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I sorry...

I mistook some IP's shit for yours and this is unacceptable, so I really AM sorry. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:55, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

It wasn't shit literally, only in literal sense. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:56, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
Dude... What? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:05, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

Quick question

You wouldn't know who's running Uncyclopedia's YouTube channel, would you? MadMax (talk) 01:22, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

I would probably guess Hotadmin4u69. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:48, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Ok thanks. MadMax (talk) 03:49, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Move button

I'm really anxious to move some of the articles I've been working on in my userspace into mainspace, but for some reason (perhaps it's the computer's fault) I can't find the "move" button on this new version of Uncyclopedia. Can you help me out? User:Matthlock/sig2 22:04, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Are you using the vector skin? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:05, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
'Scuze me? User:Matthlock/sig2 22:26, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
Well if you are, you will notice a little arrow on the right. If you run your cursor over it, it should give you a move option. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:35, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, Frosty. I'll get straight to it. :) User:Matthlock/sig2 22:43, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Two things

  1. Can you please delete the redirect Rubik's Cube and move Rubik's cube to it, so it has the proper capitalisation.
  2. Rubik's cube (disambiguation) is a pretty useless disambiguation page. I think it probably should just be deleted, but take a look at it and see what you think.

That's all, thanks. --Snippy 05:38, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

Frosty the Snow Nigga???!!!

YOU ARE SOOOO RACIST! </3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:33 3.10.13

[1] — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 19:18, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM. User:Matthlock/sig2 01:19, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

why did you revert me

Title said it--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 09:57, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

To quote what I said on IRC "Because duh". ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:07, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

Questions

  1. Does the experiences of being an admin send a tingle up your leg, or is it more work than you expect?
  2. I always wondered, does the excitement of being an Australian ever wane out, or is it always a good time like I always imagine it?
  3. What is your gmail address (or email address, I don't really care) so we can talk to each other when I'm not on Uncyclopedia?

User:Matthlock/sig2 01:26, 15 March 2013 (UTC)

Matthlock, as an Australian myself, I personally have found that the thrill of being one does not wane in any way over the years. The food tastes great all year round (Tomato Sauce, yeah), the beer is always cold, and the sheila's are always smokin' (especially after a few nice cold beers). - Strainj1 08:13, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
What he said. And the power never fades... I thought i gave you email at some point also O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:51, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
Yeah but I forgot what it was. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:40, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Creating parody template of WP's IPA template

Is there anyway to create a parody of Wikipedia's IPA template? I've recreated the effect using {{fakelink}} in a few articles (e.g. Albania) but it's a lot harder doing it this way. MadMax (talk) 20:12, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

I don't know how that thing actually works O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:16, 9 April 2013 (UTC)

Forum:Happy Monkey 2013: March 20

Is this okay? (I haven't gotten on Uncyclopedia till tonight, but it's still March 20th where I live. I really want to take part if I'm still allowed to) User:Matthlock/sig2 03:32, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

You can probably sign up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:40, 21 March 2013 (UTC)
Actually I probably don't have enough time to help out Cat, now that I look at it. It's the thought that counts though, right? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:44, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

Can you adopt me?

Hi. I'm a fellow noob who doesn't know the ropes, can you adopt me? --RedHot (talk) 01:07, 31 March 2013 (UTC)

sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:15, 31 March 2013 (UTC)
Frosty's a great adopter. Trust me. I love him. He's the best adopter ever. I really enjoy having him as my friend. Oh my God. He is so great. Plus, Frosty's an Australian so you can bask in another culture while he helps you out, RedHot. And I mean all that, Frosty. I don't think anybody else could have been a better adopter than you. Seriously. :) User:Matthlock/sig2 02:53, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

move

I tried to move User:Snippy/Lab/Deadmau5 over the redirect Deadmau5, but all it did was pop up a bunch of red text saying I didn't have permission or something. Are you not allowed to move userpages over redirects? Or am I just hallucinating? --Snippy 08:43, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Done, you have to have the redirect deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:23, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
ok thanks.--Snippy 09:45, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Vandalism at the other side

Would you please change the skin back on the other site that you changed to the horrendous wikia skin, even if it is April idiots day. There was no vote, no discussion, and as you well know, nobody can edit with that going on. There was also a vandal loose a few hours ago that nobody banned, even while you and sims were there. I've asked SPIKE to change the stuff back, but he may not even be awake yet from his drunken April Fools-Eve party last night. Thanks. Aleister 9:57 1-4-'13

I don't think a vote is required to stage an April fools day joke, voting would raise awareness and it wouldn't be a joke... As for the vandal, I didn't bother to check the edits completely because I knew SPIKE would examine them with an electron microscope eventually. The two I did check seemed fairly normal so I didn't look into it further. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:31, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

File:Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dead at 53.mp3

I think I may have made a mistake uploading this file. Could you help me out with this? User:Matthlock/sig2 03:54, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

What kind of mistake do you think it is? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:26, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
It's not loading. Sorry for intruding, but it's my article after all...All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 13:35, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
Yup, that's exactly the case. It works on a Windows but no so much on a Mac. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:16, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

ohm

dex 111344 is back — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 21:29:41 2013/04/05 UTC

677-That_makes_me_moist.jpg ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:48, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Dear Frosty

I came here just to let you know, that you're fricken retarded. Dawg backwards is Gwad. Lots of love, and no harm intended.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:04 4.06.13

Seems legit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:49, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
Yep.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:33 4.06.13

Need help with my article.

Hey, so my McDonalds article is nearing completion but I don't know what to write for the opening sentence, I did have one which was wordy but all I'm left with is a single sentence. I honestly do not know what to place there, can you help me out? RedHot (talk) 06:25, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Parhaps make a joke about the ratio of Americans to McDonalds restaurants. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:40, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

Could you bring back one of my articles?

There was an article I requested to have deleted on QVFD last year, because I thought it was bland. Only lately have I realized that, although this userspace article is bland in the singular, if it was mixed in with another article, it might actually make brilliant satire. As such, I request that you resurrect User:Matthlock/WIP/All That Money Wants. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:02, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

Here's a troll...

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You nice 'n' mad then? hey?


ENJOY!!! Ahretrop (talk) 20:44, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Frosty. Sincerely, Denza252, NOT D3NZ4two52. The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 22:20, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

I thought of a great idea

Since you're my second best bud on this site (after Cat the Colourful, no offense), and since you're my adoptor, I thought we should collaborate together on. You got any articles you need somebody else to pitch in and help with? (I'll do anything, as long as it's not Australia-related, since I've never been to that country although I've always wanted to). Just give me the word. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:45, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

I am currently not writing anything, but sure some time perhaps. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:10, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
I could maybe help out the one on doing it, I mean, there's no point in leaving a great idea just lie around in the dust. I also find the one on grifting interesting also. Most people don't know what that is, but I do (thanks to an episode of the Simpsons I watched). Even my Marketing teacher, who knew about almost every marketing technique in history didn't know what this was surprisingly. So I could maybe help out on the one on Grifting also. The thing with nuclear weapons also sounds promising. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:20, 25 April 2013 (UTC)
Haa haa Frosty! I'm his best bud! :D lol Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:52, 2 May, 2013 (UTC)

request

I uploaded this image a while ago, then QVFD'd because I didn't want it, but now want it again. If it's possible, can you restore it? Thanks.--Snippy 11:43, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

Yup done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:47, 25 April 2013 (UTC)

User:Frosty/WIP/Why?:Develop Nuclear Weapons

I added a little bit of stuff to this article. I think it's done and ready for mainspacing, unless you can think of another scenario, which I can write a section for too. I really think this article has potential. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:40, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

'N Sync

Was redirected to a better version? Seriously, because I don't see any difference... Lord Scofield Stark 20:14, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

idk it was different and looked better. renom if u think it sucks enough. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:04, 13 May 2013 (UTC)

From Romartus

I saw you message about taking a break. Good luck with your studies. Did they ever get the guy who knocked you over in his car? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:50, 17 May 2013 (UTC)

Thankyou kind sir and yes they did. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:02, 17 May 2013 (UTC)

What?!?!

No! Come back here! How dare you! Of all the things... what in the... I ...

Man, this sucks. YOU suck.

Worst part is, I didn't even find out about it until today.

*Sigh*. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 23 '13 1:51 (UTC)

I came back and came... at the same time. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:50, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:30 (UTC)

I know we haven't talked in a while, but..

Its me, Denza (not an account name, but a general pseudonym for me) now known as DungeonSiegeAddict510. And I know we haven't interacted much, if at all, but I really need your help. You see, the reason I don't use the account Denza252 anymore, is because it got hacked a while back. Fast forward to today. I got banned for a creative commons liscense violation. Then, the hacker shows up using my old account, gets it banned, and creates a sockpuppet. Long story short, if for some reason the checkuser that is about to be run on the accounts somehow shows me as the imposter, then I'm fucked. So could you please say something in the wikiaz to SPIKE or Simsilikesims that DungeonSiegeAddict510 is the real one? The only 2 IPs that I have used, are 98.232.108.7 and 146.129.242.84 (my school IP). If you can help, I will be in your debt. Thank you in advance. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 23:54, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

nvm, it got resolved. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:52, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Dear Frosty the Snow Nigga

It's been a while, but I've returned to inform you that you are gay. De nada.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 02:11 7.02.13

nou ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:38, 2 July 2013 (UTC)
:D --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 08:22, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Janitorial question

Hey Frosty. I noticed on this thread that maintenance duties take up a lot of time for editors. Is there anything specific that needs to be done? MadMax (talk) 08:47, 3 July 2013 (UTC)

Not really at the moment because I cleaned up all the various backlogs I was thinking of. I hope mainly that everyone will try and keep on top of it rather than letting it build up again. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:22, 3 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 17:50, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Hello

And thank you for nominating me for the Noob Of The Moment! Anton (talk) 10:06, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:36, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

This talkpage

Needs more penis. --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 13:18, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

I agree. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:24 8 July 2013

[Previous pornographic content deleted]

Now that's more like it! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Hcsm.pngThis is just an image, idiotShitBevanz provided the images 14:26, 8 July 2013 (UTC)
Yes. Yes it is... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:31 8 July 2013

Thank you

For giving me the rollbacks! Is it because I got them on uncyclowiki? Anton (talk) 06:32, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

No, it's cause we just need active users to have rollbacks... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:32 12 July 2013
Oh, ok. Anton (talk) 06:40, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
I actually didn't know you did on uncyclowikia, but I suppose because you're of the active and helpful sort. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:43, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks! Anton (talk) 07:11, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

dropping by

stay Frosty, my friend. also, your note at the top suggests using an absent "+ next to the edit tab". consider fixing that, if you're inclined. -hipcrime 15:21, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

Try "Add topic" --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:19, 15 July 2013 (UTC) (Ur sig is teh gay)
I use monobook which is probably why. oops. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:25, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Can you, please

Make Llwy-ar-lawr autopatrolled? She is neither a vandal, nor a spammer and is helping the site (at least, the uncyclowiki). Anton (talk) 19:18, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

Already done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:27, 16 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks and I am back. Sorry for not responding earlier. Anton (talk) 14:44, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Socky?

Was that a wiki-assisted suicide? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:32, 18 July 2013 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it was a joke. I miss socky :( ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:46, 19 July 2013 (UTC)

Why is it that it took so long for you to react to Count to a million?

Seriously, if you wanted to do something to stop people from going on that thread, you should have done something about it back in 2008, when it was started. Don't act like it's anything new, it's been going on for more than five years now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:22, 07/19/2013

It's fucking annoying to see users spend 90% of their time editing forums the average reader does not care about. Sure edit it now and then but forums is not what uncyclopedia is/was ever about. It's about writing funny articles. That mission is further and further distanced from with every worthless forum edit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:48, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
It might be annoying, but the amount of time spent on editing that forum is nowhere near the time needed to write a decent article. It is just used as relief from the petty arguing this site has become. Anyway as long as Kirby and TheHappySpaceman vote on VFH, who really cares? Plenty of people don't write anymore, but stick around because they enjoy the community. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:53 19 July 2013
People that don't contribute frustrate those that do into quitting or ceasing to contribute. Maybe if we all contributed a bit this laziness issue wouldn't be an issue. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:57, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
Perhaps bringing back colonization would help. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:59 19 July 2013
Such programs turn into a lot of talking and a hopeless pile of fail. People just need to be dedicated and write. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:01, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
@Frosty: Yeah, I'm just surprised that you hadn't been opposed to it since 2008 and only started freaking out about it now. Also, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I'm lazy and I can't write worth crap. Seriously, do you know how many articles I have written for Uncyclopedia? Three. And how many of them were deleted? Two. That's how bad I am: a whole 2/3 of my articles have been deleted. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 07:51, 07/19/2013
Write more then. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:55, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
also i didnt register until 2010. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:55, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
@Frosty: What part of "I can't write worth crap" can't you understand? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 08:02, 07/19/2013
try ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:17, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
@Frosty: What part of "I've already tried repeatedly and all my attempts sucked" can't you understand? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 08:30, 07/19/2013
Practise makes perfect. Giving up is gay. Try again. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:06, 23 July, 2013 (UTC)
PS. Guess how many times I've been token down? And I haven't given up. I bet you can do it. Look at your soul and try... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:11, 23 July, 2013 (UTC)

Re-informing you of the rules

One of them is "Don't be a dick". And while I hate to say it, you've been becoming incredibly dickish as of late.

The header on Forum:Count to a million is really unnecessary and really serves no purpose, since most of the people who visit that thread have either written articles before or can't write worth crap. Furthermore, it sounds like a personal attack on everyone who visits the thread: "THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS SITE WAS MADE TO BE USED FOR. STOP CIRCLE JERKING IN A MEANINGLESS FORUM AND GO CONTRIBUTE SOME MEANINGFUL AND LASTING CONTENT." Maybe if there's a way you can rephrase that? When people feel like they're being attacked, they're less likely to do what you want them to do.

Oh yeah, and the hidden text too: "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THIS NOTICE. EDIT AN ARTICLE. WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY WHICH INVOLVES LOCKING THIS FORUM. MOST OF THE USERBASE WILL NOT CARE, LITERALLY FIVE OF YOU EDIT THIS SHITTY FORUM ANYWAY." So basically, what you're saying is: "SLAVERY IS PRODUCTIVITY. FUN IS LAZINESS. FROSTY IS WATCHING YOU."

I don't expect a response, since you'll just delete this. Because you're like the only active admin on this site anymore, I suppose it stands to reason that you can treat everybody else like shit under your feet. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-20T01:31

I did this because I am tired of seeing it. Uncyclopedia was created as a parody of Wikipedia not as a site for you to create forums that serve little to no purpose other than to waste ever increasing amounts of time, frustrate writers because their efforts are largely ignored in favor of these forums & create the general off site opinion that Uncyclopedians are immature children.
You've never even attempted to write an article, you're 481 edits have never even seen 1 mainspace edit so don't tell me you can't do something you've never attempted. Yes active admins are running low, why? Because they are tired of cleaning up a site that is basically dying because articles get deleted and never get replaced. I am tired of trying to be democratic about issues like article writing and stupid forums because ignorant assholes that have never even tried to contribute just turn any such forum into a complete and utter joke full of votes, irrelevant garbage & pointless banter with absolutely no result. Being nice and democratic on a wiki does not work, Uncyclopedia tried it for 8 and a half years and failed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:47, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
@Frosty: I think what Kırby is trying to say is, keep the warning, but rephrase it so it doesn't come off as an insult to everybody who visits the forum. As he said, people are more likely to do what you want them to do if they don't feel like they're being directly attacked. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:27, 07/20/2013
Whoops, never mind. It's better now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 03:09, 07/20/2013
And what I'm saying as you people edit nothing other than talkpages and forums. Please at least try to be fresh and original on this site. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:48, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

Game of Thrones: The Board Game

Will this image do? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 03:40, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Yes, maybe. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:49, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

DON'T KILL ME!

I edited your talkpage thing, because it was a bit outdated! GOMENOSAI, FROSTY-SEMPAI! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:49, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

:O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:49, 28 July 2013 (UTC)

Dude, nobody asked you.

Please unprotect the "Count to a million" forum. You can't just do that, you can't just say, "Oh hey, nobody likes this thread because I say so. And this thread is over becase I say so." You can't just do that. Now unprotect it. Now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 22:14, 07/28/2013

Er... I'd just wait a week. Besides, (I don't want to sound like a jerk, but...) you should have edited the mainspace/anything a bit more. Even some spellchecking would have sufficed. I'm sorry... but... frosty's right. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:21, 28 July 2013 (UTC)
If you refer you yourself to Exhibit A your almost 2,000 edits are almost 60% dedicated to forums and 2% to articles. I also asked you to edit articles with a fancy header and then somebody made it a "nicer" header, yet you people seemed to edit it more than ever. So eh... No. I think you should use this week to prove that locking it forever is not a thing that needs doing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:43, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
I would only be in favor of locking it forever for the fact that it would quietly end with me having the last word with bullshit non-sequiturs about astronomy, My Little Pony and a manufactured Will Smith meme. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:08, Jul. 29, 2013

Just because you don't think a thread is "funny" doesn't give you the right to ruin the fun for everyone else. I wouldn't even bother judging BHOP threads anyway, since they're not actual content and thus aren't subject to the same quality requirements. In fact, a few other users were enjoying this right up until shit happened. Please unlock it. Clicky! Sir CuteArceusOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 09:32, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Why am I linked under "other", eh!? IFYMB! Talk to me baby!
That wasn't on purpose; I was just trying to do an Uncyc-style link enumeration, eg. "whatever means possible" in Earth#Future. Clicky! Sir CuteArceusOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 09:40, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
No. Forums are not contributing. Contribute instead of bitching at me. I do not care. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:50, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
@Sir Landlord L'Arrogant: You don't "own" the thread. Nor can you force everyone to be productive. It's the main reason why I don't edit at Bulbapedia. Clicky! Sir CuteArceusOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 09:50, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Dear Everybody

I have locked the forum for a week so something worthwhile can be done instead. Look around, there is half a dozen of you. Instead of being upset that I locked a forum that nobody except you people edit/read why don't you collaborate on an article. And then... Collaborate on another article. Soon you will realize you are basically doing the same thing except writing articles for people other yourselves to enjoy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:55, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Dear old injokes, I think we should make a forum called "Counting to a million is no laughing matter" and argue there. Also, ASPERGIAN POWER! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:36, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
Frosty...it's not cool locking a popular and harmless BHOP forum. Censorship is the very thing we came here to avoid. It is not the mandate of an admin to tell users when and what to write nor how to fratenize with each other. Block the gobshite users if they are being gobshites...but don't block the forum please or order someone to write an article. --ShabiDOO 01:04, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
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--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 01:17, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
What is so hard to understand about the concept of writing???????? Can't you just edit a page????? Ya know in the way a wiki is designed. Honestly CTAM is just baffling because so many of you people spend way too much time on it. The community in itself has all but departed because it's frustrating to maintain a website for people that use it just to self-promote, auto-fellate and never edit mainspace let alone write one fucking page. Sure, I could ban the gobshites aka everyone that just scored a mention for being here and not contributing ANYTHING to the site but I could also just ask you all to write something instead of coming up with excuses. CTAM will remain locked for a week, stop acting like a child thats been told santa isn't real. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:47, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
Wow, you didn't notice my ASPIE POWER thing. Anyhow, I've said it once and I'll restate it. Just patrol recent changes, or spellcheck. I'm sure that would work.--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 07:13, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
You are too young Frosty to be like SPIKE. I write more mainstuff than you do...and if I wanna joke around on a bhop forum...it's none of your bloody business. Block the gobshites...not the forum. This fork does not need a SPIKE. --ShabiDOO 15:55, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
If you spend too much time on a useless page, it can, of course, get protected. Why can't we stop blaming Frosty if he just cares for the site? Anton (talk) 17:56, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
My opinion is just that THS and the rest stop the complaining. It's away for a week, please try to deal with it. Everything is ok again after the week, this fucking complaining makes me mad. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:13, 30 July, 2013 (UTC)
IRC is mostly useless but we don't block it. A list of what the amins block on unsignpost is totally useless. Gobshite of the month is useless. But we don't block these and we shouldn't. This is a problem about users...not about forums. Blocking gobshites for a while for being useless is far more effective than being bitchy and grumpy over a harmless bhop forum. --ShabiDOO 18:36, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
So are you suggesting that THS and Kirby should be banned? Bit extreme, but fine by me. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:41, 30 July, 2013 (UTC)
Frosty, don't be a bully. Resurrect the Forum, or face a severe 2-week ban. Bullying will not be tolerated. Am I right? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:04, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
Also, for your information, Frosty, I have written 23 mainspace articles. I'm only coming to Count To A Million because I currently have writer's block, so I'm itching it off until I think of something to write about again. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:27, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
I've written 1 mainspace article, and have a few more in the works. I just need time to think. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 19:45, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
And also, Frosty, you're breaking the No Cyberbullying rule. If you don't know it, it's time you read up on them. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:51, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
Frosty is right about one thing...there is gobshite going on. I only disagree with the forum being blocked and being ordered to write articles. Users can also do ban patrol or maintenence or spelling corrections on articles. There's lots that can be done here. However, if 95% of what a user does is doodle on forums and talk pages...then the community will have little regard or sympathy for them. --ShabiDOO 20:42, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
But WE WANNA BE FREE! WE WANNA BE FREE TO DO WHAT WE WANT TO DO. WE WANT TO BE FREE TO RIDE, AND WE WANT TO BE FREE TO RIDE OUR MACHINES WITHOUT BEING HASSLED BY THE MAN. AND WE WANNA GET LOADED!!!!!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:50, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

I honestly do not care what lame insults or reasons you have to complain. The forum is remaining locked. Sucks doesn't it? The most popular page on this wiki should not be a 5 year old forum with no original content and just repost after repost of teenagers talking to themselves. Also lol if i was SPIKE I'd have banned and not asked questions.

I'd also like to highlight these quotes:

  • "If you spend too much time on a useless page, it can, of course, get protected. Why can't we stop blaming Frosty if he just cares for the site?"
  • "My opinion is just that THS and the rest stop the complaining. It's away for a week, please try to deal with it."

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:45, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

also wtf I'm not banning anyone???? I just said my options were banning or removing the forum of which I choose the latter. I also repeat stop acting like it's the end of the world it was a week locking... 3 days ago. And also I'm not cyberbullying.... Cyberbullying is not defined by removing a page out of frustration at people that do not listen. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:54, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
What a dreary sad gloomy place this fork has become. Such a waste. Rule number 3. --ShabiDOO 07:20, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
I do not understand. 7 days where you edit something else and I'm suddenly worse than Hitler. If I'm being a dick by using frustrated language then by golly you're a dick too. In fact you'd all be dicks as I recall being called "Sir Landlord L'Arrogant" and the dreary demanding I unlock the forum. Mysteriously 90% of whats left of the userbase hasn't even cared. You're over reacting to this. It will be back in 4 days, jesus. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:27, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
Rule number three is: Dance like you've never danced before. --ShabiDOO 07:58, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
Disregard that I sucks cocks? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:00, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
I'm starting to agree with Frosty, but if that Australian starts infringing on me and THS's 1st Amendment rights again, I'll give him Liberty and Justice - my left and right fsts. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:20, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

username

hi. i snatched the alt spelling of your usarname for you, to prevent impersonation. get in touch with me if you want the password, and we can meet on irc or something. :) Frostee (talk) 01:21, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

nah i trust u, i'll take the irc meeting anyway tho <3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:53, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

At this point I could care less about Count to a million

Seriously! I'm gonna be too busy going to BronyCon this weekend to worry about that forum thread. However, I'd rather you not call me names behind my back. It would probably be a good idea for you to not do that, because I have contacts in the Mafia. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-31T19:37

Also I've begun working on an article, which I'll move to the mainspace as soon as it's complete, so no more complaining pls. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-31T19:41
I don't recall name calling or threatening bans but ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:31, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
HOWMANYFUCKINGTIMESMUSTISAYTHISFUCKINGTHING? FUCKING EDIT PATROL OR SPELLCHECK! THAT IS GOOD FUCKING ENOUGH. STOP FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT A 7 DAY LOCK ON A FORUM! JEEZ! 7 FUCKING DAYS! READ A BOOK! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:40, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
Rule 3. --ShabiDOO 20:18, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
@DSA510: He wasn't arguing. Did you not read what he said? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:31, 08/01/2013
Stop this madness. Shabidoo is superb. Let's talk about him. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:47, 2 August, 2013 (UTC)
Did you just give up? We are only a quarter way! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 11:01, 2 August 2013 (UTC)
I'm still angry that CTAM was put down, especially since I'm obsessed with racking up numbers, and in the words of Mark Twain, "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it," - but I realize that it was for the best. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:09, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

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Anton (talk) 13:58, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

You sounds familiar

I knew you. I think... We're you the one that slept with me that one night and when I woke up my gold watch, wallet and panties were stolen? Meh, none the less, you did something to do with rollbacks with my account and I have no idea what it means. Care to explain? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 18:55, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

You haz now. Basically. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:11, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
WHAT DOES I HAZ? What does this meeaaannn? --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:47, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Thank You for deleting those

I really didn't need them. Thanks! Oh one more question how come this, this and and this are under a unregistered user userspace? -- MagicBus All aboard! 23:26, 9 August 2013 (UTC)

I am very confused

I did a bit of a patrolling today and marked the change to Talk:Japan (last section there) by some Japanese user who also made an account here autopatrolled. Then I noticed that this message seemed to be very serious and urged people to help the Japanese Uncyclopedia server (as I understood from the google translated text). And, as it did not seem to be a joke, I took this message to The Foreign Office (last section there as well). However, I don't know whether this was a right thing to do. And I also don't know if it is you I should be asking or not. Sorry to bother you. Anton (talk) 20:56, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

I don't think people still use the foreign office O_o I also don't know who hosts said Japanese uncyclopedia... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:52, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Then we cannot do anything about that? Anton (talk) 05:52, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

I dunno, i'm not really familiar with any of the foreign Uncyclopedia's... Sorry :/ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:26, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

No, that's fine. I was just worried if I put my comment in the right place or not because some people from the Russian uncy are following the page of the Foreign Office and they banned me forever and said I was "vandalizing external resources" (but this was useless as I was already blocked there). Anton (talk) 10:45, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

VOTE YE WHORESMOKING CUNTSTABBING SNOWFLAK

Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded Vote yes. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:52, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

thanks, frosty

hi there, frosty. thanks for granting me rollback powers, it'll be extra motivation to stick around and actually contribute something to uncyc again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:17, 17 August 2013 (UTC)