Bernardo Butterlucci

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Bernardo Butterlucci (16 March 1941 – 26 November 2018) was the inventor of butter.

Biography[edit]

Butterlucci invented butter in 1900, 41 years before he was actually born in Italy. The butter is named after him.

Bernardo Butterlucci, inventor of butter.

Invention of butter[edit]

Bernardo invented butter while making a toast. The butter was very tasty.

Weird Al dispute[edit]

American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic has claimed that he was actually the inventor of butter, during the shooting of his video "Amish Paradise". This made Butterlucci very angry.

Death[edit]

Butterlucci died yesterday. He was 77 years old. This makes butter 118 years old.

Legacy[edit]

Anyone who uses butter should always cherish the magnificent Bernardo Butterlucci, the inventor of butter.

See also[edit]

Butterlucci also sexually harassed a young French actress named Maria Schneider in 1972, and totally ruined her life. This is the color of butter: