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UnNews:How I Met Your Mother in shock AIDS ending 3 April 2014
UnNews:Gwyneth Paltrow's guide to separation 31 March 2014
UnNews:Michael Vick predicts Jets season will be 'a dog fight' 31 March 2014
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UnNews:Celtics coach denies making gay joke 24 February 2014
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UnNews:Being gay in the NFL - a debate 11 February 2014
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UnNews:That one I didn't fuck - Woody Allen 8 February 2014
UnNews:Winter Olympics all set to be heterosexual 7 February 2014
UnNews:Robber arrest after kiss 'most French thing ever' 5 February 2014
UnNews:Peyton Manning 'had worse Sunday than Seymour Hoffman' 4 February 2014
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UnNews:Pope Benedict 'defrocked twice as many priests' 19 January 2014
UnNews:Britons to fall through bar in Trigger tribute 16 January 2014
UnNews:Bemusement over whipping punishment for gay Nigerian 16 January 2014
UnNews:Lebouef admits to stealing name 13 January 2014
UnNews:Jessica Enis suffers pregnancy injury 10 January 2014
UnNews:Confusion in US over 'gay' soccer players 9 January 2014
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UnNews:Utah man eats pussy in protest at gay marriage 5 January 2014
UnNews:England cricket team set to die in plane crash 5 January 2014
UnNews:Predictions for 2014 2 January 2014
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UnNews:Rodman in third KKK visit 19 December 2013
UnNews:Top Google searches show world stupid 17 December 2013
UnNews:England get nightmare World Cup draw 7 December 2013
UnNews:The Sun attracts 117,000 subscribers 7 December 2013
UnNews:Mandela deathbed 'an absolute disgrace' 6 December 2013
UnNews:Universal to make profitable Fast and Furious sequel 3 December 2013
UnNews:Nets coach fined for spilling seed on court 30 November 2013
UnNews:Lostprophets advertise for new singer 29 November 2013
UnNews:Drug using Nigella 'ideal woman' 27 November 2013
UnNews:UK: no porn and no streaming makes Jack a dull boy 27 November 2013
UnNews:BBC admit cum/snot mix up 18 November 2013
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UnNews:US bans trans-fats 11 November 2013
UnNews:Shock over new Pakistan Taliban leader 7 November 2013
UnNews:What your hallowe'en costume says about you 1 November 2013
UnNews:Obama admits to eavesdropping addiction 26 October 2013
UnNews:GTA5 makes billion dollars in first week 27 September 2013
UnNews:Singer Thicke charged with 172,451 counts of rape 23 September 2013
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UnNews:The new craze - HIV porn 12 September 2013
UnNews:Catalan human chain broken by human bolt cutter 12 September 2013
UnNews:Your questions on Syria answered 5 September 2013
UnNews:Castro suicide: 'Being locked up is horrible' 4 September 2013
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UnNews:Manning gender crisis 'no problem in prison' 24 August 2013
UnNews:Leather pants found at Newton John home 20 August 2013
UnNews:Judge: He's not Messiah, he's a very naughty boy 14 August 2013
UnNews:Excitement at digging up dead woman's grave 10 August 2013
UnNews:We're not racist, just vile claim Oprah racism shop 10 August 2013
UnNews:Dickless cunts choose Doctor fucking Who 5 August 2013
UnNews:Snowden depressed by Russian literature 2 August 2013
UnNews:Ariel Castro: I mock your concept of God 2 August 2013
UnNews:Stuart Hall removed from female young offenders institution 26 July 2013
UnNews:THIS is the last time, says Weiner 24 July 2013
UnNews:Shock as Princess gives birth to black baby 23 July 2013
UnNews:Glee star died of shame 18 July 2013
UnNews:Killer Elvis poo to go under hammer 15 July 2013
UnNews:Andy Murray offered English nationality 8 July 2013
UnNews:Uninformed Westerners unsure who to support in Egypt 5 July 2013
UnNews:Concern as Snowden adopts Connery accent 23 June 2013
UnNews:Controversial gay admits to Christian feelings 22 June 2013
UnNews:Soprano fans complain over 'anti-climatic' ending 20 June 2013
UnNews:War on Terror all done, US confirms 18 June 2013
UnNews:Uncyclopedians are 'under NSA surveillance' 12 June 2013
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UnNews:Duke of Edinburgh recovering after racism transfusion 8 June 2013
UnNews:Wikileaks suspect Bernard Manning on trial 4 June 2013
UnNews:Douglas - eating Zeta-Jones' pussy gave me cancer 3 June 2013
UnNews:Bale will listen to Madrid offers but will not understand 29 May 2013
UnNews:Muslim kills Muslim in 'protest over Syria' 25 May 2013
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UnNews:Lord Tebbit to marry son and inseminate queen 22 May 2013
UnNews:Hunchback of Notre Dame kills self 22 May 2013
UnNews:George Michael denies being Crash pervert 19 May 2013
UnNews:BITCH Jennifer Aniston flaunts lovely breasts 15 May 2013
UnNews:American fails to understand soccer and highway code 15 May 2013
UnNews:US doctor found guilty of 39th week abortions‎ 14 May 2013
UnNews:Newspapers respectfully cut Jolie's breasts out of photos 14 May 2013
UnNews:UN bullies hungry children into eating insects 13 May 2013
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UnNews:Bostonians demand dead bomber's body be mutilated 4 May 2013
UnNews:NZ outlaws shouting 'Lucifer' during anal 3 May 2013
UnNews:Should Thanksgiving go cannibal? 1 May 2013
UnNews:George W. Bush Children's Library opened 26 April 2013
UnNews:Obama plays down Michelle's 'white mother' gaffe 25 April 2013
UnNews:Mother has FB page removed from favorites 25 April 2013
UnNews:Luis Suarez's good food guide 21 April 2013
UnNews:London runners get through minute's silence in 30 seconds 21 April 2013
UnNews:NRA calls for castor oil to be banned 20 April 2013
UnNews:Interview with jealous Iraqi bomber 20 April 2013
UnNews:Rolf Harris in 'extra leg' inquiry 19 April 2013
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UnNews:Venice bans motorboating 14 April 2013
UnNews:Mali apologises to Hollande for eating 'delicious' camel 10 April 2013
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UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job? 5 April 2013 Yes Crystal Clear action bookmark.png
UnNews:British class survey 'a bit shit' 4 April 2013
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UnNews:Di Canio begins reign of fascism 3 April 2013
UnNews:Death penalty for Joker killer is 'only fair, really' 2 April 2013
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UnNews:David Miliband goes into the wild 27 March 2013
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UnNews:Raikkonen admits F1 is 'a bit gay' 23 March 2013
UnNews:Abortion debate leads to first ever change of opinion 23 March 2013
UnNews:Cypriot government to occupy one bedroom of all large houses 22 March 2013
UnNews:Concerns as Pacino opts to keep Spector haircut 17 March 2013
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UnNews:Did the Time Warp wreck Canadian's Pope chances? 14 March 2013
UnNews:Falkland Islanders vote for Queen over penguins 12 March 2013
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UnNews:International Women's Day - a plea 8 March 2013
UnNews:Ferguson fumes over Chavez dismissal 6 March 2013
UnNews:Girl's NY Jets trial ends hilariously 4 March 2013
UnNews:Uncyclopedia sues Amazon for $1500 4 March 2013
UnNews:Florida sinkhole man discovers Atlantis 3 March 2013
UnNews:Harlem Shake is al Qaeda recruitment song 28 February 2013
UnNews:Day Lewis: THIS is why I WON 25 February 2013
UnNews:Relief as stolen Banksy returned 24 February 2013
UnNews:Cameron takes One Direction handjob for Africa 21 February 2013
UnNews:Police spokespeople apologise for being prick teases 15 February 2013
UnNews:Oscar Pistorius 'was legless' when he shot girlfriend 14 February 2013
UnNews:Pope 'too old to attract altar boys' 11 February 2013
UnNews:Hilarious mix-up over rapist twins' DNA 10 February 2013
UnNews:German plagiarism minister makes odd resignation speech 9 February 2013
UnNews:Kerry teased over intermediate level of French 9 February 2013
UnNews:House star denies he is Richard III 5 February 2013
UnNews:4chan users fix Budweiser horse naming poll 4 February 2013
UnNews:Sandy Hook school choir accused of miming 4 February 2013
UnNews:American Sniper's death is 'what he would have wanted' 3 February 2013
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UnNews:A foreigner's guide to the Super Bowl 2 February 2013
UnNews:Zimbabwe 'was going to blow last $217 on coke and hooker' 30 January 2013
UnNews:Iran makes monkey jump from space 28 January 2013
UnNews:Joanna Lumley's guide to avoiding rape 28 January 2013
UnNews:Obama and Clinton finally speak about affair 28 January 2013
UnNews:Problem Page - my girl farts in her sleep 26 January 2013
UnNews:Net wars over - Badminton surrenders to Tennis 25 January 2013
UnNews:Did Obama lip-sync oath? 23 January 2013
UnNews:Cameron denied 'shake it all about' option 23 January 2013
UnNews:Controversy over Nigga Teen Patches 23 January 2013
UnNews:Tarantino denies Django makes viewers act like Southern gents 22 January 2013
UnNews:Manti Te’o 'does not exist' 20 January 2013
UnNews:Australian nugget man has 'magpie's concept of gold' 19 January 2013
UnNews:Hawking admits to faking disability 18 January 2013
UnNews:Tesco deny horse-burgers had mad horse disease 17 January 2013
UnNews:Indian bus drivers forced to declare rape intentions 15 January 2013
UnNews:Ellen DeGeneres shot by Foster maniac 14 January 2013
UnNews:Man confirms time 13 January 2013
UnNews:Kate Middleton portrait gets mixed reaction 12 January 2013
UnNews:Microsoft iPad burglary 'like not being raped' 9 January 2013
UnNews:The new looks sweeping the Muslim world 7 January 2013
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UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms 5 January 2013
UnNews:Physical Cliff: the name that's sweeping the stripper industry 3 January 2013
UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures' 3 January 2013
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UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party 25 December 2012
UnNews:Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election? 24 December 2012
UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict 22 December 2012
UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand 21 December 2012
UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife 19 December 2012
UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn 15 December 2012
UnNews:Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder 14 December 2012
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UnNews:Ferdinand hurts own face with shirt 9 December 2012
UnNews:Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide 8 December 2012
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UnNews:Kate vows to sit on arse for entire pregnancy 4 December 2012
UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn 4 December 2012
UnNews:Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute 3 December 2012
UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site 1 December 2012
UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer 27 November 2012
UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death' 26 November 2012
UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story 23 November 2012
UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue' 20 November 2012
UnNews:Remembrance day remembered 12 November 2012
UnNews:The day the whole world came 11 November 2012
UnNews:US to consider Coptic Pope method for 2016 election 4 November 2012
UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters 29 October 2012
UnNews:Catholic Church set to remove Jimmy Savile's papal knighthood 27 October 2012
UnNews:Clark Kent finds sustainable online journalism business model 26 October 2012
UnNews:TaTu to reunite after Pussy Riot prison camp decision 22 October 2012
UnNews:Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas' 20 October 2012
UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap 17 October 2012
UnNews:An American's guide to Scottish Independence 16 October 2012
UnNews:Baumgartner skydive 'was bachelor party prank' 15 October 2012
UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame 11 October 2012
UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls 9 October 2012
UnNews:Number of gay TV characters "still far behind number of gay actors and producers" 8 October 2012
UnNews:Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment 8 October 2012
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UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50 5 October 2012
UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy 5 October 2012
UnNews:Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate 4 October 2012
UnNews:The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button 3 October 2012
UnNews:Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings' 3 October 2012
UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex 2 October 2012
UnNews:An American's guide to Jimmy Savile 2 October 2012
UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes 1 October 2012
UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target 30 September 2012 Yes Crystal Clear action bookmark.png
UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds 26 September 2012 Yes Crystal Clear action bookmark.png
UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation 25 September 2012 Yes Crystal Clear action bookmark.png
UnNews:Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America' 21 September 2012

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