User:Leverage

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Leverage came to Uncyclopedia in September 2012. He still hasn't left.


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Encyclopedia Articles

  • Bidet Symbol for vote.svg - literally toilet humour.
  • Breaking Bad Wind Symbol for vote.svg - AMC drama about a teacher who learns he has cancer and starts to break wind.
  • ISIS Symbol for vote.svg - Muslim terrorist group founded by a white separatist and his black brother.
  • Joanna Corey - a bio of the academic who comes up in a lot of my UnNews.
  • Jonathan Ross - some r's have been left in on purpose, some haven't.
  • Old White Man Symbol for vote.svg - a profile on the mysterious Native American man from the UnNews template.
  • Pope Francis Symbol for vote.svg - profile of the Argentinian midfielder and pontiff.
  • Solar wind Symbol for vote.svg - in outer space, no one can hear you break wind.

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UnNews Articles

Name of article Date Featured
UnNews:Special needs teacher compliments students every day - except one he hates 24 November 2015
UnNews:Whites urged to protest against Trump 21 November 2015
UnNews:Sheen caught HIV from tiger blood 17 November 2015
UnNews:Prince George ageing software shit 10 November 2015
UnNews:Black cops gun down another white youth 7 November 2015
UnNews:Redskins become Rhett-skins 18 August 2015
UnNews:Cecil the lion: reflections 15 August 2015
UnNews:Dick continues to act like dick 9 August 2015
UnNews:Calais immigrants to become tube drivers 6 August 2015
UnNews:Bin Laden plane curse strikes again 2 August 2015
UnNews:Everyone athletic on drugs 2 August 2015
UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses 31 July 2015
UnNews:Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then 18 July 2015
UnNews:Pornhub reveals changes in porn tastes 15 July 2015
UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life 15 July 2015 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Cats support Trump presidency bid 14 July 2015
UnNews:Steven Gerrard bewilders LA 8 July 2015
UnNews:US overwhelmed by gun-toting married homosexuals 28 June 2015
UnNews:Beautiful Mind mathematician killed by regular idiot 25 May 2015
UnNews:10 Child Stars- SO cute then, not so cute now! 19 May 2015
UnNews:Queen takes ceremonial shit on baby princess' face 5 May 2015
UnNews:New Zealand PM apologises for pulling waitress' hair 22 April 2015
UnNews:Cyrus nut busting in sharp fall 22 April 2015
UnNews:Can you solve Cheryl's existential problem? 15 April 2015
UnNews:Cameron: Let's all move to Spain 14 April 2015
UnNews:83% of people not looking where they are going 14 April 2015
UnNews:How Harry Potter lost his virginity 14 April 2015
UnNews:US forgives Cuba for 1959 revolution 13 April 2015
UnNews:Germanwings takes new security measures 27 March 2015
UnNews:Scientists say look at eclipse if you really fucking want to 24 March 2015
UnNews:Greece 'should have been invaded by now' 24 March 2015
UnNews:Angelina Jolie to have buttocks removed 24 March 2015
UnNews:New Modern Family episode 'shows shit side of Apple' 6 March 2015
UnNews:Mourinho 'feeds on trophies' 2 March 2015
UnNews:Hundreds injured in raining men incident 25 February 2015
UnNews:Why don't Muslims like us? asks bacon-scoffing, adulterous infidel 9 February 2015
UnNews:Patriots defiant over inflate-gate 26 January 2015
UnNews:Charlie Hebdo in defiantly unfunny issue 13 January 2015
UnNews:Bill Gates is a fecalpheliac! 11 January 2015
UnNews:Evans to force Oldham to sign him 5 January 2015
UnNews:The shows to watch in 2015 3 January 2015
UnNews:Porn addict can't stop saying 'anal' 30 December 2014
UnNews:Queen to burp national anthem 25 December 2014
UnNews:Prince George Christmas pictures released 14 December 2014
UnNews:Dog whisperer 'just playing dead' 9 December 2014
UnNews:Mass breastfeed protest leads to hard nipple record 7 December 2014
UnNews:UK porn finally rid of female ejaculation scourge 4 December 2014
UnNews:Blairs make Christmas prostate message 3 December 2014
UnNews:Obama daughters get Thanksgiving row apology 30 November 2014
UnNews:Cosby to host Women Say the Darndest Things 20 November 2014
UnNews:Kim Kardashian uses helium-inflated bottom to rescue comet lander 14 November 2014
UnNews:World's tallest and smallest men to marry 14 November 2014
UnNews:Horse 'never liked dying woman' 8 November 2014
UnNews:NFL star apologizes for celebration 29 October 2014
UnNews:Goalkeeper killed by shot 27 October 2014
UnNews:Queen sends first tweet 24 October 2014
UnNews:Renee Zellweger unrecognisable 22 October 2014
UnNews:Revealed: why Hitler started breaking bad 13 October 2014
UnNews:Top Gear dicks deny acting like Top Gear dicks 11 October 2014
UnNews:Students urged to waffle stomp 9 October 2014
UnNews:Hot teachers 'will not' screw students in future 5 October 2014
UnNews:Clooney marries ugly bitch 3 October 2014
UnNews:Riots in Missouri after black man shoots white cop 28 September 2014
UnNews:An open letter to Kirsten Dunst 27 September 2014
UnNews:Chelsea Clinton names daughter Monica 27 September 2014
UnNews:Problem page: I have a bent one 24 September 2014
UnNews:I got Queen to fap - Cameron 24 September 2014
UnNews:Peterson 'thought son had football' 21 September 2014
UnNews:Obama to spend day jacking off 21 September 2014
UnNews:Scottish independence vote: aftermath 19 September 2014
UnNews:Amy Winehouse statue has drug problem 16 September 2014
UnNews:Catalan independence march under threat 11 September 2014
UnNews:Ravens: It's worse when you see it 10 September 2014
UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods 7 September 2014 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Everyone who hates ice bucket challenge donating money to charity 31 August 2014
UnNews:Gay NFL player dropped for being 'all gay and shit' 31 August 2014
UnNews:Kate Bush stuns fans with sweary punk set 30 August 2014
UnNews:Nine-year-old's uzi shooting class ends in surprising tragedy 27 August 2014
UnNews:Cyrus confirms cunt status 26 August 2014
UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains 24 August 2014 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Entrepreneur brings meth truck to college campuses 23 August 2014
UnNews:Debate on Middle East fruitless as conflict itself 22 August 2014
UnNews:25-year-old 'cannot download any more apps' 22 August 2014
UnNews:Missouri police: This one OK? 21 August 2014
UnNews:Isis rebranding 'cost millions' 20 August 2014
UnNews:Man wins Most Oblivious Human award 12 August 2014
UnNews:Did 'Patch Adams' article push Williams over the edge? 12 August 2014
UnNews:Bolt denies calling WWI 'a bit shit' 4 August 2014
UnNews: Confused Russians block access to Algerian crash site 25 July 2014
UnNews:Israel: This is going to work 23 July 2014
UnNews:Ukraine plane crash story finally has third salient fact 23 July 2014
UnNews:Ceremonies mark four year anniversary of Gibson tapes 16 July 2014
UnNews:Fifa 2015 set to be most realistic ever 15 July 2014
UnNews:World cup meaningless, say Germans 14 July 2014
UnNews:Scottish independence debate turns nasty 11 July 2014
UnNews:Brazil 1 Germany 7 - UnNews poster 9 July 2014
UnNews:Microchip contraceptive developed 8 July 2014
UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board 8 July 2014 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Whatsapp eggplant emoticon rarely used correctly 7 July 2014
UnNews:Cricket has cunt amnesty 6 July 2014
UnNews:Guillermo the grasshopper sad at World Cup exit 5 July 2014
UnNews:Queen names UK's newest battleship 4 July 2014
UnNews:Target bans guns in stores after confusion 2 July 2014
UnNews:Football's ten worst sinners 27 June 2014
UnNews:Savile 'had sex with everything' 26 June 2014
UnNews:Spanish baby-jumping festival leads to twisted ankle 24 June 2014
UnNews:Asian trapped in vagina sculpture 24 June 2014
UnNews:Bulletproof vest inventor shot in face 21 June 2014
UnNews:Obama constipated amid Iraq crisis 19 June 2014
UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution 18 June 2014 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Schumacher crashes after insisting on driving home 17 June 2014
UnNews:French to play next game in the nude 17 June 2014
UnNews:US closer than ever to caring about World Cup 17 June 2014
UnNews:Texting 'improves children's spelling' 13 June 2014
UnNews:Patrick Stewart answers all your Days of the Future Past questions 8 June 2014
UnNews:Google blunders over D-day doodle 6 June 2014
UnNews:Pranksters make Hawking talk about football 6 June 2014
UnNews:Should we send Bowe Bergdahl back? 6 June 2014
UnNews:Willy Wonka wins Ukraine election 26 May 2014
UnNews:Fuck us or we kill you, lunatics tell women 25 May 2014
UnNews:Putin compares Prince Charles to Hitler 23 May 2014
UnNews:Footballer to quit over wrong cake 20 May 2014
UnNews:What Jay Z said to Solange 15 May 2014
UnNews:Richard longs to kill Judy 12 May 2014
UnNews:Nigerian girls 'hard to sell' 12 May 2014
UnNews:Eurovision won by joke drag queen 11 May 2014
UnNews:Exclusive! What Dr Dre will spend his $800m on 10 May 2014
UnNews:London: Thank fuck for that! 10 May 2014
UnNews:Clarkson denies saying N-word during NWA song 7 May 2014
UnNews:R&B stars talk nonsense at awards show 2 May 2014
UnNews:Toronto voters 'to get help' 1 May 2014
UnNews:Tragedy as Big Bang Theory to end after just 72 more episodes 30 April 2014
UnNews:Professor X denies sexually abusing young mutants 30 April 2014
UnNews:Offensive Uncyclopedia edits 'came from UK government' 30 April 2014
UnNews:LA Clippers owner to buy Villarreal 27 April 2014
UnNews:UKIP acts fascist, compares others to fascists 24 April 2014
UnNews:Pope John Paul II's sainthood in doubt after murder 24 April 2014
UnNews:Bizarre craze for 'match' apps 18 April 2014
UnNews:Gabriel García Marquez dies 18 April 2014
UnNews:Non-massacre in PA is 'argument for gun control' 9 April 2014
UnNews:The Dangers of Meth 6 April 2014
UnNews:How I Met Your Mother in shock AIDS ending 3 April 2014
UnNews:Gwyneth Paltrow's guide to separation 31 March 2014
UnNews:Michael Vick predicts Jets season will be 'a dog fight' 31 March 2014
UnNews:Even Stevens star Tom Virtue still waiting for Breaking Bad style role 31 March 2014
UnNews:How Irish was your St Patrick's? 18 March 2014
UnNews:Conspiracy theorist needs media outlet 17 March 2014
UnNews:Footballer sacked for resigning 16 March 2014
UnNews:Plane crash victims 'may be in interminable TV show' 11 March 2014
UnNews:Ruff justice for dog sex man 6 March 2014
UnNews:Travolta blames mispronunciation on Thetans 6 March 2014
UnNews:Barlow song perfect for self-loathing English 6 March 2014
UnNews:Ukraine: World like wildebeests 4 March 2014
UnNews:This year's Oscar winners 3 March 2014
UnNews:Manchester United lose 2013 title 26 February 2014
UnNews:90% of Gmail users don't know this trick 26 February 2014
UnNews:Celtics coach denies making gay joke 24 February 2014
UnNews:McKellen furious at Uncyclopedia name typo 16 February 2014
UnNews:Being gay in the NFL - a debate 11 February 2014
UnNews:All kickers and punters gay, says linebacker 10 February 2014
UnNews:Danish psycho kills giraffe and feeds it to lions 10 February 2014
UnNews:That one I didn't fuck - Woody Allen 8 February 2014
UnNews:Winter Olympics all set to be heterosexual 7 February 2014
UnNews:Robber arrest after kiss 'most French thing ever' 5 February 2014
UnNews:Peyton Manning 'had worse Sunday than Seymour Hoffman' 4 February 2014
UnNews:Five foods for a flat stomach 2 February 2014
UnNews:Pope Benedict 'defrocked twice as many priests' 19 January 2014
UnNews:Britons to fall through bar in Trigger tribute 16 January 2014
UnNews:Bemusement over whipping punishment for gay Nigerian 16 January 2014
UnNews:Lebouef admits to stealing name 13 January 2014
UnNews:Jessica Enis suffers pregnancy injury 10 January 2014
UnNews:Confusion in US over 'gay' soccer players 9 January 2014
UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking 8 January 2014 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Utah man eats pussy in protest at gay marriage 5 January 2014
UnNews:England cricket team set to die in plane crash 5 January 2014
UnNews:Predictions for 2014 2 January 2014
UnNews:Colarado fine 2 January 2014
UnNews:Rodman in third KKK visit 19 December 2013
UnNews:Top Google searches show world stupid 17 December 2013
UnNews:England get nightmare World Cup draw 7 December 2013
UnNews:The Sun attracts 117,000 subscribers 7 December 2013
UnNews:Mandela deathbed 'an absolute disgrace' 6 December 2013
UnNews:Universal to make profitable Fast and Furious sequel 3 December 2013
UnNews:Nets coach fined for spilling seed on court 30 November 2013
UnNews:Lostprophets advertise for new singer 29 November 2013
UnNews:Drug using Nigella 'ideal woman' 27 November 2013
UnNews:UK: no porn and no streaming makes Jack a dull boy 27 November 2013
UnNews:BBC admit cum/snot mix up 18 November 2013
UnNews:UnNews Play: The Job opportunity 14 November 2013
UnNews:US bans trans-fats 11 November 2013
UnNews:Shock over new Pakistan Taliban leader 7 November 2013
UnNews:What your hallowe'en costume says about you 1 November 2013
UnNews:Obama admits to eavesdropping addiction 26 October 2013
UnNews:GTA5 makes billion dollars in first week 27 September 2013
UnNews:Singer Thicke charged with 172,451 counts of rape 23 September 2013
UnNews:Cyrus stopped by 40,000 masturbating old men 23 September 2013
UnNews:Ionechat.com girls 'depressing and lifeless' 18 September 2013
UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname 16 September 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:The new craze - HIV porn 12 September 2013
UnNews:Catalan human chain broken by human bolt cutter 12 September 2013
UnNews:Your questions on Syria answered 5 September 2013
UnNews:Castro suicide: 'Being locked up is horrible' 4 September 2013
UnNews:Target withdraws lubricant after complaints 26 August 2013
UnNews:Manning gender crisis 'no problem in prison' 24 August 2013
UnNews:Leather pants found at Newton John home 20 August 2013
UnNews:Judge: He's not Messiah, he's a very naughty boy 14 August 2013
UnNews:Excitement at digging up dead woman's grave 10 August 2013
UnNews:We're not racist, just vile claim Oprah racism shop 10 August 2013
UnNews:Dickless cunts choose Doctor fucking Who 5 August 2013
UnNews:Snowden depressed by Russian literature 2 August 2013
UnNews:Ariel Castro: I mock your concept of God 2 August 2013
UnNews:Stuart Hall removed from female young offenders institution 26 July 2013
UnNews:THIS is the last time, says Weiner 24 July 2013
UnNews:Shock as Princess gives birth to black baby 23 July 2013
UnNews:Glee star died of shame 18 July 2013
UnNews:Killer Elvis poo to go under hammer 15 July 2013
UnNews:Andy Murray offered English nationality 8 July 2013
UnNews:Uninformed Westerners unsure who to support in Egypt 5 July 2013
UnNews:Concern as Snowden adopts Connery accent 23 June 2013
UnNews:Controversial gay admits to Christian feelings 22 June 2013
UnNews:Soprano fans complain over 'anti-climatic' ending 20 June 2013
UnNews:War on Terror all done, US confirms 18 June 2013
UnNews:Uncyclopedians are 'under NSA surveillance' 12 June 2013
UnNews:Oldest man in history chokes on ping pong ball 12 June 2013
UnNews:Cute Hotmail girl broke guy's heart 10 June 2013
UnNews:Zeta Jones hits back in cunnilingus war 9 June 2013
UnNews:Intern totally photobombs Korea talks 9 June 2013
UnNews:Duke of Edinburgh recovering after racism transfusion 8 June 2013
UnNews:Wikileaks suspect Bernard Manning on trial 4 June 2013
UnNews:Douglas - eating Zeta-Jones' pussy gave me cancer 3 June 2013
UnNews:Bale will listen to Madrid offers but will not understand 29 May 2013
UnNews:Muslim kills Muslim in 'protest over Syria' 25 May 2013
UnNews:Black man denies liking fried chicken 22 May 2013
UnNews:Lord Tebbit to marry son and inseminate queen 22 May 2013
UnNews:Hunchback of Notre Dame kills self 22 May 2013
UnNews:George Michael denies being Crash pervert 19 May 2013
UnNews:BITCH Jennifer Aniston flaunts lovely breasts 15 May 2013
UnNews:American fails to understand soccer and highway code 15 May 2013
UnNews:US doctor found guilty of 39th week abortions‎ 14 May 2013
UnNews:Newspapers respectfully cut Jolie's breasts out of photos 14 May 2013
UnNews:UN bullies hungry children into eating insects 13 May 2013
UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace 8 May 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Bostonians demand dead bomber's body be mutilated 4 May 2013
UnNews:NZ outlaws shouting 'Lucifer' during anal 3 May 2013
UnNews:Should Thanksgiving go cannibal? 1 May 2013
UnNews:George W. Bush Children's Library opened 26 April 2013
UnNews:Obama plays down Michelle's 'white mother' gaffe 25 April 2013
UnNews:Mother has FB page removed from favorites 25 April 2013
UnNews:Luis Suarez's good food guide 21 April 2013
UnNews:London runners get through minute's silence in 30 seconds 21 April 2013
UnNews:NRA calls for castor oil to be banned 20 April 2013
UnNews:Interview with jealous Iraqi bomber 20 April 2013
UnNews:Rolf Harris in 'extra leg' inquiry 19 April 2013
UnNews:Runners used explosion as excuse not to finish marathon 16 April 2013
UnNews:Geordie horse wants rematch 15 April 2013
UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro 15 April 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Venice bans motorboating 14 April 2013
UnNews:Mali apologises to Hollande for eating 'delicious' camel 10 April 2013
UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late 8 April 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job? 5 April 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:British class survey 'a bit shit' 4 April 2013
UnNews:Suspicions over Armstrong motorized testicle 4 April 2013
UnNews:Di Canio begins reign of fascism 3 April 2013
UnNews:Death penalty for Joker killer is 'only fair, really' 2 April 2013
UnNews:The town that gave up on apostrophes 28 March 2013
UnNews:David Miliband goes into the wild 27 March 2013
UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released 25 March 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Raikkonen admits F1 is 'a bit gay' 23 March 2013
UnNews:Abortion debate leads to first ever change of opinion 23 March 2013
UnNews:Cypriot government to occupy one bedroom of all large houses 22 March 2013
UnNews:Concerns as Pacino opts to keep Spector haircut 17 March 2013
UnNews:Pope moves into rundown studio flat 17 March 2013
UnNews:SA sugar daddies add AIDS twist 15 March 2013
UnNews:Did the Time Warp wreck Canadian's Pope chances? 14 March 2013
UnNews:Falkland Islanders vote for Queen over penguins 12 March 2013
UnNews:Malik Obama loses election amid passport row 12 March 2013
UnNews:International Women's Day - a plea 8 March 2013
UnNews:Ferguson fumes over Chavez dismissal 6 March 2013
UnNews:Girl's NY Jets trial ends hilariously 4 March 2013
UnNews:Uncyclopedia sues Amazon for $1500 4 March 2013
UnNews:Florida sinkhole man discovers Atlantis 3 March 2013
UnNews:Harlem Shake is al Qaeda recruitment song 28 February 2013
UnNews:Day Lewis: THIS is why I WON 25 February 2013
UnNews:Relief as stolen Banksy returned 24 February 2013
UnNews:Cameron takes One Direction handjob for Africa 21 February 2013
UnNews:Police spokespeople apologise for being prick teases 15 February 2013
UnNews:Oscar Pistorius 'was legless' when he shot girlfriend 14 February 2013
UnNews:Pope 'too old to attract altar boys' 11 February 2013
UnNews:Hilarious mix-up over rapist twins' DNA 10 February 2013
UnNews:German plagiarism minister makes odd resignation speech 9 February 2013
UnNews:Kerry teased over intermediate level of French 9 February 2013
UnNews:House star denies he is Richard III 5 February 2013
UnNews:4chan users fix Budweiser horse naming poll 4 February 2013
UnNews:Sandy Hook school choir accused of miming 4 February 2013
UnNews:American Sniper's death is 'what he would have wanted' 3 February 2013
UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision 2 February 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:A foreigner's guide to the Super Bowl 2 February 2013
UnNews:Zimbabwe 'was going to blow last $217 on coke and hooker' 30 January 2013
UnNews:Iran makes monkey jump from space 28 January 2013
UnNews:Joanna Lumley's guide to avoiding rape 28 January 2013
UnNews:Obama and Clinton finally speak about affair 28 January 2013
UnNews:Problem Page - my girl farts in her sleep 26 January 2013
UnNews:Net wars over - Badminton surrenders to Tennis 25 January 2013
UnNews:Did Obama lip-sync oath? 23 January 2013
UnNews:Cameron denied 'shake it all about' option 23 January 2013
UnNews:Controversy over Nigga Teen Patches 23 January 2013
UnNews:Tarantino denies Django makes viewers act like Southern gents 22 January 2013
UnNews:Manti Te’o 'does not exist' 20 January 2013
UnNews:Australian nugget man has 'magpie's concept of gold' 19 January 2013
UnNews:Hawking admits to faking disability 18 January 2013
UnNews:Tesco deny horse-burgers had mad horse disease 17 January 2013
UnNews:Indian bus drivers forced to declare rape intentions 15 January 2013
UnNews:Ellen DeGeneres shot by Foster maniac 14 January 2013
UnNews:Man confirms time 13 January 2013
UnNews:Kate Middleton portrait gets mixed reaction 12 January 2013
UnNews:Microsoft iPad burglary 'like not being raped' 9 January 2013
UnNews:The new looks sweeping the Muslim world 7 January 2013
UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time 5 January 2013 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms 5 January 2013
UnNews:Physical Cliff: the name that's sweeping the stripper industry 3 January 2013
UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures' 3 January 2013
UnNews:New Year Honours List 2013 2 January 2013
UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party 25 December 2012
UnNews:Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election? 24 December 2012
UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict 22 December 2012
UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand 21 December 2012
UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife 19 December 2012
UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn 15 December 2012
UnNews:Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder 14 December 2012
UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off 11 December 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Ferdinand hurts own face with shirt 9 December 2012
UnNews:Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide 8 December 2012
UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? 5 December 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Kate vows to sit on arse for entire pregnancy 4 December 2012
UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn 4 December 2012
UnNews:Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute 3 December 2012
UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site 1 December 2012
UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer 27 November 2012
UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death' 26 November 2012
UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story 23 November 2012
UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue' 20 November 2012
UnNews:Remembrance day remembered 12 November 2012
UnNews:The day the whole world came 11 November 2012
UnNews:US to consider Coptic Pope method for 2016 election 4 November 2012
UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters 29 October 2012
UnNews:Catholic Church set to remove Jimmy Savile's papal knighthood 27 October 2012
UnNews:Clark Kent finds sustainable online journalism business model 26 October 2012
UnNews:TaTu to reunite after Pussy Riot prison camp decision 22 October 2012
UnNews:Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas' 20 October 2012
UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap 17 October 2012
UnNews:An American's guide to Scottish Independence 16 October 2012
UnNews:Baumgartner skydive 'was bachelor party prank' 15 October 2012
UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame 11 October 2012
UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls 9 October 2012
UnNews:Number of gay TV characters "still far behind number of gay actors and producers" 8 October 2012
UnNews:Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment 8 October 2012
UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final 7 October 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50 5 October 2012
UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy 5 October 2012
UnNews:Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate 4 October 2012
UnNews:The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button 3 October 2012
UnNews:Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings' 3 October 2012
UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex 2 October 2012
UnNews:An American's guide to Jimmy Savile 2 October 2012
UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes 1 October 2012
UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target 30 September 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds 26 September 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation 25 September 2012 Yes Symbol for vote.svg
UnNews:Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America' 21 September 2012

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