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I guess I'm back, so I suppose I should write at least 500 words detailing how I'm better than you.

I joined this site a really fuckin long time ago as a 13 year old with absolutely zero talent or redeeming value. I then quit in 2017 as a 20 year old with slightly more talent and slightly less redeeming value.

I still stand by everything I said in 2017, although with certain people removed from the site by force and a solid admim team it is doing better than I predicted. What has since changed is that back in 2010-2017 I viewed myself as a servant of the site, always trying to "make it work". Something I have taken to heart in the last 24 months is that my outlets should be serving me instead. As such I dropped out of a university course that I hated to persue a career as a chef, I started playing chess again and just the other week I had the thought "I love to write, why did I stop?" Basically I have reached the point where I longer care what the reader thinks. Is my content shit? Probably. Will nobody read it? Who cares. Is my welcome back piece self absorbed and homo? For sure.

I'm not here to patrol recent changes anymore, sure I'll squash a vandal if I catch them in the act or you want to point them out to me I'm here to write new stuff and re-write my old stuff. Basically think TKF with slightly less talent or RDB with slightly more.

Articles and stuff

100 reasons to ban Lyrithya - Alcohol - Beryllium - Blowjob - Bob Brown - Bogan - Boohbah - Chris Pyne - Codeine - Conservative - Crack Cocaine - Ernest Rutherford - Hillary Clinton - Holocaust jokes - HowTo:Become a sysop in 2008 or later - HowTo:Break Your Addiction to Uncyclopedia - HowTo:Cure homosexuality (Featured!) - HowTo:Make crime pay - HowTo:Really really really piss off Bizzeebeever‎ - HowTo:Speak like a bogan - HowTo:Quit wanking forever - Irrational number - James Cook (Featured!) - Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (Featured! (with RAHB)) - Minecraft (Featured! (with Snippy)) - Platinum (Featured!) - Prohibition (Featured!) - Radon - Rugrats - Scientist - The saddest page ever - The emperor of Barbados - Transvestite - Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT! - Uncyclopedia:RYA - Uncyclopedia:Create an account - Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless - UnDebate:Does wikia suck cock? - UnNews:Discussion of possible NRL ban for bringing cocaine into disrepute - UnNews:Endless whining about Trump grows so much, tilt of earth has changed to 24 degrees say NASA - UnNews:Gunman sighted in Australian school: Parents concerned about influence of American culture on today's youth - UnNews:Racism ended world wide because of Facebook status update - UnNews:Sonic the Hedgehog lacking in speed after massive amphetamine overdose - UnNews:Sri Lankan cricket team seek political asylum after losing test to Bangladesh - Wayne Swan - Why?:Revert the administrators (Featured!) - Why?:Develop Nuclear Weapons (with Matthlock)