User:Dr. Skullthumper

 Useless Gobshite of the Year 2009

Articles

Featured

Kitchen sink • Bathroom humor • Why?:Put Down the Duckie? • Pillow fighting (with TKF) • Ant • HowTo:Bend a spoon • Ode to the Monotony of Life (fan favorite, awesome audio by Ljlego) • Why?:Save the mooses? • Time travel • UnBooks:The Last Little Pig • Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? (personal favorite) • Why?:Burn a Furby? • HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with TLB and RAHB, hell they did most of the work) • User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (with TheHumbucker and Zombiebaron)

Other

Grandmother paradox • Pizza (game) • Rhetorical question • Mad Cat Disease (actually created by some other idiot, that's why it sucks) • Forum:Article huffing (another fan favorite, but will never be featured) • Pyism • Geese! • Monologue

Wiki stuff

• Responsible for Uncyclopedia:At A Glance, back when DPL was a thing.
• Created {{For}}, {{Against}}, {{Keep}}, {{Delete}}, {{Abstain}}, and {{Comment}} to see if anyone would use them. They did. Suckers.
• Various helper templates for getting and setting variables, including {{GetDig}}, {{SetDig}}, {{IncDig}}, and {{DecDig}}. Really, the whole thing needs an overhaul.
• I ran a bot called Fnoodle back before I knew how to properly code.