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Hollywood, CaliforniaThursday night's premiere of Fox TV's singing competition The Four (the latest attempt to milk whatever is left of the formula that spawned American Idol, The Voice, and The X Factor) had three questionable, if not downright suspicious, verdicts that can't just be dismissed as a simple lapse in judgment... or I'll just call it what it is, a monumental mistake of epic proportions.

The first incident occurred when blues musician Anthony Hall (not to be confused with the geek from The Breakfast Club) performed a wonderful, slow, stripped down rendition of Portugal. The Man's recent alternative rock-pop hit "Feel it Still," only to not make the cut, even though he was one of the best performers of the night. Judge Meghan Trainor (of All About that Bass fame) explained the verdict thusly, "To be fair, rock hasn't really been big since the 2000s, and even that was a far cry from the 90s and earlier. If you want to make it in this industry, you need to perform songs written by 40-year-old Swedish guys with excessive autotune. Or you need to change your name to Halsey." (Full news...)

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  1. Nomination and For I really like this image. While the text does add to it, it works well on its own, esspecially the Sophia shaped cereal already in the bowl! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must admit I was quite impressed by the image the first time I saw it, and more importantly, it made me laugh. Also, its great to see different types of images in here, particularly cartoons. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Although I'd rather see the actual box less cartoony, it's still really good. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~19:55, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. That thing's got a lot of Star Trek communicators in its ingredients! There's only one thing worse than having Uncyclopedios for breakfast and that is "not" having Uncyclopedios for breakfast. --AmericanBastard 20:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  5. ForBraydie at 20:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Its nice to see something different, and its fortified with "Adminicine" for strong teeth and bones. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  7. For.~Jewriken.GIF 21:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. "...and either this bowl goes, or I do."--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --AAA! (AAAA) 07:50, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. quality - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  11. For I better get a Captain Obvious doll in the end. --General Insineratehymn 21:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
    Comment *slap!* Strawberry Shortcake = doll, Captain Obvious = Action Figure --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. They're parodically delicious! Swordmaster 22:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  13. Strong for, it's hilarious --GAMESPOT=666 00:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  14. Hindleyite
  15. Clamy
  16. Lenoxus
  17. Blah Blah Blah
  18. Marco Raimey
  19. The Baker St. Irregular
  20. Gert5
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  1. Nomination and For I really like this image. While the text does add to it, it works well on its own, esspecially the Sophia shaped cereal already in the bowl! --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 19:23, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must admit I was quite impressed by the image the first time I saw it, and more importantly, it made me laugh. Also, its great to see different types of images in here, particularly cartoons. For. -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 19:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Although I'd rather see the actual box less cartoony, it's still really good. --{User:Tripod2282/sig}19:55, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. That thing's got a lot of Star Trek communicators in its ingredients! There's only one thing worse than having Uncyclopedios for breakfast and that is "not" having Uncyclopedios for breakfast. --User:AmericanBastard§AmericanBastard 20:18, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  5. For {User:Braydie/sig1} at 20:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Its nice to see something different, and its fortified with "Adminicine" for strong teeth and bones. {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 21:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  7. For.{User:Mordillo/sig3} 21:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. "...and either this bowl goes, or I do."--{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:44, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --{User:AAA!/sig} 07:50, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. quality {User:Jack_mort/sig} 20:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  11. For I better get a Captain Obvious doll in the end. --{User:Insineratehymn/sig} 21:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
    Comment *slap!* Strawberry Shortcake = doll, Captain Obvious = Action Figure --{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 21:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. They're parodically delicious! User:Swordmaster§Swordmaster 22:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  13. Strong for, it's hilarious --User:GAMESPOT=666§GAMESPOT=666 00:41, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
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  15. {u§Clamy}
  16. {u§Lenoxus}
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  18. {u§Marco Raimey}
  19. {u§The Baker St. Irregular}
  20. {u§Gert5}
  21. {u§Martinultima}

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