UnNews:This is a window

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Tuesday, October 24, 2017


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This is a window.

(Not to be confused with Microsoft Windows.)

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Some people might try to tell you that it's a door.

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Some might try to tell you it's an apple.

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They might say it's an Apple.

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They might tell you it's a vinyl record of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. I don't know why they would, but they might.

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Hell, they might even tell you it's a banana.

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They might say it's a banana, or a dog or a cat, over and over and over again until you get annoyed and block them on Twitter.

They might write it in ALL CAPS on said Twitter, or go on Fox News and spew their lies.


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Don't.

You might even start to believe it's a banana, or an elephant, or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Just like those idiots who watch Fox News.

But it's not.

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This... is... Spartaaaaa!

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No, wait. This... is... Jeopardy!

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This is... Come on, think! This... is... Spinal Tap?

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Wrong again. This is...

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This... is a window.

Truth Primarily

(Facts First was taken)

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