Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements[edit]

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
  • Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
  • Consistently write crap.
  • If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?[edit]

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint. Add the {{VoteGOTM}} to their page.

Fabulous Prizes[edit]

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
  • Huffed mercilessly
  • The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

Past "Winners"[edit]

ElvisScrotumNerd42KakunZombiebaron (3) • General SpecificNintendorulezFlameviperBoothmanWikia (2) • SU182Anonymous SlashyPowershot dudeDramaMylenWebgeek111BraydieWalter HumalaStarnestommyGert5OhadaloniZeldafan500FamineMasterof9puppetsOlipro (3) • MediaWiki defaultFonchezzzHinoaRcmurphy (2) • SavethemoosesLOLZORZCajekDr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5SysRqDexter111344YesTimeToEditSpangKip the DipCows go moo when they pooDave2Gouncyclopedia!BizzeebeeverSyndromeMrN9000ToungebudMiley SpearsThekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people!Why do I need to provide this?MnbvcxzPuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-BentonicznyHELPMEElectrified mocha chinchillaNecropaxxTOASTManiac1075ChronarionThatdamnedfollowspotMrowaLyrithya (6) • Dancing dudeLollipopFnoodleRoman Dog BirdFrosty (3) • BizzeebeeverTheHappySpacemanJoe9320MadMaxRAHBDawgMr-ex777DungeonSiegeAddict510 (2) • LeverageYColin "All your base" Heaney

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for June[edit]

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: +3
  1. Gay and Gay Gay gay gay gay gay. RealLifeCartman (talk) 08:54, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. For - Frosty's a douchebag.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:12 4.09.17
  3. FROSTY YR A CUNT FUCK YA SLF – Preceding unsigned comment added by User:Ewfnjn (talk • contribs)

Banzaikitten (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: +7
  1. Nom and For Voted twice on Colin's two year long nomination prompting this whole rebirth of UGotM. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. For Also, wasn't it my March 23-ish vote that triggered you all to reboot UGOTM? --stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookban a vandal) 05:13, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
    In a way; I was happy to let Colin's nomination last forever, but then banzai showed a flagrant disregard for proper voting etiquette and I was forced to end Colin's nomination in order to nominate banzai. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:41, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I will take any accolade I can get. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:54, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I also like voting twice for things. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:55, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I should probably vote for him, for the sake of my safety. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:55, 28 March 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. When I created this award I had in mind something to recognise those willing to go the extra yard in douchebaggery and rampant asshattery. Over the years Banzai has worked hard on this, finally raising the bar to equal and in some cases surpass many of the previous winners of this illustrious award. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. We finally need to get the ball rolling on this, and as douchey as some of the nominated people here are, I cannot think of a single Uncyclopedian who deserves this prestigious award more than Banzaikitten. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:19, 23 November 2017 (UTC)

supergeeky1 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: 1
  1. Nom Deserves this. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. For And while you're at it, listen to In The Court of the Crimson King. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:18, 23 March 2017 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: 2
  1. Nom Has deserved this for quite awhile. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 18:55, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I tried to think of something pretentious to say here Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:59, 23 March, 2017 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: -1
  1. Nom Highly deserving of this. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:12, 23 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm a good guy and you are all lucky to have me. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  01:40, 31 March 2017 (UTC)

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: 0
  1. MEMEMEMEME ME! Me! -— Lyrithya 06:29, 23 March 2017 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: 100
  1. Forever and always. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:29, 24 March 2017 (UTC)
  2. unbelievable, i still hate this guy --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:21, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

Donald Trump[edit]

Score: 0
  • comment: he "rocks" according to some guy with an mst3k avatar on rate your music (where i'm active nowadays, hi everybody) --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:23, 24 March 2017 (UTC)

MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups )[edit]

Score: 1
  • NomFor. Almost 100,000 edits and not a single one of them in 2017. For shame. -RAHB 05:54, 25 March 2017 (UTC)