UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings

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16 December 2012
The Forerunner Church is proud to present a special Christmas hymn from Angus T. Jones, best known as that fat kid from Two and a Half Men. Although at this point he's no longer fat, nor a kid, nor a "half man". If anything, he seems to be a holy roller has-been in the making. Enjoy!

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This show is just plain filth.
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Berta thinks she's a milf.
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Ashton Kutcher is fail.
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Chuck Lorre is going to Hell.
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Please don't watch this trash.
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It is a sin.

I miss Charlie Sheen.
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Though he was kind of mean.
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He's far from the Lord.
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He'd rather do coke and whores.
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Still, he's better...
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Than Lindsay Lohan.

I'm quitting the show.
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It's hit too many lows.
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My soul is not so cheap.
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Plus, Jon Cryer's a creep.
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See you in Heaven
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With Kirk Cameron.

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Preach it, Sir Craps-A-Lot!























"SINNING!"








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