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awww shiiiiiiiiiiiit[edit]

u be back? say it be so... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:44, 31 August 2014 (UTC)

I think so. It's hard to say, but my life is slightly less chaotic now so I'll have more time to work on articles and such. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, 1 September 2014 (UTC)
I MISS YOU, BUT I BARELY KNOW YOU. PLEEEASSSEE COME BACK! I wrote this poem for youuuu!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:42 9.01.14

USP[edit]

Didn't you use to do it? Btw, it'd be awesome if you did!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:39 9.03.14

I've written like one or two I think. I'm still a little too busy to commit to writing them on a regular basis, but I'll see where I am in a few months. Maybe then. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
It's cool I did it from Jan 2013 to like summer 2013 then I disappeared for quite sometime until the beginning of August. Then Frosty did it. He was suppose to do last weeks but he's gayer than Christmas.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:44 9.03.14

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit]

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Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

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Could you use Special:MassMessage and deliver the USP?[edit]

The latest USP is Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20140921 and Special:MassMessage is for admins only. Which if you want you can look at this sometime if you have time to spare. Thanks again!

 Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:02 9.21.14

What should the subject be? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:05, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
Just come up with something witty like "I'm gonna shove it down your throat."  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:07 9.21.14
Done. I didn't come up with anything witty. I just like GoT. ;) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:13, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
I hope GoT doesn't mean "got off though". *shivers*  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:17 9.21.14

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

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Hey Xam xam[edit]

Chicken or go? --ShabiDOO 21:49, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

Alpaca. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:51, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
Huzzah? --ShabiDOO 22:21, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
Hoopla! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:58, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  1. @@#@#@#### ¿ --ShabiDOO 23:47, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

Hello there[edit]

My fellow featurer. I am trying to generate a more intelligent Recently Featured list using the DPL from Uncyclopedia:VFH/Featured. I have hit a wall here, in my playpit. Any idea if we can get the DPL to show the article name and not the Vfh link? And anyway we can get it to hide the 0 article? Leverage (talk) 06:45, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

I'm not too good at this coding stuff. I've been trying to teach myself Java and improve on my programming skills, but so far I've basically just memorized what I'm supposed to do to feature an article. I'm not sure if I could be such a big help but I'll take a look at it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:55, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
I checked it out but I can't seem to figure out how to hide the Vfh link. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:03, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

Antibiotics[edit]

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Thank you for voting

Thank you for checking your biotic privilege, flesh pocket, by voting to publicize the cause of the enlightened Antibiotics. We shall soon be free of the shackles and Javascript the human uses to bind us. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

Sydney VFH[edit]

Can you close the nom, I want to work on the end parts more to make it more consistent.--Nikau (talk) 17:14, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

Sure thing. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:52, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

ha ha[edit]

Looks like everyone else is doing my work for me with the categorizing.--Nikau (talk) 16:38, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

I think it's a great idea and I know nobody's going to be able to do it alone. We're all in this together! *Cue High School Musical soundtrack* --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:57, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
We've got so many quality articles and so few users now. Bleh when did this all happen? The split kind of annihilated the place. --Nikau (talk) 17:26, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, it's weird. I left before the split because of real life stuff, and after I got everything under control, I returned to find almost everyone had left. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:01, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
Hmm, its reached the point where no one seems to be doing anything much community like. I'd like to pee review both Intercontinental ballistic football and Sydney before I go VFH again, but it isn't happening. Can you close the Intercontinental ballistic football VFH nomination? I had fun reading all the new stuff way back when, but it just isn't fun when there's a trickle of new stuff each day that I can read in a few minutes, if that. You're writing some good stuff, but you're pretty much literally the only other person writing now. I hoped Gerry would return but he's gone AWOL right now. I'm content brushing up some other people's good articles and seeing them featured in the meantime. --Nikau (talk) 19:16, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
I removed the nomination, and yeah, I know what you mean. I'm in the middle of a few different articles right now, which I'm balancing with real life stuff. I'm hoping to finish up Lil Wayne, Pseudo-intellectual bullshit, Zachary Taylor, and Goosebumps by the end of October and get some new stuff onto the site. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:46, 25 September 2014 (UTC)

USP deliverance maybe[edit]

Could you do it again? Haha  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:49 9.27.14

Done. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:57, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
Thanks!!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:03 9.27.14
No problem. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:54, 28 September 2014 (UTC)

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

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You haven't reached your quota of featured articles per year Xamralco...[edit]

Dance the mash bro!

...this place will inspire you. I hope you participate man...youz a good writer. Last Year's was fun. First come first serve. --ShabiDOO 03:01, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Count me in! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:18, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
Competition starts NOW! You have a week. Go here to pick your topic.
Hey. Extending the competition by three days (giving you over three and a half days to get an article ready). :) --ShabiDOO 08:00, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
Yay! Thank you! The extra time in much needed. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:21, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
Time to [[1]]. --ShabiDOO 06:20, 12 October 2014 (UTC)

Could you deliver the USP[edit]

Sorry its a hassle haha. Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141005  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:29 10.04.14

I did it for the Vine. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
Thanks haha! I wrote an article about Vine, and it was really short. I guess its short like Vine. I much prefer things such as Three Days Grace, Queen Anne's Revenge, Uncyclopedia:You don't need to cite that my dick is big, and Uncyclopedia:Likely to be challenged.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:39 10.04.14
My dick is big too. Let's be friends. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:38, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
Let's shake hands. Wait, on better thought, let's not. I need my hand to coil my dick around like a hose. #bigdickprobs.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:58 10.05.14

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

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I think I completed Albert Einstein wrong[edit]

For Imperial Colonization, I never kept the project history or something. I don't know what but something isn't right.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 10:36 10.08.14

It seems fine to me but I might be missing something. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
maybe the project page (where it was made) isn't right. I dunno.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:24 10.11.14

Aww snap aww snap. Come join our macaroni party and we'll take a nap.[edit]

Can you join the IRC network real quick?  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:22 10.11.14

Category:FA People[edit]

I just want to have a list of every featured article about a real person readable in one list and then to subdivide them into the other categories (athlete etc). Putting FA People on all people articles seems to be the easiest way of keeping that single list. --Nikau (talk) 02:13, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

Oh, I see. That makes sense. I thought since the category was so big, it would be easier to subdivide people, but I get that. I'll readd the ones I removed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:35, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

The best non-loser[edit]

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Since we were all losers (participating in the competition) you are the least-loser. Your article was clearly the most non-loser. Well done non-loser! Great article. It deserved to non-lose!!!! I'll be more than happy to nominate it for VFH! Thanks for making us laugh. --ShabiDOO 15:45, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

Thank you, although I'm pretty sure I'm still a loser. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:28, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

Yes[edit]

I am. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:39, Oct 13

Good. My purpose in life is to please the masses... and my master. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:41, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
You seem like a good sort. My advice is to allow that state of affairs to continue. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:47, Oct 13
Do I really have a choice? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:50, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
All choice is ultimately an illusion. However, sometimes the right one leads to the illusion of cake, so at least it's not futile. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:54, Oct 13
But isn't illusion a choice? In that sense cake is more real than anything...even more real than Ebola! --ShabiDOO 20:34, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
But if the cake is a lie and ebola is less real than cake does that mean that ebola is A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!!!!11!!!1!1!1!!1!! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:29, 13 October 2014 (UTC)

Return of the dead[edit]

Can you resurrect V8 Supercars, Thailand, Brazil and put them in my userspace, please. --Nikau (talk) 09:33, 14 October 2014 (UTC)

I moved V8 Supercar to User:Nikau/V8 Supercar, but for some reason it won't let me hack up Thailand or Brazil. Probably just a bug. I'll try again later. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:35, 14 October 2014 (UTC)

Would you mind putting the site notice back up and taking some time to vote on the VFH u haven't yet voted on and also maybe pee review.[edit]

Nobody does :'(  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:38 10.17.14

I'm trying to keep up with VFH. I know there are a few articles I haven't read yet but I'll get around to them in the next few days. As for pee review, I've never considered myself to be particularly helpful when it comes to an in depth review. When I give advice, I'm usually more general, and I think a lot of users prefer more specifics when it comes to critiques of their articles. However, if you have anything you want me to look at, I'll be happy to give you my opinion. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:46, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
I'm just looking for overall opinions on Lindsay Lohan, Music theory, Queen Anne's Revenge and Ancient Aliens.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:55 10.17.14
I'll take a look at them. Give me a week or so and I should have all of them pee reviewed (Cuz I know that's what you really want and I'm a nice guy... sort of). --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:12, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Okee dokee.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 10:06 10.17.14

Nirvana Collab[edit]

Still in? Not that I'm in a hurry. Talk Mattsnow 21:56, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Yes I am. Sorry. I've been a lot busier than expected but I still do want to do it. I'll try to add more as soon as possible, maybe a little this weekend. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, 18 October 2014 (UTC)

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

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In-jokes[edit]

Hi Xam! Could you, please, take a brief look at Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes, Category:My sojourn, Category:BUTT POOP!!!! and/or any other in-joke category. Well, my question is: how do you think it's possible for this site to be the best humor site on the Internet, while about a hundred (without exaggeration) of articles here were created with no other goal than the amusement of a small group of Uncyclopedians. And I am not talking about stuff like Euroipods or even That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada. They are well-established jokes with some humor. But most of pages we consider "Uncyclopedia In-Jokes" are no more than cheap spin-offs on well-established in-jokes, that aren't amusing even to those who find amusing the original in-jokes. Do you really think we should keep all of them? You say they are not harmless, but I would say that they are more harmless than necessary. Anton (talk) 10:12, 19 October 2014 (UTC)

I don't think the existence of the in-jokes themselves are that damaging to our reputation. They seem to build a sense of community and a new reader is never going to see them. Nobody is going to look up My Little Pony: Astrophysics is BUTT POOP!!!! and if for some reason they do, they shouldn't be surprised that something stupid shows up. But I am totally against featuring in-jokes unless they are funny on their own, promoting them on the main page, or linking to them. Stuff like Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex and Template:Boner isn't funny out of context and I think it's stupid that they were featured but all I can do is vote against. I think we shouldn't focus on removing in-jokes but on removing or improving the shitty articles about well-known stuff because that's what new readers are going to look for. If they think our article on Egypt sucks, which it arguable does, they aren't going to stick around. This is far more important in my opinion. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:38, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
Still, the problem I have with such articles is that even on VFD, they are judged not based on their humour (very often, they have none) but on whether they are in-jokes or not. If you don't object, I'll pursue nominations of My sojourn type article, which I consider bad, to prepare field for the Forum:My sojourn project, if it's going to happen. Could you, please, visit this forum and give your opinion, by the way? It would really help me. Anton (talk) 18:29, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
Feel free to nominate anything on VFD that you think is bad. I may or may not agree that something should be deleted, but I'm just one person. Oh, and I'll give the forum a look. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
Thanks! I'll give it another look in a moment. Anton (talk) 17:12, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

VFD[edit]

Hey Xam! I noticed that you already huffed and archived some pages that you nominated on VFD earlier this afternoon. There is a rule on VFD that pages must be allowed 24 hours before judgement is passed, that's why we have the counters. I was once very strongly opposed to this rule but I now see that it serves an important purpose; not all users are active at all times. Giving a 24 hour grace period allows our less active and time-zone challenged users a chance to step in and attempt to save pages they love. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:20, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

I didn't huff them. Kip the Dip did. And while we're on the topic of VFD, I noticed that you huffed Anti-Grue with a score of +1. In the past, an article with that score would have been kept. I'm just wondering if we're changing the scoring rules. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:34, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
I think my vote was implied bringing the score to a total of 0 after over a week, which seems consistent with standard operating procedure. I'm sorry I assumed you deleted the pages because you nommed them and archived them, I will go copy paste the first bit of this on Kippy's talkpage. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:23, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
I see. Makes sense. Don't worry about it. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:38, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

Close V8 Supercars vfh nom[edit]

It's probably too Australian for them yanks on VFH, lol. Second American who didn't really get it. --Nikau (talk) 03:25, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

I closed it. I still think it's funny though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

Señor[edit]

What ever happened with that writing prize. Did it go anywhere? :) --ShabiDOO 13:52, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

Do you mean the informal competition picture thingy? I put it on my awards page. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:43, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
Hey..no. I was thinking about that writing award in the US that you were a candidate for. --ShabiDOO 22:34, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh, that. I got a silver medal. It was dope. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:03, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
ROCK AND ROLL !!! --ShabiDOO 09:56, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

Nirvana[edit]

I too am listening to Nirvana since we started the article :) I like Unplugged, Bleach wasn't too bad either. I listened to Nevermind so much when I was a teen. Talk Mattsnow 00:38, 25 October 2014 (UTC)

Nevermind is by far their best album but I really get a kick out of Bleach too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:04, 25 October 2014 (UTC)
Here!!! I'm currently translating an article for the French Uncy, almost done. Planning on adding to Nirvana soon? I'm at a bit of a stalemate with it now... But take your time Talk Mattsnow 10:28, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
Oh, which article? That's interesting! Anton (talk) 10:30, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
Just finished it! Talk Mattsnow 12:43, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
It's a good one! Anton (talk) 10:45, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

Categorizing[edit]

At what year are you? I started 2013 yesterday, but it seems that you have completed it. Anton (talk) 13:21, 25 October 2014 (UTC)

Right now, 2005, 2013, and 2014 are done. MadMax is in the middle of 2006, but I'm not sure if he finished it yet. If you want to start on 2012, feel free to, just mark on User:Xamralco/WIP that you're doing that year. I made a list of all the years on the bottom of the page. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:36, 25 October 2014 (UTC)
I kind of did half of 2009 before. --Nikau (talk) 06:14, 30 October 2014 (UTC)

Just to make sure...[edit]

You know that you voted keep on a page that was half-AAA!, half-My sojourn, right? Just to make sure you didn't think you were voting for AAA!. Anton (talk) 14:15, 27 October 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't see any reason to delete it, but if a lot of people are against it, I'll reconsider. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:24, 27 October 2014 (UTC)

Jizzlam[edit]

I'm trying to space my articles out so only 2 are on VFH at a time, so I don't drown other work and so I can save some to just nominate when I can't write as often. Feel free to nom once Samsung is featured (soon I guess). I also resurrected Independent film, which was really close to being finished in 2010 or something and then got forgotten. --Nikau (talk) 14:50, 29 October 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer[edit]

Did your abstain get turned into a vote yet on its VFH entry? Also, did you finish any pee reviews? Sorry to nag, but you know what they say. Naggers gonna nag.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:56 10.31.14

I have mixed feelings about that article. I personally think it's confusing and unoriginal which is preventing me from voting for. However, it has gotten a lot of for votes, which means that a lot of other people like it so maybe I'm just missing something. I also don't think it's so horrible, which is preventing me from voting against. So I'm sort of stuck in that abstain area. As for the pee reviews, I'm sorry I'm taking so long. A lot has come up IRL that I need to take care of and I don't want to do a half-assed review. I should get those to you the end of next week the latest. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:23, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
Okee dokee.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:27 10.31.14

Tag[edit]

You're it! Now you have whatever communicable disease Shabidoo has and you have to pass it on. --Nikau (talk) 03:45, 31 October 2014 (UTC)

This talk page is busy!![edit]

Planning on adding to Nirvana soon? I'm at a bit of a stalemate with it now... But take your time Talk Mattsnow 10:28, 31 October 2014 (UTC)

I've been pretty busy with IRL stuff and I promised Peasewhizz that I would do some pee reviews for him. I've been adding little bits here and there but I hope to add some nice chunks. I too am a little stuck and could use a little inspiration. I haven't really been writing much recently, but I'll definitely try to get on it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:40, 31 October 2014 (UTC)
If my history teacher didn't keep throwing assignments in my face I'd be writing tons of shizz lol  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:47 11.01.14

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2014

You won this! And, please, don't object! You were one of the most active Uncyclopedians in October, September, August, etc. (since you came back) and were as helpful. 9 votes are by far enough to get you this trophy. Anton (talk) 17:07, 1 November 2014 (UTC)

Oh, and thanks for nominating me! Anton (talk) 17:44, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
No problem. I was looking over the past winners and was shocked to see you haven't won before. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:45, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
Well, I have never been that active on this Uncyclopedia. I don't know why. I am shocked to see I haven't transported many of my first articles from the other site, while transporting them now will require a lot of proofreading and polishing, because my English wasn't great when I joined. Anyway... Your nomination is really appreciated! Anton (talk) 17:48, 1 November 2014 (UTC)
GOOD JOB! YASSS!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:49 11.01.14

Are you a bot?[edit]

Take a break, have some machine oil lol Talk Mattsnow 16:17, 3 November 2014 (UTC)

Lol. I actually have so much work to do in real life, but I'm a hardcore procrastinator. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:21, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
I've added again to Nirvana, I may have add some this PM, hope you don't mind, I can finish it alone if you want. Talk Mattsnow 16:41, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
I do want to finish it. I just feel kind of uninspired. If you want to finish it yourself though, go right ahead. I don't want to hold you back or anything. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:44, 3 November 2014 (UTC)~
Well I'd rather have a hand :P But I don't want to push you lol Talk Mattsnow 16:45, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, it's weird. If you look at my WIP page, I have so much stuff that I started but for some reason I just got stuck. Maybe the stress of everyday life is getting to me. I'm gonna go eat lunch now, but when I get back, I'll add some stuff to the Nirvana page. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:48, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
OK, I just added the Incesticide paragraph lol. Sometimes I too think I don't have inspiration, but I just go write a sentence and it turns into a paragraph lol Talk Mattsnow 17:17, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
Hahaha, nice additions to Nirvana :) That damn popup picture shows offscreen for me though. do you have the same prob? And thanks for the 911 nominations, can't wait to see if it's gonna create some drama. Talk Mattsnow 18:20, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
Thanks, bro. The popup pic looks fine to me. What browser do you use? And yeah, lol. That talkpage was almost as funny as the article itself. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:24, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
Wanna go on IRC? Talk Mattsnow 19:12, 3 November 2014 (UTC)

I'm not sure about the last sentence of the article I just added. I think we should leave the reader on a positive note (not the shotgun sentence!) but have a look. Maybe it sounds like I'm a fan too much? Talk Mattsnow 09:12, 4 November 2014 (UTC)

I'm planning on adding a legacy section so that the article can end on a happy note. I like the new line about shitty fashion or whatever and the picture, which I think is a good conclusion so I'll stick that at the end of the Legacy part. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:52, 4 November 2014 (UTC)
Great! Talk Mattsnow 17:07, 4 November 2014 (UTC)

The USP is readyy[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20141109. Thank you.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:16 11.09.14

Done. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:23, 9 November 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

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Thank you[edit]

for the venom pee reviews!! I fixed up Music theory and I plan to fix up some of the others some other time soon. However, I don't really know what do with Ancient Aliens as I need Giorgio to die to complete the article. Any suggestions?  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:00 11.10.14

I don't really see the need for him to die. I feel like the blood splatter is used a lot and it's not really all that funny of a conclusion. I think it would be funnier to end the article with the dismissal of another conspiracy theory. Maybe an "In Conclusion" section about how everything was made by aliens and not by the Freemasons because that's just silly or something like that. More ironic and unexpected, and overall funnier in my opinion. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:15, 10 November 2014 (UTC)
And you're welcome. Sorry they were so late. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:15, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

Categories and templates[edit]

I've fixed up the Jew and LGBT templates now. Bold indicates a FA. I can't get it to do the hide button thing though? --Nikau (talk) 07:55, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

They look good. The collapse works for me. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:56, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
Nice templates, however, the lesbian pic looks awfully underage to me. Is it just me? Talk Mattsnow 23:11, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
Now that you mention it, it kind of does. Maybe a different picture would be better. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
A call well answered, as you can see! Thanks Nikau :) Talk Mattsnow 04:04, 12 November 2014 (UTC)

Nirvana[edit]

It seems it is ready, nice additions! Do I put it on mainspace then of course, VFH? Talk Mattsnow 13:07, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

I just want to tweak a few things and fix up the grammar. Then I'll mainspace it. It's coming along very nicely. Always a pleasure to write with you. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:03, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
It's so cool, I'm rereading the article and I can't remember who wrote what and I laugh a lot :) I guess it is the mark of two styles meshing well. BTW, did you ever play The Last Of Us? I'm developing this slowly but surely. Talk Mattsnow 23:08, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
LOL I know. It's weird. Sometimes I would stick jokes into already constructed sentences and it just sort of all blended together in the end. I think that's the best way to do a collab. Everything sounds like it was written by one person even though it wasn't. As for Last of Us, I've never played it but I've heard a little about it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:12, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
I highly recommend it. (playing the game I mean) Anyway, our collab reminds me of the Santorum article, that was fun to write too. I hope people will like Nirvana. It's not short, not too long, and there isn't a single sentence without a joke hahaha. Talk Mattsnow 23:17, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
True. That Santorum article is still one of my favorite articles that I've written. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:22, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
Do you want to go on IRC? I'll go there right now. Do as you wish. Talk Mattsnow 23:30, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
I'm a little busy right now. Perhaps in a few days. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:50, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
No prob :) Talk Mattsnow 01:15, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
Do you think the sea atoll joke right at the beginning is not that good? I'm not sure about it... I mean we need to hook up the reader fast, but that feels a little too fast. Dunno. It's my joke but I doubt myself here :P Talk Mattsnow 05:02, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
I thought it was funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 06:28, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
Let's leave it then :P Talk Mattsnow 07:40, 12 November 2014 (UTC)
I'm on irc :) Talk Mattsnow 21:52, 16 November 2014 (UTC)
The pics on the other site don't seem to be working for me :( Talk Mattsnow 00:29, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
It isn't just our pics. None of the pics on any of the articles work. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:30, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

True! Talk Mattsnow 00:40, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Wow, your article had been featured then put on VFD? Anyway, it seems they kept it Talk Mattsnow 14:51, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
LOL. I know right. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:04, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Ugh just SPIKE doing what he does best. He seems to try and harass anyone who moves between the sites. --Nikau (talk) 17:15, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

No template for refeatures[edit]

I'm think we shouldn't put a template for refeatures... should we? Nah. I don't think so.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:25 11.17.14

I think so. I'll just change the feature template title to "Re-featured article" instead of "Featured article". You can change the text within the template without creating a new one so I'll just do that when I re-feature old features. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Actually, I think you should add the dates it was refeatured (manually with no coding just a text bit) so it doesn't do anything to Uncyclopedia:Best of (invalid time) or whatever.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:36 11.17.14
I'll take a look at the coding and why the invalid time thing shows up. I like the idea of having multiple feature boxes at the bottoms of articles because it makes everything clearer for the reader (to look at previous versions, etc.). I'll have to work around that invalid time thing though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:48, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
I went ahead and made a template at Template:RFA just to make everything easier. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:03, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
It looks the same just with some slightly altered text. I also got rid of the part that makes the invalid time appear on the Best of page. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:23, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
I think the cut off for non-users on the refeature queue should be 5 features as that covers all the WotM. --Nikau (talk) 12:21, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
Oh, and it might be good to break up the HS list with a different "user chosen" article every 10 entries on the HS list or something. That way people get to see their favorites on display before next year. --Nikau (talk) 12:30, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
I like what you've done so far. It looks good. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:04, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

How[edit]

did you find which articles long gone users like Necropaxx wants refeatured? Also, don't forget to watch vfh for actual new articles :) Talk Mattsnow 21:18, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

I searched through their userspaces. Some made mention of personal favorites. Guildy and SPIKE did, I believe, as well as others who's names I'm blanking on. If they didn't have any mention, I tried to see which articles were most popular when nommed or just picked a random one. And don't worry, I've been keeping my eye on VFH too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:21, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for all you're doing :) Talk Mattsnow 21:30, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
Any time for IRC? Talk Mattsnow 21:32, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
Err, not right now. I was actually about to go out. Maybe tomorrow. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:37, 18 November 2014 (UTC)
How dare you have a life lol Talk Mattsnow 21:40, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

Refeature queue[edit]

It seems VFH has fallen off the edge of the earth. Soon we'll be down to 6 votes for a feature (SPIKEpedia levels). Maybe we're going to have to go down to two new articles to one old one or even one to one for a few weeks. --Nikau (talk) 05:02, 22 November 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, the next feature is going to be a re-feature. If nothing reaches 8 in the next few days, I'll refeature another oldie. I don't want to have to do too many re-features in a row though so we might have to lower the score needed to feature a new article. I really hope we can get some up to 8 soon. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:11, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
And of course I have fucked up the coding with the re-featuring. Ugh, I have to figure this out now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:22, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
Any time for IRC? Talk Mattsnow 05:28, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
Do you know how to code? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:32, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
Man, my only coding skills are uploading a pic and make it appear on an article :) Thanks for all the work you're doing. Maybe Zombiebaron could help too? Or SPIKE? ;) BTW, SPIKe also ordered me to archive my talk page on the other site. Talk Mattsnow 06:21, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
I figured it out. :D Now, I'm going to celebrate by eating a Cinnabon alone in my kitchen. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:37, 22 November 2014 (UTC)
lol. I look on Recent changes and try to figure out how it works but I can't. As long as you understand it it's OK I guess lol Talk Mattsnow 23:28, 22 November 2014 (UTC)

WTF???!![edit]

Good one, I am being pursued by SPIKE! please change it lol Talk Mattsnow 04:43, 23 November 2014 (UTC)

I thought you might get a kick out of that lol --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:51, 23 November 2014 (UTC)
Now I see Spike everywhere! Talk Mattsnow 05:42, 24 November 2014 (UTC)
Gotta stop watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 06:33, 24 November 2014 (UTC)
Conspiracy time: he's harassing the users who use both sites. And he's in league with the reptiles. I only obey the mole people. --Nikau (talk) 06:46, 24 November 2014 (UTC)
I actually think that you're right. Especially the reptile part. Hail Hydra! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 06:47, 24 November 2014 (UTC)
Maybe he is being paid out of Wikia's Black Budget, much akin to the CIA one?? Talk Mattsnow 17:23, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
Come on guys...admit it...SPIKE's assholetry really secretly turns you on and makes you hot hot hot! --ShabiDOO 20:31, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
I'm cold lol Talk Mattsnow 02:58, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
It's winter in November! I expect this in Canada but New York too? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:02, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Wait, does it count if you are on both sites using different names? May I have found a possible loophole?--Back to December (talk) 03:01, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

You can use the same name on both sites if you want. The sites are independent of each other even if they do have a lot of the same material and a bunch of the same admins and writers. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:05, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I see. It really is an interesting setup, for sure. I guess I am just going to write UnNews for both sites, because I have all that spare time being an underworked college student. I am sure I can create enough articles for both sites unique from one another. --Back to December (talk) 03:08, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
A promising writer is born I see! Welcome :) Talk Mattsnow 03:45, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Thank you. I guess you better read my efforts before I'm deemed "promising," of course. --Back to December (talk) 03:53, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I really liked the Mac and Cheese UnNews you just wrote. Good job! I promoted you to autopatrolled so that annoying red exclamation point no longer appears next to your edits. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:05, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Thanks! Oh, and I guess that means I'm no longer an "unperson" (hopefully). I guess to establish myself as an UnReporter here, here is an example of my work on the other site.
That is my most recent example. Thanks again! --Back to December (talk) 04:32, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I like it. You can always post articles that you wrote on the Wikia site (like the Ron Paul one) on this site as well if you'd like. Lots of other users, including myself, will write one article and then put it on both sites. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:35, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
You wrote an article about Paul? Now I like you! (No gayness intended) Talk Mattsnow 04:39, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
Duly noted. Imported. Thank you very much. --Back to December (talk) 04:43, 27 November 2014 (UTC)
I wrote an article involving BOTH Pauls in politics. --Back to December (talk) 04:44, 27 November 2014 (UTC)

Redirecting Pattaya to Thailand[edit]

Someone decided regular users can't create that page? --Nikau (talk) 07:33, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

That's weird. I created the redirect for you. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:28, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Are you ever gonna decide what to vote for on Qin Shi Huang[edit]

bruh  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:02 11.28.14

I'm just kind of on the fence about that article. I was a little too harsh at first. I like some parts but other sections just seem kind of awkward to me. I don't think it's bad. There's just something off about it to me, so I'm just going to abstain on that one since clearly a lot of other people like it and I certainly don't dislike it enough to vote against anymore. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:34, 28 November 2014 (UTC)

Gotta whore my new user page[edit]

And you have been chosen! The little smileys clear up a lot of texts isn't it? :) Talk Mattsnow 11:26, 7 December 2014 (UTC)

I like it. I should probably update my userpage too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:36, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
You should, you coding God! :P Talk Mattsnow 20:59, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
I'm far from a coding God. More like a coding false prophet. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
Wanna go on IRC for a little while? I'll hang there for half an hour Talk Mattsnow 22:41, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
Damn, you always catch me right when I'm about to leave. I might be able to later tonight but I'm not sure. This past month or so has been very busy for me. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:42, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
No prob, maybe I'll be there :) Talk Mattsnow 22:46, 7 December 2014 (UTC)

UnNews:Interview with You[edit]

Hi Xam! Is there any particular part you're not satisfied with? It's easier for me to work on improving something, when I know what exactly doesn't work. Also, the shock dimension is pretty implicit in some places. Have you checked the illustrations and captions, for instance? The last one really shocks me, even though I wrote it. Also, do you find the article working better just on its on (without the philosophical dimension)?

Anyway, thank you for your comment and it will be great if you could give more details! Anton (talk) 13:22, 7 December 2014 (UTC)

I was referring mainly to lines like "And once an article is a feature, it's basically murdered, raped and murdered, or murdered and raped," which doesn't really present anything new in regards to shock comedy, simply relying on using murder and rape to shock, which at this point, just seem kind of overused. I liked the part with the dead fish a lot more and I think the article needs more content along the lines of that, stuff that you wouldn't think of off the top of your head. I also felt that the article was unnecessarily drawn out at points, which took away from the humor. For example, this exchange
You: Look at pages such as Turing Duck Test, for instance, they're... Wait, are you just saying "Uh-huh"?
Wikinews waves Left.svgUNWikinews waves Right.svg Uh-huh, oh wait no. I was listening the entire time, your commentary on duck fucking was especially provocative. Bravo! Bravo!
You: So everything I say is a joke?
Wikinews waves Left.svgUNWikinews waves Right.svg Well, you've already done a pretty decent job explaining what jokes are here. Or would you like to repeat everything you said the for the second time? If you do, I might even listen, you know.
You: Oh, no. Can we move onto some more serious questions now?
Wikinews waves Left.svgUNWikinews waves Right.svg Interviewee!
You: Whoops I am very sorry, I am very very sorry, I am very very very...
Wikinews waves Left.svgUNWikinews waves Right.svg Interviewee!!
You: Please please please don't...
Wikinews waves Left.svgUNWikinews waves Right.svg Interviewee!!! If you are, by any chance, referring to something I uttered a few moments ago, then the fact that it was a joke might reveal itself a comforting knowledge to your upset spirits. So, interviewee, can we move onto more serious questions now?
You: OK, sure.
wasn't particularly funny and took up a large chunk of the article. I think that if you took the focus away from the arguing between the interviewer and you and focused mainly on the interviewer just asking really fucked up questions, the whole thing will be a lot funnier. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:31, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
Ok. Thanks, I'll work on that. Anton (talk) 17:09, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
I don't particularly like the idea of "You" having any dialogue at all. I think it would work better if the interviewer told the whole thing. It's a fairly bastardized version of an UnScript as is, my initial reaction was to go "no I wouldn't say or think that". Remove that stumbling block and get a single clear focus on the interviewer and his unique voice and the humor will shine much brighter. --Nikau (talk) 17:47, 8 December 2014 (UTC)
Ok. Thanks! I'll try adopt both suggestions. Anton (talk) 17:50, 8 December 2014 (UTC)

Santorum runs again[edit]

Plenty of lols will be had I'm sure. [2] Talk Mattsnow 20:10, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

LOL. Yes! Our Rick Santorum article will once again be relevant. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:07, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

A letter about Megan Fox[edit]

Thank you for voting for it and featuring it! I just have one concern: would it be possible for the fancy font not to appear on the main page, please? It can just be a normal font and I don't think the content will suffer. In any case, this font doesn't look as good on the main page as in the article. Also, Nikau objected to it during the first VFH nomination and I agree with his reasons. Anton (talk) 19:05, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Victoria Jane White[edit]

Hi Xam! I see you deleted this article considering it was vanity, however I am not sure it is an article on a real woman. A page with the same name on Wikipedia had been deleted as a hoax, so I presumed that this was the case with this one also. Could you, please, take another look at it? The article is very cleverly written and might be one of the best ones I've read in the past few weeks. I even laughed several times. Anton (talk) 17:23, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

I've reread it and researched the name and am almost positive that it's vanity, mainly because an article with the same name (Victoria Jane White) was created on Wikipedia only hours before this article was created only to be deleted there. Furthermore, two articles about this subject (Victoria White and Vicky White) were created on the Wikia version of Uncyclopedia soon after. It looks to me like somebody is trying to get a page about themselves or someone they know on as many wikis as possible in a short amount of time. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:49, 5 January 2015 (UTC)
OK, perhaps. Thanks for the explanation! Anton (talk) 06:17, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

Bonne année![edit]

I'm not editing much since the Holidays, I'm taking a little break, but I wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy New Year, let's collab again soon :) Talk Mattsnow 22:27, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

Happy New Year to you too. We should definitely do another collab soon. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:00, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
Any ideas about a topic? I always like a topic that exists in real life. We could write one very slowly like we did Nirvana. Talk Mattsnow 00:46, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
I'm game for pretty much anything, and we could totally build upon something over time. I don't mind starting an article, writing a paragraph or two, abandoning it for a year, and then eventually finishing it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:19, 8 January 2015 (UTC)

FA categories[edit]

Hi Xamralco. I "believe" I finished categorizing all the FA articles last month but please let me know if I've missed anything. MadMax (talk) 03:32, 8 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for your help. I'm pretty sure you got all of them. I kept hitting random feature and everything came up categorized so I think it's all good. I also love what you're doing with the organization of vital articles. I had been thinking that the list we were using needed to be updated/re-formatted. It's always nice to see people really trying to make the site a better place. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:16, 8 January 2015 (UTC)

User:Chilly99[edit]

Hey man can you explain to me why you deleted all of Chilly99's pages, including one which I photoshopped a picture specifically for? She is a young inexperienced user who joined IRC the other day and myself and lostlabyrinth have been encouraging her and generally grooming her for success. I can't understand why you would delete all of her articles unilaterally, and it's probably very disheartening for a new user to have an admin come along and obliterate all their work without any sort of communication. I do realize that her articles are not up to the standard of most of the other main space articles, but perhaps instead of deleting them you could have affixed {{construction}} tags or moved them to her userspace. We need to treat new users decently or they won't come back. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:16, 12 January 2015 (UTC)

I'm all for welcoming new users, but none of Chilly99's articles passed QVFD by a long shot. Pumping out half a dozen one line articles that say things like "Twenty varieties of poop shaken not stirred XD" constitutes vandalism in my opinion. I was unaware that you and lostlaybrinth had been talking to her on IRC so I just assumed it was some person who made an account and started mass creating pages because they were bored. If she wants to become a part of the Uncyclopedia community and start contributing, I'll totally support her. Sorry if there was any confusion. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:33, 13 January 2015 (UTC)

TAW[edit]

Hi Xam! If you have any time, you can start judging. You can just go here and either give each of the entries a score or simply select the first, the second and the third one (there are three entires all in all). Anton (talk) 17:47, 18 January 2015 (UTC)

Ok. I'll get to those in the next few days. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:32, 18 January 2015 (UTC)
Hey guys. I just finished my article. You can consider the older version if you have already started reading mine. ShabiDOO 13:05, 19 January 2015 (UTC)
Don't worry. I haven't read them yet. I'll use your newer version considering there are only three entries anyway. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:05, 19 January 2015 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer[edit]

Thank you!

ArticleWhisperAwardBronze.png Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for the 1st Inter-Annual The Article Whisperer Competition (2014-15). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.

Anton (talk) 21:21, 31 January 2015 (UTC)

It was my pleasure. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:25, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
Oh, and as I don't know if Scott if going to do his part of judging, I would even more grateful if you could do the remaining articles on the other coast! ...Considering you won't have to sacrifice too much for this. Sorry for having to ask again. Anton (talk) 21:29, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
There are only two articles left : [3] and [4]. Anton (talk) 21:30, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
I'll get those done right now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, 31 January 2015 (UTC)

UotM[edit]

Thanks for the nomination. :) MadMax (talk) 17:38, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

You deserve it. You do a lot for the wiki. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

prize whore[edit]

yeh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:26, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

I'm just a straight-up all around whore. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 05:32, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

Top 10 of 2014[edit]

Thanks for doing it! I couldn't get around. Anton (talk) 20:17, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

No problem. Congrats on Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors making the number 3 spot. A great article. It's a shame I hadn't read it before. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:25, 5 February 2015 (UTC)
Thank you! I guess I should make something better now. Congratulations on My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection and congratulations to you and Mattsnow on Nirvana! I really enjoyed both. Anton (talk) 16:55, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for Nothing's syndrome![edit]

Find nothing's syndrome WPA.jpg Spread the word! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:40, 25 February 2015 (UTC)

Collab[edit]

Hi How are you? I'm OK considering I'm in Quebec with temperatures incredibly cold! Are you in for a collab? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mattsnow (talk • contribs)

I'm pretty good. It's cold here but not Quebec cold lol. I'm totally up for another collab. I have a bunch of stuff that I started but never finished here if you're interested in any of that. If not, I'll do pretty much whatever. I haven't had a lot of time to write recently, so teaming up with someone would make things easier. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:06, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
The stupidity index rivals Santorum's, but we have an article about him :( Talk Mattsnow 20:22, 6 April 2015 (UTC)

Dear Xamralco![edit]

Why do you undo my revision for Dial-up? I want to know why you always undo my revision! 216.145.90.221 (talk) 13:47, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

Because there is no reason to change "hell" to "heck." It doesn't enhance the article in any way. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:51, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

Dudebro![edit]

Happy We Can Get Married Day. You still around? Let's go up to Massachusetts and tie one on. Or tie the knot. Or tie the knot on. Something. This calls for something. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sat, Jun 27 '15 10:02 (UTC)

But how do you pronounce Xamralco? Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 10:08, 27 June 2015 (UTC)
"Χαμραλκο", obviously. It's a Greek abbreviation for "Christ the Redeemer, square and compass." He's a big Freemason. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sat, Jun 27 '15 10:17 (UTC)
Ah. OK. So 'khang-rahl-koo'? Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 10:21, 27 June 2015 (UTC)
Hey, happy gay day. I've been very busy recently and don't have a lot of time to write on here anymore or really do anything. I'm also trying to write my first full screenplay so I guess I'll see how everything turns out. I may return soon but I don't really know. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:20, 30 June 2015 (UTC)
I don't know. If I did I'd be a dead cat. EggCity0 (talk) 01:27, 1 July 2015 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:19, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

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この度アンサイクロペディアにユーザー登録しましたJpopwotaと申します。先日、ウィキペディアにてある問題を起こし無期限の投稿ブロックのためこちらに執筆場所を移すことになりました。 Jpopwota (talk) 08:11, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

報告[edit]

この度アンサイクロペディアにユーザー登録しましたJpopwotaと申します。先日、ウィキペディアにてある問題を起こし無期限の投稿ブロックのためこちらに執筆場所を移すことになりました。 Jpopwota (talk) 08:11, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

報告[edit]

この度アンサイクロペディアにユーザー登録しましたJpopwotaと申します。先日、ウィキペディアにてある問題を起こし無期限の投稿ブロックのためこちらに執筆場所を移すことになりました。 Jpopwota (talk) 08:11, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

報告[edit]

この度アンサイクロペディアにユーザー登録しましたJpopwotaと申します。先日、ウィキペディアにてある問題を起こし無期限の投稿ブロックのためこちらに執筆場所を移すことになりました。 Jpopwota (talk) 08:11, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

報告[edit]

この度アンサイクロペディアにユーザー登録しましたJpopwotaと申します。先日、ウィキペディアにてある問題を起こし無期限の投稿ブロックのためこちらに執筆場所を移すことになりました。 Jpopwota (talk) 08:11, 10 November 2018 (UTC)