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Featured today, a long long time ago
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DID Y0U KN0W...
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- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
- ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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