Christmas

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Christmas.

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Many have struggled with this question, from Charlie Brown to Charlie Chaplin, and yet the question has never been easily answered. For some, it is about one of the following Santas:

Santa's Elves
Santa Catarina Santa Claus
Santa Fe, New Mexico
Santaism Santaist
Santanism

And who can forget the most important Santa:

For others, it is about one of the following Christs:

Christchurch
Christian Bale Christian Dailly Christian Festivus
Christian Logic
Christian Right Christian Science Christian Slater
Christian Symbology in Pokémon Christian goths
Christian metal
Christianism
Christianity Christine O'Donnell
Christmas
Christmas Carol
Christmas Island Christmas Number Ones Christmas Tree
Christmas card
Christmas in Australia
Christo Christopher
Christopher Columbus Christopher Eccleston Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Lee Christopher Lloyd Christopher Marlowe
Christopher Poole
Christopher Reeve Christopher Walken
Christopher Wolstenholme Christosaurus rex Christy Hemme

For yet others, it is about alcohol, food, and more alcohol. For the large majority of the world, however, it is just another day of the week to be cold and hungry.

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