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A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

See Blogging.

A noob website

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Welcome to my site,

I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im cool n' stuff coz I can do blank pages like this and stuff

Recent News

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On this day...

Dalai Llama meet Llama Jesus in 1990.

December 8: Llamas Against Chinese day/ The Death of Metal

  • 1000 BCE - A little Chinese Prince was holidaying in Tibet. Whilst he was innocently trying to feed a local Llama some grain it viciously bit him. And so began countless millenniums of conflict.
  • 1231 - The Dalai Llama seduces Chinese king, but after they'd been going steady for a couple of months the Llama cheats on him with Kubla Khan. Chinese king calls the Llama a slut and finds a less attractive rebound girlfriend and cries himself to sleep for a month.
  • 1567- The Dalai Llama tells all the other Central Asian leaders that the Chinese King is gay.
  • 1911 - Llama tells Sun Yat-sen and Yuan Shikai that the Chinese Emperor said that their mothers were terrible cooks.
  • 1931 - Llama mentions to Emperor Hirohito that China is pretty shit and that he might as well go in and take over. Then he whispered quietly in the Emperor's ear that if any Japanese are looking for easy women Nanking is the place.

Featured picture

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|name=Call of Beauty 3 |size=350px |caption=Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins? |credit=StevenCho and ActiVision |nom=Stevencho 02:05, 14 June 2009 (UTC) |scoretext= Beauties Called |fornumber=17.5 |for=

  1. For. I think it is briliant.StevenChoTalk 22:53, Jun 13
  2. New user genius   Le Cejak <2:09 Jun 14, 2009>
  3. It reminds me of back during the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, when my eyeliner smeared. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. What the fuck. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Lol! Staircase CUNt 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. A little creepy Ellemonopy 05:47, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. For - It destroys a soldier.The lipstick looks funny aka ROFL. --WathyreckkA SPLODE O.o 06:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. For; -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. Ankh smite.png Bless. Makes me nostalgic... that time at Chosin Reservoir (I smeared Modus' eyeliner) User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:16, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Original, Flutter thinks.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:12, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Smexy MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. Awesome Forsome Nameablemumble? 13:42, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  14. its awesome – Preceding unsigned comment added by 217.45.178.105 (talk • contribs) diff
  15. Weak for Well, he's not that beautiful...And it's only a little bit funny, but funny nonetheless. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Whoa. --iseditor.user Comments/Criticism 00:06, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:19, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  18. Good I like it. --Shadowslayer 23:08, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=8 |against=#Against just looks "off". --Mn-z 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not horrible, but it's more creepy than funny, and the background doesn't fit the joke. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 15:02,14June,2009
  2. Againsty, as per Cheddar. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:25, Jun 20
  3. Against-ish ~ Nice concept, but his hand is holding both the gun barrel and the umbrella. Make the gun disappear, or meld the umbrella into the gun, or something... But it looks awkwardly wrong as-is. --T. (talk) 04:53, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. 0_- --Flame32.gifFireAnimation.gifGelert 00:04, 27 June 2009 (UTC)FireAnimation.gifFlame32.gif
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. If you want my vote, remove the gun, it clashes terribly with the umbrella, love the concept though Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 09:19, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg No Way, Bro - I don't get it, sorry. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 06:58, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol declined.svg Against. Good idea, but too damn creepy. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Petersle (talk • contribs) diff

|comments=#abstain (you do those here too right?) I think it's great, did make me laugh but more could be done with the concept.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 05:40 14 June 2009

  1. Abstain per Orian. With some more "beauty" added, I'd definitely vote for this. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Dig Pending cleanup of the whiteness glowing around the umbrella. It's a very disturbing glow. -RAHB 03:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
    But the military spent eight hundred million dollars on that glowing umbrella!   Le Cejak <5:30 Jun 16, 2009>
  3. Per RAHB. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:03, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Fix the umbrella and you get my vote. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:43, Jun 21
  5. Abstain per the umbrella stuff. This picture is creepy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:52, 1 Jul

Featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:33, 11 July 2009 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/cob.png|%TITLE%=VFP/cob.png|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=cob.png §name=Call of Beauty 3 §size=350px §caption=Will you answer the call, snuggie-wuggie-kins? §credit=StevenCho and ActiVision §nom=User:Stevencho§Stevencho 02:05, 14 June 2009 (UTC) §scoretext= Beauties Called §fornumber=17.5 §for=

  1. For. I think it is briliant.{User:StevenCho/sig} 22:53, Jun 13
  2. New user genius {User:Cajek/sig2§2:09 Jun 14, 2009}
  3. It reminds me of back during the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, when my eyeliner smeared. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. What the fuck. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2} 02:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Lol! {User:Staircase/sig} 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. A little creepy User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 05:47, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. For - It destroys a soldier.The lipstick looks funny aka ROFL. --{User:Wathyreckk/sig} 06:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. For; -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. {Bless} Makes me nostalgic... that time at Chosin Reservoir (I smeared Modus' eyeliner) {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 11:16, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. Original, Flutter thinks.{User:Flutter/sig} 06:12, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Smexy {User:Dexter111344/sig} 06:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. Awesome Forsome {User:Nameable/sig} 13:42, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  14. its awesome {unsigned§217.45.178.105} diff
  15. Weak for Well, he's not that beautiful...And it's only a little bit funny, but funny nonetheless. --{User:Seeker/sig} 02:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Whoa. {User:Iseditor/sig2} 00:06, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. for. {User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 16:19, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  18. Good I like it. --User:Shadowslayer§Shadowslayer 23:08, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=8 §against=#Against just looks "off". --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 05:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

  1. {Against} Not horrible, but it's more creepy than funny, and the background doesn't fit the joke. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 15:02,14June,2009
  2. Againsty, as per Cheddar. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 19:25, Jun 20
  3. Against-ish ~ Nice concept, but his hand is holding both the gun barrel and the umbrella. Make the gun disappear, or meld the umbrella into the gun, or something... But it looks awkwardly wrong as-is. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 04:53, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. 0_- --File:Flame32.gif§12pxFile:FireAnimation.gif§12pxUser:Gelert§Gelert 00:04, 27 June 2009 (UTC)File:FireAnimation.gif§12pxFile:Flame32.gif§12px
  5. {Against} If you want my vote, remove the gun, it clashes terribly with the umbrella, love the concept though {User:Acrolo/sig} 09:19, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. {delete§No Way, Bro} - I don't get it, sorry. [[User:Rbpolsen§Rbpolsen]]♦ Icons-flag-us.png 06:58, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. {Against} Good idea, but too damn creepy. {unsigned§Petersle} diff

§comments=#abstain (you do those here too right?) I think it's great, did make me laugh but more could be done with the concept. {User:Orian57/sig8} 05:40 14 June 2009

  1. Abstain per Orian. With some more "beauty" added, I'd definitely vote for this. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}09:14, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Dig Pending cleanup of the whiteness glowing around the umbrella. It's a very disturbing glow. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
    But the military spent eight hundred million dollars on that glowing umbrella! {User:Cajek/sig2§5:30 Jun 16, 2009}
  3. Per RAHB. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 16:03, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Fix the umbrella and you get my vote. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:43, Jun 21
  5. Abstain per the umbrella stuff. This picture is creepy. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:52, 1 Jul

Featured. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 10:33, 11 July 2009 (UTC) }}


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Guide to Creating a Successful Website

see main article: HowTo:Create a Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".

Standard subject matter should include:

It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.

WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.

For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website

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