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Pixellated Face Disease (PFD) is a strange and disturbing phenomenon whereby an individual's face becomes blurred and blocky for seemingly no apparent reason. Any individual, no matter how law-abiding or innocent can contract the disease whilst going about their everyday life. However, the single most disturbing aspect of the condition is that , much like ghosts, the effects can only be seen when the infected individual is viewed on film or photographic format. Thus, one will never know if one has the condition until they appear on World's Wildest Police Chases or CCTV Uncovered.

There is currently no known cure for the Pixellated Face Disease. Scientists are baffled by the fact the sufferer will display almost no symptoms until caught on film. The individual will go through life looking like any other ordinary person. Thus, the current advice for those that fear they have the disease is to spend their lives avoiding cameras. (Full article...)

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  1. Made me laugh out loud... --Caiman 03:19, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. FOR - in big capital letters. --Mosquitopsu 04:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. I like this one. --Keitei 04:22, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  4. FOUR = a classic -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. 4 it --Nerd42 16:42, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. I like this image. Vote Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:06, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. For though hasn't RadicalX already had enough featured images? --Paulgb 02:28, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  8. For ...and no, I haven't! I barely make up a third of all featured images! =P --Strong Rad 05:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. FOR - I'm Catholic, but I have to admit this is funny. - Bestbank Tiger, 9:07 CST 11/8/05
  10. For -- And you can't blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. He deserves all the kudos he gets. -- T. (talk) 05:23, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Yes, I want to blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  11. For! -- As a Catholic, this is fawesome! --Leo 02:28, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  12. For. Just feature it already, everybody knows it's going to happen eventually. --neoEva88 12:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  13. Blasphemers! I love it. FOR --Okochama 14:15, 11 Nov 2005 (ECT)
  14. FOR!!!! --Chronarion 00:09, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  15. I need to change into my Plus Fours --Gadgeophile 01:43, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  16. For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:35, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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  23. Marco Raimey
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  25. nightmare975
  26. 87.194.20.221
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  1. Against Okay, so it probably seems like I hate Raddy. Not true. I merely think that the "Grand Theft Auto: [insert city] City" theme is overdone. --—rc (t) 23:24, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Oh, you know you're just jealous! =P And...has it been done this well? hehe --Strong RadX 03:18, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Jealous? Absolutely. However, note that I didn't vote against the League of Extraordinary People image, which for me is like an affirmative vote. AND I voted for the U2 image, which for me is like six affirmative votes. ;) --—rc (t) 05:31, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    I forgot that your secret identity was Captain Negativity...heheh Nah, you're cool, RC, as always. --Strong RadX 02:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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  4. Ghelae
  5. Modusoperandi
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  1. Made me laugh out loud... --User:Caiman§Caiman 03:19, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. FOR - in big capital letters. --User:Mosquitopsu§Mosquitopsu 04:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. I like this one. --User:Keitei§Keitei 04:22, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  4. FOUR = a classic -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  5. 4 it --User:Nerd42§Nerd42 16:42, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. I like this image. Vote {User:Dawg/sig} 00:06, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. For though hasn't RadicalX already had enough featured images? --User:Paulgb§Paulgb 02:28, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  8. For ...and no, I haven't! I barely make up a third of all featured images! =P --User:RadicalX§Strong Rad 05:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. FOR - I'm Catholic, but I have to admit this is funny. - Bestbank Tiger, 9:07 CST 11/8/05
  10. For -- And you can't blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. He deserves all the kudos he gets. -- {User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 05:23, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Yes, I want to blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  11. For! -- As a Catholic, this is fawesome! --User:LeoFed§Leo 02:28, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  12. For. Just feature it already, everybody knows it's going to happen eventually. --User:NeoEva88§neoEva88 12:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  13. Blasphemers! I love it. FOR --User:Okochama§Okochama 14:15, 11 Nov 2005 (ECT)
  14. FOR!!!! --User:Chronarion§Chronarion 00:09, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  15. I need to change into my Plus Fours --User:Gadgeophile§Gadgeophile 01:43, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  16. For --{User:Morlark/sig} 15:35, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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  24. {u§toratoritore}
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  1. Against Okay, so it probably seems like I hate Raddy. Not true. I merely think that the "Grand Theft Auto: [insert city] City" theme is overdone. --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 23:24, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Oh, you know you're just jealous! =P And...has it been done this well? hehe --User:RadicalX§Strong RadX 03:18, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    Jealous? Absolutely. However, note that I didn't vote against the League of Extraordinary People image, which for me is like an affirmative vote. AND I voted for the U2 image, which for me is like six affirmative votes. ;) --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 05:31, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    I forgot that your secret identity was Captain Negativity...heheh Nah, you're cool, RC, as always. --User:RadicalX§Strong RadX 02:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. {u§Algorithm}
  3. {u§Bradaphraser}
  4. {u§Ghelae}
  5. {u§Modusoperandi}
  6. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
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