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Did You Know...
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- ...that the format has to be like this, with an asterisk and three dots at the beginning, an optional "that", and a question mark at the end?
- ...random doesn't equal funny?
- ...that Goku was right that a wife was something you eat... from a certain point of view?
- ...that the original version of Ebony and Ivory had six uses of the n-word?
- ...that 100% of people exposed to water die?
- ...Google created Google Hitman and their founder, ironically, was killed by a hitman from Google Hitman?
- ...that if you cut your balls off your life expectancy will raise by 13 years?
- ...that you're a fukboi?
- ...that Donald Trump is too rich to blow all his money on expensive whores?
- ...that Ken Starr is still alive?
- ...that the STD life has a 100% mortality rate?
- ...that Chanukah is a Zionist conspiracy to kill Jesus?
- ...that gluten makes a really good meat substitute?
- ...that 9/10 doctors are actually African?
- ...that Nickelback isn't original?
- ...that Ask.com still exists?
- ...that Time Cube is the correct religion?
- ...that Dick Cheney is innocent?
- ...that taxes are actually more inevitable than death?
- ...that trigger warnings are the number one reason millennials won't get off my damn lawn?
- ...that Turkey's favorite food is actually chicken?
- ...that Moses supposes his toeses are flowers of the species Rosa damascena?
- ...the muffin man?
- ...that after breaking through the skin, drilling a hole in your head isn't so painful?
- ...that if you died tomorrow, on average a total of 7,475,327,710 people wouldn't give a shit?
- ...that your Great Uncle Adolf probably has the Nazi Gold?
- ...that, in spite of me being completely ready, The Monkees never came to my town?
Did You Know Picture
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File:IMAGENAMEGOHERE.jpg|...that [[ARTICLE NAME]] is BLAH BLAH BLAH? ''(pictured)''
...that the Oprah is a weed that grows in empty lot in city just south of Lard, California?