Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.

This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want.

Did You Know...[edit]

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~ Administrators on DYK submissions


  • ...that Rhodesia fought a war against bears?
  • ...that random doesn't equal funny?
  • ...that Goku was right that a wife was something you eat... from a certain point of view?
  • ...that the original version of Ebony and Ivory had six uses of the n-word?
  • ...that 100% of people exposed to water die?
  • ...Google created Google Hitman and their founder, ironically, was killed by a hitman from Google Hitman
  • ...that if you cut your balls off your life expectancy will raise by 13 years?
  • ...that Donald Trump is too rich to blow all his money on expensive whores?
  • ...that Ken Starr is still alive?
  • ...that the STD life has a 100% mortality rate?
  • ...that Chanukah is a Zionist conspiracy to kill Jesus?
  • ...that gluten makes a really good meat substitute?
  • ...that Dick Cheney is innocent?
  • ...that taxes are actually more inevitable than death?
  • ...that Turkey's favorite food is actually chicken?
  • ...that Moses supposes his toeses are flowers of the species Rosa damascena?
  • ...the muffin man?
  • ...that after breaking through the skin, drilling a hole in your head isn't so painful?
  • ...that if you died tomorrow, on average a total of 7,475,327,710 people wouldn't give a shit?
  • ...that your Great Uncle Adolf probably has the Nazi Gold?
  • ...that, in spite of me being completely ready, The Monkees never came to my town?
  • ...that Depeche Mode's "Policy of Truth" is actually a massive lie?
  • ...that Warren G. Harding was actually once president?
  • ...that there is only one Meme Encyclopedia?
  • ...that it is illegal to shoot people with the intent to kill them (or without it)?
  • ...that there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand in the universe?