User:Aleister

Next Halloween in Jerusalem

Sing for us now little girl, sing or no cake for you!!

The Great Buddy Rich

For those who haven't seen this, Funnybony says it's the best drumming he's ever seen (for those who know what that means, that's saying something), including the world's fastest-ever drum solo at 3:30

Watch this Sun Dance in full screen for lasting effect

photos of my backyard, taken with a Cell phone:

B23.land of psychedelic illluminations.jpg

Stolen library books

Back to basics. Puppy was the first one to finally tell me what this is and wins no prize.

My dubious award stuff. Bring a fork.

Pages created by this semi-literate idiot

Snow Angel s featured
Bing Crosb y featured
Viking Meta l featured
Garage sal e featured
Tombston e featured
Sideboo b featured & good on vfg
Peacock featured
Role x featured
Be d featured
Skun k featured
Disg u is e featured
Dreamin g featured
Phil Och s featured
Todd Pali n featured
Bipolar Gir l featured
Laugh trac k
James Beve l featured
Will Harridg e featured
Britainy Spea r
Oz (TV series ) 'featured
Whale (colour ) born and featured on Illogicopedia
HowTo:Beet of f feature
Find the Frogg y
Damaged good s featured
Claudette Colvi n featured
Never on Sunda y featured
December 23, 201 2
HowTo:Make it drin k feature
HowTo:Go into the ligh t featured four days in a row!
Homophones (grammar ) featured
Poop throwing monke y s good on vfg
UnBooks:Luck of the Iris h born on Illogicopedia
Welcome Party for Noob s
Uncyclopedia is almost ful l featured
UnBooks:A new lease on lif e
James Bevel's face in a cloud featured
UnBooks:Stairway To Heave n
UnTunes:Troops on the Groun d
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick feature
The Wingfield family photo album
I must stop editing and go to sleep
The USA versus the primitive Taliba n with 90s Kid21 featured
HowTo:Put the toothpaste back in the tube
UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat ? featured born and featured on Illogicopedia
Animals with feet war with animals with no fee t featured
UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap featured
Uncyclopedia:Dance like you've never danced before
HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope featured
That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowsk i
That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titani c
Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the clou d featured
Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun featured
As generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses.

Major rewrites by an illiterate cowherder

Tantr a featured a guy thought we were Wikipedia. Add'd humour, pics, data & links, with Funnybony.
Ann Coulte r featured rw of a GerryCheever rw
Marilyn Monro e featured VFD save of Claudius Prime's page, later with Black Flamingo.
Kitten Cookboo k featured VFD save, nice assists by Romartus and Zana Dark.
Mohandas Gandh i featured editaddits, pics, with MrN9000 & Ryuken.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vid a featured existing page by PF4Eva, accidental collab.
HowTo:Frighten small childre n featured expanded idea and pics pics pics!
Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewis h featured two days --- VFD save of a 92 vandal page
Pearl necklac e featured rw & pics, VFD save.
Puddle of shi t featured a shameful VFD save
Evil Jesu s featured VFD save of an IP ravaged Zim page, editsaddits and pics!
Spide r featured rw with Fredd after a deluded user put it on VFH.
Yoda featured joined a save by Xamralco, voted the second best article of 2012!
Thainglish VFD save, featured elsewhere
Isaac Asimov VFD save, kept the original concept
Star of Davi d from a stub, expanded existing twisted idea.
Ev e, Unununiu m, and Phoenix Islands, kept some, lots-o-addits, pics.
Communio n, Bob Marle y,Mark David Chapma n and The Great Bunny War, likewise.
Fair citizens 'cept for the first paragraph left by a troll IP - some o' the same with Australia's histor y.

Frat, Colonizations, and other collabs talked into by workaholics

Chicke n featured Frat collab
Dinosaur s featured Colonization
Friday (song ) featured added to 74.77.239.74's page.
Jack Dempse y featured played along with Funnybony on his page.
Science fiction featured Colonization
Bruce Wayne featured Colonization
Dead Dick s featured played on Funnybony's extremely good anti-war page.
Mike Tyso n featured played along with Funnybony on his page.
Blockbuster featured Frat collab
Tim Burton featured Frat collab
Ron Paul featured lots of edits with MrN9000 on page mostly shaped by Jocke Pirat
Nintendo featured First Frat collab
Weir d featured Frat collab with Black Flamingo
Inbox featured
Taco featured Frat collab
Lonely Hearts Column featured Black Flamingo's page, as one of his gang of ten.
UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters featured editsaddits to Funnybony's very good page.

Several coats o' paint on these and others

Frankly Disappointing Telescope featured added lots of PicsnCaptions to a great NicknNora page.
United States Emperors, exorcised the soul of Dick Nixon, crowned Sinead O'Conno r as the once and future Emperor. At times reverted by citi zens.
Clara Bo w, Clara Crow, UncleTom, Snake land pine anaconda, Rasta zz woods f, ph o sher b dog w a t c h i n g
Chicago Cub s back to its original theme, editsaddits.
Camera Obsura Collection, a one-time user's extremely good article, editsaddits&pics featured

And then there's...Bagg a

UnStuff reported by this unscribe

UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses featured lead UnNews for four days
UnNews:Pope Benedict Tackled, Demands Rematch
UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved featured

“How can I describe the feeling of having a feature? Let's see. It's like washing your face in gold, getting some in your eyes, and then washing the gold out of your eyes with whores. Something like that.”
~ SireSir Aleister of Hempstead on the Thames, Earl of Stanley laurel, House of the Rising Sun, on having a feature.

Contemplating my next edit.

	Writer of the Year 2010

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