User:The Woodburninator

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“Written language is still a mystery, as it is unclear if Mongolians know how to read and write, or if they pass on information in the form of dance, like bees.”

~ Historians on Mongolia

“Now, I know some of you, mostly the guys, might think it’s cool to stand up in church, whip out your wang, wiggle it around like a jiggleworm, and give it a couple whaps to your old mom’s cheek, making a sweet echo effect across the pews.”

~ Luke Perry on PSA

“but I prefer to help the world along a path of change, not force change down the throats of others. I never force it. However, if someone was to ask for a little change down their throat, I would be willing and able to push it deep, deep down. Mmmmmm...

~ Professor X on change

“Frankly, forty minutes is too long to microwave almost anything. Maybe if you were trying to cook a turkey in there; I don't know. I've never tried.”

~ Hyperbole on your microwave estimation

“Thomas has taken to telling his family they should rise up and overtake the aliens, even before the family's guardian beetle warrior had removed their leashes. The whole family got the goo for that.”

~ Local Reporter on Talking out against the alien overlords
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8 years, 11 months and 14 days.

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Stupid Nursery Rhymes & Really, Really Dumb Jokes[edit]

I once met a man who was a very resourceful logger.
He had Forest Gumption.


Another?

My Articles[edit]

Concepts, Templates, Random BS[edit]

A High Five to These Articles[edit]

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The Passion of The Woody[edit]

That time I accidentally became an admin.
Couldn't give that shit away.
Tried to get myself paid for my "efforts."
Then fucked up and de-opped myself.
Fin.