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Welcome![edit]

Hello, IFYMB!, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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Your Unnews pages[edit]

Nice work, you have the ability to write and think at the same time, a rarity around here. I added to your elephant page as well as changed the names (we have a policy of not using friends names, and I didn't know if that was the case or not, so erred on the side of caution). Please keep on keeping on. You also have a User page if you want to put stuff on there (it's at the red link on top of this page, or just click on your own name). Grab some cookies and prosper! Aleister 12:17 21decemb12

UnNews[edit]

Do your sources properly please, it can add to the humour. When I read something and I don't know the original story, my eyes always dart down to the title.

*{{source|url=WEBSITEGOHERE
|title= HEADLINEGOHERE
|author= LEAVEBLANKORPUTWHATYOUWANT 
|pub= BBCGUARDIANETC
|date=NAMEOFMONTH DAY, YEAR}}

--Leverage (talk) 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

hmc 2013[edit]

Try and email a proposed topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com by 15.00 UTC. (9 am EST) if at all possible. --ShabiDOO 11:48, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Topic[edit]

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Your topic for the contest is Crimean War . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)


Last minute winner[edit]

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Congratulations Dude. Your article placed third in the 2013 Happy Monkey Competition. Your article was totally utterly off the wall and by far the most original of them all. It's great that you managed to sneak the article in past all those who got it in on time...and I'm sure they aren't dripping with angry bitter jelousy at all...they wouldn't be uncyclopedians if they did. Your excuse of being sick was accepted with no scepticism at all and the judges agreed that your curse filled article that just barely skimmed the actual topic assigned to you was helarious, unique and exploding with electric ideas. Thanks for participating my dearest love. --ShabiDOO 03:28, 26 March 2013 (UTC)

Nice work, congratulatons. I hope to see your page featured, as the tradition of Happy Monkey demands lots of features from its entrants. We are the few, the proud, the monkeys. Aleister 23:02 26-3-'13
I also hope to see your page featured and I believe congratulatons are in order for you, second conquest to the moon looked to be quite a hard article to write, but you managed to pull it off and get second place. Nice work.--IFYMB! (talk) 23:53, 26 March 2013 (UTC)
Thank you. Please don't read it yet, as the version here is the contest version and I've added to it and polished it on the other side of the island, When I can get two pictures transferred over (I have tech issues with loading some pics) I'll move that version to its rightful home (and will post it there too). I wonder how many total features the Happy Monkey contest has generated during its four years? Will have to add that up sometime. Al 1:55 27-3-'13
I've only been an uncyclopedian for four months, so I could not answer that. It was a rhetorical question, wasn't it?--IFYMB! (talk) 22:37, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

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This user created Unquotable:Nostradamus, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar[edit]

Aleister was also working on this for TAW 2011 so I'm sure he'd give you some feedback as well. Good luck with the Pee Review. MadMax (talk) 02:08, 26 April 2013 (UTC)

Aleister gave a bit of feedback but RedHot reviewed it in the end, and gave it a good score, better then I thought it would get. Good luck with the peeing. IFYMB! 17:48, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Coal abortion[edit]

You must be one of the few active users I've never asked to collaborate on ideas and serials as described in here. Seen simply, the place is an idea collection, but rather than using it as a passive dump (like Requested articles), I'm trying to use it as an active think tank. Welcome if you have anything at all you want others to expand on. Admittedly the way I've tried to build it works best on imaginary ideas (because real world issues already have all the background) - so if you dislike working with imaginary stuff with only pieces of real world included, you'll not need SoS for anything. In any case - I like to collaborate otherwise too, so contact me if you do. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 14:13, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

It looks pretty good, I'd be happy to contribute if any ideas come floating along. IFYMB! 15:41, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
Even if no new ideas come - have a closer look on the Dylan/whales/Naked Pope thing. Surprising how things can be interconnected. I don't mean that one should be continued but in general those things just seemed to come out of thin air once we got started. Of course it's useless to ponder things like "quality", and the way I see it, this kind of systematic writing defies "quality" considerations - because if one of us writes a sucky article, another can just dispute it with another one, and nothing sucks as a result. This kind of propaganda/counter propaganda has not yet emerged because we have managed without it. The scientists versus Pope was a step into that direction, there was a bit of campaigning, but not a lot.
Also, the "Nothing" series: if you want to write an interview around the quote I wrote in the first article there, that would be great. Works as an UnNews. Then later an article could be written on Nothing (there probably is one but this is different nothing), based on the interview and any facts that emerge. Then there could be a coalition trying to have the reader believe that Something (even Everything?) is far superior to Nothing, and that whoever started this nonsense over Nothing is clearly in the wrong. Stuff like that. Then it can fork into several directions until we get tired of it. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:23, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
I've decided to give HowTo:Break your vacuum cleaner a shot, wondered if it could include Bob Dylan, whales and Naked Pope? IFYMB! 19:56, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
Sure it could, why not? Those are old for now but if you make it funny - what harm? Also they're just old for us who wrote them. I'm sure outside readers won't think of it that way. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:27, 1 May 2013 (UTC)
Finished HowTo:Break your vacuum cleaner. IFYMB! 15:52, 2 May 2013 (UTC)
OK, I read it. Some grammar errors you might want to fix in there. Also, how about changing the shoving-it-into-the-ass bit into something slightly more realistic? Your article but in my opinion it would probably be funnier. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:29, 2 May 2013 (UTC)

Hai N00blet![edit]

I was just wondering what the hell your name stands for. As your adopter I should probably know these things. Just in case.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:35, 4 May 2013

Hehe, I wanted to do a little game where users have to guess what it stands for, but to be honest, I'd nearly forgotton till you just reminded me. IFYMB! 22:34, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
I Fuck Your Mom's Butt! If I am right, what do I win? –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:16, 5 May 2013
Nearly got it, butt didn't, so you don't win anything. Yet. IFYMB! 04:23, 5 May 2013 (UTC)
That leaves Boobs or some reference to thereof. Breasts?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:34, 5 May 2013
Well done, I feel obliged to give you- IFYMB! 20:01, 5 May 2013 (UTC)
Hey thanks, most noobs dont' even know how to copy and paste templates. ;) Award moved to userpage  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:14, 6 May 2013
I know this is probably going to sound stupid but, where are your awards? IFYMB! 15:34, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
For some reason they are not showing up on this website, but are here. The correct way to use that cookie template is like this:

Award moved to userpage

Thx for being such an inquisitive n00b.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:54, 6 May 2013
I feel so warm inside, are these cookies homemade? IFYMB! 15:58, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
Yes, they are made with real girlscouts.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:15, 6 May 2013
Yummy. I thought it tasted like good, soft, human flesh. IFYMB! 17:25, 6 May 2013 (UTC)
  [[{| purple nurples |}]]  
for outstanding acts of uselessness 


Here's another template for your award page. You can put them on your userpage until you have enoughl lol  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:26, 6 May 2013
Yes! I've always longed for the purple nurple award. IFYMB! 18:41, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

Award moved to userpage

Try not to let all this go to your head.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:30, 6 May 2013
I...I think I'm gonna faint... IFYMB! 20:04, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

tweets[edit]

Why did you pull it out of the competition?!?!?!?!! -- ShabiDOO 13:24, 17 May 2013 (UTC)

I liked my UnScript more. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:32 17 May 2013

Excuse Me![edit]

That was a bit of a hostile attack on a friendly IP. I will take it as an act of humour and I will revert myself from recommending you om ban patrol. Thanks. Template:IPSignature

Hostile? That was not hostile. Just a little joke. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:24 18 May 2013
Oh, ok. Sorry for misinterpreting it. How are you? Template:IPSignature
I'm good. Is there a reason for attack on Sir Peasewhizz or are you just a dick? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:30 18 May 2013
It was a joke as I explained on my user page. It was a parody of an idiotic IP who thinks he's clever. It was used as promotion material for my political campaign for IPs that I'm running. It's all explained on my user page. Read it. Template:IPSignature
IP Rights? Pffft. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:42 18 May 2013
Exactly that's what I mean users hate IPs. I'm a user on another wiki where they respect IP rights and I wondered whether this wiki had the heart to do that as well. I'm going to start an IP party to promote our equality. You can join if you want. Template:IPSignature
But why not make an account? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:45 18 May 2013
I'm promoting IPs. It would damage my IP reputation to make an account. I'd be forced to write articles and stuff. Template:IPSignature
What's the point in joining if your not going to write? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:51 18 May 2013
I was only joking about the not going to write bit. On a serious note I will write and I am going to promote rights for IPs by staying an IP. The admins are probably going to attempt to ban me for creating a IP user page but how else do I promote my campaign? Template:IPSignature
How about killing them all and then take over the site for yourself? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:03 18 May 2013
Good idea! Anyway will you back me up if I created the IP Party? Template:IPSignature
First, create this "Parliment of Uncyclopedia", and we'll see what happens. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:10 18 May 2013
Ah, well I've already started making the IP Party page so I'll do that after. Template:IPSignature
But there is no other part to oppose. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:14 18 May 2013
Who dares oppose the might of the IPs? No you're right someone will have to make another party like an admin party. Template:IPSignature
You can splice the sexual tension with a knife. TaterTits (talk) 10:54, 18 May 2013 (UTC)
I like that word. Splice IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:03 18 May 2013
Originates from "Splice the mainbrace."
How extraordinary! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:10 18 May 2013
I just attempted to assasinate the leader of the IP rights party....but I forgot my bullets. The internet police came and gave me a medal. Im now going to go home and play with myself whenever hot girls sing at Eurovision. --ShabiDOO 13:57, 18 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the publicity guys. I'm going to make a forum advertising it. Template:IPSignature

The IP Party of Uncyclopedia[edit]

Thank you for taking an interest. Please join! Template:IPSignature

I dont think Zombiebaron is too happy about this. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:15 19 May 2013

Twitter article[edit]

This has a ginormous amount of potential. IMO it is 95% done, and I think with a bit of strategic planning and fine editing...it would become a classic article on the wiki. I really hope you go through with it. I think it was one of the two best entry for the PLS even though you withdrew it. --ShabiDOO 20:13, 21 May 2013 (UTC)

You think so? I did like it and probably shouldn't have withdrawn it. If you want to, you can help me edit it, to get it perfect. If you would prefer me to do it all, just point and I'll do the hard, hard work. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:41 21 May 2013

Voted[edit]

I helped you by voting. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:42, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for that. I looked at your NASCAR article, but being british, I have no clue who this "Juan" character is. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:46 29 May 2013
Only NASCAR fans know who Juan his. His full name is Juan Pablo Montoya. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:48, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
One quick look on the internet shows me he was in a crash where he slammed into a jet dryer. Looks pretty bad. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:51 29 May 2013
I uploaded a file on it and put into the NASCAR article. Funny. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:53, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
NASCAR looks pretty dangerous, I thought it was just driving in a circle. BTW, Congrats on 1000 edits. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:56 29 May 2013
Some say that until the crashes. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:57, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
44 fatal acciedents. Thats some brutal shit. List of NASCAR fatal accidents. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:08 29 May 2013

Do you like music?[edit]

I need help with a new page called User:MagicBus/Van Halen. Can you? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:44, 31 May 2013 (UTC)

Sure, but I cant do it at the moment, maybe later on. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:46 31 May 2013
Ok thanks. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:49, 31 May 2013 (UTC)

Magician of the month[edit]

Thanks for nominating me for Magician of the month? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:58, 3 June 2013 (UTC)

Its alright, you deserve it. Anyway you would do the same for me. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:54 4 June 2013

Help?[edit]

Can you help me with this article, User:MagicBus/Young Girl? Thanks! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:57, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Sure. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:58 10 June 2013
Thanks! Your a big help! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:59, 10 June 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

MOAR HEELP![edit]

Can you help me with User:MagicBus/Trash The Dress and/or User:MagicBus/Petticoat? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:05, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

GAHHHHHH, you have so many... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:06 11 June 2013
Surprisingly... I started these months ago but never really edited anything. I had the Petticoat one became a mainspace page but it got deleted. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:08, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
Why? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:56 11 June 2013
Idk. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:57, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
And you're remaking it now? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:58 11 June 2013
yeah. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:59, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
What's the concept? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:02 11 June 2013
Read the articles and find out! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:03, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
Behind the pettitcoat article I mean... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:06 11 June 2013
Oh well it's something girls wear... so... -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:10, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

Talk about in depth. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:11 11 June 2013

Why?:Listen to Indie Rock?[edit]

Glad to hear your excitement about the article. Read more on the talk page here. Good to hear you're excited. Help is appreciated. You can supply some ideas with me and I'll decide whether they stay or go.

Thanks. By the way, what does IFYMB mean anyway? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 22:18, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Guess over here. Forum:The IFYMB mystery IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:15 26 June 2013

thanks[edit]

For making that forum fail horribly, you made us avoid a conflict with wikia, and maybe even Google... Good job mate! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 06:05, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

Unicorn burger? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:17 22 June 2013
Nah, I'm good. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 06:18, 22 June 2013 (UTC)

Let's be honest, I wasn't the only one to fuck up that forum. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:23 22 June 2013

True, I also helped out a lot... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 06:24, 22 June 2013 (UTC)
You most certainly did. So don't go around blaming unicorn vendors. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:34 22 June 2013
I was congratulating you! Not accusing you! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 06:38, 22 June 2013 (UTC)
You were? Well then, thank you! You to0 did a rather brilliant job. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:44 22 June 2013
EAT MAH PEGASUS BURGER! [citation needed] --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 09:07, 26 June 2013 (UTC)
EAT MAH UNICORN BURGER! [citation needed] IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:09 26 June 2013
Denza, pegasuses don't taste as nice, okay? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:24 26 June 2013

Allright Fine...[edit]

I won't self nom. But get someone to nom me! I'm already feeling wet from anticipation... So find someone to nom me... oh yeah baby... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:37, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

I voted, now nom me! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:39, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
I have done so :) IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:45 1 July 2013

Pee Review[edit]

Pee Review! Pee Review! Pee Review!  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 21:39, 5 July 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for that. Once I get all My UnNewses reviewed and cleaned up, I'm gonna start writing again. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:54 6 July 2013

...You have 35 of those.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 10:07, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

I mean the ones with a decent chance of being featured. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:37 6 July 2013
Estimating, at least five and at most eight of those. You've set high standards with UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 16:42, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, that was a good one. I'm putting a couple up for Pee Review... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:44 6 July 2013
Oh, and which 5 were you thinking of? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:46 6 July 2013

 Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 17:09, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

And the other 3? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:22 6 July 2013

I don't know, that number is only an estimate. Consider them accidentals.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 21:55, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

I like these as well: UnNews:Interview with You and UnNews:Syrup thieves caught. What do you think? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:59 6 July 2013
I'll be reviewing UnNews:Syrup thieves caught soon. The former, I think, needs a little expansion. Ending is fine, just add stuff in the middle after the 10min break.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 22:06, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
That's what I thought too. I think after you look at the Syrup one, I'll do whatever it is you say needs doing, then nom it for VFH, because I quite like it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:09 6 July 2013

UnSignpost is back[edit]

Why am I delivering this to you? Anton (talk) 18:32, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Hello Kitty[edit]

Peekaboo.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:30, 7 July 2013

AHHHHHH, the dead can come back!! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:41 7 July 2013
I have like 4 more lifes at least.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:34, 8 July 2013
Well, I didn't know you were a cat. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:36 8 July 2013
I have one. A small one. I'm pretty sure that counts.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:18, 8 July 2013
I'm not sure cat's can transfer thier lives... sorry. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:19 8 July 2013
Not like that. Well, I just dont' want you to think of that godawful movie but I'm pretty resilient.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:25, 8 July 2013
Well, you made me think of a godawful movie. Thanks. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:29 8 July 2013

Concerning the future collaboration[edit]

As I said, I liked the idea of an UnScripts about Snowden tapping the phone call. However, I didn't know anything about him and so went on wikipedia and found out that he leaked a lot of information, especially about the phone call taps. So do you want to make a joke about how he himself does something against what he goes publically? Anton (talk) 20:28, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, that was the idea of the UnScript... I was also thinking that many calls are tapped, one between him and Assange and one between him and his mother? What do you think? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:57 11 July 2013
Oh, ok. So we can do it in three parts: first, he taps a call, than his two calls are tapped? I think it is good. Anton (talk) 06:24, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Alright, I like that format. So, now, who should do what. I've never done a collab before. Should we each take one phone call, then do the final one together? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:31 12 July 2013
This would be cool, as it will be clear who does what. I think we should create the page, discuss the concept (so it would be kept throughout the whole article), decide on the section titles together and then begin working on our own ones. It would be cool if the last one is done together.
I am sorry but I cannot work now because I will be taking a plane soon. I can probably to do it tomorrow or if I don't arrive late, this evening. Anton (talk) 06:39, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
That's fine. You got an idea for the title? You know, "Snowden's Phone Calls" or something? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:56 12 July 2013
Anton, I started it here: User:IFYMB!/UnScripts:Snowden's Phone Calls... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:15 12 July 2013
I am back for a little while and I have already taken the plane. Well done with the start and the title seems to me better than "Snowden tapps a phone call", as that one would reveal its concept immediately! Anton (talk) 16:48, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Blocked[edit]

Yeah don't do that thing. It's uncool man.... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:45, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

Another USP[edit]

As the newspaper is supposed to be weekly, can I begin creating it and you, RAHB and Zombiebaron can help me? Anton (talk) 11:55, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

The page is Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130717. Anton (talk) 14:32, 16 July 2013 (UTC)
Concerning the newspaper and the UnScripts we were going to do: I am sorry but I am not here this week, so could you, please, do the USP with RAHB and Zombiebaron without me. You can change all the boxes on the right, if you choose. I have almost written the first article and so you probably have to do the second one. I will work on the UnScripts when I come back. Thanks. Anton (talk) 18:26, 16 July 2013 (UTC)
Sure, I'll do my best with the USP. Thanks for writing that first article, though I will have to change it a little and get RAHB to write the second article. Also, I think I might do some of my part of the UnScript while you are away. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:21 16 July 2013
Don't forget my interview this time. I logged it, so no excuses bub. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:58, 16 July 2013 (UTC)(Seriously, when I wake up, Anton better be pregnant with my grandchild.)
Ok, I'll get it in there bub. Also, I have a slight inkling Anton's a guy... go back to Simsie. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:58 17 July 2013
Mpreg all teh way bub. Also, I'm going to write something in the USP. Also, Simsie is the prizes. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 17:59, 17 July 2013 (UTC)(I'mma change my sig sooner or later)
You write? This will be interesting... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:41 17 July 2013

Possible collabo[edit]

Hi best friend. I'm currently rethinking the whole "becoming a literary genius thing" and I want to collaborate with you. Why? Well you may or may not be knowledgable with Beavis & Butt-head and I have seen zilp of the show. If possible, the article I want us to collaborate on is "UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you". I already have ideas floating around that may or may not be good.

So what do you say, are you up to it? RedHot (talk) 10:23, 23 July 2013 (UTC)

I've never even heard of Beavis & Butt-head but I did a little research and I turns out that Cornholio is the alter-ego of Beavis. I would love to do a collab but I am going to France for the summer, in about 2 days time. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:41 23 July 2013

Surprises awaited me[edit]

Whoa!! Thank you very much for all the surprise noms of Unnews articles and others, I was floored (I live within walking distance of a floor at all times), and don't know how to thank you properly. Maybe the check will clear, I hope so (unlike last time). Words escape me (some of them are hiding in the corner, others run through cracks in the floor i.e. see above floor reference). Appreciated. Aleister 12:46 28-7-'13

I like your style of writing and VFH was dying so I just thought it would be a good idea to get some stuff feautured. Also, you should trying taping your words to chairs, that usually stops themm going anywhere. IFYMB! Talk to me baby!
Thanks! VFH is a strange beast. I like to go back and edit past stories, polish them a bit and add stuff to them. I think I did that with the sandy-earth page. You really picked some of the stuff I like best from my pages, thank you for reading them. I don't often think if any of the things here are being read, but when a surprise like that hit me in the face upon looking around it feels good that someone has read and liked some of them. I just write here for the sexual release, not to mention the court-ordered therapy or the bet I lost to my step-niece. Chairs would work. Aleister 17:10 28-7-'13

NO!!![edit]

I just decided to work on our article and now you are leaving! Anton (talk) 09:57, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

So sorry, I can't help it. The flight was cheap. And I want sun. I'll do my bit when I get back. IFYMB! Talk to me baby!
Sure. Enjoy it! Everybody needs sun. Anton (talk) 11:36, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!


Anton (talk) 13:54, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Sexy tomboyish indian aspie bisexual b-cup girl with glasses[edit]

Now that I have your attention, vote yes on this when you get back Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded. Thanks a bunch. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:56, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

He is probably having a sunbath now and does not care about any Forest Fires. Vacation till September. Anton (talk) 15:49, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
Back two days early! Suprise!!! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:35, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

You smexy beast![edit]

Where you've been m8? What's up anyways? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:46, 28 August, 2013 (UTC)

In France, in the sunshine! In reply to "What's up" the only witty response I can think of is my dick. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:45, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

It's interesting what people say on IRC Chat!  MagicBus 20:37, 29 Au:gust 2013 (UTC)

You got that right. We all become a little crazy... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:49, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
I can see that...  MagicBus 20:57, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back IFYMB![edit]

How have you been? Have the neighbors been treating you well? Will you ever write an Uncyclopedia article again? RedHot (talk) 21:14, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

I have been great, the neighbours broke in and stole my radio and yes, I will one day soon write an Uncyclopedia article. Can you tell me what's been going on here? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:19, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
Hi and welcome back! Anton (talk) 17:27, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
Not much. Anton (talk) 17:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for that insightful comment! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:41, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Certainly welcome. The only thing I know about is that the FFW has begin and Zombiebaron tagged Satan with FFW, which will probably create a red link in one hundred articles or so, while the page is not that bad. I think of improving on it.

I also wrote something here. But it is not very good and I am planning to rewrite this as well. Anton (talk) 18:11, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Ah, yes. We can finally start it! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

We are very quick with it! Anton (talk) 18:35, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

You doing UnSignpost anymore? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:06, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Well, we kind of forgot about it after the new format got introduced. To be honest, I had so much work with the UnSignpost at the wikia that I forgot about this one. But it will come. Anton (talk) 18:13, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

PONOS IN MY VAGOO[edit]

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--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:25, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

You[edit]

You are rude, crude, mean, racist, ugly, smelly, a member of the nazi party, your humour is dry, offending, disgraceful and you have no charm, dignity or shame in your sexist ways and I also think you may be a paedophile... We should be friends --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 02:58, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Before I do anything else, I just want to say I deny all the words that the user above called me other than "rude" and a friend. Those two were quite tasteful in my opinion and although the statment above did not portray me in an excellent light, I do have to applaud the extensive use of adjectives that would've got the writer a C+ in grade 5. That is not to say that his actions are justifiable as a lot of the words above obviously got mixed up with an e-mail to his father, especially the "racist, nazi, sexist and paedophile" parts. Although his father may be all of those things, I don't want him getting in the way of our friendship, so whenever we are together, he shall never be spoken of, despite how unusually evil he is. I believe that we are now friends. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:42, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
But I thought you were my daddy...--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 19:18, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
Nope, I believe you are mistaking me for Zombiebaron. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:13, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
Nah, User:Happytimes actually. Regardless, I didn't mean the nazi thing... I just meant anti-Semitism. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:29, 4 September 2013 (UTC)
Ah, okay. That makes me feel a lot better. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:54, 19 September 2013 (UTC)


Days of the week friendly competition that shabidoo will win and everyone else will fail[edit]

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Your topic is THURSDAY


Rules are posted here

Let us know if you can't participate and we'll find a substitute

I would wish you good luck but I shave my crotch hair every day in September and I'm rather busy.

--ShabiDOO 16:50, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Me and my OCD...[edit]

I thought the logo behind the boobslap was unintentional. And then I noticed your header thingy... damn... I should... do something... or the other... I'm so sad... --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 16:25, 19 September 2013 (UTC)(feel free to vandalize my userpage in revenge)

It was intentional, and I've had it for some time. I shall now vandalize your page in response :) IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:53, 19 September 2013 (UTC)
OHJ MAI GAWUD Y U EDI? --daNgeanSaiehgaddeicpieonwhole
Because I can. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:34, 19 September 2013 (UTC)
oh noes, wat dis? I never seen dis befor, oh noes, wat did u do to mai Internet Explorer 2.3.342™? Oh noe, mai computer is exploding. click the the links for free pr0n --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:43, 19 September 2013 (UTC)don click da links u fool
Um, okay then... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:30, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

Dude or Dudette[edit]

Don't worry about the award. I intentionally blanked the page because a while ago I started getting kinda crazy whenever there was text on my user page. This is why I blanked it in the first place too! I know, it's fucked up but I can't help it! Heh! --Mimo&maxus 08:35, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Ah, okay... I just thought you hadn't realised you'd won. Also, are you back for good this time? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:41, 21 September 2013 (UTC)
Yep! --Mimo&maxus 08:48, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

You're taking over.[edit]

Well, since you decided to revive IC, I'm resigning my post and will become third in command due to study commitments and my goal to get up to level 30 in League of Legends.

You are now the leader. I wish you the best. Also, I got a League of Legends article for Uncyc in the works.

Stay gold,

GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:49, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Woah, thanks. That was unexpected but I will do my best to continue your legacy or some shit like that. Have fun studying! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:42, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

IC suggestions[edit]

  • write something for USP. Highlight previous successes (God, Scifi, Al Gore, etc.)
  • Personally invite good writers. Gerry, Al, etc.
  • Get a topic up sooner rather than later. Get people interested in a particular project. Easier to promote a specific than a general concept. Nag those already interested to start nominating, and pick a date (after AW) as the date to vote on next article. Drive the momentum.

Nominally Humane! 07:59 24 Sep

Thanks for the tips! I shall definatly personally invite users and drive the momentum, but the USP seems to have stopped, which is why I made the forum. Anyways, again, thanks for the tips and I hope you too will join in the fun. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:14, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Hmmm… If it was me, I'd get a group of colonisers together to recreate the USP as a one-off special IC issue. And treat that as the first colonisation. Nominally Humane! 09:59 24 Sep
That's a great idea! Since you recommended it, would you like to help? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:19, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Sure. Grab a few other volunteers. Nominally Humane! 10:22 24 Sep
I will. While you're here, you should probably go over to the IC page and the VFH page to vote on stuff. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:30, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Help me?[edit]

Can you please add some information to User:MagicBus/National Kickball Association please?  MagicBus 10:47, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

I would but I have no idea what Kickball is. Also, check out the IC page. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:05, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Okay. I voted on some things in the IC. Can I add a page?  MagicBus 21:29, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Of course! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:35, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Okay. I've thought of two.  MagicBus 21:36, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Great! Be sure to add them! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:00, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

Where did you say we can vote for the IC again? --Mimo&maxus 11:39, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Over here: Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:06, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Special USP[edit]

I saw your message on Anton's talkpage (I'm a snooping snooper) and noticed you wanted to make a special USP for the revival of IC. I'd be delighted to help, if you'll have me. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 18:37, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, sure! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:20, 25 September 2013 (UTC)
Awesome!King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 20:22, 25 September 2013 (UTC)
So do I just jump in, or what? I don't know how USP works. I just read it whenever there's a new one, I don't know much about the format. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 15:51, 26 September 2013 (UTC)
If you habe something to say about IC, then go ahead. It looks like Puppy has written it in latin, so you should probably try to translate it because no one will be able to read it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:00, 26 September 2013 (UTC)
What Puppy wrote is just gibberish: "Name Email Website manager, please contact us. We said it as a policy. No need to use the money on time and budget." That's the first three sentences. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 16:06, 26 September 2013 (UTC)
Ah nevermind. Puppy hasn't actually edited that section yet. On most websites, before editing a section of something, it reads that text. I remember because on my school's website the profiles aren't edited so they start out Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.... and so on and so forth. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 16:09, 26 September 2013 (UTC)
Welcome to {{lorum}}.
I've just stolen the basic structure from the previous USP as a starting point at this stage. I'd like to make it a little more "Imperial" as we go along, but it's one step at a time here. Nominally Humane! 08:12 26 Sep
What's the Latin for "website"? Nominally Humane! 08:14 26 Sep
Poterentur. King-john.png How can my WeinribŽ be this cute?King-john.png 21:02, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Nice![edit]

Congrats on the feature! Not only do you tiewin the contest but you get the article on the front page as well! I guess the old saying is true; good things come from random organized confusing contests and stuff. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 23:15, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

So say the old Chinesse masters. We should definalty do it again some time, and get all the articles on to the mainspace. By the way, you smell like a pink goatboy. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:36, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
Sorry, I had one for lunch. Didn't sit very well. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 23:52, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
I can tell, the stench has travelled all over the internet, ruining my connection. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:58, 30 September 2013 (UTC)
I don't know what's wrong with your noses but you guys smell like applepie Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:49, 1 October, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it's my new deodrant. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:19, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
I prefer the pickle scented deodorant myself. Extra garlic of course. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 03:18, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

You can now start on your IC[edit]

We checked, there are seven votes for topic called "Hell". I suggest that you announce the topic for IC to everyone. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:59, 4 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I saw, but the problem is that it looks like Gerrycheevers is doing it for TAW, so I'm a little unsure of what to do... Any thoughts? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:02, 4 October 2013 (UTC)
This isn't in my rules, but if one person is going to do it for an event, I suggest that you pick the article with the next highest votes. And so on. Pick Einstein. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:01, 6 October 2013 (UTC)
Oh, I forgot. Try this. I believe that it should be moved to the article "The Hunger Games" with redirects. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:14, 6 October 2013 (UTC)

UnScripts:Snowden's phone calls[edit]

So, have you seen what I wrote? Anton (talk) 12:33, 6 October 2013 (UTC)

I have :) I like it but there are a few pieces of grammer that need to be corrected. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:55, 6 October 2013 (UTC)
I hope I will get to these places soon. Anton (talk) 12:59, 6 October 2013 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Thanks for nomming the horned-women UnNews. I had literally forgotten all about it, so I guess I made myself lol reading it again. You are a prince of a fellow, well met. Aleister 11:59 27-10-'13

p.s. and I love your boobslap gif, one of the most erotic sadomaco things on the site. Have you thought of building an article around it and having it on the page full size. fapfapfap Ow!

Ah, well I am quite a prince if I do say so myself, but I like UnNewses and especially this one :D

The boobslap gif never fails to impress visitors to my page and I like the idea of building an article around it. Thanks! -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:29, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

So did you die?[edit]

You died, didn't you? Yeah, I knew it. Fucking space debris. When is NASA gonna do something about it? When I heard you got hit by that toilet seat from the old Russian station, I said "Damn!" And then I went home and got drunk. And then I wrote this. Cool story, huh? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Nov 17 '13 15:06 (UTC)

No, sorry, I am alive and well. Cool story, huh? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:52, 25 November 2013 (UTC)

I Peed As Always[edit]

I reviewed Latvia. I would have told you earlier but I spent too much time watching the boobslap.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 20:19, 7 December 2013 (UTC)

Ah, thanks. Good to see somebody is doing Pee Review around here... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:48, 7 December 2013 (UTC) (everyone loves the boobslap gif)

You're gone?[edit]

Why are you gone? What did we do wrong? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 23:00, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Gone??? Nah. We'll leave a light on in the window for when you come back. Cake and other things too. Taking a break from here is not the worse idea in the world, in fact I think I'
Don't leave! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 01:37, 3 January 2014 (UTC)
NOOOOO, you can't do this. Say it ain't so. ;-; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:46, 3 January 2014 (UTC)
Don't worry about not fitting into social groups here. I don't either and nobody seems to care. And you don't have to write about sexual stuff. I don't. I guess you've made up your mind though. We'll miss you :( Hope you come back someday if you change your mind. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 04:54, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Don't say that you can't write, I saw some very good articles coming from you! We didn't get the Snowden thing done, and it won't be up-to-date anymore, considering everything that happened to Edward ever since. Also, the only social group that I noticed here is the Uncyclopedia community and I think you managed very well to fit in it. ... You were a good user and ... it's sad ... YMIFBI? Panda Steak? 10:38, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

It is your right to leave - this will mean that you preferred hanging out with your playground pals to writing clever comedy, but that will be your choice - but you have no right to manipulate others and do what your vanity tells you: in this case, to distract other users from writing clever comedy using your userpage. I am not inclined to assume good faith from you anymore and I am no more inclined to let such behavior pass unperceived. Anton (talk) 16:43, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

Wait, what? You can put what you want on your userpage, can't you? How...what? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 16:52, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Um, what? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:00, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
o.O Did I read Anton's message correctly? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:12, 4 January, 2014 (UTC)
I think Anton has taken Spike's lead here. I have seen a lot of stuff on the Spoon where he tells people to stop messing around and get back to writing articles. Leverage (talk) 17:59, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Chill out guys, have a beer, kick back, relax and have fun :) That's what this site's about. Talk Mattsnow 18:11, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
It is sad to explain a joke you just told. The only person who seems to have understood it is Leverage. It really took me a long time to try to write in the same way as Spike does. Anton (talk) 19:31, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
And I hoped you would laugh... Anton (talk) 19:33, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
I could make a sockpuppet called SPÍKE and wreak havoc. Leverage (talk) 19:55, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Lol, I fell for it. I'm not familiar with the current drama anyway. :) Talk Mattsnow 20:30, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
(EDIT: whoops, I fell for it too. Here's what I just wrote, and you were just joking. Got me.) Anton, what are you saying? This site is how uncy used to be, everyone playing together. The other site is where the SPIKE rules live, where the gruff edge sits atop the writers. Here, you say stuff like that and you get a pie in the face. Literally (Look behind you!) Aleister 20:55 4-1-14
I thought you had been hacked :D IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:15, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
So it was a joke? Oops. Oh well. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:38, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Boo don't leave. Do what I do, and write articles about masturbation and penises and boobs. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Jan 5 '14 5:45 (UTC)
That's not all you write about by any stretch of the imagination. I'd link the articles I'm thinking of here but I forget most of their titles. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 05:51, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
Heh heh, Anton you genius troll, and I was thinking you cannot be fucking serious... You're good imitating SPIKE there mate :P Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:18, 5 January, 2014 (UTC)
Thank you.  Pike  09:58, 5 January 2014 (UTC)

PLS Winner...[edit]

So, I sent you an email but I never heard back... I was hoping to send you your PLS prize money. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2014.01.06.23:13

He left. Probably why you didn't hear from him. Who knows though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 04:36, 7 January 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while


– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:22, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

If you're still alive...[edit]

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:21 Jun 7 2014

Are you...[edit]

...back? If so, I'd love to help you find the inspiration to write again, if I could figure out how one does that. Unless you'd rather I not. Anyway, I hope you're back, because you're cool and stuff, and more users is always good blah babble. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 05:36, 21 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Yeah, I think I am. It seems I'm too late for the Happy Monkey Competition but I had a few projects I was working on before I went AWOL. Could you tell me what's been going on some I left? -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:47, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
Good to see you back, I Fuck Your Monkey's Bum. With me, BanzaiKitten, JFC and now you, there is a mini British invasion going on! Leverage (talk) 08:22, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
It's good to be back, I'm ready to write again. Nice to see a few more Brits to help us reclaim the land that was once ours. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:58, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
What's been going on... well, let's see. Lyrithya pretended to leave, but then came back. A parody of Fisher Price's logo got taken down because Mattel got mad at us for violating their copyright. I tried to restart the UnSignpost, but I only managed to do one issue back in May. Anton tried to leave and he came back too, as you can see below. April Fools happened and a bunch of people put shock images here and on Wikia for fun, and they got blocked by Spike on wikia but nobody blocked anyone here because we're so nice. I became an admin. Retro Week happened. MrN9000 desysopped himself and came back as Jesus F Christ. User:SPIKE got VFD'd, recreated, and restored to the original version. That's about all I can think of (not exactly in chronological order). – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 21:08, 24 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Welcome back![edit]

Welcome back dude! Are you planning on staying? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:31, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

<3 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:59, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for the warm welcome guys :) I've decided that I am staying since I realised that I really enjoyed writing on this site. Plus, I missed the penis jokes. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:04, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
holy shit bro, welcome back! Another brit has started using irc (he took your place after you cowardly left without any notes left on the fridge), so, umm yes, that's that. Time to take your crown back eh? Anyway welcome back mate! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:33, 21 June, 2014 (UTC)

HMC[edit]

Hmc2014.jpg

Your topic for the competition is QQXX@@## (Film)

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

You have 48 hours to finish this (18:30 UTC time June 21)

--ShabiDOO 17:28, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

This will be fun. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 05:58, 22 June 2014 (UTC)
Time is up. Seems like you didn't have time to write an article. You can help judge if you like. --ShabiDOO 17:34, 23 June 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about that... I don't mind judging if you're still looking for somebody. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:47, 24 June 2014 (UTC)
No problem. You can give a score out of 10...that should be fine (unless you're willing to give a score out of 10 for each of creativity, originality and humour and write some comments for each of the 15 completed articles in which case let me know). Try to do a few today if possible. The score page is here. --ShabiDOO 20:31, 24 June 2014 (UTC)

Hello![edit]

It's impossible to leave Uncyclopedia, no? I've tried as well, so we are in the same boat. Anton (talk) 09:01, 22 June 2014 (UTC)

It is possible. You just need to be subtle about it, or better yet...you'll find it. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 02:27, 25 June 2014 (UTC)

HMC[edit]

Hi, I Find Your Mother Beautiful! I don't know know if you were going to do that today or not, but this note is just to remind you to finish the judging of Hungarian Military Contest in case you forgot. If you didn't, you can ignore the message! Anton (talk) 11:12, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Hmc2014.jpg This user is an official judge of the HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION 2014

Articles & results can be found here


Thanks a million for doing the judging and so much at the last minute. You are a credit to your species. --ShabiDOO 19:26, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

Thanks a lot, it was a pleasure taking part in such a well organised compoitition, even if I wasn't able to write. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:06, 29 June 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
Now with 20% more ninjas!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:04, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
Now with 20% more ninjas!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:34, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!
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More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while
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I SAW YOU[edit]

Back here at once! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:13, 17 August 2014 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while
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Mr. Snowden[edit]

Do you remember how we decided to collaborate on an article about him about a year ago? I wrote the first or the second act (I don't recall which) and you didn't edit the article.

Now, I was just curious about whether it was due to my writing or some other reasons? Because exactly the same thing happened to me three times with three different people. I am seriously considering reconsidering my approach to collaborations. Anton (talk) 19:09, 28 August 2014 (UTC)

Ahahaha, no need to worry. I was on other things and couldn't be bothered in all honesty. It wasn't your writing, but now you've reminded me, I think it's time to start that one up again. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:26, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
I would love to, but I am afraid I won't have as much time from now in as I did this summer. Anton (talk) 22:32, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
That's fine. If I remember right, we divided it up so you wrote a section, I wrote a section and than we did one together. So, I'll just do mine and wait until you're good. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:36, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Wait, wait, wait! So many things happened to Snowden since summer 2013, that the least update would require the entire rewrite of what is currently there. Ok, you got me, I'll do that. Anton (talk) 22:46, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Excellent! I'm glad that we're going to do this. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:53, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
So I looked at the three section headings and remembered everything we wanted to do about that article. And updating it doesn't seem as hard as before. How about this plot: Snowden is bored due to lack of scandals and new secret information he can reveal, and decides to spice things up a little. He taps the Chinese minister, but then gets tapped himself. As he is not in the news anymore and has been quite quite lately, the person who is tapping him is just an ordinary agent, who, of course, imagined the job at the NSA to be a lot more exciting. Anton (talk) 22:56, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
I like this. Now that a year has passed it's more relevant and therefore better. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:09, 28 August 2014 (UTC)

Ok, I am not done with my act yet, but I soon will be. Here is what I propose to do with the acts: the names and the main events should be the same, in my opinion, but our storyline being different, their order might need to be changed. The first one can be where Snowden talks to his mother (my part), who hasn't received any news from him for a long time, which makes him feel even worse about his situation (explained above). He decides to pass into action, calls Assange, who gives him the idea about the Chinese minister, subsequently tapped by Snowden. This is still not very clear in my head, so, please, tell me what you think!

Meanwhile, if you can't wait for my part, you can start writing yours, disregarding all of my 2013 additions. Was your part about the DVD store? Anton (talk) 16:48, 16 September 2014 (UTC)

I think it's a good idea Anton, as we both know, times have changed and change has timesed. The DVD store was my part and I'm gonna start on it soon, no worries. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:46, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
I am sorry I am so slow. I am currently working on another collaboration off-site (it's going to be called UnDebates:Should women rap?) and, also, just recently got back to my computer, where my work on Snowden was saved (I couldn't access it before). Anton (talk) 10:50, 27 September 2014 (UTC)

Yummy![edit]

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:41, 28 August 2014 (UTC)

That's fair enough, I did put up an image of a horse' cumshot, gay fingering and tentacle rape. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:45, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Yup. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:48, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
I don't mind if you do more by the way.-- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:55, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Best I could do. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:56, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Ahahaha, okay. You have a lot the learn in the ways of spamming. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:07, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
Hahaha, I know. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:09, 28 August 2014 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:54, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.


Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!


My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection[edit]

You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.

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Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, 21 September 2014 (UTC)

Sydney[edit]

What didn't you like about the article? I can polish any parts you aren't satisfied with. --Nikau (talk) 03:16, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

Mainly the history section. It seems like the part where you would expect the most information but there isn't a whole lot there. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:43, 27 September 2014 (UTC)

VFD[edit]

Why are you deleting your articles, some of which are pretty funny (Latvia)? --Nikau (talk) 12:48, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

I'm a self hating twat in all honesty. That's about the size of it. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:57, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
It's probably easier just to userspace them and polish them there if you get an idea.--17:01, 23 September 2014 (UTC)\
Nikau, you forgot to sign your username. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 17:16, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
MagicBus, you forgot your manners. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:29, 23 September, 2014 (UTC)
I've got friends who are usernames so I can do that, man.--Nikau (talk) 17:59, 23 September 2014 (UTC) Nikau (talk)
I never thought of that, thanks a lot -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:22, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
Usernames are my only friends. --ShabiDOO 01:18, 24 September 2014 (UTC)

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
We're delivering it to your door anyways!


Shabidoo's Celestial Objects informal competition...[edit]

Dance the mash bro!

...is on this year. I hope you participate again Last Year's Day's of the week competiton. First come first serve. --ShabiDOO 02:54, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

After the brilliance that was last year, I am so in. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:52, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
Competition starts NOW! You have a week. Go here to pick your topic.
Hey. Extending the competition by three days (giving you over three and a half days to get an article ready). :) --ShabiDOO 08:01, 8 October 2014 (UTC)

Guess what?[edit]

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2014

You couldn't guess this, could you? Congratulations! A great award to a great writer! Anton (talk) 17:22, 3 October 2014 (UTC)

Several things[edit]

  • UnNews:Interview with You is a very promising piece. I'll be glad to help you improve on it, and I have already made a few edits.
  • UnDebate:Should women rap? is done (could you, please, vote for or against it on VFH, by the way?) and so I am proceeding to Snowden. You can check out what I have already written! Anton (talk) 18:24, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
You can help out on any piece of my writing, and I'll be thankful for your assistance. I always liked UnNews:Interview with You but it was missing something you can hopefully add. I shall vote of course, and I did indeed like what you did with Snowden. Carry on carrying! -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:44, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
Thanks! I will. Anton (talk) 13:36, 5 October 2014 (UTC)

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
You'd be crazy not to listen!


dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us


Solar flares[edit]

You helped to get solar flares featured. As a reward, here's a dope picture of a solar flare. You can totally make it your desktop background or something.

Magnificent CME Erupts on the Sun - August 31.jpg

Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:06, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!


Re-feature queue[edit]

You can also pick one article that you wrote yourself to re-feature if you'd like. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:16, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

UnNews[edit]

Thanks for taking care of the template, nice UnNews you wrote, I liked it! :) I just wonder, "Multicutralism" must be a typo? Talk Mattsnow 23:09, 21 November 2014 (UTC)

No problem and thanks a lot, it was good to write an UnNews again. And thanks for pointing out my error too, it was a typo. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:23, 21 November 2014 (UTC)
An UnNews is sort of a flash orgasm, it just pops up in your mind :P Talk Mattsnow 23:33, 21 November 2014 (UTC)
Ahaha, that's definitely one way to think of it. I just couldn't resist an attempt to put down Christianity. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:53, 21 November 2014 (UTC)
That's what fun with Uncy, you can express any opinion and put down anything :) You always have the excuse to say it's a joke :P Talk Mattsnow 23:57, 21 November 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, seriously, thanks for that. I've been off my game lately, and I apologize to everyone for not updating it for.. *checks history* ..three weeks?! Jesus, I suck. -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:26, Nov. 25, 2014

UnNews:Interview with You[edit]

Yes! I am done with it! We just need a few more images, and then it can even go to VFH, don't you think? Anton (talk) 08:00, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

My dear Sir, after your kind invitation, I might have taken too much liberty with the page that was product of your imagination and typing. Please forgive me: when I am working on something, no matter, what, I start considering it partly mine and so I understand that my edits can seem too obtrusive or out-of-concept. Another reason was that this is the first bad-taste article I've put my soul into and thus needed to calm a relatively honest man's scruples and justify what I was doing, by adding a philosophical concept behind it. What I am getting to is, please, don't consider my additions as final and remove anything you don't want there: from Eminem's quote to entire blocks of text or images! I would just love to see this page at a level of a so-called 'feature'. Anton (talk) 16:53, 5 December 2014 (UTC)

christmas asian[edit]

Vocals are trickling in (from all over the world) but the more the merrier. Would you be willing/able? you would be the token asian person on the track. Leverage (talk) 21:39, 8 December 2014 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for Nothing's syndrome![edit]

Find nothing's syndrome WPA.jpg Spread the word! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:39, 25 February 2015 (UTC)

IFY[edit]

Are you back??? Anton (talk) 13:57, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

You Complete Asshole![edit]

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Aaaaaaahhhhh WTF!?!

I forgot to add a reference to the movie Hot Tub Time Machine in my article. Since I was too busy playing Wolfenstein 3D, I don't have a time machine now. How the hell am I ever going to fix this mess?

Well, thanks for voting to feature my article anyways, I really appreciate it!

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Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:20, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit]