my hobbeys include: dogs, cats, \and pancakes. I ESPESCALLY ENJOY MAPLE SIRUP ON YOUR DAD \ YOUR KEYBOARD and MY PANCAKES NOT FORGETTIN ON MY CHEESE. NOT ON MY PETS THO LOL la la la la la la la
My name is Mindy Adelson and I am 3 and I live in a [untranslatable]. I LOVE SPORKS
I HAVE 999903432 KIDS BUT I AM VERY SINGLE, PEOPLE
I am even willing to try it with a sixty nine year old woman!!! I'm getting YOUNGER AND older and need excietment!
When I'm at home i Iove to watch other shows tho like The Pirce Is Right, Bob Barker is so funny! And Im part of a female bowling league (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!). my ex husband is a bastard, i hate him!!!!
THIS IS MY EX HUSBAND. HE IS LIKE THE DEVIL TO ME SO I DREW HIM WITH A PITCHFORK AND A BEARD AND HORNY HORNS.
MY PETS ARE MY LIFE OMG. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO CYUOOOOTE! look at little daniel, he is a five month old labrador pup (this was taken when he was just 1 month0
my husbands hand is in this picture so i took it out. but daniel is so cute even with his filthy hand in there!!! I thougth my husband was sleeping with my best friend cindy but I found out he was sleeping with the furncae guy, Tom the Faggy Furnace Guy. I don't have aids, I checked. I then married myself, that way if I cheat on Myself, I can make sure Me never cheats on Myself again. I kicked Myself in the balls for looking at that fine man, when I was standing beside me. I hate Myself. I wanna divorce I so there will only be Me. I can't depend on myself anymore. I can only trust Me. I hope My ex husband sees this picture and crys himself to sleep at night.
I AM IN AN ONGOING CUSTODDY BATTLE SO I MAY NOT UPDATE THIS WEBVAGE MUCH OFTEN. I AM ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MY CHILDREN DUE TO LEGAL CONCERNS, NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO ANYWAYS. NOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME. I HAVE THE CUTEST LITTLE SMILE IN THE WORLD. I LOVE MY EYES, MY NOSE, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, MY FEET, MY TOES.....I KNOW I'M MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU. I PUT THE I IN TEAM. I MADE LASAGNA, IS ME READY TO EAT? I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. I AM KIND TO EVERYONE, IF THEY ARE ME. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON I KNOW. I ONCE WANTED TO KILL THE SEXIEST PERSON ON EARTH ONCE, THEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS ME. I LIKE TO EAT APPLES AND BANANAS. I CAN SHOW ME THE WORLD. SHINNING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID. I'M DELICIOUS, I'M DELIGHTFUL, I'M DELOVELY. WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ME. I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, THAT NO ONE EVER WAS. CATCHING ME IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN ME IS MY CAUSE. I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS MY LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE, EACH POKEME CAN UNDERSTAND THE POWER I PROVIDE. POKEME,IT'S ME AND ME, I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY,. POKEME, OH I'M MY BEST FRIEND, IN A WORLD I MUST DEFEND. POKEME, GOTTA CATCH ME, OH SO TRUE, MY JOURNEY WILL PULL ME THROUGH. I'LL TEACH ME AND YOU ARE SCREWED, POKEME, GOTTA CATCH ME ALL . GOTTA CATCH ME ALL, POKEME! MY MOM KNOWS I'M AWESOME. I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON ON EARTH. YOU DOESN'T EXSIST IN MY VOCABULARY.MY BRAIN IS A SUPERHUMAN COMPUTER. ALL YOUR BASDE ARE BELONG TO ME. I SET YOU UP THE BOMB. ME, ME, ME, ME TOO!
LOOK AT THE BANANANANA ITS SOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!111111!!
Myself, My Mom (Me), Bob Saget, Me, I, Not You, Numero Uno, Jebus, My Hand, My Wife (Me), My Husband (Me), Pee Mee Herman, and Chuck Norris.
LITHUANIA ISTHE GREATEST COUNTRYON EARTH, BECAUSE I LIVE THERE!!!!
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