06:39:38

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Image:Pity.png

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Image:Pity.png

Mr. T offers a new day for America. A Day of Pity.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-07 23:17:43

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Doctor Skullthumper

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Doctor Skullthumper

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the Skullthumping diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB


Last edited by: Wageslav 2018-01-03 19:02:46

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Vader's Segway

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Vader's Segway

Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-06-21 17:01:21

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Zombiebaron goes to the zoo

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Zombiebaron goes to the zoo

"The panda posing for a picture with me moments before I ate his brain."

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Frosty 2017-05-02 12:00:43

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Sickophant

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Sickophant

A sickophant in its natural habitat.

Image credit: Lyrithya


Last edited by: Frosty 2017-05-02 11:57:11

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Vague

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Vague

It's the Magazine for People™!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Frosty 2017-05-02 11:54:38

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The Toast Cat Diagram

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The Toast Cat Diagram

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex


Last edited by: Frosty 2017-05-02 11:51:35

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Canadian Special Forces

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Canadian Special Forces

In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley.

Image credit: NewMess1ah


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-05-02 06:44:50

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Colossus of Barbie

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Colossus of Barbie

One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's "Valley of the Dolls." In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared:

That all the world remains, to seem, unchanged,
Her triumph o'er the rivers, wrath, and range,
Of her immortal gaze, fixed cold with steel,
I dare not but apease her wealth with meal.
But, yet, Man has not seen her to the test;
What's more, pity I couldn't bugger her like all the rest.
This is evidence that when the monument was built, people were of the belief that God was indeed a woman. Take that, Benedict XVI!

Image credit: Prettiestpretty


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-04-25 04:41:40

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Lake Titicaca

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Lake Titicaca

Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors.

Image credit: Mhaille


Last edited by: Wageslav 2017-04-17 20:39:28

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Ped Xing

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Ped Xing

So THAT'S what that sign meant...

Image credit: The Woodburninator


Last edited by: Syndrome 2016-04-25 03:17:36

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Metro Freud

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Metro Freud

As always, Freud has the answer.

Image credit: Spintherism


Last edited by: Pjoona11 2015-07-26 07:41:22

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Chill The Fuck Out

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Chill The Fuck Out

Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: IFYMB! 2014-10-16 21:41:59

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Little Miss Psycho

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Little Miss Psycho

Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating.

Image credit: Bonjo Nelson


Last edited by: IFYMB! 2014-10-16 21:40:41

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Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human

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Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human

Expedition Time!

Come on, grab your guides
We'll go to very distant lands
With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran
The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time!
Image credit: Nikau (talk)

Last edited by: Argylesocks 2014-08-11 19:52:20

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Popup Blocked

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Popup Blocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


Last edited by: 166.216.165.65 2014-02-18 19:56:41

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The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa

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The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa

The Last Unicorn In Vinnitsa is photographic evidence of the Nazis' highly successful campaign to eradicate the unicorn untermensch from the face of the Earth.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Modusoperandi 2013-09-16 00:59:58

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron.

Last edited by: Lost Labyrinth 2013-03-07 18:59:20

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Call of Beauty 3

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Call of Beauty 3

Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins?

Image credit: StevenCho and ActiVision


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-06 20:11:28

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Image:Boobies.jpg

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Image:Boobies.jpg

Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-06 18:10:11

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VFD Garbage Bag

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VFD Garbage Bag

Takin' out the trash...

Image credit: UNKNOWNFILE


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-04 21:44:18

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Bass Player

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Bass Player

Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes.

Image credit: Col.swordman


Last edited by: MadMax 2013-02-04 17:43:23