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According to God's True Word, here are the worst 100* ways to deliver bad news. If you have to tell someone you crashed his car, killed his dog or banged his mum, don't use any of these methods (or at least start at the top).

* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticize divine numeration policy. (Full article...)

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|name=Apple pie chart |size=220px |caption=The apple pie chart: A winning presentation. |credit=Okochama |nom= |fornumber=19 |for=

  1. For. 75% -the evidence speaks for itself --Whywhywhy 16:06, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. For I like how the crumbs are left behind in the tin. --Mosquitopsu 17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  3. For I made this pic for the Delicious charts article, though i didn't nominate it myself. Cheers to who did. I also ate about 25% of it :p --Okochama 21:57, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  4. For The picture simply and effectively provides me with a hilarious mental image of a board meeting where a guy who has just stuffed his face with 75% of pie is explaining its deliciousness quotient. --Quilty 01:52, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  5. For Hey, it's pretty much great. 'Nuff said. --Oracleoftruth 03:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  6. For I can't think of anything else to say. --T.W. North
  7. For --Isra1337 08:20, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  8. Conditional For. Add Apple Pie Chart to the caption. Acid Ammo 03:14, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  9. Done and done. And for --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 03:10, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  10. For Yeah. I'm at a loss for words. CX06:19, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  11. For --Paulgb 21:44, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  12. For. Perfect for those long, financial organization meetings! -JBob 19:46, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  13. Bradaphraser
  14. Uncyclopedian
  15. anon32
  16. LinkTGF
  17. Ianweller
  18. Marco Raimey
  19. Feureau

|againstnumber=9 |against=

  1. Against Eh, it's sort of plain. --—rc (t) 02:51, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. Dawg
  3. Todd_Lyons
  4. Ghelae
  5. LeoFed
  6. MoneySign
  7. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
  8. Cs1987
  9. Against; I'm not sure why I haven't already voted against this...but yeah, I don't like it and never did. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:01, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

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  1. For. 75% -the evidence speaks for itself --User:Whywhywhy§Whywhywhy 16:06, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. For I like how the crumbs are left behind in the tin. --User:Mosquitopsu§Mosquitopsu 17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  3. For I made this pic for the Delicious charts article, though i didn't nominate it myself. Cheers to who did. I also ate about 25% of it :p --User:Okochama§Okochama 21:57, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  4. For The picture simply and effectively provides me with a hilarious mental image of a board meeting where a guy who has just stuffed his face with 75% of pie is explaining its deliciousness quotient. --User:Quilty§Quilty 01:52, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  5. For Hey, it's pretty much great. 'Nuff said. --User:Oracleoftruth§Oracleoftruth 03:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  6. For I can't think of anything else to say. --User:T.W. North§T.W. North
  7. For --User:Isra1337§Isra1337 08:20, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  8. Conditional For. Add Apple Pie Chart to the caption. User:Acid Ammo§Acid Ammo 03:14, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  9. Done and done. And for --{User:Carlos_the_Mean/sig} 03:10, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  10. For Yeah. I'm at a loss for words. User:CX§CX06:19, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  11. For --[[User:Paulgb§Paulgb]] 21:44, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  12. For. Perfect for those long, financial organization meetings! -User:JBob§JBob 19:46, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  13. {u§Bradaphraser}
  14. {u§Uncyclopedian}
  15. {u§anon32}
  16. {u§LinkTGF}
  17. {u§Ianweller}
  18. {u§Marco Raimey}
  19. {u§Feureau}

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  1. Against Eh, it's sort of plain. --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 02:51, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. {u§Dawg}
  3. {u§Todd_Lyons}
  4. {u§Ghelae}
  5. {u§LeoFed}
  6. {u§MoneySign}
  7. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  8. {u§Cs1987}
  9. Against; I'm not sure why I haven't already voted against this...but yeah, I don't like it and never did. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:01, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

§comments=Featured --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 07:15, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC) }}

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