User:TheHappySpaceman

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Hello. My name is Dan. I'm sixteen, I play music, and I like tacos. I have been a member on Uncyclopedia since IV XVII, MMX. I care not whether you edit this article, as long as you are funny and not just stupid.

About me[edit]

Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head

But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!

*[edit]

Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.

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My Articles


News

John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case

Stories

Fowl-Vin and the Dip-Munks

Poems

Love Letter from a Strange Boyfriend ~ Internet Haikus

Songs

I Just Had Lunch

Babelpages

LOLPEDIA ~ Uncyclopediaay

My Articles On Other Sites

UnMeta

Illogicopedia

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Userboxen[edit]

Citizen Kane likes this article.

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2012
Magician of the Month Magician of the month March 2012
Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012

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