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The good old days refer to the set time period between November 11th, 1918, and November 8th, 1960 in the United States. Once you reach a certain age, you will recall the good old days, whether you lived during the time period or not (in recent years, an overwhelming increase in the latter). The good old days refer to a time in the past that was good, as opposed to current times, which are not so good, or at some times bad. It is widely believed that now will never be as good as then, and the future will be even worse than now, therefore, it will be worse than then. (Full article...)

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1. Self-nomination I made this a long time ago. Unfortunately the article it's on is pretty sparse and it could use a better caption, but what the hey, I'm feeling wild today. --—rc (t) 19:56, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
2. Hey Dicks, I think someone slipped him a Mickey. For » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 19:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
3. Gimme a Hell yeah! Cuz Stone Todd sed so. --T. (talk) 20:47, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
4. Very weak For. I can see them in front page, but they look like erasers to me. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
5. Weak For--Rataube 21:24, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
6. For. In answer to all of you non-believers' questions: So?   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:09, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
7. For, if only because there have been no featured pictures on this site that have taken pot-shots at Disney, and that needs to be remedied.--Bradaphraser 22:32, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
8. For. (conditional on it being that size or close to it on the front page). ---Rev. Isra (talk) 01:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
9. For! --Leo 01:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
10. For: they're totally trendy. --Sir gwax (talk) 06:05, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
11. Rf!o: Deez pilllzzz gotttts mereee FCUKDDD U!P1!! ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 05:01, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
12. Oh dear! I haven't voted for yet! --KATIE!! 05:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
13. Hey man... slip me one a dose... I needs it FOR my hot date lateh... --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:09, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
14. For. Now this is feature-material! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 06:30, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
15. For. --71.32.75.47 07:27, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
16. For. --Hinoa 00:47, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
17. yes ~ Kakun · talk 02:49, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
18. For - David Gerard 02:03, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
19. For. Haha.. Disney is almost like a toxine in our society already. Look: leech.dk/free_culture.swf free_culture.swf. Dark_ApostropheThe Memory Hole 15:12, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
20. DaBlade
21. Sj
22. Uncyclopedian
23. SirNuke
24. DWIII
25. Ghelae
26. Ianweller
27. Marco Raimey
28. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
29. For Nice job. Haha, but I agree that they kinda look like erasers. --Criselnox 12:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

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1. Zombiebaron
2. whywhywhy
3. anon32
4. flyingfeline
5. Micoolio101
6. toratoritore

|comments= Featured I didn't even count the votes. Haha, suckers! --—rc (t) 03:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

• Abstained WTF is a Mickey? I Just learned what a Hickey is. And a Wedgie. But Mickey???-- Swami A. Suresh 00:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Mickey Mouse, a classic Disney character.--Rataube 02:32, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

And a "Mickey Finn" (or just "Mickey") is a drink laced with drugs (hence the Mickey-drug connection). Not raver drugs though. I don't think. --—rc (t) 02:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

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1. Self-nomination I made this a long time ago. Unfortunately the article it's on is pretty sparse and it could use a better caption, but what the hey, I'm feeling wild today. --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 19:56, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
2. Hey Dicks, I think someone slipped him a Mickey. For {User:Dawg/sig} 19:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
3. Gimme a Hell yeah! Cuz Stone Todd sed so. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 20:47, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
4. Very weak For. I can see them in front page, but they look like erasers to me. --{User:Acid Ammo/sig} 21:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
5. Weak For--User:Rataube§Rataube 21:24, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
6. For. In answer to all of you non-believers' questions: So? {user:tompkins/sig} 22:09, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
7. For, if only because there have been no featured pictures on this site that have taken pot-shots at Disney, and that needs to be remedied.--User:Bradaphraser§Bradaphraser 22:32, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
8. For. (conditional on it being that size or close to it on the front page). --{User:Isra1337/sig} 01:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
9. For! --User:LeoFed§Leo 01:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
10. For: they're totally trendy. --{User:Gwax/sig} 06:05, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
11. Rf!o: Deez pilllzzz gotttts mereee FCUKDDD U!P1!! {User:anidnmeno/sig} 05:01, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
12. Oh dear! I haven't voted for yet! --{User:Keitei/sig} 05:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
13. Hey man... slip me one a dose... I needs it FOR my hot date lateh... --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 19:09, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
14. For. Now this is feature-material! --{User:MoneySign/sig} 06:30, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
15. For. --User:71.32.75.47§71.32.75.47 07:27, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
16. For. --User:Hinoa4§Hinoa 00:47, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
17. yes {User:Kakun/sig} 02:49, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
18. For - User:David Gerard§David Gerard 02:03, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
19. For. Haha.. Disney is almost like a toxine in our society already. Look: leech.dk/free_culture.swf free_culture.swf. {User:DaBlade/sig} 15:12, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
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29. For Nice job. Haha, but I agree that they kinda look like erasers. --User:Criselnox§Criselnox 12:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

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§comments= Featured I didn't even count the votes. Haha, suckers! --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 03:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

• Abstained WTF is a Mickey? I Just learned what a Hickey is. And a Wedgie. But Mickey???--{User:Suresh/sig} 00:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Mickey Mouse, a classic Disney character.--User:Rataube§Rataube 02:32, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

And a "Mickey Finn" (or just "Mickey") is a drink laced with drugs (hence the Mickey-drug connection). Not raver drugs though. I don't think. --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 02:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

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