User:Modusoperandi

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“I'm a cowboy...on a seahorse I ride, 'cause I'm wanted (wanted). Dead or alive”

~ Modusoperandi on Modusoperandi


Coming this summer, brought to you by the Wachowski Brothers (and Hasbro)...Spudracer!


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Ego, Vanity and Whatnot

Occasionally I get up off my ass (or more correctly, sit down on it) and make a page of my own, to which no one ever goes.

I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).

My future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.

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The most loved one of the Sisters. Worship her.

This user is a spoiled
Mummy's little darling.
Observe their cuddliness.


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Things that are in places

My very own pages

(A) indicates that I did the audio too. I'm sorry.

(S) indicates satire. While there are some funny satirical pages listed here without this warning, this symbol is for the ones that aren't funny. I'm not sorry.

(FA) and (QFA) are featured and quasi-featured articles, respectively.

Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.

Modern Period

UnTunes

   

UnNews

Reskins

L'enfant Terrible Period

As some of my earliest original pages these range from good but dry to, well, blah.

Pages that I didn't start, but have improved (hopefully)

Just the Audio

My Very Own Pointless...

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PLS/Aristocrat's Ball

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnTunes:White trash girl

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Karl Lagerfeld

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen)

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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Slender Loris

Awards..

Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month October 2006
Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month December 2006
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month January 2007
Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2007
Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner May 2007
Article Narrator of the Month Article Narrator of the Month July 2007
Potatochopper of the Year Award Potatochopper of the Year 2007

   
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The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

June 2008


Writer of the Year Award  Writer of the Year 2008    

Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month September 2009
Pen-Is Mightier Award Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Shipmand Place

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in February 2011