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|name=File:UKLanding01.jpg |size=350px |caption=This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear. |credit=Mhaille |nom=GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:05, 19 June 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=British Moon Landings |fornumber=21 |for=

  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nominated and voting in support of this image to be featured. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:05, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Oium from England. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:20, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I lold    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:25 19 June 2009
  4. So did I.....oh wait a minute.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For.Yosh. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:49, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:51, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. For But why is the flag waving? There's no wind on the moon! OMGFAKE! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:57, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Talking about a moon landing hoax... —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. For.--DaMoleKing 20:09, 21 June 2009 (UTC) Horray for England!
  11. For. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Oium from Singapore. —The la Zhel 07:29, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. Definitely. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:11, 20 Jun
  14. Jolly Good. Capital! Et cetera... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:22, Jun 20
  15. If he wasn't holding an umbrella, I would vote against this. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:06, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Dawesome --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:53, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. rather. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:44, Jun 21
  18. Ra-thur.--T. (talk) 04:49, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  19. Weak for Not quite my class, but I laughed any way. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 02:42, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  20. Symbol for vote.svg Tally Ho! ImNotASunbeam 03:31, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  21. What a hoax. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:23, 30 January 2011

|againstnumber=6 |against=

  1. Against not really that funny. --Mn-z 04:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against As per Mnbvcxz. Staircase CUNt 04:52, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Not sure what everyone's laughing at. --Zyrac
  4. Against I don't see anything that funny. Ellemonopy 19:12, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. I see a British flag in place of an American flag. Hilarious... not. --A.Z?MUN123 •T•C•E 17:33, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. Smite lightning.svg Smite. He's not holding the umbrella properly. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 17:47,23June,2009

|comments= |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/UKLanding01.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/UKLanding01.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=UKLanding01.jpg §name=File:UKLanding01.jpg §size=350px §caption=This is one British Moon-landing§small step for a gentleman, rather too much for Moon hoax§working class types, I fear. §credit=Mhaille §nom={User:Joe9320/sig} 09:05, 19 June 2009 (UTC) §scoretext=British Moon Landings §fornumber=21 §for=

  1. {For§Nominated and voting in support of this image to be featured.} {User:Joe9320/sig} 09:05, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Oium from England. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 09:20, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. {for} I lold {User:Orian57/sig8} 09:25 19 June 2009
  4. So did I.....oh wait a minute.... -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  5. {for}Yosh. --{User:Gert5/sig} 12:49, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. {for} --{User:Sonje/sig} 16:51, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  7. For But why is the flag waving? There's no wind on the moon! OMGFAKE! {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 16:57, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. For.--{User:Sycamore/sig} 18:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Talking about a moon landing hoax... {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig3}00:01, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. For.--User:DaMoleKing§DaMoleKing 20:09, 21 June 2009 (UTC) Horray for England!
  11. For. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. Oium from Singapore. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 07:29, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. Definitely. -{User:Optimuschris/sig}16:11, 20 Jun
  14. Jolly Good. Capital! Et cetera... {User:Necropaxx/sig} 19:22, Jun 20
  15. If he wasn't holding an umbrella, I would vote against this. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2} 00:06, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Dawesome --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:53, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  17. rather. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig3} 23:44, Jun 21
  18. Ra-thur.--{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 04:49, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  19. Weak for Not quite my class, but I laughed any way. --{User:Seeker/sig} 02:42, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  20. {For§Tally Ho!} User:ImNotASunbeam§ImUser talk:ImNotASunbeam§NotUser:ImNotASunbeam/bibliography§ASunbeam 03:31, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  21. What a hoax. {User:Lyrithya/sig} 21:23, 30 January 2011

§againstnumber=6 §against=

  1. Against not really that funny. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 04:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against As per Mnbvcxz. {User:Staircase/sig} 04:52, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Not sure what everyone's laughing at. --User:Zyrac§Zyrac
  4. Against I don't see anything that funny. User:Ellemonopy§Ellemonopy 19:12, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  5. {Against} I see a British flag in place of an American flag. Hilarious... not. --{User:A.Z?123/sig} 17:33, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. {Smite} He's not holding the umbrella properly. {User:CheddarBBQ/sig2} 17:47,23June,2009

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