User:TheHappySpaceman
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 8 years, 6 months and 24 days. |
Hello. My name is Dan. I'm sixteen, I play music, and I like tacos. I have been a member on Uncyclopedia since IV XVII, MMX. I care not whether you edit this article, as long as you are funny and not just stupid.
About me[edit]
Well, I don't really have much to say, so I'll just tell my life story.*
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head
But it's all right now
in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right
Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
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Actually, that wasn't really my life story, that was just "Jumping Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, but I don't think any of you actually scrolled down this far.
My Articles
News
Stories
Poems
Songs
Babelpages
My Articles On Other Sites
UnMeta
Illogicopedia
My images[edit]
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I'm so sexy, aren't I?
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Clappity clappity clap.
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Clappity-- wha?
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Warning: those who have epilepsy might do the nsk dance.
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But think of the kittens!
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Created for Count to a million.
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Gorillaz are awesome! Also, CTAM.
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Made with YouHoogle, for CTAM.
Userboxen[edit]
Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2012
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