- I don't multitask, but I do watch tv while surfing the internet with 5 browser windows open and playing Spider Solitaire. Unless my computer is stuck in safe mode. Then I beg Santa Claus for a new one.
- I am usually a pessimist, except when the glass is all the way full. Then I might complain about the size of the glass. Soda, milk or juice please, I dislike the taste of alcohol.
- I am proud to be an American, except when the Congress, the President, or the Corporations do stupid things.
- I like cats, except when my cat is biting or clawing me (which happens more often than you would think since she likes to claw for treats).
- I am on a gluten free diet. So forget the pie, cake and cookies, I can't eat them unless they're specially made. This includes fruitcake.
- I like white chocolate mochas.
- My (American) football team finally won the Big Game 2013 by a nice big margin, but I had to work and didn't get to watch any of it.
- My keyboard has a problem. So I got a new one (finally).
- I am
engaged and moving in with my fiance.happily married. He does the cooking and the laundry. I take out the trash. He has the final say on everything, meaning I have to make fewer final decisions. (If I were more decisive, maybe I'd actually finish more of the articles in my userspace that I cannot decide how to finish.)
- I enjoy online karaoke. Here's a sample: 
- Update: My USB microphone fell off my desk and came apart. I may invest in a gaming headset with microphone. When I'm done paying off car insurance and vet bills.
|Active Users on Uncyclopedia|
|Abacab - Banzaikitten - DWIII - Frosty - GamerFreak - Giant Tankton - Heosphoros - Kakun - Kip the Dip - Leverage - Lost Labyrinth - Lyrithya - MadMax - MagicBus - Matthlock - Modusoperandi - Mordillo - Mr-ex777 - MyOwnBadSelf - Nuttymays - Peter The Great - PF4Eva - RAHB - Syu20 of the Who-dea - The Woodburninator - TheKatzer - Wageslav - Zombiebaron|