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Africa is a continent often considered to be "God's blindspot", as it is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, genocide, giant bugs, giant apes, feces, and hopelessness. Not a pleasant place to be, all things considered. It's got exotic animals though. Suh-weet!

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Africa is notable in that it is the original homeland of the human species. Keep in mind that this is the consensus reached by the scientific community only. Fundamentalists for some reason do not like the idea that Adam and Eve were Africans. Charming lot, those fundamentalists. (Full article...)

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|name=Age of Umpires |size=350px |caption=A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. |credit=Hindleyite |nom= |fornumber=30 |for=

  1. Nomination Probably my single favorite original image from the Poo Lit Surprise. —rc (t) 01:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Nomination and for Hilarious! Well done. --Rolando8 14:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Goodness, yes. A well-deserved winner already. More shiny things! -- Sir Codeine KUN VFP Bur. MDA NS UotM CM +S (Harangue) 01:30, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. For, even though I don't understand the first damned thing about cricket. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:31, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. Hilarious at first sight, with or without any knowledge of cricket.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. For. --Spin 06:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  7. For. --OsirisX 08:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  8. For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  9. For Jolly good! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:00, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. Can I vote for my own pic? --Hindleyite Poet Lowrate Talk 13:48, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. Yes, you may. And 't is indeed a mighty good image. Funnies all over, and not a detail missed. --~ sin($) tan() 14:18, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  12. Yes please. -- Sun Skyscraper 15:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  13. For - Even with my horribly rudimentary knowledge of cricket and AOE, I still find this immensely funny. Nice work. --Imrealized 17:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. I don't like Cricket......I love it.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  15. For: /me agrees with Rc --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:58, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  16. For aussie aussie aussie --SubPOP 16:32, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  17. For. I thought something like this up before I knew about Uncyclopedia. Swordmaster 17:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  18. For. Anyone who doesn't understand the joke might want to look up what an umpire is and then see if they can figure out why it is funny to photoshop cricket into Age Of Empires. Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 10:46, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  19. BUENO--Alan Truism 20:19, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  20. For--Anon32 01:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  21. For sure Excellent image. Dawg_sig_2.gif Sir Dawg  cun | tlk | vdp  00:36, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  22. T.W. North
  23. LeoFed
  24. BirdEgal202
  25. Kazaalico jack
  26. Tt22
  27. Marco Raimey
  28. EchelonThree
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  30. OMG For The kind of humor I've often dreamed of but never thought possible! Muzak 18:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  31. Great image. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:20, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

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  1. what's so funny about that? against --LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here 04:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. I don't find this funny--Rataube 10:58, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against Oh look you can copy and paste a picture of people playing baseball onto a screenshot of somone playing AOE. Whoop-D-do. I'd vote yes if you could A) make the box, or B) make the Umpires look like real AOE figures. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:35, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Apparently the box has been made, and I don't like it either. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:41, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment, they are playing Cricket, not Baseball. --OsirisX 23:57, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • still doesn't change that it's very unfunny --LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here00:23, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against I don't get it, sorry, but I just don't find it funny. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against It looks really good, but I am afraid that most people probably woudln't get it (must have played some AoE), making it a bad image for featuring. --Mosquitopsu 03:05, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. Kaizer the Bjorn
  7. Ianweller
  8. Feureau

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  • comment no, honestly, can someone explain why this image is funny because I dont understand it and if someone explains it then perhaps it will make more sense... -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here17:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment This highlights the whole 'satire without context' issue doesn't it? Only British people seem to find this hilarious, like me, yet none of us find US jokes funny in the least. maybe we should institute another ignorable policy....--The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I think it needs a caption that better illustrates it, cuz just saying "screenshot from the game" doesn't explain anything for this pic. -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here19:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The essence of this image is that it's a pun put into (I think) a very well-done photoshop job. The little figures look just like what I remember the sprites from Age of Empires looking like, and nearly every part of the screenshot contributes to the joke. I'm not even British and I don't know the first thing about cricket, and I like the image a lot. The caption I used gives the basic joke, but if someone wants to write a longer one by all means go ahead. —rc (t) 00:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Aoushot1.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Aoushot1.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Aoushot1.jpg §name=Age of Umpires §size=350px §caption=A screenshot from Age of Umpires§Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. §credit=Hindleyite §nom= §fornumber=30 §for=

  1. Nomination Probably my single favorite original image from the Poo Lit Surprise. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 01:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Nomination and for Hilarious! Well done. --User:Rolando8§Rolando8 14:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Goodness, yes. A well-deserved winner already. More shiny things! -- Sir User:Codeine§Codeine Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Knight_or_Dame_Commander_.28KUN_or_DUN.29§KUN Uncyclopedia:VFP§VFP template:Burninator§Bur. Template:Deletion Award§MDA [[Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars#Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand§NS]] Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month§UotM Template:Cookie§CM Special:Listadmins§+S User Talk:Codeine§(Harangue) 01:30, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. For, even though I don't understand the first damned thing about cricket. {User:Hinoa4/sig} 01:31, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. Hilarious at first sight, with or without any knowledge of cricket.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 02:12, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. For. --User:Spintherism§Spin 06:05, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  7. For. --User:OsirisX§OsirisX 08:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  8. For. {:User:Ghelae/sig} 10:49, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  9. For Jolly good! --{User:02barryc/Signature} 11:00, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. Can I vote for my own pic? --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite File:Lowrate.png§Poet Lowrate User talk:Hindleyite§Talk 13:48, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. Yes, you may. And 't is indeed a mighty good image. Funnies all over, and not a detail missed. --{User:MoneySign/sig} 14:18, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  12. Yes please. -- File:Skyscraper sun.gif§Sun [[User:Skyscraper§Skyscraper]] 15:16, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  13. For - Even with my horribly rudimentary knowledge of cricket and AOE, I still find this immensely funny. Nice work. --User:Imrealized§Imrealized 17:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. I don't like Cricket......I love it.... -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  15. For: /me agrees with Rc --{User:Gwax/sig} 13:58, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  16. For aussie aussie aussie --User:SubPOP§SubPOP 16:32, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  17. For. I thought something like this up before I knew about Uncyclopedia. User:Swordmaster§Swordmaster 17:04, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  18. For. Anyone who doesn't understand the joke might want to look up what an umpire is and then see if they can figure out why it is funny to photoshop cricket into Age Of Empires. {User:Bloopy/Signature} 10:46, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  19. BUENO--User:Alan Truism§Alan Truism 20:19, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
  20. For--User:Anon32§Anon32 01:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  21. For sure Excellent image. Dawg_sig_2.gif[[User:Dawg§ Sir Dawg ]][[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29§ cun ]]{!}[[User_talk:Dawg§ tlk ]]{!}[[Uncyclopedia:Village Dump§ vdp ]] 00:36, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
  22. {u§T.W. North}
  23. {u§LeoFed}
  24. {u§BirdEgal202}
  25. {u§Kazaalico jack}
  26. {u§Tt22}
  27. {u§Marco Raimey}
  28. {u§EchelonThree}
  29. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  30. OMG For The kind of humor I've often dreamed of but never thought possible! User:Muzak§Muzak 18:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
  31. Great image. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}14:20, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=8 §against=

  1. what's so funny about that? against --{User:LinkTGF/sig} 04:24, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. I don't find this funny--User:Rataube§Rataube 10:58, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against Oh look you can copy and paste a picture of people playing baseball onto a screenshot of somone playing AOE. Whoop-D-do. I'd vote yes if you could A) make the box, or B) make the Umpires look like real AOE figures. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 13:35, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Apparently the box has been made, and I don't like it either. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 13:41, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment, they are playing Cricket, not Baseball. --User:OsirisX§OsirisX 23:57, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
    • still doesn't change that it's very unfunny --{User:LinkTGF/sig}00:23, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against I don't get it, sorry, but I just don't find it funny. {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 18:26, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against It looks really good, but I am afraid that most people probably woudln't get it (must have played some AoE), making it a bad image for featuring. --User:Mosquitopsu§Mosquitopsu 03:05, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. {u§Kaizer the Bjorn}
  7. {u§Ianweller}
  8. {u§Feureau}

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 04:42, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

  • comment no, honestly, can someone explain why this image is funny because I dont understand it and if someone explains it then perhaps it will make more sense... -- {User:LinkTGF/sig}17:38, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment This highlights the whole 'satire without context' issue doesn't it? Only British people seem to find this hilarious, like me, yet none of us find US jokes funny in the least. maybe we should institute another ignorable policy....--{User:02barryc/Signature} 19:20, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I think it needs a caption that better illustrates it, cuz just saying "screenshot from the game" doesn't explain anything for this pic. -- {User:LinkTGF/sig}19:40, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The essence of this image is that it's a pun put into (I think) a very well-done photoshop job. The little figures look just like what I remember the sprites from Age of Empires looking like, and nearly every part of the screenshot contributes to the joke. I'm not even British and I don't know the first thing about cricket, and I like the image a lot. The caption I used gives the basic joke, but if someone wants to write a longer one by all means go ahead. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 00:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

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