“ Nobody cares nobody's perfect.”
Born as No one, Nobody has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses the largest ego in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself nameless.
Some rather uppity, disenchanted women have complained that Nobody is a man. However, Nobody is perfect, and cares about everything and anything in the world, which suggests otherwise.
The sound of the one hand clapping was the first in a series of discoveries he made. He went on to discover the whole truth, the philosophers stone, the meaning of life, the secret of happiness, the Fountain of Youth and the secret of success.
Nobody was around to hear a tree falling in a forest, but Nobody thought to ask if it made a sound.
Franz Kafka wrote about nobodies. This is not remarkable, however, as Kafka wrote about all sorts of stuff that Nobody really liked.
His unusual exploits drew the attention of the Illuminati, whom he as yet keeps eluding. They almost got him when they sent the Spanish Inquisition after him, but to their dismay he expected them and escaped in time.
Attention: NOBODY is looking at you, NOBODY cares about this...
The way it affects people
- To some villains who think they're strong, NOBODY is their only enemy. Because they say "NOBODY can beat me..."
- To some security guards, NOBODY helps them. Because the robbers say "NOBODY knows we are here..."
- To some people who think they are stupid, NOBODY conforts them. As they say "NOBODY is stupider than me..."
- To some house owners, they think NOBODY will help him. They say "NOBODY is here!"
- NOBODY is borned in NO THIS COUNTRY
- NOBODY is the most powerful dude in the world
- NOBODY has nothing.
- NOBODY can lift himself
- NOBODY is an island.
- NOBODY can hear you scream.
- NOBODY likes you.
- NOBODY understands women.
- NOBODY cares.
- NOBODY likes Mondays.
- NOBODY will live forever.
- NOBODY loves you.
- NOBODY doesn't look like a human
- NOBODY can read out all the figures of pie
- NOBODY is Somebody's brother
- NOBODY can eat shits
Nobody once ran for President, and although he didn't get in, he is still remembered as the best candidate yet. During his campaign, he said:
- "Vote for Nobody this election! Because...
- NOBODY is an honest politician.
- NOBODY deserves your vote.
- NOBODY will do the right thing.
- NOBODY will do what is best.
- NOBODY believes in right and wrong.
- NOBODY will do what you want!"
Nobody took this seriously, which ensured Nobody voted.
Abillty and skills
While nobody is looking at you, you should know about him/her/it/alien?
- NOBODY can go anywhere it want
- NOBODY can't speak
- NOBODY always beat Somebody
- NOBODY doesn't have a girlfriend
- NOBODY can add any facebook friends
- NOBODY is the strongest