User:Kip the Dip

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Introduction Welcome to my userpage. I'm a nice guy who likes popcorn chicken. I joined Uncyclopedia on February 13, 2007. I can be found in the chatroom as Kip, Kipp, Kippy, K-Dip, or any other variation of "Kip". I'm currently the Tzar of UnNews. If you have any questions or problems in need of solving, consult me on my talk page. Quotes “You are the Michael Bolton of this festering pig's carcass” ~ TKF “You're the Dr. Frankenstein of in-jokes.” ~ Bizzeebeever “The icon of what the bottom of Uncyclopedia has to offer. A disgrace to Uncyclopedia, the internet, his country of origin, and possibly the entire human race. I question many nights why the existence of such a sad and worthless user exists, only to be left without answers. This user's lack of morals, humanity, and logical judgment appall me continuously. I'd use bland insults like "douchebag", "asshat", and "fucktits" to insult this user, but he has probably heard them all before ad nauseum and is now numb to them, regardless of how true they are. Truly a despicable person.” ~ Hotadmin4u69 “Domo arigato Kip-san. *bows*” ~ Wakkoswish123 Major Awards Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2008 Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2011 Uncyclopedian of the Month December 2012 Foolitzer Prize Winner March 2013 Writer of the Month April 2013 You don't even know how to win. How I was inadvertently responsible for crashing Wikia and ruining Uncyclopedia for a day Here's an interesting piece of historical trivia from back when Uncyclopedia was still Wikia's bitch. It involves Chuck Norris of all things. For the longest time the article on Chuck Norris was exactly what you'd expect: Memey, cliché and edited over 9000 times by every Tom, Dick and Harry. It wasn't crap per se, but it wasn't fantastic. One day I casually suggested in the Uncyclopedia IRC that anyone who could rewrite it would be "the chosen one". Gifted writer Ljlego heard this as a clarion call to action. He rewrote the article to what it is today, and it was featured on September 20th, 2007. A new featured article template for the Main Page was made around this time, and Chuck Norris was the first article to be placed on it. Unfortunately, on 9/21 at 0:00 UTC when the featured article was changed, the template caused a database error, of which lead to a crash in Wikia's servers. Call it a roundhouse kick from the man himself. The consequence was Uncyclopedia having to be closed down for the majority of the day. By 9/22, all was peaceful in the world once again, and we moved on with our lives. In conclusion, since I lead Ljlego to rewrite Chuck Norris, by a chain of causation: I DESTROYED UNCYCLOPEDIA FOR A DAY! "True story, bro." CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NON-EPILEPTIC SEIZURE!!! Other cool websites The Onion Cracked The Haddock Overthinking It RationalWiki TARDIS Data Core *cough* on Wikia *cough* Signature -- Kip > Talk • Works •• [1] The Doctor takes Mr-ex777 to another world! PENISMAN!!

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