User talk:Modusoperandi
Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.
Eh up, Chucklenuts![edit source]
Long time no see... -- Sir Mhaille 
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- The wifi is terrible here in Solitary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:13, 8 August 2015 (UTC)
- Still serving the Penile Servitude? I've heard its quite hard in The Hole... -- Sir Mhaille
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- What? Now you're just being ridiculous. I got sent down the river for Felony Frolicking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:35, 9 August 2015 (UTC)
- Still serving the Penile Servitude? I've heard its quite hard in The Hole... -- Sir Mhaille
You live, you die, you live again![edit source]
Like the new article......but you missed the Turkey Day competition, we could have done with an ounce or three of Modus... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Things are always better with me. I'm the spicy mustard of whatever we're talking about. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:45, 16 December 2015 (UTC)
Hi :D[edit source]
I'm new here. Nice to meet ya ^_^ Anyways I've always been curious how you manage to have such a high RAC on BOINC. Care to enlighten me? Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 22:30, 16 December 2015 (UTC)
- Video cards. It's not much of a secret. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:45, 16 December 2015 (UTC)
- Not being knowledgable in technical things I didnt even know about this trick...thanks I'll try that on my own machine and see. ^_^ Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 11:58, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- But still...you've got 21 computers and are at 55th position in your country...I dont think thats something everyone is capable of. :D Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 12:02, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- I don't have 21 computers. I have two. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- Huh? I must have looked at the wrong bam page then.
- this page Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 22:50, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- A bunch of those are duplicates. The same 8150 is listed eight times, for example. I don't know why it did that. It's actually listing my last five computers (and the PS3). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, 18 December 2015 (UTC)
- So some of them are old computers that are dead/you no longer use, one is a PS3 and others are duplicates? Okay...I guess that satisfies my morbid curiosity for now. Thanks! xD Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 18:04, 19 December 2015 (UTC)
- It's like a kaleidoscope that peers back in time, letting you see your old computers. I'm pretty sure that's a Twilight Zone episode. A terrible Twilight Zone episode. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:56, 20 December 2015 (UTC)
- So some of them are old computers that are dead/you no longer use, one is a PS3 and others are duplicates? Okay...I guess that satisfies my morbid curiosity for now. Thanks! xD Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 18:04, 19 December 2015 (UTC)
- A bunch of those are duplicates. The same 8150 is listed eight times, for example. I don't know why it did that. It's actually listing my last five computers (and the PS3). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, 18 December 2015 (UTC)
- I don't have 21 computers. I have two. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:44, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- But still...you've got 21 computers and are at 55th position in your country...I dont think thats something everyone is capable of. :D Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 12:02, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
- Not being knowledgable in technical things I didnt even know about this trick...thanks I'll try that on my own machine and see. ^_^ Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 11:58, 17 December 2015 (UTC)
yes hello[edit source]
After careful consideration processes inside my brain I have decided I miss your completely off topic social commentary whenever there is horrid wikidrama occuring. I don't miss you however, just your social commentary. Although we no longer have drama I am here to persuade you to return, and if you do I promise to create pointless drama for you to commentate on at the expense of some manner of sacrificial lamb randomly selected from our incredibly short list of active users. Return damn you! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
00:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- FU Frosty. Terrible idea!! -- The Zombiebaron 02:27, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- It's nice that you remember me, and my many, many successful successes, but as I'm currently employed in a capacity that leaves little time for the mind to wander (specifically, the time from 2-6 AM, because some jobs have crazy hours) and my current job is during relatively normal hours, and they expect me to do stuff and also there is stuff to do, I'm not currently writing. Except this. I'm writing this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:44, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- Bah, excuses! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
05:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- Is nothing I do good enough for you? Because that's what I'm doing. I'm doing nothing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:32, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- Well technically if you say that, you're doing something. LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 23:04, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- Well technically if you say that, you're doing something.
- Is nothing I do good enough for you? Because that's what I'm doing. I'm doing nothing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:32, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
- Bah, excuses! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
BOINC[edit source]
First off my excuse for why I even have any relevance here...I used to be big into Uncyclopedia (and Illogicopedia) a few years ago...mostly as a lurker and consumer, I've written a few articles for both but its been 2-3 years I have had no involvement here for whatever reason. I guess that should cover the introduction. (This is not my old account, I think I've lost the password and email for it) :)
Anyways I noticed you had a BOINC team for Uncyclopedia which was practically run by you. Just out of curiosity...are you still active in it? I remembered recently that I'd made a similar team for Illogicopedia a few years ago and well, it kinda got me thinking.
Lord Assbutt the IVth (talk) 18:11, 25 September 2017 (UTC)
- Team Uncyclopedia is still active and has literally ones of users! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 29 September 2017 (UTC)
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