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A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

See Blogging.

A noob website

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Welcome to my site,

I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im cool n' stuff coz I can do blank pages like this and stuff

Recent News

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On this day...

August 14: Brutal dictator appreciation day (Saudi Arabia & Jacksonville,Fl)
  • Long time ago - Emperor takes over the galaxy in Star Wars (TM)
  • 1844 - Toast is invented
  • 1855 - Following the war of a thousand toasters, the recipe for toast is lost for over 5000 years.
  • 1856 - Toast is rediscovered.
  • 1857 - Toast is forgotten.
  • 1880 - Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany, is completed. It smells great!
  • 1923 - Start of the Dotcom Era.
  • 1987 - A young explorer named Wally is reported missing.
  • 2001 - George W. Bush is "elected" by his daddys friends to be president of the United States.
  • 2005 - Ego is discovered to be, in fact, a dirty word.
  • 2006 - Horizontal Line is discovered in your pants.
  • 2007 - Vertical line is discovered in the inside of your pants.
  • 2007 - Hitler is finally mentioned in Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day. Took long enough.
  • 2008 - The first "sort of" black dictator introduced into the history of the US. People take to the streets with high hopes of a kinder, gentler dictator.
  • 2009 - Nut and penis implants are invented
  • 2010 - Nut and penis implants found to cause cancer. Some 1.3 million white gangstas are affected.
  • 2012 - Dick Cheney dies because his cold blackened void of a heart fails. The world is finally safe.
  • 3012- 1000th "Screw Dick Cheney" Day cancelled by Undead Bush

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  1. N&F - a work of genius. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong For. One of the Jam's best. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC) - For - Now that the image is PNG. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
    Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
    Yes it is. Just like Zombiebaron hates text, I hate JPEG images that have lots of artifacts. I hate artifacts! So I voted Conditional for because I know it can be cleaned up in a PNG version. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Oh, the sweet Lego memories. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Yup, the memories (/me trails off...). –—Hv (talk) 23/05 21:12
  9. For Rogpyvbc 00:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--Holy S**T!! Fuck it, We are all dead!!! fuck!!! All I asked for was a photochop, not a work of art!--Sir Shandon 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. The more I look at this picture, the more impressed I am with it. Good work.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. Support --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:48, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. For - and its on my Christmas toy shopping list... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Now I just need the Ford Theatre playset...R (Holla!) 12:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For <insert smart comment here> -- sannse (talk) 12:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Amusing.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For. And yes, Zb, you are too a 'joykill' HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For I guess Zombiebaron never played with LEGOS when he was little. They were the shit. --General Insineratehymn 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  20. Weak For Funny, could be better. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  21. For because now Oswald doesn't stick out like a tore sum. Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 06:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  22. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  23. Plor Private Gert5 UGotM
  24. Hell, I still play with Legos. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:52, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  25. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 04:00, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  26. For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 07:39, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  27. Dig --THINKER 21:43, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  28. For --Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:32, May 25
  29. Crimson30
  30. Yohan
  31. Ljlego
  32. Dattebayo321
  33. Muzak
  34. 333pet
  35. Martinultima
  36. ForestAngel
  37. Knödel
  38. For --Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:29, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  39. Cybergata
  40. Flubeca
  41. Jtyoboy
  42. The Woodburninator

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  1. Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. Necropaxx (T) {~}
  3. AGAINST --Such horrific rubbish. This is what I expect from careless liberals who spend their worthless time poisoning our children's minds. You're pretty much saying "ITS OK TO KILL YOUR PRESIDENTS, HECK ITS OK TO KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD, HECK KILLING IS JUST GRRREEAT" well sir you ARE WRONG....DEAD WRONG....no actually I just don't find legos amusing (anymore). --Kingkitty 13:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. sage --Algorithm 18:23, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

|comments=Featured!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

  • COMMENT Oi Vey... I fixed some things people were having problems with, and I think it looks the best as it has ever looked. Yes? Oh, and the offer to lego-ize scenes for people is still up. I kinda like doing it. I've sure gotten better at it. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 21:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

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§fornumber=41 §for=

  1. N&F - a work of genius. -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 20:41, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong For. One of the Jam's best. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. -- {User:HerrDoktor/sig} 19:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. NO COMMENT, oh, and if anyone else wants a lego image, contact me for details. {User:Sliferjam/siggy} 19:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. No. first of all, ZB is right. Second of all, those mini-mizers at resonably clever are not real lego, and contrasts with the acual lego. --{User:High Gen. Grue/sig} 04:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
    • Yes! Looks much better! --{User:High Gen. Grue/sig} 22:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Conditional For - Make the image PNG instead of JPG (Be sure to clean the artifacts), and make the text bigger. --{User:AAA!/sig} 04:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC) - For - Now that the image is PNG. --{User:AAA!/sig} 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
    Oh shutup, that's not a valid reason for a conditional for, for gods sake. -- {User:Olipro/sig} 16:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
    Yes it is. Just like Zombiebaron hates text, I hate JPEG images that have lots of artifacts. I hate artifacts! So I voted Conditional for because I know it can be cleaned up in a PNG version. --{User:AAA!/sig} 04:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Oh, the sweet Lego memories. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Yup, the memories (/me trails off...). {User:Heerenveen/sig3} 23/05 21:12
  9. For User:Rogpyvbc§Rogpyvbc 00:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--Holy S**T!! Fuck it, We are all dead!!! fuck!!! All I asked for was a photochop, not a work of art!--Sir User:Shandon§Shandon 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. The more I look at this picture, the more impressed I am with it. Good work.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 02:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. Support --{User:Alksub/sig} 05:48, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. For - and its on my Christmas toy shopping list... {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 11:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Now I just need the Ford Theatre playset...{User:RadicalX/sig} 12:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For <insert smart comment here> -- {User:Sannse/Sig} 12:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Amusing.--{User:Rataube/sig} 15:28, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --{User:Tripod2282/sig}20:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  18. For. And yes, Zb, you are too a 'joykill' {User:Tompkins/sig} 23:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For I guess Zombiebaron never played with LEGOS when he was little. They were the shit. --{User:Insineratehymn/sig} 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  20. Weak For Funny, could be better. {User:Uncyclopedian/sig} 02:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  21. For because now Oswald doesn't stick out like a tore sum. {User:Kalir/sig} 06:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  22. For {User:Cs1987/sig} 07:36, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  23. Plor {User:Gert5/wig}
  24. Hell, I still play with Legos. {User:Squiggle/sig} 02:52, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  25. For --{User:Jedravent/sig} 04:00, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  26. For --{User:George_VI/sig} 07:39, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  27. Dig --{User:The Thinker/sig} 21:43, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  28. For --{User:Funnybony/sig} 08:32, May 25
  29. {u§Crimson30}
  30. {u§Yohan}
  31. {u§Ljlego}
  32. {u§Dattebayo321}
  33. {u§Muzak}
  34. {u§333pet}
  35. {u§Martinultima}
  36. {u§ForestAngel}
  37. {u§Knödel}
  38. For --{User:Manforman/sig} 20:29, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  39. {u§Cybergata}
  40. {u§Flubeca}
  41. {u§Jtyoboy}
  42. {u§The Woodburninator}

§againstnumber=4 §against=

  1. Weak Against, now see here. I'm not like some kind of joykill, who enjoys raining on the parade of VFP or nothing. Its just that this image could be much better. For instance, the entire leftside of the box is an incomprehensable mess of text that is far to small at MainPage size. It is also a bit annoying that the "factual" accuracy of the image is bit off (for instance, JFK wasn't driving, there was a driver). Also, that brick wall. Also, the fence looks like it was drawn while the rest looks like it was photographed. So yah, I'm sure this was a very labor intensive image and all, but it just doesn't hit me at a gut level. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 22:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. What's the joke here? A lego JFK... not exactly side-splitting. {User:Necropaxx/sig}
  3. AGAINST --Such horrific rubbish. This is what I expect from careless liberals who spend their worthless time poisoning our children's minds. You're pretty much saying "ITS OK TO KILL YOUR PRESIDENTS, HECK ITS OK TO KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD, HECK KILLING IS JUST GRRREEAT" well sir you ARE WRONG....DEAD WRONG....no actually I just don't find legos amusing (anymore). --User:Kingkitty§Kingkitty 13:05, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. sage --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 18:23, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

§comments=Featured!--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 01:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

  • COMMENT Oi Vey... I fixed some things people were having problems with, and I think it looks the best as it has ever looked. Yes? Oh, and the offer to lego-ize scenes for people is still up. I kinda like doing it. I've sure gotten better at it. {User:Sliferjam/siggy} 21:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

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Guide to Creating a Successful Website

see main article: HowTo:Create a Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".

Standard subject matter should include:

It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.

WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.

For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website

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