User talk:MyOwnBadSelf

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Archives (do not read unless you want to find out how this user attempted to paint himself up as a satirist):
1 (July 2015-all of 2016)

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Kippy, explain yourself.[edit source]

Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:32, 10 February 2017 (UTC)

Trashing my in-joke spoofs: You best believe that's a paddlin' – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:35, Feb. 10, 2017
Oh, OK, it's a parody. I get it now. I was sort of joking as well. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:36, 10 February 2017 (UTC)
The fuck is this, a comedy website? Get back to work! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:38, Feb. 10, 2017
Yes, it's a comedy website. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:39, 10 February 2017 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

As you may have guessed by now, our admins are incredibly lazy. If you find yourself requiring spam deleted and other such favours. Pls join us on irc. Also I gave you rollback access just now, because why not. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:03, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Filler message Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:08, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

Walrus idea[edit source]

I saw your idea about "WalrusYes" being a prog rock band composed of walruses. I personally think that would be a great idea for an article. You think you could toy around with that? Hell, I'd be willing to learn everything I could about Yes if it meant I'd have to write it myself. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:41, Mar. 24, 2017

Wynaut? Why not? Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 09:48, 25 March 2017 (UTC)

Should I?[edit source]

I think I might put vaporvwave on pee review? (E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 03:10, 14 April 2017 (UTC))

(message was posted twice) Yes, go on. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 07:12, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

Oh also, Wageslav vandalised my page to look like jimbo wales userpage. See this(E͇̰̠͓͑͌͐ͫ̅̐͛ͭ̀͢͠ͅw̠̱͚̱͕͉̼̝̙̉ͭ͗ͬ̈̿͌̅̄̂͂͜͢͝f̡̟̲̭͖̦͇̜̗̜̜̣̞̙̺̲̰̜̎͆ͮͫ͊ͥ̌͂̃͢n͙̟͉͍͙̻̪̞̬͎̱̬̝̻͚͇̟̩̍ͬ͗̎ͨ͑ͫ͗ͭ̑̓̇̊̆̇͗ͩ̅̀̚͜͝j̵̷̛̐ͭ̉̒̆̿̀͒͐̿̽̂͟͏̞̺͉̼̩̞̝͚̤̟̤̻̩͉̳ņ̶̞̱̻̥̙͇̩̠͈̺͓̖̰͍͍̌ͭ͗̈́ͅͅ 07:20, 14 April 2017 (UTC))

Are you talking to yourself? If Wageslav has vandalized your userpage, you should inform an admin right away. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 07:30, 14 April 2017 (UTC)
This is very odd. You're telling me that this user who had a nice conversation with me is a vandal? Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:05, 14 April 2017 (UTC)

Odd, did you?? Hey: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok okay okay6666666666 okey 4 tlide s s s s s sss s s s s s s s s s 70.71.90.6 (talk) 00:40, 17 April 2017 (UTC)

Please make an account. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 01:01, 17 April 2017 (UTC)
he doesn't feel like it --not MyOwnBadSelf Or Ewfnjn

That comment[edit source]

I would like you to examine some of my earlier works: Beryllium, 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya, Bob Brown and so forth. LOOK HOW BAD THEY ARE, badly formatted, lots of bad "jokes" and full of clichés. It took me a while to get a hang of this writing thing but I got there in the end. You can as well. We're going to get this Norway thing of your finished and then you're going to write more and more until finally you get something on that main page. It takes time, but you can and will learn. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:51, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

I suppose. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 23:03, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

Hello fellow non sockpuppet[edit source]

I see that your not a sock puppet either :) -- MB 02:14, 29 May 2017 (UTC)

Yes. Also it proves my talk page is in existence. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 05:09, 29 May 2017 (UTC)
They seem to come in and edit things that aren't supposed to be edited like userpages and user talk pages. -- MB

Vote, Please?[edit source]

Welcome back.[edit source]

You should drop by our new Discord server - we'd all love to talk with you :). AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 20:12 12 May 2019

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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