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Lord Sauron, 1st Earl of Hertfordshire, KG, GCMG, PC ( BC – 28 May 1896), known as The Dark Lord of Mordor before 1861, was an English Conservative politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the mid-19th century. He is well remembered in the United Kingdom as the first Prime Minister to exist solely as a manifestation of pure evil, a tradition that has since been continued by subsequent Conservative politicians.

Details of Lord Sauron's past are sketchy at best, it was rumoured that he served as an officer in the Crimean War, where he would famously hurl Cossacks 20ft in the air with a giant iron mace, but these feats are likely fictionalised, as there is no reputable evidence that Cossacks actually exist. Sauron first arrived on the British mainland in 1861. He was drawn to the island, so the legend goes, because he mistook the inhabitant's unusual facial characteristics for that of the orcs of his homeland. (Full article...)

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|name=Trojan Horse |size=350px |caption=Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". |credit=sannse |nom=Mhaille |scoretext=Happy Humpin' Horses |fornumber=20 |for=

  1. Someone is going to hell. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Bleats. Wait, wrong animal. --CharitwoTalk 18:08, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 18:21, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Hot. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:30, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. and thanks for the idea Splarka! -- sannse (talk) 19:24, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Technically, using one of these things counts as rape. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? Icons-flag-nz.png 19:29, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Catherine the Great would be so pleased. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:38, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Is there a sheep version? RabbiTechno 19:43, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Obviously I use these all the time myself. No, not for my horse. OK, it's for my horse. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:48, Sep 29
  10. Symbol for vote.svg I came. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Sep 29
  11. For. The UnIdiot is most amused. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 20:09, Sep 29
  12. For. I'd make a Catherine the Great joke, but it's already been done. Curse you, Codeine! Curse you to hell! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  13. Hehe, Condoms... --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 00:08, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now I know what sannse meant when she said the last boyfriend she had was "a bit of a stallion" -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:39, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  15. Think horses? Got wood? Think trojans! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  16. Against That's right... Screw the system. Great Image MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex
  17. Text-based. Gloriously so. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  18. Must vote before it leaves VFP. Jeez. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:29, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  19. Extreme Greek For. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:39, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
  20. Sannse; Queen Of Text Based Images That Even A Zombiebaron Would Vote For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

|againstnumber=0 |against= |comments= This a first rate image there's no doubt but in my amateur opinion the humour is a tiny bit weak.This seems to be a product marketed to humans for the benefit of the horse .. but against what im not sure (certainly not against disease or pregnancy + Most jockeys are male). If it was me id have either made one where the product was marketed to humans with very large cocks just called 'trojan horse' or keep the animal sex reference and market the product to the horse inferring that it might catch something from the skanky crack hoes hired to make pornos with it maybe. But theres no way to improve on the photoshoping other than a touch of textured specular shine maybe :)--VitalOD 17:03, 30 September 2008 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Trojan horse.png|%TITLE%=VFP/Trojan horse.png|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Trojan horse.png §name=Trojan Horse §size=350px §caption=Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Commercial§Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". §credit=sannse §nom={u§Mhaille} §scoretext=Happy Humpin' Horses §fornumber=20 §for=

  1. User:sannse§Someone is going to hell. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  2. Bleats. Wait, wrong animal. --{User:Charitwo/sig} 18:08, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  3. {for} {User:Judge Zarbi/sig} 18:21, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  4. Hot. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 18:30, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  5. {for} and thanks for the idea User:Splaka§Splarka! -- {User:Sannse/Sig} 19:24, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  6. Technically, using one of these things counts as rape. {User:Badgerer/sig} 19:29, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  7. {for}. Catherine the Great would be so pleased. -- {User:Codeine/sig} 19:38, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  8. {For}. Is there a sheep version? User:RabbiTechno§RabbiTechno 19:43, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  9. {For}. Obviously I use these all the time myself. No, not for my horse. OK, it's for my horse. {User:MrN9000/sig} 19:48, Sep 29
  10. {for§I came.} - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 19:51, Sep 29
  11. For. The UnIdiot is most amused. {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 20:09, Sep 29
  12. For. I'd make a Catherine the Great joke, but it's already been done. Curse you, Codeine! Curse you to hell! {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:09, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
  13. Hehe, Condoms... --{User:Seeker/sig} 00:08, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  14. {for} Now I know what sannse meant when she said the last boyfriend she had was "a bit of a stallion" -- {User:Olipro/sig} 07:39, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  15. Think horses? Got wood? Think trojans! --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 07:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  16. Against That's right... Screw the system. Great Image {User:4096.256.16.1/Family}
  17. Text-based. Gloriously so. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 12:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  18. Must vote before it leaves VFP. Jeez. --{User:Mrmonkey72/sig} 21:29, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
  19. Extreme Greek For. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 18:39, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
  20. Sannse; Queen Of Text Based Images That Even A Zombiebaron Would Vote For -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 19:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

§againstnumber=0 §against= §comments= This a first rate image there's no doubt but in my amateur opinion the humour is a tiny bit weak.This seems to be a product marketed to humans for the benefit of the horse .. but against what im not sure (certainly not against disease or pregnancy + Most jockeys are male). If it was me id have either made one where the product was marketed to humans with very large cocks just called 'trojan horse' or keep the animal sex reference and market the product to the horse inferring that it might catch something from the skanky crack hoes hired to make pornos with it maybe. But theres no way to improve on the photoshoping other than a touch of textured specular shine maybe :)--User:VitalOD§VitalOD 17:03, 30 September 2008 (UTC) }}

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