User talk:Frosty

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Change the USP to Sundays?[edit]

I can start doing them on Sundays now that I am back in school, but I'm taking Honors classes so all teachers are stacking tons of homework papers in a neat pile upon my dick so Thursday/Friday will be difficult. Btw thank you for doing it last week. Oh, wait. I'm just joshing your chain. I know you're in college Frostying it up so yeah go ham.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:03 9.05.14

Yeah sunday is good. Yah I don't have much time for writing it at the moment, going out tonight and all day tomorrow. Plus I have mid-semester exams coming up... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:10, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
Exams suck but don't lie about having friends :D.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:22 9.05.14

Faggot thinks he can archive just like that with that kind of edit summary[edit]

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<3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:52, 5 September 2014 (UTC)


The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

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Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

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May contain traces of humor!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

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Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

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Hey Frosty could you do me a favour? Could you go here and mark any three topics on this list for me? Since I made the shortlist of topics for the competition...I think it would only be fair that someone makes a shorter list for me (and makes it a little more challenging)! You could make them bold or put an asterisk next to any three...doesn't matter how. Would appreciated it :) CHAAAAAS!! --ShabiDOO 04:44, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

Oh sorry I ignored you, I guess the thing is done now? Sorry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:39, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
So, why were you pissed at all? Welcome back :) Talk Mattsnow 05:40, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Hi, I never sleep. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:42, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh but I wasn't. Not really, that was just a misleading clichéd kind of joke thing. I just took a month away, but now I am here. Hooray. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:45, 12 October 2014 (UTC)

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

The USP is going to be every two weeks[edit]

Since I'm the only one who ever makes it.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:19 10.13.14

I could do it every second week probs. What day? And are doing it this week or next? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:48, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
shit i forgot to reply lol. Yeah, it was this week. This week's one is very very short and stupid but it is ready to be delivered with the Special:MassMessage tool. Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141019.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:18 10.19.14
k done, I'll do it for next Sunday. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:28, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
That sounds like a plan. My friend and his mom are coming down from New York to Pittsburgh so I won't be here next weekend. Thanks, I appreciate it.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:34 10.19.14
My apologies, I wasn't able to get it done. Things came up and I lost access to unrestricted internet (i.e Uncyclopedia was blocked). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:23, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
It's fine. I have to write a WWII Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki research paper this weekend, however.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:09 10.30.14

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

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The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

Pee review[edit]

If you have time can you pee review one of my articles? Thanks a lot Snowman King!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 00:55, 21 October 2014 (UTC)

Sure, why not it's been a while. I'll do it tomorrow, have you submitted a request on UN:PEE correctly? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:36, 21 October 2014 (UTC)

Paul McCartney Pee Review[edit]

If you have the time...--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 01:03, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

Oh yeah, sorry. I did the thing it's done! I lost access to Uncyclopedia for a few days. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:21, 30 October 2014 (UTC)


My thumb is big and my phone screen is small. Sausage finger x 2 Leverage (talk) 11:41, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

Ah ok, makes sense. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:14, 2 November 2014 (UTC)


thanks. :3 -hipcrime 20:27, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

You're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:14, 2 November 2014 (UTC)

Pee review prodigy[edit]

Can you do one?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 21:11, 5 November 2014 (UTC)

Yep, you'll just have to wait a few days for it. I have an exam on Monday I should really be studying for... Some time after that (tuesday, wednesday next week). That cool? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:13, 7 November 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

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Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:46, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I'll go do that fo' sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:59, 17 November 2014 (UTC)


Did you forget? --Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 03:07, 2 December 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I'm not very good at remembering... Also I'm quite lazy... Try asking this guy (if he's around, I think he is?) He likes doing pee review and I'm told he's quite good at it. But me? Yeah forgetful and very very lazy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:11, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
If he declines or doesn't respond by say... Friday, then I'll do it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:12, 2 December 2014 (UTC)

Are you just being fucking lazy?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 23:48, 5 December 2014 (UTC)

Yeah pretty much actually. To review an article I have to be in a reviewing mood, alongside being in a writing mood or for that matter "not doing nothing" mood. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:45, 6 December 2014 (UTC)


TigerManCP put this unfinished article into mainspace. I blocked him for 24 hours according to his UN:OFFICE restrictions, but you mentioned something about an indefinite block after the next violation. I didn't want to indefinitely block him without talking to you first. Do you think the 1 day ban is sufficient or should he be blocked forever? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:08, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

Looking over his recent contributions, I've found that he's moved additional unfinished articles like User:TigerManCP/Hasbro and debatably User:TigerManCP/Oliver Hardy into the mainspace in the last few hours. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:25, 6 December 2014 (UTC)
Thankyou for being this to my attention. I have banned him for a length of time consistent with when I believe he will turn 16 (I'm soft, I know). ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:57, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

Is it just me?[edit]

Or is this site becoming moribund? When I left there was a few edits, now it seemed smaller.

Also, the Uncyclopedia promotion on deviantART is not working. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:42, 2 January 2015 (UTC)

yeah Uncyclopedia is kill. RIP. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:51, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

k lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:23, 1 February 2015 (UTC)


Greetings, Sir Frosty. I have been informed that you were the one who had banned me from IRC. I am not angry, however I would like the ban to be put to an end, OR at the very least, be given an explanation as to why you banned from IRC. We can talk this out and reach some sort of an agreement, I'm sure. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 04:57, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

What? I swear I unbanned you. I'll look into it... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC)
1) Thank you. 2) Huh? Again? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 07:45, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

Jeffrey Lebowski[edit]

My first article in the mainspace! Check it out dude!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 16:27, 8 April 2015 (UTC)

This reply is probably tragically outdated, but ok I will :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:53, 21 April 2015 (UTC)

goo dot gl[edit]

Hello Frosty

I have been making films now, and am releasing one related to Uncyclopedia on my youtube channel. The url kicked out an issue, not sure what I need to do.Kevillips (TMS) MUN,CM,NS 00:58, 8 May 2015 (UTC)

Uh what kind of error? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:54, 22 May 2015 (UTC)


Que? Why? Quoi? Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 05:04, 23 May 2015 (UTC)

It does magical things like revert vandalism easy, allow you to suppress redirects and patrol edits. Also tokenism, it's a pretty big tokenism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:56, 6 June 2015 (UTC)
I apologise for vandalising this site as, by the way. Thanks. Weasels. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 12:01, 23 June 2015 (UTC)
I can barely remember 3 hours ago, let alone 3 years... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:41, 28 June 2015 (UTC)
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Thanks for the unblocking. I will sit out the Fork for a couple of days (self imposed ban for engaging in historical drama without benefit of an admin status codpiece) and then return here to tidy up. After that, I will ask yourself or Mad Max to lock the user and talk pages and leave the children behind (i.e. stuff wot I wrote - Dec 2008 - January 2013).

--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

No problem. Not sure if MadMax is around these days and I am not really much myself either. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:46, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
That's ok. No great pressing requirement for that to be done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:40, 22 July 2015 (UTC)

Hey little kid[edit]

I saw and ripped off your age template and used it on my user page. Did you know I'm almost exactly a year older than you? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:48, 2 July 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I did, I always make it my business to know these things... Yes... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:45, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
I can't remember 3 years ago either, ya cat... MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:49, 20 July 2015 (UTC)