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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.

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Twitter-logo.png 3 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

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Twitter-logo.png 4 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

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Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

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Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

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Have to poop.

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pooped.

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It's like a dream come true!
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Twitter-logo.png 9 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

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Twitter-logo.png 10 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

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Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

Twitter-logo.png 13 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

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Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

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The @Oracle is visiting!

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The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

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Never blinking always staring.

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I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

Twitter-logo.png 18 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

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Twitter-logo.png 19 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

Twitter-logo.png 19 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

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Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

Twitter-logo.png 22 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

Twitter-logo.png 23 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

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Twitter-logo.png 24 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

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rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

Twitter-logo.png 25 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

Twitter-logo.png 25 Jan 2017Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

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I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

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Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

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#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @dsoprano @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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