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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize.

According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...)

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|name=Amazing Seizure Lad |size=280px |caption="Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!" |credit=TheLedBalloon |nom=- T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4 |scoretext=masters of the convulsion |fornumber=13 |for=

  1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4
  2. Ankh smite.png I love self-noms. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:45 November 4
  3. Za Awful... but also awesome Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For That is ridiculously cute. --monika 05:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I liked it when it was entered in the Aristocrat's Ball, and I like it now. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Puts me in mind of 19th century circuses. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 02:29, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For per above. --Mn-z 17:03, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  9. How have I not voted For this yet? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:08, 10 Dec
  10. Abhorrent. I like it! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:02, 17 December 2009
  11. For--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:31, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:24, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Delightful and worthy of a place on our front page.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

|againstnumber=5 |against=#Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009

  1. Against Is the joke that it's an old-timey poster with seizures? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:18, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
    Yes, and I did it first. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:59, Nov 25
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Killer_3.14 01:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Zombiebaron --Algorithm 19:54, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:37, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.Am I missing something? Gba3.jpgThe_empire_small.jpg Join Us 05:31, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:34, December 25, 2009 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/File:AmazingSeizureLad.png|%TITLE%=VFP/File:AmazingSeizureLad.png|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=AmazingSeizureLad.png §name=Amazing Seizure Lad §size=280px §caption="Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!" §credit=TheLedBalloon §nom=- {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 04:45, Nov 4 §scoretext=masters of the convulsion §fornumber=13 §for=

  1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 04:45, Nov 4
  2. {Bless§I love} self-noms. {User:Zheliel/siggies} 09:45 November 4
  3. Za Awful... but also awesome {User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/sig} 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird. {User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig} 07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For That is ridiculously cute. --User:Monika§monika 05:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I liked it when it was entered in the Aristocrat's Ball, and I like it now. {User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Where the Wild Sigs Are} 16:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Puts me in mind of 19th century circuses. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 02:29, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 17:03, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  9. How have I not voted For this yet? -{User:Optimuschris/sig}20:08, 10 Dec
  10. Abhorrent. I like it! {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}01:02, 17 December 2009
  11. For--User:Count of Monkey Crisco§Count of Monkey Crisco 02:31, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  12. {For} {User:Pelargonium/sig} 23:24, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Delightful and worthy of a place on our front page.... -- {User:Mhaille/sig}

§againstnumber=5 §against=#Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ {User:Necropaxx/sig} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009

  1. Against Is the joke that it's an File:Seenoobswaterboarded.jpg§old-timey poster with seizures? {User:Syndrome/sig} 00:18, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
    Yes, and I did it File:AmazingSeizureLad.png§first. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 00:59, Nov 25
  2. {Against}--{User:Killer_3.14/sig} 01:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  3. {Against§Zombiebaron} --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 19:54, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 02:37, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

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  1. {abstain}Am I missing something? {User:GBA2005/sig2} 05:31, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

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