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Today's Featured Article - Killing Babies is Fun!

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Baby blood, baby blood, everywhere.

Baby blood, baby blood, in my hair.

Baby blood, baby blood, on the floor.

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Baby blood, baby blood, on the walls.

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Baby blood, baby blood, in my house.

Baby blood, baby blood, on my spouse.

Baby blood, baby blood, down the street.

Baby blood, baby blood, all over ME!

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Featured today, a long long time ago...

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Not my articul. Uncyclopedia said it suked on VFH, well it didnt so feck you, uncyclopedia

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  • ...ME IZ RITING IN ALL CAPS?
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Me speek evry language so me can read all uncyclopediaz and they suk and im smart and uncyclopedia iz not as cool as me cauz me iz really cool and uncyclopedia isnt
btw encyclopedia dramatica suks to and so does everyting that is not me

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