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Moses was a Hebrewian fiction writer, actor and lawgiver. He was perhaps best known for writing the first five volumes of the best-selling book, The Bible and for being the actor who played himself in the film version of The Bible, "The Bible: The Musical", and "The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo". Obsessed with letting his people go, he later exposed them to God and trapped them in the laws of religion for the rest of their lives.

Moses was born into a Hebrew family, but was put up for adoption because laws against the bearing of male children had been passed after the Pharaoh had seen people washing their babies in the River Nile. (He thought that it was disgusting and wondered why they didn't use royal baths like he did.)

Baby Moses was sent to an adoption centre but didn't take to his new life. After years of causing much trouble at the adoption centre, he was finally adopted by a rich Egyptian family who thought that they could turn this young tearaway into a well-mannered young man. (Full article...)

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  1. Self Nom and For - spent a while working on this, and it's completely original too, so no complaining. --The Llama Llover!!! 01:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  2. For, because I STILL haven't gotten tired of iHumor, even after the fad, the reskin, and the two wars.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)d
  3. For. I agree with Brad - # of Featured Pictures involoving Star Wars: 8; # of FPs involving Jesus: 5; # of FPs involving Hitler: 3; # of FPs involving Apple Computer: 1 (and just barely). HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  4. For - not bad, but the iPod looks a little weird --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. Right, I don't care what anyone says, this is very good. I couldn't care less if it was an Apfel joke, it ought to be featured. Good work. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  6. For--Kenmcfa 20:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  7. For --Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  8. iFor Good 'un--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:47, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  9. For - still a good and more importantly funny image (even IF Llama-Lover changed his mind on MY image....) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 18:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
    Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --The Llama Llover!!! 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:02, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  11. For--GAMESPOT=666 02:46, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  12. iAgainst iHate the iMeme. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  13. For --Xsine diff
  14. For Nice pic, awful caption (luckily this is VFP, rather than VFC).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  15. For - David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  16. for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  17. For Blah Blah Blah 23:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  18. For It seems more like a repudiation of the aforementioned cliche than a perpetuation of it - the guy with the ipod getting capped by the guy with the .45! --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 09:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  19. Strong For. It's funny to me. I hate iPods.--Procopius 20:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
    • For --Nodobot 04:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  20. For iLike it. Hmm, sorry. Freemorpheme.gif 20:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  21. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:26, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
    • For JoshGads 00:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  22. For Yay, iWin! ...What do iWin? --General Insineratehymn 02:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  23. For It's funny because it's true!Triple-Quadruple 04:57, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
    • You can no longer vote on this image. Use PFP instead. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:42, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  24. Cs1987
  25. Marco Raimey
  26. Feureau
  27. goshzilla
  28. 212.158.245.101
  29. Martinultima
  30. Martinultima
  31. ForestAngel
  32. Aykaramba

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  1. Against. Can I complain that it's really not all that funny? --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~01:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against Errr...I can see you put effort into this...sure. Its just that it doens't make sense, and neither does the caption. Oh, and iJokes are so November 2005. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against any more Apple jokes. - Sikon 11:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against - I'm not really enthused about it. --Alksub 08:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  6. Against iHate the iMeme. no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 14:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  7. Naah. Overused, overrated. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 16:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  8. Against--J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 20:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  9. uLose (or Against) --AAA! (AAAA) 23:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  10. Todd Lyons
  11. Zerotrousers
  12. Kaizer the Bjorn

|comments=Featuredrc (t) 06:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

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  1. Self Nom and For - spent a while working on this, and it's completely original too, so no complaining. --{User:Llama-Llover/sig} 01:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  2. For, because I STILL haven't gotten tired of iHumor, even after the fad, the reskin, and the two wars.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 03:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)d
  3. For. I agree with Brad - # of Featured Pictures involoving Star Wars: 8; # of FPs involving Jesus: 5; # of FPs involving Hitler: 3; # of FPs involving Apple Computer: 1 (and Image:Ipod floppy.jpg§just barely). {User:Tompkins/sig} 03:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  4. For - not bad, but the iPod looks a little weird --{User:Another/sig} 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. Right, I don't care what anyone says, this is very good. I couldn't care less if it was an Apfel joke, it ought to be featured. Good work. -- {User:Hindleyite/sig} 13:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  6. For--User:Kenmcfa§Kenmcfa 20:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  7. For --User:Jedravent§Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  8. iFor Good 'un--{User:Witt E,/sig} 05:47, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  9. For - still a good and more importantly funny image (even IF Llama-Lover changed his mind on MY image....) -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 18:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
    Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --{User:Llama-Llover/sig} 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 23:02, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  11. For--User:GAMESPOT=666§GAMESPOT=666 02:46, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  12. iAgainst iHate the iMeme. {User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig} 08:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
    • For changed my mind. {User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig} 20:37, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Xsine diff
  14. For Nice pic, awful caption (luckily this is VFP, rather than VFC).--{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  15. For - User:David Gerard§David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  16. for {User:Jack_mort/sig} 20:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  17. For User:Blah Blah Blah§Blah Blah Blah 23:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  18. For It seems more like a repudiation of the aforementioned cliche than a perpetuation of it - the guy with the ipod getting capped by the guy with the .45! --{User:George_VI/sig} 09:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  19. Strong For. It's funny to me. I hate iPods.--User:Procopius§Procopius 20:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  20. For iLike it. Hmm, sorry. {User:FreeMorpheme/sig} 20:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  21. For {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 22:26, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  22. For Yay, iWin! ...What do iWin? --{User:Insineratehymn/sig} 02:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  23. For It's funny because it's true!User:Triple-Quadruple§Triple-Quadruple 04:57, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
    • You can no longer vote on this image. Use PFP instead. --{User:AAA!/sig} 07:42, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  24. {u§Cs1987}
  25. {u§Marco Raimey}
  26. {u§Feureau}
  27. {u§goshzilla}
  28. {u§212.158.245.101}
  29. {u§Martinultima}
  30. {u§Martinultima}
  31. {u§ForestAngel}
  32. {u§Aykaramba}

§againstnumber=12 §against=

  1. Against. Can I complain that it's really not all that funny? --{User:Tripod2282/sig}01:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against Errr...I can see you put effort into this...sure. Its just that it doens't make sense, and neither does the caption. Oh, and iJokes are so November 2005. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig3} 02:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against any more Apple jokes. - {User:Sikon/sig} 11:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against. --{User:OsirisX/sig} 21:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against - I'm not really enthused about it. --User:Alksub§Alksub 08:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  6. Against iHate the iMeme. {User:No, yuo/sig} 14:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  7. Naah. Overused, overrated. --{User:02barryc/Signature} 16:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  8. Against--{User:J. Fuckin Kyle/signature} 20:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  9. uLose (or Against) --{User:AAA!/sig} 23:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  10. {u§Todd Lyons}
  11. {u§Zerotrousers}
  12. {u§Kaizer the Bjorn}

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

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