Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame

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“The venn diagram of 'people who know mediawiki' and 'people who are funny' are two separate circles on opposite sides of the universe.”
~ Oscar Wilde

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Here at Uncyclopedia, the only thing we like more than voting, whoring ourselves around to get votes from voters, making sure the vote score is up-to-date on articles we've written that are being voted on, having the most number of votes (or at least having more votes than someone else), and receiving awards from voters as a result of having received the most number of votes, is seeing our names in print for the achievements we've received awards for.

Some strongly feel that this is because Uncyclopedians love lists almost as much as they love votes, while others argue it is a logical extension of the fact that lists are comprised of individuals who've become notable as a result of being extraordinarily talented vote whores.

Whatever the truth, everyone can agree that it's nothing to be proud of. So welcome to the Hall of Shame, and please, hang your head accordingly.

The VFH Hall of Shame

For writers who've scored a hat trick (3 features or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia. Not listed? Add yourself.


Name Features Titles
Aleister 92 Anne Hathaway, Mortal Sin, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with PF4Eva and Funnybony), Garage sale, HowTo:Blow a dog, Sideboob, Nintendo (with Paizuri & Skinfan13), Giant Jew Band, Bruce Wayne (IC collab), Ghosts never seem to play fair, Dennis Kucinich's wife‎, HowTo:Create a sandstorm, Warm piss water (rw), Spider (rw with Fredd), Why?:Reinvent the wheel, Tantra (rw with Funnybony), UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Guildy), Tim Burton (ΥΣΣ collab), Rolex, Marilyn Monroe (with Black Flamingo & Claudius Prime), Taco (ΥΣΣ), Chicken (ΥΣΣ), Jack Dempsey (with Funnybony), Ann Coulter (rw of GerryCheevers rw), UnBooks:Fishing For Children, Disguise, Dreaming, Cemetery of the Absurd, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts, California Marijuana Initiative, Bed, Weird (née ΥΣΣ, mostly Black Flamingo), Never on Sunday, The Threat of Festivus, Uncyclopedia is almost full, Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish (with a 92 vandal sock), HowTo:Go into the light, Todd Palin, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Kitten Cookbook, Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ, with Black Flamingo & Skinfan), Pearl necklace, Science Fiction (colonisationation), UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (includes a great audio by Dexter and Mrthejazz), UnBooks:The Old Man and LV, Mike Tyson (with Funnybony), Viking Metal, Dinosaur (IC collab), Friday (song) (with this IP), Tombstone, People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Damaged goods, HowTo:Frighten small children (rw), UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes, Skunk, Inbox (with everyone), Chicago Seven, A pizza a day keeps the doctor away, Puddle of shit (shameful VFD save of a The Dit page), UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich, Corpsearian, HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles, Snow angels, UnNews:"All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated, James Bevel, Mohandas Gandhi (with MrN9000 and Ryuken), Dead Dicks (lucky to join Funnybony's anti-war page), Homophones (grammar), Bing Crosby, UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked, Above Top Secret, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Jockie Pirat), Frankly Disappointing Telescope (PicsnCaps on a NicknNora page), Bipolar Girl, UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with user:Funnybony), UnNews:Surprise winner of Masters Golf Tournament cries "Ow!", Yoda (with Xamralco), Peacock, Claudette Colvin, HowTo:Beet off, UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap, HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope, UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon, UnNews:Poor people Occupy St. Peter's Square, Phil Ochs, UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses, UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away, UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet, UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved, UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat?, UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, Oz (TV series), HowTo:Make it drink, James Bevel's face in a cloud, Animals with feet war with animals with no feet, UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns, God's deleted contributions, Does the pope shit in the woods? (shameful page, with several shamed users), Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud, UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick, UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered, The USA versus the primitive Taliban (with 90s Kid21), UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda, Will Harridge, Evil Jesus (with Zim ulator), The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (added to AndrewCStuart's fine page), Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun, Corn snake
Sog1970 69 Boer War, British Moon-landing, Lady-Gardening, Mrs God's blog, The Popularity of War, Punk Floyd, What I did on my hols, The History of the Atom, Peter Rabbit Reanimated, Flash Gordon, The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's, The Who: My Re-Generation, Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage, The Duke of Edinburgh Award, The Pilgrim Fathers, The Rough Guide to Gotham City, A CCTV Nativity, Why?: Not fly Air Zimbabwe?, The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, New Threat to Christmas, Gangs of New York, HowTo:Be A King‎(co-authored with Fredd), Little Adolf's School Report, The History of the War on Drugs, Charles DeGaulle, How To:Get Married, Tooth Fairy, HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend, Sir Francis Drake, Bob the Sperm (With Fredd), The Six Wives of Henry VIII, His word writ large, The Wizard of Aus, UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins, Bond Villain, Interview with a Vampire, The Doolittle Raid, William Westmoreland with Funnybony, Kate Bush (with Black flamingo11), Prince Madog, A. A. Milne, UnTweets:Noah, United States of Earth with User:Funnybony, Egyptian Gods, Collective Nouns, Yogi Berra, UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians", Male Adolescence‎, Roberto Duran with Funnybony, Barbarian, God's Answering Service with User:PuppyOnTheRadio, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black Flamingo & his gang of ten), Un-British Activities, Roger Hargreaves, There'll Always Be An England?, Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express", The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics, Psychedelic music (with Funnybony), Last of the Mohicans‎, Salem witch trials, Updating The Classics, G-Rex (with Funnybony), Celebrity Advice, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order, UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland, Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology, UnNews:Alien Invasion Plans Revealed, Next Year's Australian Grand Prix,Totally Torah: Genesis, Monopoly (game), UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis, Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast, The Evolution of Modern Music
TKF 61.5 Pillow Fighting (with Dr. Skullthumper), Sergei Rachmaninoff, HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased, UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88, Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism, How much can YOU take!!, Selective Inbreeding, Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter, Drugs, Taft Punk, Regent University, Why?:So Serious?‎ (with TheLedBalloon), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Al Gore (colonization), Crescendo, Great Britain (colonization), UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog, Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society, Filial Piety, Regular K, The Fourth Stooge, The Song Remains the Same, In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating, Wesley Willis, Muddy Waters, Talk:Milton Babbitt, Rapto-velocity, Milton Babbitt/rewrite, Milton Babbitt, UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece, HowTo:Beat Shaq, Stratego, Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia), Inbox (with Basically Everyone), HowTo:Be Deep (with Dr. Skullthumper and Ljlego), Uh oh! (with Cajek, Mhaille, and Under user), Dave Chappelle, Andy Kaufman (with Mark Twain), Two and a Half Men, Chicks, Peter Dinklage, The Wire, Major urinary proteins (with Socky), Boards of Canada, UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog, Sex, Charles Mingus, Esperanto, Cum Dumpster, Aran Islands, Antifreeze, Skrillex, Reverse Holocaust, God (colonization), HowTo:Meet women, Freezer, Talk Talk, Rock and roll (food), Rocks, Hipster, Stevie Wonder, UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck, David Brubeck, 1989, Patch Adams, UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy, HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Anton)
Hyperbole 57 Turing Duck Test, Japanese High Schools, Schindler's Listcruft, Why?:Eat your broccoli, UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs, Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you., UnNews:Man forgets 9-11, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Color Me Badd, UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter, Pontius Pilates, UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama, Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant), Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Colin Powell, UnNews:Man wakes up, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?, UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings, Dragon Warrior, The fact that you don't want a poodle, Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, Prison Break, UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs, UnTunes:Still Hurting, Fan service, Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay, Third-wave feminism, Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa, I ate your Haagen-Dazs, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne, Amerigo Vespucci, Sparta, What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?, Miss Teen South Carolina, Suddenly, Raccoons, UnBooks:Bad Romance, Brittany Hensel, UnTunes:We In Da Club, Whatcha thinking about?, Aqueduct, A Fine Frenzy, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (with Clemens177), 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (with THE), Common sense, The toaster in Pulp Fiction, Heraclitus, Public domain, Captain Autofellatio (with Leverage), Chris Hansen, Caitlyn Jenner
Leverage 55 UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket finalUnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelationUnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study findsUnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 targetUnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm DonorUnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Mattsnow)John TravoltaHowTo:Be an American in EuropeBladeRunnerway BridePope FrancisUnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decisionUnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first timeUnNews:Nintendo Puu to be releasedUnNews:Man's nipples fall right offUnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too lateUnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpacePhone sex (with Sir Peasewhizz)Nelson MandelaKaty Perry hit generatorUnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job?UnNews:Interview with Nicolas MaduroUnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nicknameHowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brainedWhat's-his-name off that thingUnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speakingBreaking Bad WindErnest Hemingway (edit and rw)Captain Britain (with Jesus F Christ)Canadian baseballUnNews:US thrilled over pleasant executionBidetCaptain Autofellatio (with Hyperbole)UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - boardGeorge H. W. BushUnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge godsUnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brainsSolar windPresident HooverUnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer (with No, yuo)Pope FrancisGreat Pacific Cum PatchIslamic State of Iraq and the LevantUnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media lifeUnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horsesExtreme Chess collabUnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen collabHowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in itRobin WilliamsOld White ManPornographyUnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussionUnBooks:The Black and White House: Hillary and BarackUnBooks:It's not natural!Split infinitiveUnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault siteLeninadeReductio ad Hitlerum
Modusoperandi 52 Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Little Orphan Annie, UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans, HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)‎, Future ☭f tomorrow, today!, HowTo:Be at one with the universe, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, Illegal aliens from outer space!, UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture‎, UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard, UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war, UnNews:Kids still fucking, UnCon, Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Ljlego), Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden‎, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, UnTunes:White trash girl, UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout, Canadians: A Retrospective, The defense rests, your honor, Dune, UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech), UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism, Karl Lagerfeld, UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen), Childhood: an essay, UnScripts:HMS Potatore (with Shandon), UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend, UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy, Rogue States, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!, UnColums:Johnnys a big poopy, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon (with Sycamore), GMT, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnNews:Sputnik is launch!, Elephant, UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot), Irreducible complexity (with Weri long wang), UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime, Super! Giant Robot Team-Force,, Magic Pantheism, Slender Loris, UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers, The Andy Griffith Show, UnScripts:Prometheus
Mhaille 51 Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, The Wicker Man, UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece, Merde, She Wrote, Artificial Pseudoscientology, The Diary of Anne Frank, Oscar Wilde, Dead Nigger Storage, Social Commentary, Carry On Films, Hannah Montana, Thermopylae, HowTo:Play the Skin Flute, If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS, Horatio Hornblower, The Phallic School of Architecture, Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them, How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show, HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia, Double Entendre, The Rubens Diet, The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia (Adobe Potatochop, Rogue Punchlines, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Multiliteralist), The Bunfight at the OK Corral, Clementine Attlee (with MrN9000), Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer, Badly Drawn Porn, Gallows Humour, Norman Wisdom, UnBooks:The Uncyclonomicon - Into the Silent Screaming Mouth of Madness, UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs (with UU), Gastrorgasmic Cuisine (with Luvvy), Suddenly, 'coons, A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control, Uh oh! (with TKF, UU and, uh, C?), Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle, Saw (with Kakun), The Maori Show (with Hotadmin4u69), Bi-curious George, Fuck the Police, This is IT! Where's the Money?, Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases
Funnybony 49 Laird Hamilton, Mecca Vice, Post Apocalypse, Voidism, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (with Aleister and PF4Eva), Tantra (with Aleister), UnBooks:Keith Richards (with RomArtus), William Westmoreland with Sog, HowTo:Beat jet lag, Jack Dempsey (with Aleister), Alfred E. Neuman, Lord Christopher Monckton, United States of Earth with Sog, Punji Stick (with RomArtus), Tony Jaa, UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, Roberto Duran with Sog, Joe Pesci (with Black flamingo11), Mike Tyson (with Aleister), Psychedelic music (with sog1970), Jeff Beck, Blue-ringed octopus, Don Martin, Guru Maharaj Ji, Lunar Launch (with Socky), December 21, 2012 (with MrN9000), G-Rex (with sog1970), Kryptonite, Inbox (with many, many, many others), Padmé, Bohemian Grove (with Mattsnow), The Big Crunch, Unobtanium (with Shabidoo), John Belushi (with MadMax and Oliphaunte), UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable, Dead Dicks (with my pal Aleister), Amero, Womp Rat, The Yardbirds, India (with PuppyOnTheRadio), UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (Collab with my pal Al), Bhagavad-gita, My Lai Massacre, Baby boomer (with MrN9000), UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain, UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon, UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse, UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming, Soma, iBauer, Mutaween, UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news, Nillion, UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife, Glass Mike Tyson, UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize, HowTo:Pimp a ho, Flying Purple People Eater, Uncyclopedian, The Misunderstood
Black flamingo11 46.5 Roger Ebert, Frog, Takeshi's Castle, Salamander, Alice in Sunderland (with Siddhartha-Wolf), Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci (with Funnybony), Curry, The Godfather Part II, Marilyn Monroe (with Aleister), Until the Cows Come Home, Kate Bush (with Sog1970), Dragon Age: Origins, Chicken (with various), Shakespeare Authorship Debate, Denise Milani's breasts, Cancer (constellation), EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE!, Utopia, Weird (with Aleister), The Godfather Part III, Dark Science, Lonely Hearts Column (with these users), Blockbuster (with Aleister and Skinfan), BabyTV, Samurai, Bass, Toshiro Mifune, Ovum, Born again, UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs, Sofia Coppola, Armenian Genocide, Inbox (with basically everyone), Final Fantasy VII, Boyfriend (with Mattsnow), Creation myth, Sun (with Magic man), Watermelon, Horseshoes (game) (with Oliphaunte and Mattsnow), Australian Pink Floyd, Arecibo Message, UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer, Deviled eggs, Where the wild onions grow (with Lyrithya), The Exorcist, Aristocrats (class), Sylvia Plath, Ask Jeeves, Avenge my death, Snips, snails and puppy dog tails, Luxembourg (city), Symphony in Z Minor
Guildensternenstein 41.5 Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, David Lynch, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Andrei Tarkovsky, Ingmar Bergman, Trogdor the Burninator, Seal Clubbing, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Peyton Manning, Akira Kurosawa, Godzilla, Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition, Sergio Leone, Pious Christians Against Shellfish, Chutes and Ladders, Quentin Tarantino, Mastodon, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, MonsterQuest, UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel, Carnies, Will Smith, HowTo:Write a Progressive Rock Song, Opeth, UnBooks:"Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck" by Thomas Pynchon, Biology, John Milton, UnPoetia:Well-Oiled Birds (with Aleister), Red Sea, Behind the Music, Russo-Japanese War (with Blarg4, sort of), UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged, Tea and Strumpets, UnBooks:Duty, UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack, UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England, UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode, Ben Croshaw, Sans-culottes, Inbox (with basically everyone), UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church, UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy
TheLedBalloon 39.5 UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water, 667:Neighbor of The Beast, UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis, HowTo:Check for Lumps, UnBooks:The Castaway, UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development, Walls, Volcano, Why?:Nuke the whales, Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference, Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) UnBooks:Science Fair, UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic, Star Wars, UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions, UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled, Conservapedia (with Ljlego and Modusoperandi), Lake Spooky, Pyromaniac, Why?:Blame Hitler (with SysRq), UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity, Fourth Wall, Everything is great, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (With The UnIdiot), Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Mhaille and Prettiestpretty), Physics Act of 1707, HowTo:Hotwire a car, HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), Iron Maiden, Why?:So Serious?‎ (with Thekillerfroggy), UnBooks:Hospital, UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics, UnScripts:The Device, Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with The UnIdiot), History of New England, UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation, Yellow, Telephone pole, UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren, Radical Republicans, UnNews:Man sues God; is smited, Charlie Brown (with Sycamore), Red Bull
Mattsnow 38.5 Heaven's Gate, Doping in sports, UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions, Boston Molasses Disaster, Inbox (with a Whole Bunch of Everybodys), George Carlin, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), Rand Paul, UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, Québec, Boyfriend (with Black Flamingo), UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies, Mini-golf and HowTo:Train to look awesome! (both with Magic Man), Horseshoes (game) (with the Frozen Mammoths), MKULTRA, HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!, Door handle (with Shabidoo), Don King, Herman Cain (with Romartus, Magic Man and Socky), Mexico tourism brochure, Mount Everest Disaster, UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away, Steve Irwin, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Rick Santorum (with Xamralco), Resident Evil, Earth's Children, UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans, UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar, The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011, UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada, UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one, UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular, Quebec City, HowTo:Become an Assassin (with Leverage), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte), Krypton (with Shabidoo), Constitution of the United States (actual text) (with Xamralco), Tour de France (with Lizbink), Peter Sagan, Amazon: A survival story, UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE!, Winter sports, Nirvana (with Xamralco), The Last of Us, The 9-11 Commission Report
Ljlego 37.5 Fat Albert, HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute, Nazi, Mad TV, HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness, iTrip, UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged, HowTo:Beat the Odds, HowTo:Be a Gangsta, UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD, Heavy Classical, Russian reversal (phenomenon), UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy, D, UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie, UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale, Hodgepodge, Chuck Norris, UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie, UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (With The Thinker), UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide, Shrek, UnScripts:Emergency Room, UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive, UnBooks:Fischer Price, America (with THE), File 8AO4F: The God Case, UnScripts:Noah's Ark, Conservapedia (with TheLedBalloon and Modusoperandi), Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles, UnScripts:To'Romisha, UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!", Virginia Tech Massacre (with people I'm too lazy to remember the names of), UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett, Victory, UnScripts:The Socialer Network, UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament), HowTo:Be Deep (with Thekillerfroggy and Dr. Skullthumper), Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here, UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means
Puppy 37 Six Hats, Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition, Psyché, Number bases, Isaac The Tank Engine,

Lateral Thinking, UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video, UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!", Love, Street Fighter, Microsoft Knowledge Base, Stereotype, Intelligent Mathematics, Monitor, UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?, HowTo:Change a Spare Tire, Creationism colonisation, Game:Alone in the dark, Tropical cyclone, Lateral thinking puzzle, Occam's Razor, Bruce Wayne colonisation, Chatroulette, Daily News, UnBooks:Where do babies come from?, Karate Kid, God's answering service with Sog1970, Lonely Hearts Column (with Black flamingo11 and these users), Decentiousness, Science Fiction as colonisationation, Thank God it's Friday, HowTo:Be Happy, Mathematics, Counting to potato with Mockingbird ST, God as colonisation, India with Funnybony, Salvador Dali, Political correctness, Fifty shades of grey, HowTo:Become the king of pop, Twitter, History of the world

Hotadmin4u69 36.5 Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Grue's Clues, HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement, Adolf Hitler, Letter to the Isle, Preflight procedures, Commercial, Maginot Line, Godzilla vs. Urethra, Holocaust denial denial, Why?:Destroy the Rainforest, Alien v. Predator, United Nations Charter, Virginia Tech Massacre (with Ljlego), Poetry, Give a shit, Uncyclopedia Madness, Officers and Espionage, Jesus' foreskin, Morning wood, Gay whales in Darfur, HowTo:Tell who is posting as an admin on the Uncyc Facebook page, The Grand Canyon, Anderson Cooper, 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia, Muammar Gaddafi, UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich, UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug, Archaeology, Thunderstorm of 1976, UnNews:U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings, The Maori Show (with Mhaille), Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter, Offended, Confederate States Air Force, Gym
Cajek 35.5 J'accuse, Red Light, Why?:Cancer is Great, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Classy, Why?:Hunt Unicorns, Normal, Why?:Give Up, Why?:Take Your Fish To Work, G Rated Talking Animal Movie, UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary, Otter, UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes, Mordor Jalapenos, Game:Oliver Twist, Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), The Old Country, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17, Traditional Values, UnNews:Your family died, HowTo:Write the Great American Novel, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (co-authored with MrN9000), Sarah Plain and Tall, Universe (musical), Bucephalus, The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment, UnBooks:Polar Express, Why?:Do a Pee Review (co-authored with MrN9000), Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, Tapheselachophobia, Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set, Albanian interpretationalist cinema, UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something, Lobster (co-authored with Gerrycheevers and UU), Riddle, Uh oh! (co-authored with TKF, Mhaille and UU), The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
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An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 22.5 Why?:Read a Book, Why?:Collapse Space-Time, UnBooks:IRAQATTACK, Marie Curie, The Dog Dies at the End, Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans, UnNews:I have taken hostages, UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook, Isaac Newton, Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Space Invaders, The Great Gig in the Sky, Tool (band), UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual, Arachnism, UnNews:Snickers launches new advertising campaign, UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females, Fluffy Bunny World, UnNews:Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero, UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster, MTV Cribs, God (colonization)
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Prettiestpretty 21 Rocky Mountain Oysters, That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman, 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York, Old hippie chick who's always collecting money, UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level, HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum, Little boy who lives down the street, Why?:Have Humongous Breasts, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (With Mhaille and TheLedBalloon), Romance novel, Snuggie, Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? (With UU), Brothel, UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore, The Fat Girl, Queen Victoria, Fanny Cradock,
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The UnIdiot 15 UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA", UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white!, UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading, UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral", UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, HowTo:Be safe with guns, Why?:Use a wooden condom, UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album, UnScripts:All Mixed Up, UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (with TheLedBalloon), UnBooks:Beep, The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!, UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie, UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition), Unquotable:Keanu Reeves (with TheLedBalloon), The New Jersey Hoax
THE 15 UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory, HowTo:Turn Your Computer On, UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur, UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II, America (co-authored with Ljlego), UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest, UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits, UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy, UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy", The Bourne Pottery Class, UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table, UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel, A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times
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The Woodburninator 14 Thou, UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion, Awkward Conversation, UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth, UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day, Martin Luther King, Jr., Saturn is a Lying Bitch, Professor X, UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game, UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter, Mongolia, UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords, UnBooks:Nuclear Football
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Dexter111344 12 Douche, You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson, A wizard did it, Hollywood values, Bitch, UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday, UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified, New York hobos, Adam West, Idiots, Hack writer, Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
Sir Peasewhizz 11.5 Hairy ball theorem (with SPIKE), Why?:Your cat died, Yellow Turban Rebellion, I want a cookie, Gerard Way, Perfect Square, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Reasonable doubt, Don't judge a book by its cover, Phone sex (with Leverage), Assassin's Creed, Firesheep (with Nikau and Bizzeebeever), Qin Shi Huang
NoNamesLeft 11.5 Mailing it in, My Name is Earl, Louisiana Purchase, Secretary, War of Colonial Aggression, Imagination, Knights in White Satin, Student loan, Streets of Laredo (with Shabidoo), Clint Eastwood's Mule, The Last Poker, Boardwalk Empire
SysRq 10.5 Charles Lindbergh, Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Why?:Blame Hitler (collab with TheLedBalloon), Veteran, UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Dishwasher, America is the best!!!, Andy Rooney, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009, Al Gore Colonization, UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel
Wageslav 10 Cars 2 (with Abacab), Gamergate, HowTo:Be an adult, HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained, Sam Harris, Sovereign citizen, Spambot, Star Wars opening crawl, Sunset Advisory Commission, UnPoetia:I went to Target
Socky 10 Bettie Page, UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies?, Kosher Nostra (w/ Rabbi, Mordillo, TKF), UnBooks:The Whimsical World of Freedom of Expression (with ColinAYB), UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) (with Sonje), Miracle Science, Elfen Lied, Lunar Launch (with Funnybony), Major urinary proteins (with TKF), This is not Sparta, Vasco da Gama, Herman Cain (with Magic Man, Mattsnow and Romartus), Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures
RadicalX 10 St. Peter's Basilica, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition, Idiotic Table of the Elements, The GI Joe-Transformers War, Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition, Witless Protection Program, Lysol
Magic man 10 UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city!, HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise, Dinosaur (IC collab), UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, Visual puns, Inbox (with Basically Everyone), Hypnotist, Mini-golf (with Mattsnow), Sun (with Black flamingo11), HowTo:Train to look awesome! (with Mattsnow), Subliminal stimuli, Herman Cain (with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow), Lawn mowers
Skinfan13 9.5 iPad, Earth, HowTo: Write Good Poetry, Nintendo (With Aleister and Paizuri), Boyd's Law, Cracker Barrel, Taco (With Paizuri, Al, MsuCarencro, and Happytimes), UnReviews:The Road (2009), Blockbuster (née ΥΣΣ), The First Lunar-American War, Aristotle
MrN9000 9.5 The Color Problem, Battle of the Sexes, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (With Cajek), The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Fish Puns (With Under user), Why?:Do a Pee Review (With Cajek), Pointless Paradox, Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille), Neighborhood Watch (with Multiliteralist, MadMax, Electrified mocha chinchilla), December 21, 2012 (with Funnybony), Mohandas Gandhi (with Aleister), UnScripts:Who built the moon‎, Ron Paul (with Aleister and Jocke Pirat), Baby boomer (with Funnybony),
IFYMB! 9.5 UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother, UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail, UnReviews:The Crimean War, UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black, UnNews:Syrup thieves caught, UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter, Katy Perry hit generator (with Leverage), UnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore, UnDebate:What does the fox say?, UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up
Winstanley1 9 UnBooks:Only Business, Conceptual Art, Dictation (Co-authored with Aaadddaaammm), Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me), Celebrity Manufacture, UnBooks:Surgical Phone, Confession (Catholicism), UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression., Shabalov Vs Areshchenko, UnBooks:The Succession Speeches of Three Roman Emperors
Squiggle (formerly §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ) 9 HowTo:Skip School, French Revolution, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire, One Out of Ten Doctors, UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire
Nachlader 9 UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?, Golf War, Vietnamese dong, World Wildlife Fund, UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction (With DrStrange), Battle of the Bulge in my Pants, Phrase, Firearm attachments, Trench warfare, Sewing (with Lyrithya)
Braydie 9 HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, Vietnam War Hoax, League of Nations, Moses, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins) UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks", Scissor
Matfen 8.5 Alec Baldwin, The Fast and the Furious (film series), Keanu Reeves, Chris Rock, Christian Bale, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kyle MacLachlan, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), John Connor
Bradaphraser 8.5 Do_NOT_click_any_links!, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)
Bizzeebeever 8.5 UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada, HowTo:Eat sand, UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship, UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict, UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years, Crumpet, Tales of an Emo, A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment, Firesheep (with Nikau and Sir Peasewhizz)
Jocke Pirat 8 Time Cubicle, UnScripts:The O'Finnertys, The Muffin Man, UnScripts:Heinous Dan, Guinness Brewmasters, EDSAC, Billy Mays (cleaned up by another uncyclopedian), United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features, Ron Paul (with MrN9000 and Aleister)
Imrealized 8 Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test, HowTo:Clown Stalk, Tom Paine, Planned Parenthood, Apathy Man
Anton199 8 Probability theory, Python (programming language) (with Denza), HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (with Argylesocks), Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors, HowTo:Fry an egg, UnDebate:Should women rap? (with GV), Ukraine (with ScottPat1), A letter about Megan Fox (rewrite), Slut shaming, I have a dream
One-eyed Jack 7 Patrick Henry, Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God, Ganges, Mr. Beluncle, Literary dedications, Pripyat River, Xenopubes
Llwy-ar-lawr 7 Please unblock me, English language (with prior authors), UnBooks:My school day, 43 (with Multiliteralist), Cereal, Food, New Age, Potatoe
Everyotherusernamewastaken 7 Glory hole, Bluestocking, Nothing's syndrome, Rembrandt, UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen, UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries, Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
TheHumbucker 6.5 UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer, UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper, UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath, User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with Dr. Skullthumper and Zombiebaron), UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates, UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares, UnNews:New 9/11 video inspires advertisers
Frosty 6.5 James Cook, Minecraft (with Snippy), Template:Boner (with Zombiebaron), Platinum, Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (with RAHB), Why?:Revert the administrators, HowTo:Cure homosexuality, Prohibition
Fredd The Mahmauscher 6.5 Great Britain (colonization), UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (with Mordillo), UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden, HowTo:Be A King (with Sog1970), Kurdish Military Industries, MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory, UnBooks:Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water, Bob the Sperm (Co-authored with Sir Sog1970), Spider (rw with Aleister)
David Gerard 6.5 Fountainhead Earth, Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One, KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand, UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones, X Window System, Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
Zana Dark 6 UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits!, Jesus stole my girlfriend, Scatomancy, Frida Kahlo, Butter, Jared Leto
Slackerboy 6 English-American Dictionary, Niggers, WMD(Donuts), The Oldest Trick in the Book, Gibberish, World War I
Rogpyvbc 6 Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light, Global Cooling, Bipolar bear, Creepy, UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!, Backmasking
Rei 6 UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman, UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying, Zen, Iceland, Hiroshima, HowTo:Stalk your ex
Rcmurphy 6 Founding Fathers, UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database, Grand Theft Audio, Battle of Guadalcanal
MeepStarLives 6 The Importance of Being Earnest, Cylon and Garfunkel, Nancy Drew, xkcd, Green Dam Youth Escort, Wall Street Kid
KP 6 Disneyland, Red Shirts, Newmath, Bloodbath, Quantum Economics, War on Terra
EvilZak 6 Banana Phone, Crimes inspired by video games, Internet (video game), List of weapons that don't exist, but should, National Try To Assassinate The President Day, Random humor
El Zoof 6 Hannibal Lecter (co-authored with Tezmeister), HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw, HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion, Uluru, Waltzing Matilda, List of one letter words starting with A, Saint Frankenstein's Day (co-authored with Cap'n Ben)
CandidToaster 6 Asexuality, Battle of the Alamo, Bureau of Time Management, HowTo:Face your upcoming death, Nazi Hover Tank, Purple Prose
Tompkins 5.5 Don't be Stupid, The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
Sonic80 5.5 Art That Looks Like Nothing, Category:My sojourn (w/ various others), Good Old Days, HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus, UnMovie Review:Inception (2010)
Some user 5.5 Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet, Neuroipods, Humility, Unquotable:Cthulhu, Everybody cares, UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (co-authored with User:Todd Lyons)
HerrDoktor 5.5 Onomatopoeia, HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (co-authored with FoxyBabe), UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism, HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies, The Black And White Man, UnBooks:Gallows Humor
DJ Irreverent 5.5 UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy
Oliphaunte 5 A Day With My Son, Why?:Invade the Falklands, UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair, Horseshoes (game) (With Mattsnow, Black flamingo11, and Magic man), UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Mattsnow), There's Something Strange About My Neighbor...
Nydas 5 UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate, Wallet moth, Enid Blyton
Multiliteralist 5 The only way to success, A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (with Mhaille), Traffic sign, Classical Satire, Neighborhood Watch (with some other dudes), The best comedic methods; analysis
Monika 5 Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Megadeth, UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans, The Prisoner (US Remake), Diamonds & Rust
Keitei 5 African Giraffe, Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else, Women
IronLung 5 My visit with Aunt Myfanwy, Allahakbarries, Pat Garrett, UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged), Hollywood tour
Heerenveen 5 Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase, Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?, HowTo:Drive a train, Driving in Bucharest, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
Fishalishalish 5 UnNews:Local author gives up on dream, Spittoon, UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel, UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023, Great Barrier Reef
EpicAwesomeness 5 A Series of Unfortunate Events, Final Destination, Frog Semen, Function (mathematics), HowTo:Make a sitcom
Doug 5 Toilet Door Communication, Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News, VCR Manual, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
Xiao Li 4.5 The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard (with Wehpudicabok), UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching, Grand Conspiracy, HowTo:Breathe, Taoism
Tagstit 4.5 Cardboard Box, Scary Movie, HowTo:Fix the Economy (with Snake7), Oscar the Grouch, Balloon Animals
Ptok-Bentoniczny 4.5 Battle of Grunwald, Mark Robinson with Under user, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik, UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist, Alternative legal systems here, I'd like to thank Romartus for help with finding suitbale images for some of my articles
Optimuschris 4.5 HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days‎, 21st Century Nazis, Al Gore (Colonization), Great Britain (Colonization), Michael Jackson (Colonization), Jew (Colonization), God (Colonization)
Leoispotter 4.5 UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects, Joy Division, UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis, George Washington, UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress
Insineratehymn 4.5 Byzantine Empire, Simeon I, Thomas Aquinas, UnBooks:Who Killed God? (With The Humbled Master), Fall of Constantinople
DWIII 4.5 Styrofoam, Table of Contents, Flintstones, Still life, Drawing (with Zwaf)
ChiefjusticeDS 4.5 HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts, UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry, Slender, You Are Gay (with Kip the Dip), UnBooks:Aesop's Tables
CheddarBBQ 4.5 HowTo:Get Over Jenny, Leprechaun, Thin Mints, Tim Burton (with ΥΣΣ), Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
Andorin Kato 4.5 Anal sex, File sharing, The Pirate Bay, Francis Winkler, The Jesus Laws (with Sliferjam)
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans 4 Hydrogen, Red Lobster, Orion, UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
Weebils 4 UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny, UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress, UnNews:Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart, UnNews:Scientists "discover" new fossils
UPjcm 4 HowTo:Be a Troll, UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance, Newt Gingrich, UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate
RedHot 4 Toilets in Japan, HowTo:Be Russian, UnReviews:Big Budgeted Action Movie with Tons O' Explosions, Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?
Paulgb 4 Air Guitar, Banned from the Internet , Greatest Inventions, RTFM
Nameable 4 UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey, UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy, UnTweets:George Peterson, Corn Flakes
Mrmonkey72 4 Playstation 4, UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (collab with So So) , UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now, UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned
LeeHarveyKennedy 4 The Official List of the Best Things in Existence, Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape, Much Ado About Yokels, Fanfiction.net
Kwakerjak 4 Napoleon Bonaparte, United States presidential election, 1948, United States presidential election, 1840, United States presidential election, 1960
Kakun 4 Lost in Translation, Saw (with Mhaille), Holocaust film, Rotten Tomatoes
Jim Groovester 4 The Destiniad, UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen, Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains, Academia
Enzo Aquarius 4 HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship, Power Rangers, World War IV, Get Some Mortgage
Dawg 4 Man Uncyclopedia, Home Haggis Maker, Geocaching, Mammogram
Composure1 4 UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death, UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It, Please delete this page
Why do I need to provide this? 3.5 Sun Bee, Archery (with Syndrome), HowTo:Be Homeless in America, Creationism (Colonization), Bruce Wayne (Colonization)
Syndrome 3.5 Archery (with Why do I need to provide this?), Let Someone Else Do It, The Lorax, Teabag everything that moves
Snarglefoop 3.5 Cockroach, Adam and Eve, Bread machine, Humans (with Jesus F Christ)
Padddy5 3.5 HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts With ChiefjusticeDS, Humphrey Bogart, UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch, Michael Bay's The Godfather
Miley Spears 3.5 Brooke Shields, Jamie Lynn Spears, Creationism (colonization), Bruce Wayne (colonization), God (colonization)
Cs1987 3.5 Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, Humanity: A Retrospective, Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (with Modusoperandi), Superannuation
CrabPope 3.5 Lord Sauron, Joseph Conrad, Great Britain (colonization), A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship
Asahatter 3.5 The Bunfight at the OK Corral (with Mhaille), BBC Wireless 4, UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate, Printer Ink
Wild Weasel 3 Westboro Baptist Church, Bear, Women's Suffrage
Strange but untrue 3 Faggot, Make Poverty History, UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary
sannse 3 UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, British class system, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
Knucmo2 3 Miles Davis, HowTo:Win an Argument, Baldrick
John Lydon 3 UnTunes:Stalker, HowTo:Survive the Titanic, Monster Party
Jamtrousers 3 HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot, Teenage angst
Jack Mort 3 Shortcut, Dyslexia, Animal Suicide
Isra1337 3 The artist formerly known as God, Gerrymandering, Manhattan Engineering District
Hiatus Hernia 3 HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics, X Japan, All Quiet on the Western Front
Dr. Fenwick 3 The Last Man on Earth, Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?, Buster Keaton
Claudius Prime 3 Patriotism (with Mhaille), Spontaneous Combustion, Marilyn Monroe (with Flamingo and Aleister), Claude Monet
Cainad 3 Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905, Diplomacy, Books never written
Acrolo 3 UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken, UnBooks: My unusual relationship with a volley ball by the name of Wilson, HowTo:Milk a Cow

The VFP Hall of Shame

For artists who've scored a hat trick (3 featured images, or better) in the game of Uncyclopedia.


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RadicalX 26 AJA Flag, Megatron, HMRFRA, Satan's Job, Vader's Segway, Pants Vaporizer, Gentlebots, General Gates, GTA: Vatican City, U2 Broke, Catcher in the Rye, Admin PMS, Holy T, Connectthedots, Joy of Killing, Zoloft, Waiting Wilde, GI Jew, Penus de Milo, Jihad My Ride, Chill the Fuck Out, Caesar crossing the Delaware, Driveby giraffe, Pity, The Jean Pool, Jeez-Its
Zombiebaron 19 Zombieche, Football Navigation, Obiwan Keroppi, Not Pink Elephants, Guitar Statue, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Mhaille), Sistine Graffiti, Skywalker Aura, Halloween Cross Burning, Lets Go Fly A Kike, Skin Flute, Paris Stilton, Optimus Prime - Transformer, Zombiebaron and a panda, Santa Did WTC, The Luffahwaffe (co-imaged with Lyrithya), DJ Beathoven Drops The Bass, And THIS is how you fuck a bear! (co-imaged with Bizzeebeever), Entering Arizona (co-imaged with Mhaille), Wilde Tablets, The Last Unicorn In Vinnitsa
Mhaille 19 Sonnet the Hedgehog, Thermopylae, McJesus, Lake Titicaca, Boogies with Badgers, PotatoChop, Dead Funny, Artificial Pseudoscientology, UnUsual Suspects, Sexual Predator, Long Neck Killer (co-imaged with Zombiebaron), Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, Tombstone Kops, Norman Wisdom, Grand Marshall, Tom Hanks Proskater 4, Ghandi: First Blood, British Moon Landing, Paul the Obscene, Entering Arizona (co-imaged with Zombiebaron)
Modusoperandi 12 The Fifth Horseman, Darth Vader Vs. Lollipop Guild, Etch-A-Sculpt, Not Mohammad, Osama bin Grinchen, Piglet's mugshot, Kafka's Metamorphosis, Oldschool Ben Franklin, Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie, Truthful vending machine, Boobies, Winnie the Poohfather
Hindleyite 8 Age of Umpires screenshot, Uncyclopedia Noob-Friendly Almanack, Fantanatic Pop Bomb, Modern Morris Minor, March of the Penguin Brothers, Uluru under construction, Formby Grill, Moneytree
Splaka 7 Cooking with Poo for Dummies, Milk Chocolate Hitler, I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler, Whack a Mao, Can of Whoop Ass, Carpet munching, American Goths
Sonje 7 Pro Sack Racing, Saving Private Elmo, Fifa 2010 logo: Armed Robbery Edition, Michael and the children, Poker hand, Dong covering, 28 Gays Later
Prettiestpretty 4.5 Hunting With Dick, Colossus of Barbie, The Last Bachelor Party, Christ's Manic Monday, Edgar Allan Po (co-imaged with JohnnyRaven and RabbiTechno)
Sannse 4 Sophia Magritte, Tsar Wars IV, Falstrop Kitten Huffing, Trojan Horse
Rei 4 Sharks, Leonardo, Furry cabinet, Jesus' roadsign
LinkTGF 4 Ipod floppy, Marx-A-Lot, I Want You for Scientology, Kennedy Statue Vatican
Lyrithya 3.5 Fox News, Sickophant, The Luffahwaffe (co-imaged with Zombiebaron), Bonsai Pot Plant
Seeker 3 Hand-in-a-Box, Target Soldier, Pope Dawkins
Rcmurphy 3 Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping, BurtReynoldsOrNot.com, Mickeys
MeepStarLives 3 XXX Tiger Woods, BiLight, Great Wave Off Fukushima
Kaizer the Bjorn 3 Bordeaux, Grue crossing, Crop cicles
Jocke Pirat 3 Hook Headed Man, Damned Germans Shot My Beer, Jefferson's Moustache
Isra1337 3 Truman Torch, St Stephen the Martyr, St Michael vs Darwin
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