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If your name is on the following list and you've come to have a whine at me, well I feel for you I really do....

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Happy to meet you Frosty, and I have just one question, how do I put my article on pee review? Thanks!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 01:46, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Well you can go to UN:PEE but I don't like your chances of getting a review. Pee review has been kind of dead lately. Try going on to IRC and ask people for their opinions. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:34, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Ozone and science[edit]

I don't mind the category removal...just curious why it was removed. Are you cleaning up the categories or is the science category too much of a stretch? --ShabiDOO 04:46, 15 July 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I'm trying to clean up the categories a bit here and there. Ozone was in both the "Science" and "Chemistry" category, Science was implied from Chemistry so yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:51, 15 July 2014 (UTC)
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:18, 17 July 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:56, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Where's mine?[edit]

Where is my signpost? I've subscribed a long time ago. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:58, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Read the text on the official USP™-page which is here; it says "To sign up for FREE HOME DELIVERY, simply add {{UnSignpost}} to your talkpage". And I'm not seeing any templates on your talkpage. So, umm, to get your USP in the future, adding the template on your talkpage might help a lot. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:22, 25 July, 2014 (UTC)
Yeah what Cat said. I know there used to be another list, but I couldn't find it O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:56, 25 July 2014 (UTC)


Ah..I forgot to click those back on. I decided to deOpp myself after talking with Scofield today. He asked an admin question here which I couldn't answer and then thought, it meant I shouldn't keep that title on this site any longer. I have busted myself back down to the privates and we all know where those jokes end up..on the IRC channel...:) --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:47, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

heh, no problem. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:49, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

The John Lennon article[edit]

Is there anything that I need to improve to get my John Lennon article in the mainspace?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 17:44, 31 July 2014 (UTC)

Probably, but if it's mainspace other people are more likely to edit in/give their input. So I'd say go for it :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:08, 31 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:44, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Sorry this is off topic[edit]

But would an article on the late 90s band The Prodigy be funny or not?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:11, 2 August 2014 (UTC)

Anything on anything at least somewhat notable can be funny. All you need to do is believe man... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:18, 2 August 2014 (UTC)

About the mirror wiki[edit]


I have questions regarding the mirror wiki

Will it ever get updated? I mean I get that it is an archival site, but archives sometimes do get clean ups and delete the deleted pages once in a while. I was wondering if somebody is watching it because I think certain deleted articles that had no place in both wikis still have no place even in the archives.

Is there a specific timeline for updating or does it never get updated at all?

Thank you

PS.) Thank you for the welcome message PPS.) Excuse my bad grammar

FastSteelVan (talk) 17:15, 3 August 2014 (UTC)

I used to watch the mirror wiki, but then I saw a squirrel and started chasing after it. I've been chasing it ever since. I think it might be a mirage, but if I told that to the cabal they'd fire me. And I don't mean just taking away my job, I mean actually setting fire to me. I've got the power of magic, so I wouldn't die, but still, it's pretty annoying. Or so I've heard. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 17:50, 3 Aug 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Yeah nobody really cares about the mirror. Simsilikesims is your best bet if you have any questions about it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:50, 5 August 2014 (UTC)


Tx for a reasoned comment on today's drama forum. Snarglefoop (talk) 01:36, 4 August 2014 (UTC)

You're welcome I guess? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:51, 5 August 2014 (UTC)


As I explain here, this article is a direct import from the Wikia site. It isn't this particular writer's work as the edit history reveals over there. In reference to a discussion with RAHB back in January 2013, this importing of articles (unless you were the author) was officially discouraged here. I am presuming it is just a mistake by the writer but since I am no longer an admin here, I can't delete the article on this site. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:48, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

So I'm correct in assuming you/SPIKE don't want to share the work? Consider it deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:57, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Yes. Thanks Frosty. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:59, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
I'm drafting a policy on sharing articles between the versions to avoid people doing this. Like, I don't see how it's a problem if you're the author/you have the author's permission. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:17, 8 August 2014 (UTC)


Thanks for the page you have created on both Unc sites. I think asking people which site they prefer may have this page ending in long lists (perhaps). May be just easier that when admins on either site see this happening, they just point the user(s) to the page instead which I think explains it clearly. (I will paste this over there too). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:45, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

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I tried to create a new userpage but it says I was banned from creating new pages! Why? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:23, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

You're not banned, and I have no idea what the issue is. I had Banzaikitten see if he could make an article in your userspace, and he could, so I don't know what's going on. I'd need to know the exact title you were trying to create, and the error message it gave you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Fri, Aug 8 '14 14:35 (UTC)
I can't post messages on #Uncyclopedia IRC! “== Cannot send to channel: #uncyclopedia” Please help me, or my life is over! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:43, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
@MagicBus: I have no idea why you can't do that... What was the exact title? Maybe something about it is banned from being created?
@Chaoarren: I have no idea why you can't message people on IRC, you were definitely connected properly? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:47, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
I was trying to create User:MagicBus after I moved it to User:MagicBus/Templates. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:15, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Here was the message: You do not have permission to create pages, for the following reason:

The title "User:MagicBus" has been banned from creation. It matches the following blacklist entry: User:[A-Z][a-z]+[A-Z][a-z]+ <casesensitive> -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:22, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Oh ydeah your username seems to conflict with that rule >.< I created your userpage for you btw, but I'll probably remove that line from the blacklist if it's blocking legitimate editors. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:30, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for creating it. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:50, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Blocking request switch[edit]

Hi. Spike blocked me for something way top trivial and could have just talked about and solved it with a lesser urge to lash out. Can you please read the bottom of my talk page, and then the VFD nom where they are trying to get rid of Miley Spears excellent page 'Preteen sluts', and I talk about why it should be kept (and if anybody reading this website jumps, please consider voting on VFD to save it, for the Discordian American Princesses in all of us - a reference to its author, user:Miley Spears.). Can you unblock me there, because I have edits to still do on the present dialogue which Spike doesn't seem to know how to handle well (he handles lots of things well, but has blind spots in his communication abilities, imnho, and with a banstick in his golfbag he lashes out rather than discusses.) Thanks for at least considering it, and please check out the VFD comments as well. Cool snot and hairy traveling to you! Aleister 3:45 10-8-14

Not really sure unblocking you and participating in a rather tedious discussion on Wikia is a good idea considering I just recently declared that I wouldn't really be making community decisions for them. Yeah I agree SPIKE is far too trigger happy when words on talk pages would do the same job (something I've tried discussing with him before), but to unblock you after saying "I'm not taking part in community discussions anymore" seems somewhat contradictory. I understand your frustration about this, particularly how HoratioMan64 has done little more than hang around on VFD while writing nothing himself and the fact that Preteen slut is actually a well written article, but sorry man I don't feel I should intervene... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:07, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
The other site is poorer for you not participating as much, giving Spike even more of a free hand when he dwells in areas in which his judgement is lacking. No admin is stepping in to stop him at these points (for example, he has a way of just rewriting policy pages when an issue seems to be going against him). There is a new crop of censors signing up as members, so if you and others here can go in and at least save or prolong 'Preteen sluts' life on VFD that would be cool. It's at minus four now and SPikE will likely huff it as soon as it hits five (when he wants an article gone he lets it linger on VFD for many hundreds of hours until it goes his way, but one like this he'd likely huff as soon as he can, out of ignorance of what satire is imnho). Oh well. All we can do is feature it here, so as to protect it from the new crowd signing up and huffing what they consider 'bad' when in reality it's a perfectly written page. Aleister 12:20 10-8-14
Aleister, Frosty is totally wise to just let it all go. Frosty should be the crat there...I'm sure he'd whip that place into shape in no time. The current crat there is useless and likely amused by the whole thing. I doubt he gives a rats ass about the never ending grief and sadness that SPIKE causes. You're on your own Ali and I think Frosty would be silly to try otherwise without crat power. --ShabiDOO 16:30, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
So, I'm alone on a sinking lifeboat, abandoned by all those who knew when it had a sense of satire. That page, 'Preteen slut' is a masterwork of saying and allowing the reader to experience exactly the opposite of how it's written. That's a major aspect of satire. And SPIKE now has a couple or few people who've signed up, one of them to solely go after what he's perceiving as pre-teen or teen sex, who doesn't know squat about satire and I was trying to educate him when SPIKE banned me for a day. Banned like a beast of prey for removing his comment on my talk page on a topic I was coming on to post and edit my remarks to the noobie censor, who I was a bit of a dick too (but not enough to ban, enough to point out the error). So can a couple of you at least go over and vote to Save 'Preteen slut'? And since I'm banned, and being told by Anton that Miley didn't write it, I can't go correct my mistake on the page - the mistake being on who the author is but in no way lessening the satire on the page. Thanks, Aleister gets in sinking lifeboat and, once my ban ends, will once again try to talk some sense into the captain who's bailing the buckets of water in and not out.
Sorry Ali. I know it sucks. But it's a hopeless cause. I sympathise with you but I see no reason to continue subjecting ourselves to that place and its dysfunctional grief and sadness. The sooner you let it go the happier you will be. It's like an abusive relationship. You want to stick around for old time sakes but it was over years ago and will never get better. Sorry Ali :( --ShabiDOO 19:09, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
Yeah Shabidoo summed it nicely, my authority on Wikia is in theory equal to SPIKE's. However my attempts to reason with him were not met with 'crat support so I can't really do much about him. Put it on VFH here, FU WIKIA. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:11, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
The problem is he has blind spots and won't admit it. He has almost always, and this goes back a long way, misanalysed my motives and then accuses me publicly in user space. Not only does he misanalyse them, and then publicly spew the garbage that's going on in his mind, but he usually gets it "opposite wrong". My real thought process is usually just the opposite of what he says. It's a phenomena I've seen before. He has a vastly different and more restrictive take on things than was average for uncy a few years ago. That wouldn't be bad if the rest of the admins would kick his ass sometimes and tell him where he's wrong. VFD'ing 'Preteen slut' shows, to me, a lack of understanding of satire. But for SPIKE not to remove it once another legit point-of-view has been explained to him - as I did on the article's nominaton - to continue to VFD it knowing that another logical point of view exists, is hurting the core of wikia uncy. On one level pov, the page is about preteen sluts who want to suck your dick. That's the one he wants to VFD, and the noobies, especially the so-far single-issue noob who talked him into it, don't understand the concept of satire, imnho. Good satire has the lesson buried within the words, and SPIKE and the Spikettes miss that entirely. Hollywood is making preteen sluts out of child actresses, with the willing consent of their money-hungry parents, so the big studios can reap in box office profits by using the meme from time to time. glug glug glug, three men, in a tub (uncy wikia at the present moment). Aleister 3:17 11-8=14
Yeah. Shitty situation. --ShabiDOO 19:57, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
I presume I am the useless crat mentioned above at the Wikia site! All articles (bar those featured) can be at any time voted off for deletion by those active on the site. Preeteen Slut had no special preservation label attached to it there. If it becomes a feature here, well then it will last as long as this site remains active. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:55, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
I suppose I am one of the "Spikettes" mentioned above. I took both your point of view and Spike's point of view into consideration when reading the article for myself. I thought the article went too far, and a good comedian knows where to draw the line. If I frequently show solidarity with Spike, it is because I think for the most part, admins should present a united front. But if I think he was wrong in banning someone, I will unban or reduce their ban. Most of the time when he rewrites policy documents, he is closing loopholes that people have taken advantage of. He does tend to see things in black and white rather than shades of grey, and does get heavy on the banstick, and is sometimes too exacting in his standards, especially on the newbies. I haven't been around as much lately to help moderate these tendencies, I'm afraid. But I do not automatically rubber stamp everything he does, to make things clear. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:27, 14 August 2014 (UTC)


Help! I've fallen and I can't turn up!  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:05 8.11.14

pwnt ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:12, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
I saw an Australian's tits before. They were nice. Here name was Elizabeth and she was blonde. Do you know her?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 05:38 8.12.14
You mean Australian Elizabeth with an tits? Yeah...everybody knows her. --ShabiDOO 04:17, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
Sir Peasewhizz's mother you mean? Yeah I know her. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:26, 14 August 2014 (UTC)


What makes you think I have need for speed? Rocketsled (talk) 23:51, 13 August 2014 (UTC)

Everybody has a Need for Speed.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 02:41 8.14.14
ಠ_ಠ Rocketsled (talk) 03:12, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
speed 4 lyf ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:59, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

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Spike II[edit]

“He is not just shit at HTML but at English and at humor. The only thing he is not shit at is diverting people from writing funny pages”
~ Spike

Shabidoo Got banned for saying Spike was "Petty and nasty". As far as I am aware the rules apply to everyone --TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:56, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

Hi Wikiman umm could you link to where the quote is from? I'm curious, if SPIKE bans someone for calling "nasty", calling somebody else as shit isn't acceptable at all and extremely hypocritic. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:23, 20 August, 2014 (UTC)
Here you go. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:26, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for the link, I left a comment at uncyclowikia which I shouldn't have done but I did so anyway (:D). Waiting for bans, feels good Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:39, 20 August, 2014 (UTC)
Your comment is not rude. If you get blocked for it, then I am leaving the other uncyclopedia. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:47, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
No need to discuss it, we know what spike is like. Just stop editting on wikia and stay here is my advice. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Wagwan?)B 13:58, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

What the actual fuck. Ok yeah I'll repeat Banzaikitten a bit; If you are unhappy with SPIKE (I'm guessing several of you are as you keep coming to my talk page to complain about him) then please leave Wikia and come here.

First of all, we don't ban people unless they are way out of line, not if they are asking for help.

Second of all, he is not going to change. I was opposed to his opping from day one, his behavior at the time was particularly shitty towards Sir Peasewhizz and frankly, his fucking loss. Sir Peasewhizz (or Kamek98 as he was known then) has written several featured articles and over 80 articles in total and all SPIKE did was bitch and moan whenever he was asked for help. I opposed his opping, I'm still opposed to it but democracy and shit.

Third of all, I'm not going to do anything. As stated above somewhere my link to Wikia is little more than reverting vandals and publishing my articles there. I'm not going to undo bans (bans on Aleister, Shabidoo, etc have been unjust and pointless I agree, but I'm not going to overturn decisions and cause drama).

Pretty much summarizes everything. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:48, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

I see that last year on the Ministry of Love there was a furrom about deoping Spike. I wonder if I started one would the result be different TheWikiMan026 (talk) 17:57, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
Look, WikiMan, Frosty had already said that his talkpage is not a place for discussing Spike or uncyclowikia's politics in general. If you have a problem with a specific Spike's action (such as his message on ScottPat's talkpage), why don't you talk to him politely and explain how you feel about it? I think this will be a better solution that to open another de-oppememt forum, whose pnly result will be further drama and hurt feelings? If you have a problem with Spike or uncyclowikia in general, then, as we have already said, you can stop editing there. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:44, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
WikiMan that's a great idea! Please do it! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 23:21, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
The comments I made were dickish and were worthy of a block but I don't regret it for a second. Until SPIKE is de-opped there is no chance in hell his pettiness and nastiness will ever stop. That place is a sinking rotting ship of moudly death and you'll go sinking down with it if you stick around there. --ShabiDOO 01:02, 25 August 2014 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

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Ye be welcome ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:35, 26 August 2014 (UTC)

Ban from IRC[edit]

I am very sorry for posting a hairy rear on IRC. Is there anything I can do to lift my ban, i.e. give blowjobs, pay money, eat potatoes, stop being annoying, anything? TheRealSexyFluttershy @ (talk) 01:25, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

Yeah just pm somebody, I'm not on IRC much at the moment. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:46, 31 August 2014 (UTC)

any thoughts on this?[edit]

Forum:Spam people called things like JamesBargman Leverage (talk) 09:38, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I'll check it out :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:47, 31 August 2014 (UTC)