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A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

See Blogging.

A noob website

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Welcome to my site,

I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im cool n' stuff coz I can do blank pages like this and stuff

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15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. norabeibomZ --Skizzerz 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 1234JKL <3 --1234JKL (talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Greatest image in history. -RAHB 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For - Let the exodus begin. -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013
  8. Things say for R7 (NL) 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. And it was good... SG1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Obvs. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg No boner, but totally For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:57, 5 January 2013
  13. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  14. PurpleDickVote.svg Bonerbaron. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:54, 01/20/2013
  15. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever. Aleister 00:25 21-1-'13
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 07:02, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
  17. PurpleDickVote.svg Shwing! --PERVY July 2012 Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2013-01-24T00:02
  18. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 26 2013 20:42....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For. This gives me the most uncontrollable giggles, especially with the text. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.08.03:51
  20. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVO- *clears throat* How terribly uncivil of me! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:31, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  21. For. MadMax (talk) 07:52, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  22. For. --Snippy 09:22, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  23. For. Ahhahaha -- Strainj1 21:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  24. For ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 07:16, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  25. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Madclaw @ talk 18:56, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  26. PurpleDickVote.svg 10/10 would bang! -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:59, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

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  2. Bombiezaron --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 05:59, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. {boner§Zombiebaron} -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. norabeibomZ --{User:Skizzerz/sig} 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 1234JKL <3 --User:1234JKL§1234JKL (User talk:1234JKL§talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. {boner} Greatest image in history. -{User:RAHB/sig} 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  7. {For§For} - Let the exodus begin. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013
  8. Things say for {User:Roye7777777/sig} 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. And it was good... [[User:Supergeeky1§S]][[User talk:Supergeeky1§G]]1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Obvs. {User:The Woodburninator/sig3} 04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  12. {For§No boner, but totally For.} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}04:57, 5 January 2013
  13. {boner} {User:Frosty/sig3} 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  14. {times§{Boner§Bonerbaron.} {User:TheHappySpaceman/sig/colorful} 23:54, 01/20/2013}
  15. {For} Clever. user:Aleister§'''Aleister''' 00:25 21-1-'13
  16. {For}--{User:Mr-ex777/sig} 07:02, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
  17. {Boner§Shwing!} {User:Kırby/signature wej} 2013-01-24T00:02
  18. {Zombiebaron} {User:Y/sig} Jan 26 2013 20:42{User:Y/1}
  19. {For} This gives me the most uncontrollable giggles, especially with the text. {User:Dawg/sig} 2013.02.08.03:51
  20. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVO- *clears throat* How terribly uncivil of me! --{User:Gamma287/sig} 21:31, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  21. For. User:MadMax§MadMax (User talk:MadMax§talk) 07:52, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  22. For. --{User:Snippy/sig} 09:22, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  23. For. Ahhahaha -- [[User_talk:Strainj1§Strainj1]] 21:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  24. For {User:Ljlego/sig2} 07:16, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  25. {Boner} [[User:Madclaw§Madclaw]] @ [[User talk:Madclaw§talk]] 18:56, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  26. {Boner§10/10 would bang!} {User:Lost Labyrinth/sig} 18:59, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

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Guide to Creating a Successful Website

see main article: HowTo:Create a Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".

Standard subject matter should include:

It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.

WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.

For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website

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Website is part of Uncyclopedia's series on Mass Media.